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internalhemorrhage (02/27/2015) [-]
7 times? You think you have problems. I flew to Itay a while back and on the way there, 12 cars crashed into mine, killing me 4 times. The little pod things a Heathrow blew up, killing me again. Then I was sucked into the engine, which wasn't exactly comfortable. Then the plane crashed, twice. It's a mad ******* world. Italy was nice tho.
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iwnabnkd [OP](03/01/2015) [-] But at least you have variety. I died 7 times in a car crash...same one. The impact killed me, then the windshield wiper came through the window and killed me, then the guy i hit shot for killing his dumb kid or something overreacted, then I stepped out of the car and slipped on ice which killed me, then I let jesus take the wheel and he was drunk we died ( ****** just came back), then I found the meth that fell out of pocket and I od'd, and when me poor mum found out i killed myself (not because of her reaction but I like the movie 7 so I killed myaelf to match number of deaths). its hard being a 5 year old man.
