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I make milk. What' s your superpower?
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Submitted: 03/16/2015
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User avatar #1 - sadsacks (03/16/2015) [-]
Is not ******** your pants a super power?
Wait, nevermind.
#2 to #1 - zugulax (03/16/2015) [-]
It is, if you can use it well
User avatar #5 to #4 - zeldamasterace (03/17/2015) [-]
and then there was that one greentext story of a guy who **** himself

and tried to make it look like an accident or something and totally failed

and never went back to that class or something.
User avatar #3 to #2 - sadsacks (03/16/2015) [-]
Amazeballs.
User avatar #13 - meganinja (03/17/2015) [-]
I can turn organic matter into heat and energy, and use the byproduct as high quality fertilizer. I am highly adaptable, and get better at any task through repetition. I am self repairing and mostly self replicating, and never fully turn off. I am capable of creating sound waves in distinct patterns with which I can communicate with.

Humans are pretty badass if you think about it.
#19 to #13 - anon (03/18/2015) [-]
everything is badass if you think about it which means nothing is badass
User avatar #18 - gibroner ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
I can cook minute rice in 58 seconds
#12 - mmpr (03/17/2015) [-]
Is mayonnaise a super power?
#15 to #12 - imjared (03/17/2015) [-]
no, mmpr
mayonnaise is not a super power
#8 - inept (03/17/2015) [-]
I can talk to animals... I just wish they'd listen...
User avatar #11 - baditch (03/17/2015) [-]
I can turn wine into vomit.

Your move, Jesus
User avatar #10 - intexuz (03/17/2015) [-]
I will now turn this litre of Vodka into domestic violence
#9 - anon (03/17/2015) [-]
I make milk that makes you make milk bitch.
User avatar #7 - deathblossomfour (03/17/2015) [-]
'round the corner, fudge is made.
#6 - keloblue (03/17/2015) [-]
is saving money a superpower
User avatar #17 - zuel (03/17/2015) [-]
My breath makes plants grow
#16 - imjared (03/17/2015) [-]
i can travel through time
but only forward
at a consistent speed
and i can't turn it off
#14 - cupotruth (03/17/2015) [-]
HFW
HFW
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