Modern "art" comp
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#24
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joshofsouls (03/21/2015) [+] (3 replies)
I swear, I could totally get into this and make millions.
If someone can get their hairy cheese put on display, who's to say I can't superglue two dildos together, put a wig on one of them and stick it to a toaster and call it art.
Imagine, walking into an art gallery and seeing my beautiful Hairy Dildoaster sculpture sitting there, with several people gathered around it trying to figure out the deep and profound meaning behind it.
But there is no profound meaning, just dicks.
stickied by cheezersnacks
I swear, I could totally get into this and make millions.
If someone can get their hairy cheese put on display, who's to say I can't superglue two dildos together, put a wig on one of them and stick it to a toaster and call it art.
Imagine, walking into an art gallery and seeing my beautiful Hairy Dildoaster sculpture sitting there, with several people gathered around it trying to figure out the deep and profound meaning behind it.
But there is no profound meaning, just dicks.
#2
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ubercookieboy (03/20/2015) [+] (1 reply)
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I screwed up a piece of paper and left it on an empty pedestal in the artroom in my college.
It sat there for 3 weeks before it was removed
It sat there for 3 weeks before it was removed
#6 to #1
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forsakensaint (03/21/2015) [-] Well yes, since they are actually drawings and some are probably really well made with unique styles... Everything is more art than a ******* empty frame >,<... Damn moderm/pop-art, and the retards that say its art.
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letrollzor (03/20/2015) [-] **letrollzor used "*roll picture*"**
**letrollzor rolled image** This is more art than any of the above
**letrollzor rolled image** This is more art than any of the above
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majinooo (03/21/2015) [-] Look I'm not racist but I think art should take some sort of effort and involve some skill. If we keep trying to push the boundaries of what art is conceptually we are gonna end up with stick figures worth billions of dollars just because its being "bold and brash" or "going against the main stream".
The hairy cheese is better than the vacuum though I guess.
The hairy cheese is better than the vacuum though I guess.
#5
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necrova ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-] art is in the eye of the beholder.
even if the beholder has an abundant lack of chromosomes.
even if the beholder has an abundant lack of chromosomes.
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jimmytwoshoes (03/21/2015) [-] well... its better than half of the art in museums... 10/10
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expeditas (03/21/2015) [-] constructive criticism ahead : If youre looking to make it seem more realistic, just practice more with shading on smaller levels. If youre going for a more fantastic look, draw everything as you would realistically, just, think of the essence of everything you draw, and turn that **** up to 11 before you put in on the page, yo
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fozzoul (03/21/2015) [-] Yea, shading is definitely something i need to work on. As for the realistic/fantastic thing, i usually try to stand on the line between them and doing things in a fantastic way, but in a way that it feels like it could actually happen.
But yea, theres some practice to be done
But yea, theres some practice to be done
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cactusphalus (03/21/2015) [-] I had an art professor who once defined modern art pretty well:
"Yes, you COULD have done that, but you DIDN'T"
"Yes, you COULD have done that, but you DIDN'T"
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nintendolover (03/21/2015) [-] More like:
"No, you shouldn't have done that, but you did."
"No, you shouldn't have done that, but you did."
#8
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potaravegito (03/21/2015) [-] I could see some of these being a statement on the idea of what is art.
I mean you're clearly suggesting many of these aren't art, but who are you to say? Who is anyone to say? What defines art? And those blank ones definitely kind of bring up that question and there's some merit to be had there.
The cheese with hair thing just looks gross to me, but I'm sure there's something there.
I mean you're clearly suggesting many of these aren't art, but who are you to say? Who is anyone to say? What defines art? And those blank ones definitely kind of bring up that question and there's some merit to be had there.
The cheese with hair thing just looks gross to me, but I'm sure there's something there.
#10 to #8
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anon (03/21/2015) [-]
Art major anon here. The blank art, that is squares of solid color, are representative of minimalism and are supposed to convey a sort of emotion. Originally though, it was just pushing boundaries. Link to first artis to do this. Granted I personally am not a fan of contemporary art. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kazimir_Malevich
#11 to #10
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potaravegito (03/21/2015) [-] I'm aware of the minimalism stuff, but I guess I'm trying to make the point that because I could draw something from it, it can be safely respected as art.
I use the word art very very loosely, but that's because I don't think calling something art says anything about it's worth or quality. Being art is just a state of being, not a statement of it's quality or worth.
But that's just me.
I use the word art very very loosely, but that's because I don't think calling something art says anything about it's worth or quality. Being art is just a state of being, not a statement of it's quality or worth.
But that's just me.
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potaravegito (03/21/2015) [-] I looked it up, because I'm not sure what you're referring to.
All I found was Yu-Gi-Oh! cards, so explain?
All I found was Yu-Gi-Oh! cards, so explain?
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potaravegito (03/21/2015) [-] Oh yeah. Those like once mentioned qualities. Forgot all about them.
But even still... horror is an art.
But even still... horror is an art.
#75
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sigmatempus (03/21/2015) [-] You see, everything has been done, so people try to resort to dadaism, and more nihilistic art.
It's crap. But when has art not been filled with stuck-up hipsters who think they're better than the rest.
It's crap. But when has art not been filled with stuck-up hipsters who think they're better than the rest.
#69
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heartbleed ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-] If those are from the Vancouver Art Gallery I've seen them. They do actually have something painted on them, but it's very faint and kinda open to interpretation. Quite cool actually.
#95 to #69
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garymotherfingoak (03/21/2015) [-] its a shame this comment that is shedding some light is getting ignored in favor of "OUR MODERN CULTURE IS STUPED N STUFF XD"
#97 to #96
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garymotherfingoak (03/21/2015) [-] i guess i should have directly thanked you directly for providing some actual information instead of moan about the average comment to these types of pictures.
#62
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adhdtookmyaccount (03/21/2015) [-]
I gonna stick a rag soaked in paint up my ass and **** it onto a canvas
I'm sure I can get 5, maybe 10 million for that "art"
I'm sure I can get 5, maybe 10 million for that "art"
