Messages from Cat. After so many texts from your dog posts, why not cats.. Messages ! Edit You just got another endorsement. Are you logged into my Linkedin aga cat messages texts funny
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Messages from Cat. After so many texts from your dog posts, why not cats.. Messages ! Edit You just got another endorsement. Are you logged into my Linkedin aga

After so many texts from your dog posts, why not cats.

Messages ! Edit
You just got another
Are you logged into my
Linkedin again?
I can' t help it. You never
logged out.
Mittens, DO NOT touch
Log out now. I' m serious.
You may or may not be
the new regional manager
at Hooters.
Messages ens Edit
Come home. You forgot to
open the blinds for me.
Can' t leave work now.
But I need to see the
I' m going to squish
through the blinds and if I
Take a nap.
get stuck, it will all be your
You never loved me.
Wake up. I' m bored.
Play with me.
How about you go to I
How about I race across
your bed a few dozen
You want me to close the
You wouldn' t
A squirrel is staring at me
through the patio door.
I think he' s part of a gang.
He' s curious. A
I' M curious. He' s
His cheeks are stuffed
with rage.
YOU' RE nuts.
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tid you walk across my
She asks accusingly."
My monthly report has
been replaced by
all over the
Well that sounds more like
what you probably did last
month, anyway.
Mittens, please stay off my
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Knock knock.
Who' s there? ‘I
Comma who?
Comma home and get me
some treats.
Knock knock.
I have to get back to work. I
No wonder nobody ever
invites you to parties.
Messages ht ens Edit
Knock knock.
Who' s there? I
Needle who?
Needle little help. I' m
stuck in the pantry.
That' s a good omg'
Are you really stuck?
Message ?’
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The sink is broken,
No it' s not. I just fixed the
drip yesterday.
Exactly. How am I
supposed to get water?
I' m starting to feel
Your bowl? C
dehydrated. I may not
make it through the day.
Sprinkle my ashes under
the bird feeders.
Messages !
Let me in.
I' m trying to use the
I need to get something.
You want to stare at me.
see your paw under the
That' s not mine.
I' ll be out soon
You hate me.
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I have a piece of poo stuck
to my hindquarters.
Clean it off. '
I can' t reach it.
You need to lose a couple
of pounds.
You' re calling me fat.
You need to exercise. _
Well you need to stop
posting those awful series
on Facebook. BOOM!
Good luck with the poo. I
Jo you now t e identity
of my baby daddy?
Was my mother a teen
Stop watching Maury.
How do I go about getting
a paternity test?
your mother now and I
love you very much.
Churn off the TV. I
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User avatar #1 - lotengo
Reply +19 123456789123345869
(07/03/2014) [-]
Texts from dogs are the auperior texts
User avatar #5 to #1 - hellomynameisbill
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(07/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #2 to #1 - lotengo
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/03/2014) [-]
*superior, fukkin tablet
#9 to #1 - angelusprimus
Reply +60 123456789123345869
(07/04/2014) [-]
Good try dog, but we know its you.
Its hard to spell with paws.
User avatar #16 to #9 - peanutbraddle
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/04/2014) [-]
But what if it's the cat, trying to make you think it was the dog, so you will like the cat more?
#4 - MrShaggy
Reply +44 123456789123345869
(07/03/2014) [-]
It's a different perspective, stop bitching.

It's actually amusing.
#20 - Djsilver
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(07/04/2014) [-]
guys this is fake
#25 to #20 - zerotzallander
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(07/04/2014) [-]
#21 to #20 - moscardino [OP]
Reply +12 123456789123345869
(07/04/2014) [-]
Stop, your ruining it for the children You must be fun at parties...
#7 - sandwichcrab
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/04/2014) [-]
CFW "You want me to close the door?"
#10 to #7 - Senilecow
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(07/04/2014) [-]
Have a gif version!
Have a gif version!
#15 - totallynotdog
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(07/04/2014) [-]
this is dumb. cats cant text. and arent funny.
this is obviously a human pretending to be a cat.
or possibly a dog. dogs are really smart too, like humans kind of. or smarter
User avatar #17 to #15 - protomanrulezz
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(07/04/2014) [-]
Hey not I have no reason to ask this
but are you a dog?
User avatar #19 to #17 - gamiakguy
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(07/04/2014) [-]
can you not read his username... gosh some people...
#23 - clavatninenine
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(07/04/2014) [-]
#24 to #23 - harrywarden
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(07/04/2014) [-]
Nah dude, this is real. I was there while the cat was texting.
User avatar #14 - nativninja
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User avatar #12 - pickstar
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(07/04/2014) [-]
I don't like it. I like texts from dog more. I just feel like this is too much of a ripoff
User avatar #13 to #12 - pickstar
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(07/04/2014) [-]
The last one was kind of funny I guess, but I wish it was kinda different in the writing and joke style
#11 - slightlyillegal
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(07/04/2014) [-]
**slightlyillegal rolled image** That's good. This is all my cat ever texts me.
#8 - anon
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(07/04/2014) [-]
I dunno. I think I'd be okay with my cat getting me a position as the regional manager for a restaurant chain, even if it is hooters. Regional managers get paid pretty well.

"Clean it off." Cats bath with their tongues. You're telling your cat to lick the poop off themself.
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