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#68 - Crusader
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Honestly, my first game was Donkey Kong 64, that game was way more messed up

You were a group of apes with wooden guns that shot fruit and nuts at alligators, beavers and giant insects who then dropped watermelons for you to eat.

I mean ****, the main characters head was shaped like an island, and is grandfather frequently made him drink volatile and possible dangerous steroid like potions in order to give him special attacks