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#10 - mattymc (12/22/2014) [-]
>Danny devito
>big
User avatar #48 to #10 - propanex ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
Compared to her, he is.
Compared to ants, he is.
Compared to the size of your bank account, he is.
#13 - flyinarrow (12/22/2014) [-]
My god, i forgot Danny Devito played the father in Matilda...


Man, he sure let himself go
User avatar #14 to #13 - captainrattrap (12/22/2014) [-]
I don't even see him as the same person as he is in Always Sunny...
User avatar #41 to #13 - leown (12/22/2014) [-]
its sad really.
#24 to #13 - lankyman (12/22/2014) [-]
Director as well...yup
User avatar #43 to #13 - profarnsworth (12/22/2014) [-]
Let himself go? seriously Danny Devito is a work of art in Its always sunny. You shut your whore mouth right now.
User avatar #15 - plasticcup (12/22/2014) [-]
Man **** Matilda,

she gains awesome super powers

"i'll never use it again"
User avatar #20 to #15 - miknab (12/22/2014) [-]
In the end she summons moby dick off the shelf. I think the narrator says something along the kines of "she never had to use her powers again....well almost never."
#33 - madcoww (12/22/2014) [-]
Are we allowed to post relevant pony yet?
No? Then **** me.
User avatar #36 to #33 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/22/2014) [-]
aren't you always allowed??
User avatar #44 to #33 - spankyy (12/23/2014) [-]
I don't think it's a big deal if it's relevant to the content. The people that just post random pony pics with their comments are the ones that bother people I think.
I haven't watched since season 2 but the comic with spike where he dreams that twilight was actually his mom gets me right in the feels.
#46 to #44 - madcoww (12/23/2014) [-]
Season 2, episode 21   
Dragon Quest   
   
Spike journeys to figure out what "real" dragons are like and despairs once he realizes they're pretty much all assholes.
Season 2, episode 21
Dragon Quest

Spike journeys to figure out what "real" dragons are like and despairs once he realizes they're pretty much all assholes.
User avatar #35 to #33 - kanatana [OP](12/22/2014) [-]
... Fine. If ya really wanna post Pony, in the spirit of the holiday season, go for it. Post ya dang pony.
#16 - hypex (12/22/2014) [-]
friends > family

atleast you can choose your friends, oh? "blood is thicker than water" you say?
well the original quote went "the blood of battle is thicker than the water of the womb" (or something close, cant remember it that well) and it implied that friends you spent time with in battle are better than the family you are given upon your birth

so ******* glad i ditched my gang of psychos earlier this year, after 18 years ive had enough of those nutheads
#25 to #16 - willys (12/22/2014) [-]
So says Cracked but considering how **** they've become recently, I've started to question everything they ever taught me.
User avatar #29 to #16 - cakefaceify (12/22/2014) [-]
I feel you bro, grew up in Sweden, broken home, not a nice time at all, don't want to get into it. Upon graduating from school after having turned 18, straight up moved to Edinburgh with no plan, best years of my life followed. Am now a student in Cornwall, never looked back, got my new family of friends.
User avatar #18 to #16 - rockerrocksixty (12/22/2014) [-]
the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb. like the pacts you've made willingly. i get the confusion though.
#19 to #18 - hypex (12/22/2014) [-]
Good news everyone! someone actually found the real quote!
User avatar #11 - Scorchtwentyfour (12/22/2014) [-]
I love Matilda
#26 - skulldan (12/22/2014) [-]
what is this, tumblr
seriously
User avatar #30 to #26 - MrMustacho (12/22/2014) [-]
it's funnyjunk
how do you not know what site you're on?
User avatar #31 to #30 - skulldan (12/22/2014) [-]
I thought I did, but It turns out I was somewhere completely different
User avatar #32 to #31 - MrMustacho (12/22/2014) [-]
no the logo's in the top left corner
it's funnyjunk
User avatar #34 to #32 - skulldan (12/22/2014) [-]
Could be hiding the secret "tumblr" sticker
User avatar #37 to #34 - MrMustacho (12/22/2014) [-]
now you're just getting paranoid.
why would tumblr pretend to be funyjunk, it's way more populair
User avatar #38 to #37 - skulldan (12/22/2014) [-]
its not pretending to be funnyjunk
this is just a sub division of the main website
User avatar #39 to #38 - MrMustacho (12/22/2014) [-]
well yeah obviously
didn't you know admin is zoe quinn
#42 to #39 - urapooper (12/22/2014) [-]
My name colour is as blue as this guy so I can vouch for whatever he says
User avatar #12 - nachobeldavid (12/22/2014) [-]
"Did you just quote Matilda, faggot? Go beat your meat to your henty."

