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User avatar #7 - akulakhan (09/18/2015) [-]
Ugly people with ridiculously high standards are the most pathetic view in the world.
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#220 to #7 - anon (09/20/2015) [-]
I have ridiculously high standards but more for facial beauty and personality but not body.. just dont be fat, have ambitions (smart), funny, outgoing and pls not crazy. I myself have been told 8/10 by most people but I think of myself pretty ugly
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User avatar #76 to #7 - envinite ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-]
Says the guy who browse FJ.

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User avatar #83 to #76 - adu ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-]
He's ugly but he clearly doesn't have high standards, hence being on FJ.
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User avatar #86 to #83 - assassindash (09/19/2015) [-]
I have high standards as a dude purely because that's the sure fire way to never get in a relationship....

As long as you stand by your ideals that is.

That way, if I do get in a relationship, ill own both Russia and Canada.
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User avatar #171 to #86 - satansferret (09/19/2015) [-]
Just fine a somewhat attractive girl in a wheel chair man. It's not like she can run away
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#197 to #171 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-]
Or a deaf-mute, then cut off her hands afterwards.
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User avatar #199 to #197 - notisac (09/19/2015) [-]
the bees are kicking in i see
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User avatar #85 to #83 - envinite ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-]
If we, FJers don't have a high standard we won't complain about repost and be an elitist asshat that talk **** about other equivalent image sharing websites.
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#147 to #85 - bbzz ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-]
Sir, you have an advanced autism
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#158 to #85 - arolexion (09/19/2015) [-]
bitch ***** gtfo here
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#163 to #85 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
Make like a tree, and get out of here.
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User avatar #132 to #131 - envinite ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-]
Nah, thanks.
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#159 to #131 - arolexion (09/19/2015) [-]
Lmao still one of my favorite all time movie scenes.. "Knock knock"
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#153 to #76 - damson (09/19/2015) [-]
>>#32

And yet this comment gets -124 thumbs.
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User avatar #156 to #153 - envinite ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-]
FJ rule : If a post have -2 or less thumb, people will more likely contribute the red thumb without thinking because they assume it's a troll post, bonus point if the poster have an anime avatar.

I ain't even mad though, I'm just impressed.
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#204 to #156 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
Nobody gives a **** about your avatar as long as it's not a pony and even then it's only ever mentioned if you're being an idiot. Rarely does it have anything to do with trolls. It's hivemind. One person does it so we all do it. Do you even FJ?
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User avatar #223 to #204 - envinite ONLINE (09/20/2015) [-]
Say that to yourself, anon. It's already an unspoken rule than pony & anime avatar make someone's post less tolerable, no matter it's a joke post, serious or completely retarded post. It's a reaction that have become a running gag in FJ.

And if you don't notice it, I'm just joking in the first place.
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User avatar #231 to #76 - vashadan ONLINE (10/10/2015) [-]
Found the fatty.
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User avatar #194 to #76 - obesehobbo (09/19/2015) [-]
says the guy..... on FJ. thats like saying someone is gay for watching gay porn, while you watch gay porn.
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User avatar #222 to #194 - envinite ONLINE (09/20/2015) [-]
Do you really really think that I'm totally not joking when saying that?

Jeez, people take **** too seriously here yet they mock Tumblr for doing the same thing.
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User avatar #225 to #222 - obesehobbo (09/20/2015) [-]
next time when your joking, actually being funny would help determine if you're being serious or not.
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User avatar #187 to #76 - RomanR (09/19/2015) [-]
Oh so Im ugly too then... k
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User avatar #144 to #76 - wtfduud (09/19/2015) [-]
If I had high standards, I'd be using a better website.
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User avatar #94 to #7 - sociocat (09/19/2015) [-]
yeah
as a person that knows he is overweight and not smart and doest have a great personality i hate it when people dont accept what they are
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User avatar #146 to #7 - Whaaaaaaaaa (09/19/2015) [-]
Man, FJ has some very pathetic people then.
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#228 to #7 - anonoon (10/05/2015) [-]
What's even more cringy? Ugly people who thinks they're gorgeous.
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#62 to #7 - muffinknight (09/19/2015) [-]
I dunno ugly people with ridiculously low standards sounds pretty bad too.
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#72 to #62 - bann ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-]
Realistic standards?
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User avatar #143 to #7 - hardtuner (09/19/2015) [-]
Tbh i have a high standard for women even tho i'm not that good looking. But it's more about if she fits my personality. The looks don't matter that much for me.
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#154 to #143 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
Amen brother, I have an insane standard for women when it comes to personality I don't really care how they look.
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User avatar #181 to #143 - lapsushominum ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-]
I agree with you man. People can call me white knight or fedora tipper or whatever generic insult if they want but I'd rather have a not so good looking person I enjoy being around than a good looking person who I have nothing in common with. Of course better looking is preferable but it's not top priority for me.
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User avatar #98 to #7 - choobe (09/19/2015) [-]
Well, it's a surefire way to protect your ego, though. "No, they didn't reject me, i rejected them! They don't hold up to my standards!"
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User avatar #21 to #7 - royrogersmcfreely (09/18/2015) [-]
Especially when they wear glasses.
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User avatar #140 to #21 - godlessbastard (09/19/2015) [-]
Stop talking about me, you make me feel bad
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User avatar #139 to #7 - godlessbastard (09/19/2015) [-]
>Ugly people
THAT'S ME

