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The Top 25 Weirdest Laws in the U. S.
Did you know that if you try to pump your own gas in Oregon, you could
he risking a visit from the police? Crossing state lines sometimes means
entering a whole new world of prohibited behavior that you' d never
imagine. Here is a list at the 25 strangest laws in the country: laws
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#2 - mudkipfucker
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I want to know the situation that lead to these becoming law
User avatar #26 to #2 - OsamaBinLadenz
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(08/07/2014) [-]
Sometimes people list laws like these as specific scenarios because the real law is vague enough that someone can make a situation for it that would be illegal.

Wish I had a source, but I'm lazy.
User avatar #3 to #2 - Lambda
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(08/06/2014) [-]
Some of them make sense-- Four women in an apartment could be a brothel, a pig running free can cause all sorts of carnage, running over peacocks is bad, the law about falling asleep with shoes on may be designed to persecute the homeless, banging on a vending machine could be vandalism, brewing beer at home was bootlegging, and lasers pointed at policemen is just an incredibly bad idea.
#5 to #3 - anon
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I think the moose one is a moose-hunting regulation, since they can't easily regulate activities in an aircraft and flying makes it too easy or something.
#1 - fezzo
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(08/06/2014) [-]
Some of these laws look like they were made just to **** with 1 or a couple of people instead of the general people
User avatar #8 - kerfufflemachtwo
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Some other ones I know of. All but one are from Michigan.

In Ohio, it is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.

In Michigan, a man may not swear in front of women and/or children.
A man legally owns his wife's hair.
In Detroit, it is legal to have sex in your car, as long as it is parked in your driveway.
In Detroit, it is illegal to leave and alligator tied to a fire hydrant.
In Detroit, it is illegal to take a bath in the middle of an intersection during rush hour traffic.
#15 to #8 - hellol
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User avatar #18 - fargfive
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The Four Women rule is probably there because in ye olden tymes, any place where three or more unmarried women lived was legally registered as a brothel.
User avatar #21 to #18 - alalalalal
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The college i attend cannot have sorority houses for the same reason, which i find hilarious. i mean they already buy their friends, might as well make some money off em
#16 - jaqson
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(08/07/2014) [-]
1. Move to Louisiana
2. Become Cop
3. Invite friends and most hated people to play lazer tag with you.
4. ???
5. Profit
#29 - anonasuser
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(08/07/2014) [-]
that's weird    
in california i shoot lazers at whoever i feel like   
**** the police
that's weird
in california i shoot lazers at whoever i feel like
**** the police
User avatar #28 - ZalgotheImminent
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Vermontfag here, we also have a law that makes it illegal to whistle underwater.
User avatar #27 - itsasecrettoyou
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#21 actually is a practical law but it isn't worded correctly in this list.

The purpose of the law is to prevent hunters from renting super-cubs, or some other small plane, and having someone flying over the swamps and muskegs relaying where the moose are to the air boat mounted shooter down on the water. The sheer amount of meat aquired when you bag one offsets the cost of renting a small plane for an afternoon in many places.

it doesn't apply to those who are not hunting, and it is pretty easy to BS your way around the law regardless
#6 - anon
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The one for Iowa is not that awesome, Marshalltown has an ordinance against "horses are forbidden from eating fire hydrants". Wtf?!
User avatar #4 - breaken
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OMG no Florida!!!!
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