Family enough, for you?
#21 - syshusky (12/22/2014) [-]
And this is where me and my mother are at odds. "Family is always there for you!" ***************** . She has had thousands of dollars stolen from her from my sister, my brother treats her like **** , growing up she defended her older brother even though he was a druggie who stole money from her, while she had two kids, just to support his habit, growing up I was treated as the runt of the litter, no one every paid any attention to me and no I do not mean they missed my recital or never gave me enough hugs, I mean I could be gone for days and they would not notice, my brother and sister could ask for anything and get it where as I had to work for my **** .

"But family will always help you in need!"

Right, when I was combating with suicidal thoughts those were the people I could turn to. My sister who was more focused on how much I made in my paycheck and my brother who would just tell me to, "Man up" after he knocked back another beer and pissed himself.

The most important thing is not family but those who you surround yourself with.
#23 to #21 - lilmoosic (12/22/2014) [-]
I feel ya man.   
   
I'm the middle of 5 kids and while 			****		 was pretty ok for me, there's always been a degree of favoritism in my family (mostly from my mom) that I hated.   
   
She always favored my older brother over the rest of us even though he's 30 y/o now and is going through a divorce with his lazy wife and is a cashier at Lowe's. Meanwhile, both my older sister and I have graduated college (several times) and my little sister is an STNA. I don't understand it. I have to pay back every dime that I ever borrowed from her (which I'm happy to do - I have pride, unlike my brother) but it's 			********		 that my older siblings have gotten a free pass for the past 10+ years. But it's whatever. I'm finally 80+ miles away from them and their drama 			********		.   
   
MFW they try to suck me back into the familial idiocy.
I feel ya man.

I'm the middle of 5 kids and while **** was pretty ok for me, there's always been a degree of favoritism in my family (mostly from my mom) that I hated.

She always favored my older brother over the rest of us even though he's 30 y/o now and is going through a divorce with his lazy wife and is a cashier at Lowe's. Meanwhile, both my older sister and I have graduated college (several times) and my little sister is an STNA. I don't understand it. I have to pay back every dime that I ever borrowed from her (which I'm happy to do - I have pride, unlike my brother) but it's ******** that my older siblings have gotten a free pass for the past 10+ years. But it's whatever. I'm finally 80+ miles away from them and their drama ******** .

MFW they try to suck me back into the familial idiocy.
User avatar #45 - silverzepher (12/23/2014) [-]
relatives are the strangers you live with, friends are the family you choose -garterbelt
User avatar #28 - kijajouteh (12/22/2014) [-]
Actually cool because after 19 years of psycho religous freaks and being told I was going straight to hell, I'm moving in with my girlfriend of 4 years tomorrow. So this is really really nice.
User avatar #27 - speedymcgee ONLINE (12/22/2014) [-]
I'm so sick of Matilda, I've seen it way too many times when I was younger.
User avatar #2 - slapchoppin (12/22/2014) [-]
and you picked us?

what are you some kind of a retard with HIV and black?
User avatar #3 to #2 - kanatana [OP](12/22/2014) [-]
I picked you guys. You know why? You really, really wanna know why?

couldn't figure out how tumblr or reddit worked, actually
User avatar #8 to #3 - kacem (12/22/2014) [-]
i cringed
User avatar #9 to #8 - kanatana [OP](12/22/2014) [-]
Ok.
User avatar #5 to #3 - slapchoppin (12/22/2014) [-]
they're even worse

you have **** judgement
User avatar #6 to #5 - kanatana [OP](12/22/2014) [-]
Eh. I made my bed and puked in it. Might as well have fun rolling around in it for a while.
#1 - anepicnub (12/22/2014) [-]
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The more bits I remember about this movie (I haven't seen it in about a decade), the more I'm convinced the writers didn't really know what the **** was going on.

From memory, I remember:
"The Choking(?)"
The angry lesbian principal
The father being a dick
The mother being a bitch
Putting the newt in the drink
A chocolate box that was stolen (retrieved with levitation powers that she had???)
The fat kid eating a cake
The entire school cheering on said fat kid
A girl being slung over a fence by her pigtails
#4 to #1 - anon (12/22/2014) [-]
Did you even see or understand the movie?

Apparently spending more time weeping over your misfortunes than doing anything about them.
#7 to #4 - anepicnub (12/22/2014) [-]
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I was just telling what I remember from the movie. I also said I haven't seen the movie in a decade. Nothing against the movie, I was just trying and apparently failing to be funny about it.
#17 - kinokun ONLINE (12/22/2014) [-]
my sister use to watch this film all the time. I have seen it so many times I hate it.
my sister use to watch this film all the time. I have seen it so many times I hate it.
User avatar #47 - guiguito (12/23/2014) [-]
FJ is ok i guess.
User avatar #22 - metalheadtildeath (12/22/2014) [-]
we all have family that isn't blood, and blood that isn't family. you are born with RELATIVES. you pick your FAMILY. 'nuff said.
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