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#6 - tapeworms (08/31/2015) [-]
Mole related story
>Visiting friend who lives on a farm
>His dad kicks the door in, wielding french fries
>Scared the **** out of us
>"WHERE'S THE SHOTGUN?? IT'S AN EMERGENCY."
>Throws friend's **** and fries everywhere looking for it
>Finds it, fully loaded, and sprints out the door
>Follow him because we're freaked out, thinking it was an intruder
>McDad unloads all 12 rounds into the ******* ground
>Wtf
>Pulls mole chunks out of the holes
>"Got 'im"
Friend's dad probably is retarded
#181 to #6 - thelamerussian (09/01/2015) [-]
"mole chunks"
User avatar #135 to #6 - windson (09/01/2015) [-]
Retarded? I'd say effective predator.
User avatar #134 to #6 - propanex (09/01/2015) [-]
If you see a mole hole, just step down on them, it closes the tunnels, makes them want to move
User avatar #136 to #134 - sirkanesixtytwo (09/01/2015) [-]
And dig more mole holes in your yard?
User avatar #211 to #136 - propanex (09/02/2015) [-]
No, they move out towards someone else's property. I live in S.C., there's nothing but woods where I live haha
User avatar #95 to #6 - melwach (09/01/2015) [-]
So it's not just Russians who do that. Shouldn't surprise me.
When it comes to redneckery, Russians and Americans are quite similar.
User avatar #137 to #95 - tapeworms (09/01/2015) [-]
He's Ukrainian
#185 to #137 - lordlolland (09/01/2015) [-]
Not for long.
User avatar #148 to #137 - melwach (09/01/2015) [-]
Don't call an Ukrainian "McDad" then! <3
How about Dadskevitch?

So shotgun mole hunting is still a slavic sport.
#194 to #148 - innocentbabies ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Nah, people do it around here Oregon all the time, too. Not even that many rednecks around here, either although, we have a lot of wannabes .
#184 to #148 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
*A Ukrainian. Have a nice day.
User avatar #212 to #184 - tapeworms (09/02/2015) [-]
**** off.
User avatar #129 to #95 - molestedbeggar (09/01/2015) [-]
this man is english.
of yorkshire.
#70 to #6 - ltbuttstrong (09/01/2015) [-]
Your friend's dad's face when
User avatar #38 to #6 - traelos ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Your friend's dad's not retarded, enough moles can ruin a farm if left undeaded.
User avatar #20 to #6 - altairibnlaahad (09/01/2015) [-]
What the **** kind of shotgun has a 12 shell magazine?
#64 to #20 - fuckya (09/01/2015) [-]
Could be a tacti-friend?
#62 to #20 - legomant (09/01/2015) [-]
Since no one has pointed it out so far, a Saiga shotgun is fed from a magazine. Pic related.
User avatar #41 to #20 - tapeworms (09/01/2015) [-]
Ahh, I didn't realize my mistake, sorry
User avatar #31 to #20 - franktonfire (09/01/2015) [-]
Hell even a Remington 870 with an extension tube is only 7+1. It's probably an exaggeration, because the only shotguns with that capacity are the Kel-Tec KSG-12, Saiga / Izhmash 12 gauge semi-automatic AK-Style shotguns, among a few others I can't recall.
#69 to #31 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
Actually. You'd be surprised what's possible with aftermarket parts.
#109 to #69 - skebaba (09/01/2015) [-]
>Buy a drum clip with 100 shells
>Go shoot at random school
>Get on the news
>Win
User avatar #150 to #109 - unlithe ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
oh this better be bait
User avatar #123 to #109 - lifesavers ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
>drum clip
User avatar #52 to #31 - traks (09/01/2015) [-]
Think of it this way "He magdumped .45 rounds into Jamal's skull"
#36 to #31 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
Maybe it was just a typo, and he meant to put "all 12 gauge rounds"?
User avatar #40 to #36 - tapeworms (09/01/2015) [-]
12 gauge* yes
User avatar #33 to #31 - altairibnlaahad (09/01/2015) [-]
Even then, I fail to see the point of having an extension tube. When I'm hunting I have to put the magazine plug in there anyway because the conservation department only allows 2+1, and even if you're just shooting targets you don't really need it.
User avatar #37 to #33 - franktonfire (09/01/2015) [-]
My pops has an extension tube in his home defense gun, a Rock Island Arms M5. 7+1. Kickass beast, but it'll beat the **** outta you with high brass or slugs. I hunt with a single shot H&R .44 Magnum, I dropped a doe at 100 yards with a single shot. It's got better stopping power, less kick, and less weight than a shotgun, so as long as I'm accurate, I shouldn't have to worry about reloading, but I have a small side-saddle with 5 more rounds in it, and a box of 50 rounds in my backpack. I could only see an extension tube being good for skeet or duck hunting, and even then you shouldn't have to worry about running out. My favorite shotgun, a Remington 1100, is a semi-auto that can take 4+1 2&3/4" shells, and it has no kick, even with high brass or slugs. Best gun I've ever shot shotgun-wise, you should look into getting one. If you can't afford one, look into 11-87's, the 1100's cheaper, poly-stock brother. Worth the money if you get a good one though. 20 gauges are worth a fortune.
User avatar #39 to #37 - altairibnlaahad (09/01/2015) [-]
Yeah when I bought my shotgun I was on a budget, got an 870 Express for ~$350. I have no problem using a pump action over a semi, and even though it can jam every once in a while, it's still a great firearm. It can take 2 3/4 and 3" shells and I can manage the kick, was planning on using it in the turkey and duck seasons this fall.
User avatar #42 to #39 - franktonfire (09/01/2015) [-]
Between me and my pops I'd say we've got 6 870's. 5 12 gauges, and mine's a 20 gauge. I bought mine for $100 at a Pawn shop, brought it home, cleaned it, bought new springs, sanded and re-stained the wood, and painted my receiver with flat black stove paint because the bluing was ****** . I took it out for the first time since I'd redone it last night and put some rounds through it. Thank god Shotshells are somewhat cheap, I'll be shooting that gun a LOT more. Love that thing.
User avatar #22 to #20 - jfbyers (09/01/2015) [-]
unless McDad is has over 300 confirmed kills its probably just a special Semi-Auto
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