Modern Day Seinfeld Episodes
Tweets that answer "What if
Seinfeld were still on the air?"
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Elaine loves the way her new
boyfriend smells, but when she
discovers he uses Axe Body Spray,
she begins to question her entire life.
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Jerry' s girlfriend won' t stop saying
that she "literally can' t." "What?!
Can' t what?! Finish your sentence!"
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Inspired by Lebron, George tries to reunite w/ an ex he
dumped, She slaps him J"' He' s the Lebron of
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Jerry gets stuck on a hoverhanding
group text. "You used to be able to
avoid people! Now they can choose
to live in your pocket forever!"
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Jerry gets paranoid about his
girlfriend' s past when her iphone
automatically connects to the
at Newman' s apartment.
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Jerry' s Twitter' s hacked. People like
Hacked Jerry" better. George tries
to get trampled on Black Friday so
he can sue. Everyone is polite.
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Elaine' s bf constantly starts texts
but never sends them. E:" I get the
bubble w/ three dots I want a text!"
J:" The bubble' s not binding!"
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Kramer is addicted to Candy Crush,
but suspects one of the levels is
impossible to beat. "They' re modern
day carnies, Jerry! It' s a con!"
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Elaine suspects her bf is gay when
he' s mysteriously busy during pride
weekend. Kramer helps her
investigate, ends up leading the
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Elaine' s bf reminds her of Don
Draper. Turns out he' s just an
alcoholic who didn' t tell her he was
married. Kramer discovers twerking.
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Jerry swears off texting women. ''I' m
back to the phone! With the phone,
you worry once a day and you' re
done. With texting, it never ends."
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Kramer discovers people in Brooklyn
are dressing like him. George learns
when you search his name, Google
suggests "George Costanza Gay."
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George discovers , is
convinced he' s dying. "Could I have
cancer, malaria, AND smallpox?
Because THAT' S WHAT THIS IS
TELLING ME JERRY!"
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Elaine' s Republican boyfriend says
Thanks a lot, Obama," whenever
something bad happens. Kramer
claims to have created
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Jerry' s constantly says "hashtag."
George gets a job as a "social media
expert." "It' s great, Jerry. You don' t
need to know anything!"