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Military Punishments

20 Punishments Handed Down
By Superiors In The Military.
These Are Horrifying But Genius.
A private was caught walking to the showers
without wearing his clothes. (Just holding his
towel and walking nude). The showers were in
the same bay, and it was just males in the bay,
but a female Drill from another platoon came in
and saw him, and made him drop and give so
pushups while nude.
USMC here. In our unit we had one guy that
would constantly hum songs. Well one day our co
had enough of his behavior so he Tells him to
Report to his Locker. so he goes to his locker and
stands in front of it, co tells him to get inside the
locker. when he does he shuts and locks the door
with him inside. He reaches into his pocket and
pulls out a quarter and pushes it through the vent
holes and tells the guy to start singing, and tells
him that whenever someone puts a quarter in the
slot he was to sing another song. this went on for
ti hours, the guy made around 15 bucks in
quarters and we were all in pain from laughing at
him.
Needless to say he acquired the name 'jukebox'
and never hummed again
What are they going to do? Bend my dog tags?
Take my birthday away? chuckle chuckle"
Uhm.. Yep, apparently a Navy Captain did just
that once on purpose by deliberately sailing
parallel to the International Dateline then slipping
across it right on midnight.
Tomorrow suddenly became yesterday and no
birthday for you this year ya chuckle head.
During Beast at USAFA, one of my fellow cadets
started laughing at one of our Flight
whistling that "To the left, to the left" song. Cadre
went off on him...
Basic Cadet woo, are you laughing!?"
Yes, sir
why are you laughing, do you know what
happened today?"
BRUCE WILLIS DIED TADAY! Do you hate Bruce
Willis!?"
THEN WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT HIS
DEATH!?"
No excuse, -"
Today is a day of national tragedy! We need to
memorialize his death. Pick up one of those
rocks!"
Does sal
This is now the Bruce Willis Memorial Rock.
What should we name it!?"
Sir, I do not kno-"
WE' RE GONNA NAME IT BRUCE! From now until
the end of Basic, you will carry Bruce with you at
all times! If I ask you how Bruce is doing, you will
show me Bruce and sound off "r' , sir."
Do you understand!?"
One of the other flights in my squadron had their
command for "forward march" changed to
Autobots, roll out." They had to make the
transformation sound from the old cartoon before
they were allowed to start marching,
In Basic training, one soldier hast his
canteen and asked the Drill Sergeant if he had
seen it. The Drill was angry at this for some
reason and made the private wander around for a
few hours asking all kinds of inanimate objects if
they had seen his canteen. Stt things like: "Truck,
have you seen my canteen?"
Saw a drill instructor (USMC) have a recruit find a
rock, name it Dignity and then throw it. Poor sap
spent the next chrs asking people if they' seen
his friend Dignity and walked around calling out
for it.
Got caught on basic with my Wed and I ran
around the camp for near 2 hours with my ipod
over my head shouting "i' m a stupid f** k for
bringing my ipod in the field" as the "enemy" was
attacking our camp. I then proceeded to put my
ipod in a plastic hag then taped it onto my helmet
and from there on I responded to Private mod.
When my instructor shouted play I had to sing,
skip I had to switch song etc... It lasted 2 weeks,
even during the night when I had hours to
sleep.
A service member was a total f** , to put it
gently. Couldn' t be on time, couldn' t show up
dressed to standards, constantly forgot
professional courtesies, so on. When he was on
his last straw, his squad leader pulled him aside
and more or less started yelling, then stopped
himself.
lilo. You know what? I' m done yelling at you. It
doesn' t work. Stay right here; don' t go
anywhere." He stormed off into the company
building. The phrase, "stay right here, don' t go
anywhere" is typically the precursor to something
horrible happening when said in anger. The squad
leader eventually emerged carrying a smalldick
potted tree which he hands to the service
member.
You will keep this tree alive. You will carry this
with you where ever you go in uniform. You will
take it to PT, you will take it to chow, you will
take it to work. If anyone asks you why you' re
carrying this f'" king tree around, you will tell
them, 'It' s to replace the oxygen I stole from
everyone else.'
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#12 - mikhailovych ONLINE (06/14/2014) [+] (4 replies)
My favourite one was a 4chan greentext, don't have the picture but it goes a bit like this:
>Be inna army
>In basic
>DI receives letter from red cross
>Tells us to toe the line (line up)
>Says "everyone who's mother is still alive step forward"
>We all look confused and step forward
>DI says "Not you private Stone, you take a step back"
>Private Stone's FW
#1 - szatan (06/13/2014) [-]
>YIPPEKAIYAY, SIR!
>YIPPEKAIYAY, SIR!
#22 - jamesisnotreal (06/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
related because army medic stories
User avatar #10 - shunkahawolf (06/14/2014) [+] (6 replies)
the only one i dont get is why was the female drill instructor upset at a guy being naked in the male barracks?
User avatar #42 - jokersaysamuseme (06/14/2014) [-]
That last one is beautiful.
User avatar #19 - frostdrachen (06/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
If a superior officers tries to subject those under himself, he or she can be punished by law.

