Might be a sociopath. . if I was a Earn: -us author I would publish a bunk with tan heat endings which all wantin print with varying degrees of rarity, but not
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Might be a sociopath

if I was a Earn: -us author I would publish a bunk with tan heat
endings which all wantin print with varying degrees of rarity, but not
tell the fans about it an that I mm watch their confusion as they
disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I
would ‘come dean‘, telling them that I had released eleven alternate
endings and watch them panic again all tryto find the last
ending.
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User avatar #10 - allamericandude (12/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Posted last time: "The Bible"
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User avatar #34 to #30 - phanact (12/13/2013) [-]
Seeing as its like, less than a 4th grade reading level paragraph, yes.
#1 - devilspaladin (12/12/2013) [+] (35 replies)
I planed on writing a fantasy series. i already have it all outined and the ending figured out...but now i am going to do this. cause this is genius
#36 - granodd (12/13/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Step 1. Establish multiple strong protagonists.   
Step 2. Develop all of them deeply, giving each their own unique back story   
Step 3. Kill all of them but one halfway through the book   
Step 4. Last protagonist becomes antagonist   
Step 5. ???   
Step 6. Sell nothing because you decided to be different
Step 1. Establish multiple strong protagonists.
Step 2. Develop all of them deeply, giving each their own unique back story
Step 3. Kill all of them but one halfway through the book
Step 4. Last protagonist becomes antagonist
Step 5. ???
Step 6. Sell nothing because you decided to be different
#44 - diespitris (12/13/2013) [+] (41 replies)
I love posts like these because they almost always bring out Funnyjunk's writers.   
I love all of you glorious bastards.   
   
 Also, I'm hyped that I only have eight chapters to go before my own novel is finished (excluding editing).

I love posts like these because they almost always bring out Funnyjunk's writers.
I love all of you glorious bastards.

Also, I'm hyped that I only have eight chapters to go before my own novel is finished (excluding editing).
User avatar #40 - creatablejam (12/13/2013) [-]
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#9 - hydromatic (12/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Still better than the ending of Mass Effe-eeeeh i can't make original jokes at 2 am.
Still better than the ending of Mass Effe-eeeeh i can't make original jokes at 2 am.
#20 to #9 - callmeandeh (12/13/2013) [-]
Why do people STILL need to complain about the ending. We get it. You didn't like. Bioware fixed it
#99 - Ken M (12/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Sends to J.K. Rowling   
>Happens.   
>Life won by default.
>Sends to J.K. Rowling
>Happens.
>Life won by default.
User avatar #100 to #99 - mentlgen (12/13/2013) [-]
Forgot to log in :c
User avatar #112 - dafuqmang ONLINE (12/13/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Writer fag new post start ( crazylance crowsnest )

Try on for size the idea of conventional illusionists, escape artists, and generally anybody who is good with anything that requires tricks such as sleight of hand (Harry Houdini, Copperfield, Blaine, but not Criss Angel). Give them an ancient magical system based on Sleight of Hand tricks. Combine them with Robin Hood.
User avatar #159 to #153 - dafuqmang ONLINE (12/14/2013) [-]
Characters are odd for me. I can fully flesh out a character in my head, give him a complete background and in-universe place, but then it comes to names and I turn into a freaking moron.

Also, inspiration is quick for me. I got an idea for a whole universe whilst walking home one day, and wishing my feet could melt snow.
User avatar #111 - rdangerdash (12/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What the **** is a fligflag?
#114 to #111 - blueboysixnine (12/13/2013) [-]
Im sorry, who mentioned a fligflag?
User avatar #108 - skulldan ONLINE (12/13/2013) [+] (6 replies)
not sociopath.
1. not you (not the issue here)
2. I assume it would be done for pleasure, pleasure is an emotion. And if i have my -paths right (i rarely do) sociopaths dont have emotion.
User avatar #55 - awyissss ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
Sounds like the final seasons to Lost
User avatar #127 - sirkanesixtytwo ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
The third ending was better.
#94 - gladiuss (12/13/2013) [-]
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#52 - Ken M (12/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #31 - Rockonfreakybro (12/13/2013) [-]
sell the same book 11 times
User avatar #29 - oceanfrank ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
or just write bioshock infinite and its DLC's.
User avatar #27 - Lintutu (12/13/2013) [-]
and that's when i look on the internet and read the rest of the endings
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