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WHAT?!
The Top 25 Weirdest Laws in the U. S.
Did you know that if you try to pump your own gas in Oregon, you could
he risking a visit from the police? Crossing state lines sometimes means
entering a whole new world of prohibited behavior that you' d never
imagine. Here is a list at the 25 strangest laws in the country: laws
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#2 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (08/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I want to know the situation that lead to these becoming law
#1 - fezzo (08/06/2014) [-]
Some of these laws look like they were made just to **** with 1 or a couple of people instead of the general people
User avatar #8 - kerfufflemachtwo (08/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Some other ones I know of. All but one are from Michigan.

In Ohio, it is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.

In Michigan, a man may not swear in front of women and/or children.
A man legally owns his wife's hair.
In Detroit, it is legal to have sex in your car, as long as it is parked in your driveway.
In Detroit, it is illegal to leave and alligator tied to a fire hydrant.
In Detroit, it is illegal to take a bath in the middle of an intersection during rush hour traffic.
User avatar #18 - fargfive (08/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The Four Women rule is probably there because in ye olden tymes, any place where three or more unmarried women lived was legally registered as a brothel.
#16 - jaqson (08/07/2014) [-]
1. Move to Louisiana
2. Become Cop
3. Invite friends and most hated people to play lazer tag with you.
4. ???
5. Profit
User avatar #30 - banjodance (08/07/2014) [-]
>be me
>eating bagel
>walking backwards
>cop pushes me to the ground and starts handcuffing me
>sees it's a bagel
>apologizes and helps me up
>almost went to jail for eating a bagel
#29 - anonasuser (08/07/2014) [-]
that's weird    
in california i shoot lazers at whoever i feel like   
						****					 the police
that's weird
in california i shoot lazers at whoever i feel like
**** the police
User avatar #28 - ZalgotheImminent (08/07/2014) [-]
Vermontfag here, we also have a law that makes it illegal to whistle underwater.
User avatar #27 - itsasecrettoyou ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
#21 actually is a practical law but it isn't worded correctly in this list.

The purpose of the law is to prevent hunters from renting super-cubs, or some other small plane, and having someone flying over the swamps and muskegs relaying where the moose are to the air boat mounted shooter down on the water. The sheer amount of meat aquired when you bag one offsets the cost of renting a small plane for an afternoon in many places.

it doesn't apply to those who are not hunting, and it is pretty easy to BS your way around the law regardless
User avatar #24 - sasoriofsand ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
In Bikini Bottom: You cannot feed your snail at a stoplight
User avatar #23 - Lintutu (08/07/2014) [-]
who the **** needs an encyclopedia these days when you have internet and MANY different pages to tell you how to make beer? i live in texas, and that's just straight out stupid
#20 - barstoolninja (08/07/2014) [-]
You just know there has to be some stupid ass stories behind these laws, like for #6 something like the lawmaker got dumped for some guy with a beard, and he saw them making out, so he's like 'nah son that ****** illegal now' so he could have them arrested.
User avatar #13 - localbees (08/07/2014) [-]
I've never heard #14 before, but a popular one for these kind of comps is that it's illegal to sneeze (or burp?) in Omaha churches.
Also, and house with more than 6 unrelated women is legally a brothel, so you can't do that.
#11 - anonymous (08/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
In Meriden Connecticut it is illegal to pick the daffodils in Hubbard Park.
#10 - maaarknuuuut (08/07/2014) [+] (4 replies)
virginia is not the state for me
virginia is not the state for me
User avatar #9 - lemoron (08/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I live like 5 minutes away from South Berwick... this is true
#7 - snapjudgement (08/07/2014) [-]
Who's gonna stop me Iowa?
#6 - anonymous (08/07/2014) [-]
The one for Iowa is not that awesome, Marshalltown has an ordinance against "horses are forbidden from eating fire hydrants". Wtf?!
User avatar #4 - breaken (08/06/2014) [-]
OMG no Florida!!!!
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