>Be me some years back.
>Just moved bad home to Michigan from Vail, CO.
>Moved back to be with Girlfriend.
>Been wearing a black leather trench coat all winter.
>See cool hat.
>It's a Trilby (what you folks usually mistake for a fedora these days).
>Buy the hat.
>At this point I hadn't shaved in a week and was wearing a trench coat and trilby.
>Decide I've created a new style. No one wears this combination.
>While later, break up with girlfriend.
>Post some depressed yet, I felt, deep stuff on facebook.
>Get over it and move on.
>Get bored with the hat after a short while.
>Eventually quit wearing the trench coat.
>Grow a kick-ass beard.
>Now, looking back, I wonder if I unintentionally started it all?
>If I did, I'm so sorry.