>Ridiculously high standards
BINGO

>Most pathetic
YES INDEED!

God I hate myself so much sometimes
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#32 to #7 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
this site
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User avatar #37 to #32 - sandinmyeyes (09/19/2015) [-]
We just kinda accept that here though, we don't like to bring it up
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User avatar #33 to #7 - liamdurf (09/19/2015) [-]
Ooh reminds me of a little story
>Health class, senior year
>Teacher asks us to describe our dream partner
>Some joking around, some legitimately understandable stuff
>One girl gets incredibly specific, demanding stuff like perfect "lickable" abs, over 6'2", beautiful eyes, a six figure job
>Same girl barely passing anything, has to be constantly corrected by other students for saying something wrong
>certainly not anywhere near the best looking girl in school
>Have to restrain myself from saying "why would a guy like that ever want you?"
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#35 to #33 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
The job was to describe a dream partner. She did, why you hatin?
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#34 to #33 - thetrapkiller (09/19/2015) [-]
>lickable abs
idk man, seems pretty tempting but might just be me
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User avatar #174 to #34 - satansferret (09/19/2015) [-]
Aren't all abs lick-able though?
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#211 to #174 - thetrapkiller (09/19/2015) [-]
If there is a desire then yes
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#74 to #33 - comradewinter ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-]
Dream partner is not the same as standards, though. I'm probably not even going to discover what I'd define as dream partner. Hence why it's called dream partner, and not "necessary requirement for me to date them".
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#205 to #74 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
Good point. That didn't even cross my mind.
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User avatar #81 to #33 - ZenMacros (09/19/2015) [-]
Well yeah, that's the idea behind a "dream partner." Nobody ever gets their dream partner because a dream partner fits all of your exact ideals to make them absolutely perfect in your eyes. But nobody is perfect and that's why we have standards.

Now had she said she'd only date a guy who fits that exact profile, she'd be out of her mind. But again, those are just the qualities required for a guy to be perfect in her eyes.
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User avatar #175 to #33 - satansferret (09/19/2015) [-]
No details on personality there?!
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#229 to #175 - anonoon (10/05/2015) [-]
I'm a little bitter. Nah, I'm pretty bitter.

From my experience, people my age don't really care for personality. If they did, then I would have 6 LTR by now. Appearance kinda comes first.
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User avatar #17 to #7 - erotictentacle (09/18/2015) [-]
at least they make it easy to notice if we should ignore them in our lives~
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User avatar #6 - shaddyz (09/18/2015) [-]
im 5'7 140lb and im 21

and my gf is 25

dont lose hope Fj they are just bitches
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#149 to #6 - imayan (09/19/2015) [-]
5'7 master race!
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User avatar #9 to #6 - sanguinesolitude (09/18/2015) [-]
when will they learn?
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User avatar #10 to #9 - shaddyz (09/18/2015) [-]
They will sooner or later
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User avatar #11 to #10 - sanguinesolitude (09/18/2015) [-]
i was referring to you. i forgot i wasn't on /fit for a minute
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User avatar #12 to #11 - shaddyz (09/18/2015) [-]
explain me that whole fit thing... im a lazy ****
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User avatar #172 to #13 - opticmonkey (09/19/2015) [-]
>Say something
>Get negative thumbs
>Say exact same thing but with tyrone
>Positive thumbs

