moms preparing for every xmas
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canichaikait (12/23/2015) [-] 
I had to remind myself that was a son making satire and not an actual mother halfway through the video
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evilhomer (12/23/2015) [-] >Being told to tidy up your room because guest are coming over for a bbq outside
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earthandfire (12/24/2015) [-]
What, your mother doesn't give every single guest an obligatory tour of the home?
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stinkbugfrick (12/23/2015) [-] This seems more like a question of respect, why are they going into your room without you.
I don't tend to have that problem, besides my room being locked normally with a sign looking like this, I've got so many knives and swords laying around they're liable to fall and get speared.
I don't tend to have that problem, besides my room being locked normally with a sign looking like this, I've got so many knives and swords laying around they're liable to fall and get speared.
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nightmarexnxnxnxnx (12/24/2015) [-]
''Good day sir, did you wanted to file a complaint about a product?''
''Yes, this grenade does not seem to explode, no matter how far or hard I throw it.''
''Did you try to pull out this pin?'' *pulls the pin out*
*Nothing happens for several seconds*
''See? I told you it doesn't w-KABOOOOOOOM!''
''Yes, this grenade does not seem to explode, no matter how far or hard I throw it.''
''Did you try to pull out this pin?'' *pulls the pin out*
*Nothing happens for several seconds*
''See? I told you it doesn't w-KABOOOOOOOM!''
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AnomynousUser ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-] It's your unreasonably high standards that are keeping you from having a gf, anon.
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mondominiman ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-] Do you have a console in your room? Kids could by like "anon can we play your video games?" Then you have to rush and hide your copy of Hatoful boyfriend before they can see it only to realize you can't find it underneath all the piles of clothes and trash. Then their parents come in to grab them so they can get ready to leave and see your Asa Akira fleshlight just laying on your dresser uncapped and warmed up ready for the next use which we both know is gonna be right after everyone leaves when you have the image of your fit aunt bending over to pick up her phone after it fell because the dogs were running around and bumped into her, fresh in your mind . Then and only then will you realize that your mom was right all along and you should have cleaned up your room and possibly avoided the entire mess. Now every year on Christmas you're relatives gift you money in hopes you use it to find a prostitute because they know you don't have the balls to find a girlfriend.
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dzeusas (12/23/2015) [-] He left out the "I guess no one cares about holidays this year, better go find something else to do, because Christmas is cancelled, since we didn't start cleaning 6 days prior to the guest arriving"
Basically every single family holiday is full of this kind of passive aggressive **** .
Basically every single family holiday is full of this kind of passive aggressive **** .
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DrollHumor (12/23/2015) [-] Just last week my entire house was just filled with high pitched beeping from our fire alarms malfunctioning at like 1am, and it felt like my ears were going to rupture. We couldn't figure out how to get them to stop; there was no fire, we opened all the windows, we pressed the reset button, we switched off the breakers, nothing would shut them up. We had multiple fire alarms going off throughout the whole house, and we have tile floors. It was the loudest thing I have ever been subjected to.
So my mom said we had to call the fire department to have them come fix the alarms.
BUT!
We had to clean the house first, because she was too embarassed to have a messy house in front of the firemen. I had to clean the entire house, and I'm not just talking a quick pickup, I mean with CLEANSERS. All while the fire alarms are drilling into my brain at 1am, before she called the fire department.
I could've shot her.
So my mom said we had to call the fire department to have them come fix the alarms.
BUT!
We had to clean the house first, because she was too embarassed to have a messy house in front of the firemen. I had to clean the entire house, and I'm not just talking a quick pickup, I mean with CLEANSERS. All while the fire alarms are drilling into my brain at 1am, before she called the fire department.
I could've shot her.
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Garblestickleshlop (12/23/2015) [-] The same exact thing happened to us last January but at like 5am. We turned off the power and took out the batteries so they would shut up and then waited for the fire department. We had one malfunctioning alarm that was setting all the others off.
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DrollHumor (12/23/2015) [-] We would've taken the batteries out, but we have nine foot ceilings and we're both about five feet tall. We need to buy a ladder.
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DrollHumor (12/23/2015) [-] They weren't chirping like the battery was dead, they were sounding off like there was a fire.
Even the firemen said the battery was good, I guess the alarms are just **** .
Even the firemen said the battery was good, I guess the alarms are just **** .
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ninjabadger (12/23/2015) [-] What if it was detecting some odorless gas?
Some do that, and people sometimes don't quite equate it to an actual emergency.
But since you're still alive and presumably without any complications, I'll just guess that wasn't the case.
Some have different alarms for gas, I think all the new ones have to distinguish between fire and gas alarms. Not an expert on fire alarms.
Some do that, and people sometimes don't quite equate it to an actual emergency.
But since you're still alive and presumably without any complications, I'll just guess that wasn't the case.
Some have different alarms for gas, I think all the new ones have to distinguish between fire and gas alarms. Not an expert on fire alarms.
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chokinandtokin 
ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-] I watched this without sound at first and thought that was just a very unattractive woman
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ciacheczko (12/23/2015) [-] This lead me to a scary realisation: I don't even have children and I'm already turning into a mom.
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improbablyyourdad ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-] I could make you a single mom real quick babeh
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therealtotodile ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-] This is why my mom takes us to OTHER people's houses for Christmas parties. Because if she had to go through the stress of preparing for one, I'm pretty sure she would have shot up a school by now.
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acebuck (12/23/2015) [-] >Just go to your room, you're not cleaning it right.
>I'm the only one that does anything around here.
>I'm the only one that does anything around here.
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ribikoto (12/23/2015) [-] if my mom where this precise about what she wanted me to do, then we would never have had all those fights...
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ponchosdm ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-] as a medium class mexican(low low class american), that house is beautiful...
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dannyzapdos ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-] All of us Mexifags gather with the family members that have the largest house.
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mondominiman ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-] I think I'm in the same tier as you, not exactly making great money but still better than alot. That is a great house too, 2+ stories, marble counter tops, spacious, bay windows, EVERYTHINGS white. Everyone knows the more white you have the richer you are.
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warioteam (12/23/2015) [-] i think this video was just an excuse this guy made to sate his crossdressing fetish
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gigabowzer (12/23/2015) [-] **gigabowzer used "*roll picture*"**
**gigabowzer rolled image** This isn't even a Christmas deal. It is whenever ANYONE comes over. The plumber, someone coming to do business, the neighbor. THEY DON'T GIVE A FLYING **** WHAT STATE YOUR HOUSE IS IN! THEY JUST WANT TO GO IN AND GET OUT.
**gigabowzer rolled image** This isn't even a Christmas deal. It is whenever ANYONE comes over. The plumber, someone coming to do business, the neighbor. THEY DON'T GIVE A FLYING **** WHAT STATE YOUR HOUSE IS IN! THEY JUST WANT TO GO IN AND GET OUT.
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zuflux ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-] Visiting my parents for christmas. My mother has been working since noon getting things ready for tomorrow. I tell her; "Just tell me if you need help, or if there's anything I can do" cus I'm just sitting here, surfing the web and gaming to pass the time. But she's the kind of person to get stressed out, worked up and irritated while working, but not asking for help. I love my mother, but goddamn, woman.