i.e. No ridiculous punishments, or extra push-ups without an extremely good reasons.
#20 to #19 - goblinraider (06/14/2014) [-]
Doesn't mean **** at basic training.
User avatar #7 - deadmansdope (06/14/2014) [-]
Pile
#51 - perfectcomment (06/14/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Seriously, what the **** ? If these are true, then I genuinely question the American Army. I'm ex British Army I await the hate from this post and this would never happen over here. Why? Because it's ******* retarded. You're a soldier, not a damn toy for them to **** about with.
You should be learning courage, discipline, respect for others, integrity, loyalty and selfless commitment, not having to carry a ******* plant around. Why is it that thee only stories I hear about the American Army is when people are treated like **** ? Sure, some people in the British Army get treated like **** (For instance, more guard duty, press ups etc) but not this kind of **** .

Seriously, what the **** .
#33 - blueracer (06/14/2014) [-]
a friend of mine tells the story of how they were standing at attention and she was staring off into the distance not paying attention but apparently staring in the direction of a sewage or storm pipe, the drill made her on her hands and knees in front of it shouting the names of the teenage mutant ninja turtles for the rest of the day
#30 - anonymous (06/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The first one sounds like sexual harassment to me.

If a male officor made a woman do that... Ouch.
User avatar #32 to #30 - harryboom (06/14/2014) [-]
he was already naked, she just told him do push ups on the spot. if the genders had been reversed it would probably have been the same
#29 - namesnshit (06/14/2014) [+] (5 replies)
our BCT platoon had a female DS that was notorious for being harsh. she got transferred to reception area and out of spite, she made this neckbeard dry shave in front of her. with a disposable razor
#39 to #38 - kiaserzerg (06/14/2014) [-]
yea but when you do its going to look like an awesome sensei. im 22 years old and i swear it looks like i went down on a 70s porn star with gorilla glue stuck to my face.
User avatar #25 - sekundab (06/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
That thing with jukebox actually happened to my physics teacher
User avatar #26 to #25 - TheHutchie (06/14/2014) [-]
Story aside; Jukebox is actually quite a cool nickname.
#14 - Mebeshe (06/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Look what I got to look forward to.
Look what I got to look forward to.
#52 - RipperMan ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
i hope the called their CO "optimus" or [CO's last name]-prime
#48 - warlockrichard (06/14/2014) [-]
YOU BEST UN F*** YOURSELF PRIVATE BEFORE I PUT MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THE SWEAT FROM MY KNEE WILL QUENCH YOUR THIRST!
#44 - anonymous (06/14/2014) [-]
bruce willis is not dead, so these are all fake
#41 - namesnshit (06/14/2014) [-]
i have 3 more. there's alot more, but these are the ones that i still remember clearly.

during us army bct, we had a DS that made us recite the marine corps hymn and we got smoked every time we couldn't

our bay was 3rd floor and the "lounge" was 1st floor. some sorry sob did something to piss off this NCO and he made us run up the stairs, grab one piece of cover off your bunk, run back down, put it on top of your head and do PT. did that **** for hours and two guys got carried out in stretchers because they passed out from heat exhaustion.

in bct we had ds that would climb up the side of the building to our bay which was on the 3rd floor and smoke us everytime we were in the wrong. **** was funny.
User avatar #40 - theholyfrog (06/14/2014) [-]
the jukebox thing is from a german movie called NVA
#3 - leonkierrn (06/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The last time this came up i made this Comment:

There is nothing like making private spend his whole Saturday in full gear to "sweep" the sunlight out of a parking lot.
#2 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
Female drill instructor needs to take a sharp dick to the ass, stick to your own damn barracks.
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