I get that fj follows bandwagons but seriously wtf?
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User avatar #176 to #172 - sanguinesolitude (09/19/2015) [-]
they're all manlets i guess.
but everyone likes tyrone.
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#49 to #6 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
5'5 114 pounds (last time I checked) 17 years old. My girlfriend is 20, She's the love of my short 17 year old life. Don't lose hope.
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User avatar #41 to #6 - moewolf (09/19/2015) [-]
stop stealing my identity
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#142 to #6 - bakagaijin (09/19/2015) [-]
I'm 5'8 200 lbs engaged to a 25yr old japanese girl.... never loose faith weeaboos
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#209 to #142 - imayan (09/19/2015) [-]
So is your username her nickname for you?
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#214 to #209 - bakagaijin (09/19/2015) [-]
Nah, its my nickname from everyone in her neighborhood.... I'm from NYC and I have a tendency to make friends with everyone... so sometimes you see me with a bunch of salary men drinking till like 5am and basically being a obnoxious (but charming obnoxious) foreigner... so I guess you can say it's a petname....
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#103 to #6 - denniswilles (09/19/2015) [-]
25lbs, you're not dating a 3-year-old, are you?
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#53 to #6 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
25? Damn she is tall
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#20 to #6 - upunkpunk (09/18/2015) [-]
Same except no gf.
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User avatar #26 - malinko ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]
6'6 and 600lbs. I must be the realest ******* man here.
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User avatar #124 to #26 - yourinvisiblegf (09/19/2015) [-]
how much is 600 pounds in non-retarded units ?

272kg
www.kylesconverter.com/mass/pounds-to-kilograms
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#119 to #26 - digitalmasterx (09/19/2015) [-]
thats a large satan
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User avatar #164 to #26 - thesirofponies (09/19/2015) [-]
boogie2988 is that you?
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User avatar #189 to #164 - malinko ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-]
yes my child
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#161 to #26 - brcstar (09/19/2015) [-]
As someone who is 5'11" and 111 pounds, I try not to criticize other people's weight

But how are you ******* alive
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#208 to #161 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
5'11" and 111lbs. Damn bro you need to eat even if it's hard. I'm pretty sure that's considered malnourished or something else unhealthy. Working out always increases hunger... just sayin.
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#92 to #26 - gabikak (09/19/2015) [-]
>600 pounds
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#28 to #26 - anon (09/18/2015) [-]
600 pounds...are....are you ok?
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User avatar #93 to #28 - malinko ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-]
no. send a doctor.....and a crane.
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#196 to #93 - donfailed ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-]
If you want a crane might want to find a school.
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User avatar #79 to #28 - kurtlanglie (09/19/2015) [-]
He's fine, Admin is watching his fat ass very closely.
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#23 - fuccthedevil (09/18/2015) [-]
6' 6" 145lbs.

mfw girls still don't see me as a man
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User avatar #135 to #23 - brcstar (09/19/2015) [-]
Ayy

Fellow skinny funnyjunker

sup
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User avatar #215 to #135 - fuccthedevil (09/19/2015) [-]
wallowing in my thin privilege u?
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User avatar #155 to #23 - vikingfaen (09/19/2015) [-]
Used to be like you, weigh about 83kg now, feel a lot healthier.
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#88 to #23 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
duuuddee you're really skinny. I'm 6'1 180 pounds.
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#150 to #23 - SweetJesus (09/19/2015) [-]
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON
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User avatar #25 to #23 - yisumad (09/18/2015) [-]
You're a skinny little ****
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User avatar #27 to #25 - fuccthedevil (09/18/2015) [-]
I really am. And I'm jewish so that makes it even funnier.
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User avatar #71 to #27 - redbannerman (09/19/2015) [-]
You make for great kindling.
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#122 to #27 - keijimaeda (09/19/2015) [-]
Guess you really know how to burn off that weight, eh?
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User avatar #30 to #23 - komandantmirkoo (09/19/2015) [-]
hi slenderman
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User avatar #2 to #1 - uselessmemer (09/18/2015) [-]
I dont hate you

