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#28 - anonymoussarcasm (09/01/2015) [-]
He actually ******* did what he said he was going to do
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#213 to #28 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
No **** sherlock. Go watch your kid shows and stfu
User avatar #201 to #28 - scarycanary (09/01/2015) [-]
i was expecting john cena
#173 to #28 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
Right? I thought for sure that was leading up to some kind of joke.
User avatar #107 to #28 - badmonkey ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
I thought he was gonna flip his hand around to show a mole grown on his palm
User avatar #68 to #28 - ponchosdm (09/01/2015) [-]
he is absolute madman
#23 - mattdoggy (09/01/2015) [-]
#76 to #23 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
******* step aside Squirrel Girl, Mole Man has you beat.
#87 to #76 - conwadconwad (09/01/2015) [-]
didn't Squirrel Girl manage to kill Thanos in one of the comics?
User avatar #90 to #87 - banfio (09/01/2015) [-]
no, she overcame him with her squirrel army, but it is heavily hinted that it was one of his clone things
User avatar #111 to #90 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
no, it was the real thanos. she's also sacked doom (not a doombot) and galacticus single-handedly. she's literally the plot armor of marvel. that's why all of her fights happen off-screen
User avatar #186 to #111 - thethirddoctor (09/01/2015) [-]
Isn't one of her powers that the less chance there is for her to achieve something, the greater the success is or something like that?
Comicexplain?
#191 to #186 - innocentbabies (09/01/2015) [-]
I love it when writers get so lazy that they invent a power to justify deus ex machina.
User avatar #192 to #191 - thethirddoctor (09/01/2015) [-]
Yeah. It's pretty funny.
User avatar #206 to #186 - comicexplain (09/01/2015) [-]
That's the common consensus, yes!
User avatar #207 to #206 - thethirddoctor (09/01/2015) [-]
That is so ridiculous, but thanks. I will believe anything you say anyway.. You are just so authoritative and insightful. Never stop!
User avatar #208 to #207 - comicexplain (09/01/2015) [-]
Cheers! Just glad to help!
User avatar #154 to #111 - banfio (09/01/2015) [-]
thanks for the correction, i admit that i'm not the best source on these things...
User avatar #162 to #111 - ifreakinglovepizza (09/01/2015) [-]
I've always felt that the purpose of squirrel girl is to imply that she's powerful but show a fun story. the real story of squirrel girl is the comedy interactions not the fights.
User avatar #163 to #162 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
exactly
#170 to #90 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
unless thats some reverse psychology HEAVY-HINTING, im pretty sure it happened
User avatar #209 to #170 - banfio (09/01/2015) [-]
Squirrel Girl's defeat of Thanos is an ambiguous one. Uatu the Watcher, was present at the battle and claimed Squirrel Girl defeated the genuine Thanos and not a clone or copy.[13] Thanos has since claimed he has perfected a means of creating clones of himself that could fool even "the most cosmic of beings." Adding to the ambiguity is the fact that the reveal comes from the mind of a clone whose memory had been altered
#15 - rabbithabbit (08/31/2015) [-]
How does he tell where the mole is using his hands? Reiki?
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User avatar #198 to #15 - mrwalkerfour (09/01/2015) [-]
if theyre clsoe to the surface you can see it lifting as they go

but sometimes their a little deeper, but you can feel the ground sort of pulse as they go by, similar to the feeling of you hearbeating on your chest, that "bump" sensation. using your hand you can feel for this bumping an locate the mole.

