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peanutsaurusrex [OP]ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-] no, too much, sorry I don't bang rich snobs like you
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savageoro ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-] ok then.
What is that which has one voice and yet becomes four-footed and two-footed and three-footed?
What is that which has one voice and yet becomes four-footed and two-footed and three-footed?
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peanutsaurusrex [OP]ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-] A man crawls on all fours as a baby, walks on two feet as an adult, and walks with a cane in old age
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utburd (01/05/2016) [-] When I was 7 I witnessed a terrible car accident on the street outside our apartment.
It was a neighbor who lived a few units down, we later learned he'd had too much to drink and he and his GF were heading home.
They hit another drunk driver head on and crashed into the mechanic shop across the street.
Friends and I were coming home from the store to play some sweet as **** super nintendy.
Of course when we see what happened we stop and watch.
The GF seems banged up but the guy is beyond ****** , part of his head is missing and he seems unaware of it, something he hit had removed a large portion of skull.
Paramedics are trying to get him on a stretcher, he's saying he's fine and trying to punch them.
His GF is in hysterics at this point, utterly incoherent screaming and being restrained by cops.
We can see what we assume is his ******* brain , matted bloody hair obscures some of it.
He stops screaming, says he doesn't feel well and vomits all over his totalled car.
Says he's going to lie down and gets up on the stretcher.
Starts convulsing, paramedics spring into action but he goes stark still.
Died before he got to hospital and his GF wound up in a trauma ward in an institute for a while.
So, what's your favorite super Nintendo game?
It was a neighbor who lived a few units down, we later learned he'd had too much to drink and he and his GF were heading home.
They hit another drunk driver head on and crashed into the mechanic shop across the street.
Friends and I were coming home from the store to play some sweet as **** super nintendy.
Of course when we see what happened we stop and watch.
The GF seems banged up but the guy is beyond ****** , part of his head is missing and he seems unaware of it, something he hit had removed a large portion of skull.
Paramedics are trying to get him on a stretcher, he's saying he's fine and trying to punch them.
His GF is in hysterics at this point, utterly incoherent screaming and being restrained by cops.
We can see what we assume is his ******* brain , matted bloody hair obscures some of it.
He stops screaming, says he doesn't feel well and vomits all over his totalled car.
Says he's going to lie down and gets up on the stretcher.
Starts convulsing, paramedics spring into action but he goes stark still.
Died before he got to hospital and his GF wound up in a trauma ward in an institute for a while.
So, what's your favorite super Nintendo game?
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peanutsaurusrex [OP]ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-] never had a super nintendo, earliest I had was a 64
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peanutsaurusrex [OP]ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-] I regularly scratch my butthole and smell it so not very
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peanutsaurusrex [OP]ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-] I always just glanced over my notes like 5 minutes before the tests
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wcpapier ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-] did you ever wipe you ass so hard it started bleeding cause i have