I hate the spastic that thumbed you up
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User avatar #3 to #2 - malachitecobra (09/18/2015) [-]
I understand m8
no hard feelings
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#118 to #2 - digitalmasterx (09/19/2015) [-]
>getting buttmad over imaginary tumbs
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User avatar #227 to #118 - uselessmemer (09/25/2015) [-]
get ****** normies
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User avatar #97 to #2 - uselessmemer (09/19/2015) [-]
get ****** normies
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#42 - pcprinciple (09/19/2015) [-]
WHAT IS THIS?! ARE YOU REFERRING TO COWS IN A NEGATIVE MANNER? COWS ARE SACRED TO THE HINDU PEOPLE. YOU BETTER CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE BRO.
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#138 to #42 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
Caitlyn Jenner isn't a hero to me.
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#77 to #42 - dirtyjustice (09/19/2015) [-]
I think you posted the wrong picture....Lemme fix that for ya.
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User avatar #78 to #77 - pcprinciple (09/19/2015) [-]
Thats two weeks of detention young man.
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#80 to #78 - dirtyjustice (09/19/2015) [-]
God dammit!
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#133 - mechgeek (09/19/2015) [-]
Aight FJ I'm about to share a story with you all. About a bitchy girl with high standards, who got blown the **** out.

We'll call her Paige (because that's her ******* name) I was quite into Paige, she was pretty, and interesting. (How wrong I was) she was actually a collosal cuntwad. Cheated on boyfriends, would stir **** with people for the fun of it, gold-digging (which I fell for unfortunately) - I could fill a (small) book with the **** this girl would do.
Well, young Mechgeek decided it'd be a grand idea to try and court this woman, which I did over several months, and she would string me along enough to keep me interested. And one day I flat out said that I wanted to be with her, and she then listed the fact that I was too short, too skinny, not attractive enough and that I couldn't drive. Apparently she mainly just loved all of my 'gifts' that I'd get her.

Well I fell out of contact with her a few weeks after that (I found out how much of a cunt she really was), and since then I've grown to be 6"0, passed my drivers test, got a damn nice ******* car, gained a bunch of weight from the gym and (pardon me honking my own horn) but I'm certainly not unattractive any more.

So I decided to look her up on Facebook to see how she was. And would you believe it, she'd gained a bunch of unattractive weight, was still living at home, had dropped out of university, had ****** up almost all of her relationships, boyfriend had dumped her and her only real friend is her way younger brother. So I decided to drop her a line and ask how she was. She is immediately all over me. 'Oh Mech, you're looking good these days. What ever happened to us?' yadda yadda yadda. She very quickly moves onto the fact that I have a car and tries to ask me to drive her to HER friends bar event and that we I should 'totally buy me a drink or two ;)'. So I did what any other self respecting person would do. Turned her the **** down and said 'You're not worth my money, my time, or worth the abundance of space that you'd fill in my car. Oh, and it's just as well that I've gotten taller, it makes it even easier to look down on what a piece of **** you are.'

tl;dr told off the cunt that I used to beta/cuck myself for and regained the self respect that I deserved
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User avatar #141 to #133 - xkaijux (09/19/2015) [-]
You, sir, are an hero to us all.

But seriously, I know what that's like. Pics for vicarious satisfaction?
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#136 to #133 - tremuzik (09/19/2015) [-]
tfw-I wish I could say the same, but when it came down to it. I am still 5'6 and that can still be used against me.
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#145 to #136 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
Well, you can't change your weight but you can change a lot of other thing. I was a chubby kid, glasses, not really nerdy but very shy and quiet. Lost weight when I was 17, started lifting etc, made my life pretty damn healthy, which built up my confidence good. I'm still 5'7, but I look pretty damn good and in return social situations are a matter of how much I'm interested about conversation, not about thinking how awkward I am. Also I have a beau gf (not kidding here, she's an angel), who would date me even if I was ugly as **** . It's not how short you are, it's about how you handle it. Those who have a problem with it, they are not worth it. Your attitude makes a big difference. I've never had anyone refer to my height in any way, because my opinion is that it is what it is, you play with the cards you have.
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#165 to #145 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
^ This exactly. Women, as a general rule, tend to be more attractive than a confident/alpha behavior pattern in social situations than they do in how a guy looks. Mr anon here describes it perfectly.
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#166 to #165 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
attracted to a*
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#224 to #145 - tremuzik (09/20/2015) [-]
Well, being 5'6 I weigh 175 pounds of muscle. I've been working out since my freshman year of HS and now I'm in college football team forced this on me .