User avatar #199 to #15 - rotiart (09/01/2015) [-]
Only explanation. My moms a psychic and this is basically how she draws cards.
#202 to #199 - rabbithabbit (09/01/2015) [-]
youtu.be/a4_8WK5LmD4?t=240

Don't know why people are thumbing you down. You're right, watch the link.
User avatar #203 to #202 - rotiart (09/01/2015) [-]
Used to being thumbed down Nice link!
User avatar #55 to #15 - Conemen (09/01/2015) [-]
look at the grass at 0:25
User avatar #53 to #15 - aliennova (09/01/2015) [-]
You can see the dirt being lifted up as they dig through your yard.
#6 - tapeworms ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
Mole related story
>Visiting friend who lives on a farm
>His dad kicks the door in, wielding french fries
>Scared the **** out of us
>"WHERE'S THE SHOTGUN?? IT'S AN EMERGENCY."
>Throws friend's **** and fries everywhere looking for it
>Finds it, fully loaded, and sprints out the door
>Follow him because we're freaked out, thinking it was an intruder
>McDad unloads all 12 rounds into the ******* ground
>Wtf
>Pulls mole chunks out of the holes
>"Got 'im"
Friend's dad probably is retarded
#181 to #6 - thelamerussian (09/01/2015) [-]
"mole chunks"
User avatar #134 to #6 - propanex (09/01/2015) [-]
If you see a mole hole, just step down on them, it closes the tunnels, makes them want to move
User avatar #136 to #134 - sirkanesixtytwo (09/01/2015) [-]
And dig more mole holes in your yard?
User avatar #211 to #136 - propanex (09/02/2015) [-]
No, they move out towards someone else's property. I live in S.C., there's nothing but woods where I live haha
User avatar #135 to #6 - windson (09/01/2015) [-]
Retarded? I'd say effective predator.
User avatar #95 to #6 - melwach (09/01/2015) [-]
So it's not just Russians who do that. Shouldn't surprise me.
When it comes to redneckery, Russians and Americans are quite similar.
User avatar #137 to #95 - tapeworms ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
He's Ukrainian
#185 to #137 - lordlolland (09/01/2015) [-]
Not for long.
User avatar #148 to #137 - melwach (09/01/2015) [-]
Don't call an Ukrainian "McDad" then! <3
How about Dadskevitch?