I don't really have a problem with chicks in general, but A LOT of them in my area are like "You're almost perfect! You just need to be taller"

For the most part, I can pick up chicks, but my height just makes it a tad bit more difficult. I've learned to deal with it, but it does get a little annoying.
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#169 to #133 - MisfitsFan (09/19/2015) [-]
Damn right
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User avatar #184 to #133 - civilizationv (09/19/2015) [-]
noice
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#14 - ilovehue (09/18/2015) [-]
tfw ure only 6'
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User avatar #44 to #14 - derpwolf (09/19/2015) [-]
Just look for someone who doesn't want a partner taller than they are.
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#24 to #14 - critizer (09/18/2015) [-]
Tfw she is gollum don't let scum decide about what you think of yourself
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User avatar #54 to #14 - pizzaweed (09/19/2015) [-]
I've met like 6 women in my life taller than 5' 9"


You'll be fine my *****
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#4 - rockergamer ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]
**** yea

shove it up your greasy ass, you shallow bitch
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#55 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
I choose to be single because I refuse to leave lower my standards. It's seems really douchy but any and every female at my social status? Attractiveness level? I just don't find attractive. And if i can't look at my gf and think she's a beauty then I doubt that'll be a happy relationship.

Looks like it'll be a twin bed forever
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#107 to #55 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
At least you acknowledge that it's you and not other people.
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#96 - neoexdeath ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-]
Hey man, this isn't about me, this is about her.
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User avatar #73 - moldybreadcrumb (09/19/2015) [-]
Women like men over 200 pounds now?
I must be sexy as **** then.
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#104 to #73 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
What they DON'T say is over 200 lbs with a herculean build.
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User avatar #151 to #104 - moldybreadcrumb (09/19/2015) [-]
Is a hedonism build close enough? I mean, they both start with H - E.
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User avatar #127 - GnRNoD (09/19/2015) [-]
I'm like 6'2 and weight about 280 pounds and my girl is 5'7 and weights about 125 pounds, does that make me a real man and my girl not a real woman?
These are the kind of questions that keep me up at night.
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#178 to #127 - shota (09/19/2015) [-]
As long as you're happy who gives a **** what anyone thinks?
I don't know why the internet decided to adopt this alpha mentality, I thought they were supposed to hate "normies".
Anyway, be who you want to be, don't stress over if you arbitrarily qualify for someones rules for what a man is, if you've got a ******* cock between your legs and feel you're a man in your brain you're a ******* man.
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User avatar #218 to #178 - GnRNoD (09/20/2015) [-]
Yeah, you're absolutly right, but I allready think that way, I was just making a joke who gives a **** about what a resented fat bitch thinks.
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#128 to #127 - lotengo (09/19/2015) [-]
You better start saying 'no homo' cuz ur gf is a dude
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User avatar #129 to #128 - GnRNoD (09/19/2015) [-]
Ha I've done it allready, fun fact: before becoming my girlfriend we were friends and among our group we used to call her one of the gus (because of he tomboy attitude) so the frist time we made out I said no homo.
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#120 - thedominusignis (09/19/2015) [-]
This is a ''real'' man according to her. Probably all she'd be able to get tbh.
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#134 to #120 - ponchies (09/19/2015) [-]
He has tits larger than every single busty lady I've known in my life combined
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User avatar #183 to #120 - listerthepessimist (09/19/2015) [-]
he must work the **** out to get his pecs to go all the way around the back like that
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#117 - scarygingerkid (09/19/2015) [-]
6'2" 200lbs...sounds like she wants someone whose intimidating enough to scare people away from calling her fat. wouldnt work on me. i go for the knees and the balls...sometimes not in that order...
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User avatar #110 - mankey (09/19/2015) [-]
Oh thank God I'm only 6', dodged a bullet there.
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#52 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
i mostly wear a jacket and girls dont know whats underneath.. they ******* or snorggle under their breath because im 5'4.. What they dont know is that i have MUSCLES COMPARABLE TO ADMINS OR JOHN CENAS OR DICK KICKEM'S STEEL! remember guys, git fit and those faglords cant say **** when you can lift like, heavy **** !!
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#64 to #52 - politicalmiddle (09/19/2015) [-]
***** that's called being gay.
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User avatar #40 - stevencolbert (09/19/2015) [-]
6'5 230lbs

tfw no gf
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#43 to #40 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
Quick tip.
Go outside.
Faggot
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