So shotgun mole hunting is still a slavic sport.
#194 to #148 - innocentbabies (09/01/2015) [-]
Nah, people do it around here Oregon all the time, too. Not even that many rednecks around here, either although, we have a lot of wannabes .
#184 to #148 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
*A Ukrainian. Have a nice day.
User avatar #212 to #184 - tapeworms ONLINE (09/02/2015) [-]
**** off.
User avatar #129 to #95 - molestedbeggar (09/01/2015) [-]
this man is english.
of yorkshire.
User avatar #20 to #6 - altairibnlaahad (09/01/2015) [-]
What the **** kind of shotgun has a 12 shell magazine?
User avatar #22 to #20 - jfbyers (09/01/2015) [-]
unless McDad is has over 300 confirmed kills its probably just a special Semi-Auto
#62 to #20 - legomant (09/01/2015) [-]
Since no one has pointed it out so far, a Saiga shotgun is fed from a magazine. Pic related.
#64 to #20 - fuckya (09/01/2015) [-]
Could be a tacti-friend?
User avatar #41 to #20 - tapeworms ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Ahh, I didn't realize my mistake, sorry
User avatar #31 to #20 - franktonfire (09/01/2015) [-]
Hell even a Remington 870 with an extension tube is only 7+1. It's probably an exaggeration, because the only shotguns with that capacity are the Kel-Tec KSG-12, Saiga / Izhmash 12 gauge semi-automatic AK-Style shotguns, among a few others I can't recall.
#69 to #31 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
Actually. You'd be surprised what's possible with aftermarket parts.
#109 to #69 - skebaba ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
>Buy a drum clip with 100 shells
>Go shoot at random school
>Get on the news
>Win
User avatar #123 to #109 - lifesavers ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
>drum clip
User avatar #150 to #109 - unlithe (09/01/2015) [-]
oh this better be bait
User avatar #52 to #31 - traks (09/01/2015) [-]
Think of it this way "He magdumped .45 rounds into Jamal's skull"
#36 to #31 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
Maybe it was just a typo, and he meant to put "all 12 gauge rounds"?
User avatar #40 to #36 - tapeworms ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
12 gauge* yes
User avatar #33 to #31 - altairibnlaahad (09/01/2015) [-]
Even then, I fail to see the point of having an extension tube. When I'm hunting I have to put the magazine plug in there anyway because the conservation department only allows 2+1, and even if you're just shooting targets you don't really need it.
User avatar #37 to #33 - franktonfire (09/01/2015) [-]
My pops has an extension tube in his home defense gun, a Rock Island Arms M5. 7+1. Kickass beast, but it'll beat the **** outta you with high brass or slugs. I hunt with a single shot H&R .44 Magnum, I dropped a doe at 100 yards with a single shot. It's got better stopping power, less kick, and less weight than a shotgun, so as long as I'm accurate, I shouldn't have to worry about reloading, but I have a small side-saddle with 5 more rounds in it, and a box of 50 rounds in my backpack. I could only see an extension tube being good for skeet or duck hunting, and even then you shouldn't have to worry about running out. My favorite shotgun, a Remington 1100, is a semi-auto that can take 4+1 2&3/4" shells, and it has no kick, even with high brass or slugs. Best gun I've ever shot shotgun-wise, you should look into getting one. If you can't afford one, look into 11-87's, the 1100's cheaper, poly-stock brother. Worth the money if you get a good one though. 20 gauges are worth a fortune.
User avatar #39 to #37 - altairibnlaahad (09/01/2015) [-]
Yeah when I bought my shotgun I was on a budget, got an 870 Express for ~$350. I have no problem using a pump action over a semi, and even though it can jam every once in a while, it's still a great firearm. It can take 2 3/4 and 3" shells and I can manage the kick, was planning on using it in the turkey and duck seasons this fall.
User avatar #42 to #39 - franktonfire (09/01/2015) [-]
Between me and my pops I'd say we've got 6 870's. 5 12 gauges, and mine's a 20 gauge. I bought mine for $100 at a Pawn shop, brought it home, cleaned it, bought new springs, sanded and re-stained the wood, and painted my receiver with flat black stove paint because the bluing was ****** . I took it out for the first time since I'd redone it last night and put some rounds through it. Thank god Shotshells are somewhat cheap, I'll be shooting that gun a LOT more. Love that thing.
User avatar #38 to #6 - traelos (09/01/2015) [-]
Your friend's dad's not retarded, enough moles can ruin a farm if left undeaded.
#70 to #6 - ltbuttstrong (09/01/2015) [-]
Your friend's dad's face when
#2 - BrayBoy (08/31/2015) [-]
&quot;1-0&quot;    
Moles are adorable
"1-0"
Moles are adorable
User avatar #105 to #2 - empithree (09/01/2015) [-]
until they dig up your ass during a picnic
#18 - altairibnlaahad (09/01/2015) [-]
>Be me
>At friends house, out in the country
>Has this big ass black lab hunting dog
>Chilling out on lawn
>Dogbro chilling next to us
>Suddenly dogbro gets up into a full blown sprint
>Runs about 25 feet away
>Starts digging
>Pulls out mole and lays its bloody dying body near our feet
>Sits there and stares at us with pride
>MFW
#1 - quantumranger (08/31/2015) [-]
pretty cool
+1
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#59 to #1 - lesterthered (09/01/2015) [-]
dats a gopher
#10 to #1 - hazeleyedstranger (08/31/2015) [-]
My favourite scene
#34 - sgtshrapnel (09/01/2015) [-]
THIS MUST BE THE POWER OF HIS STAND!
#45 to #34 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
If you like Jojo, do yourself and everyone else a favor and don't post references to it where it's unrelated.

It's the quickest way to make it cancerous.
#63 to #45 - trolololel (09/01/2015) [-]
Where's your sense of humor ***** ?

A cancerous fan base is one that crams itself everywhere, and demands to be accepted in places it doesn't belong. However That's not occurring right now, as the man in the content seems to have a goddamn super power that is bizarrely specific. You know what else has weird specific super powers in it? Jojo's mother ****** Bizarre Adventure.
#139 to #63 - thejudgingmoose (09/01/2015) [-]
Get well and truly wrecked.

Well said, my friend.
#60 to #45 - sgtshrapnel (09/01/2015) [-]
>Being butthurt about JoJo

Besides, I'm already calling this guy's stand ability Radar Love.
So **** you.
#73 to #60 - hamjunks (09/01/2015) [-]
That is such a good name for his Stand
User avatar #195 to #60 - DiabloStrawhat (09/01/2015) [-]
**** son, that's a great name.

I came up with my own stand awhile ago. It's called Sweet Georgia Brown, and it can create up to five round force fields the size of basketballs. I then can decide what is and isn't allowed to pass through the force fields.
#77 to #45 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
>don't post references to it where it's unrelated

Jojo is ALWAYS related you grasshole!
#183 to #77 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
#54 to #45 - mirukawa (09/01/2015) [-]
How about you let people like what they want and make references to it
People do this with literally everything
You see le anime smug pics all the time where they're unneeded
**** off
#66 to #54 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
You really are an unintelligent ******* , aren't you?
**** off
#118 to #66 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
stop hiding vaulttec you faggot.
#119 to #118 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
also obliviscor
#182 to #34 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
User avatar #21 - bakinboy ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
moles are much cuter than i expected
User avatar #43 to #21 - truezen (09/01/2015) [-]
#61 to #21 - Darianvincent (09/01/2015) [-]
Not all of them
#93 to #61 - organiclead (09/01/2015) [-]
Still cute.
User avatar #117 to #93 - wethepixelisgod (09/01/2015) [-]
thats dead friend..
#84 to #61 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
jesus
#112 to #61 - rollfourexplain (09/01/2015) [-]
That's a Star-nosed Mole I think.

Gosh I want to say it's cute but I just can't.
#218 to #112 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
Yep. Is star nose. I know because moles like living near barns and I live on a farm. Have caught a few of them myself + barn cats have.


Still cute. Just an alien kinda cute.
#138 to #61 - thejudgingmoose (09/01/2015) [-]
All of them, my friend.
User avatar #166 to #61 - technobanana (09/01/2015) [-]
Jesus ******* christ thats horrifying...
#13 - reprieve (08/31/2015) [-]
>baby moles fw being pulled from underground into the blinding daylight
User avatar #16 to #13 - mcbergstedt (08/31/2015) [-]
That was a full grown mole
#24 to #13 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
Those moles are pretty much blind anyway.
User avatar #26 to #13 - captainprincess ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Good thing they're already blind
#89 - leonhardt (09/01/2015) [-]
I thought moles were like football sized

Turns out they're about the size of lemons.

Adorable little fuzzy black lemons.
User avatar #91 to #89 - alfrebecht (09/01/2015) [-]
Maybe you were confusing them with groundhogs?
#98 to #89 - bazda (09/01/2015) [-]
Yeah, I always thought they were bigger too. Never figured them for being gopher sized.
User avatar #101 to #98 - leonhardt (09/01/2015) [-]
Gophers are that small?
#102 to #101 - bazda (09/01/2015) [-]
Sometimes. They get bigger than that, but I've definitely seen some about that size.
I wonder if that's just a small mole.
#48 - tuhuar ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
I... what? I expected something... well I dunno what I expected, but it sure as **** wasn't this guy actually pulling a mole out of the ground.
User avatar #71 to #48 - HailtotheKing (09/01/2015) [-]
Were you expecting John Cena? Because I sure was.
This isn't even a joke. I actually said to myself "He's going to stick his hand in the ground and pull out John Cena." This ******* website has ruined me.
#29 - Ulmer (09/01/2015) [-]
#133 - llpanic (09/01/2015) [-]
Mole's FW
#14 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
The prophecy has come true...The Master of Moles has revealed himself.
God help us all.
#67 - outdrewfortytwo (09/01/2015) [-]
The origin story!
#17 - omegez (09/01/2015) [-]
im impressed
#114 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
I'm so happy he didn't kill the mole.
User avatar #58 - diliges (09/01/2015) [-]
He is a confirmed jedi. He is using the force to feel for life in the ground.

you can see the ground move at :25
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