Merry Xmas To Me. . min foil m an max. you're about to catch a ton of flak for buying a console. Even more so for picking Xbox One. Prepare for the coming storm. Merry Xmas To Me min foil m an max you're about to catch a ton of flak for buying console Even more so picking Xbox One Prepare the coming storm
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - highlanderpony
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***** you're about to catch a ton of flak for buying a console. Even more so for picking Xbox One. Prepare for the coming storm.
#14 to #2 - anon id: 47d2d9a6
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you said something about an oncoming storm?
#43 to #14 - linktheherooftime
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As a fellow Doctor Who fan I'll say this, If you always try to make something relative to your fandom, then it's going to cause people who would may have otherwise liked it hate it before they even get a chance to judge it fairly.
#153 to #43 - thatquickbrownfox
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I was literally gonna say the same thing but I was gonna be a lot more mean, butt-hurty about it.

Good job explaining this peacefully/nicely. Made me self reflect and hate myself for the rage filled comment I was gonna post.

But **************** these whovians are becoming the most annoying fandom, and the Doctor Who show deserves better than that.
User avatar #225 to #153 - linktheherooftime
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Yeah, I try my best not to get butthurt, or be a cunt to people. Both on the internet and real life because I'm just that kind person.
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#92 to #2 - tarnis
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Erm da Erncurming Sterm.
#93 to #2 - jdistasio
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I love my Xbox One. I don't thing it deserves all the **** it gets
User avatar #101 to #93 - fightforfate
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does it deserve some of it though?
User avatar #102 to #101 - jdistasio
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Unfortunately, it does deserve some ****
User avatar #160 to #102 - snowshark
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The X-Box and the Kinect are like Theodren and Wormtongue.

You: "X-Box, on!"

Kinect"They wish to turn you off, my lord."

X-Box "Are you sure you want to turn me off?"

You: "No!"

Kinect: "They say yes, sir."

X-Box: "Very well!" *turns off*
User avatar #164 to #160 - elitejerkz
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i think the problem is that you're trying to turn on something that is already turned on.
User avatar #169 to #101 - rockamekishiko
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of course it deserves a little since its more expensive because of kinect but less powerful than ps4
User avatar #197 to #93 - daorien
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only real **** about consoles is that you have to pay if you want to play multiplayer online, which is imo just plain evil.
User avatar #171 to #93 - animedudej
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ill get one when theres a game i wanna play on it I.E. Dark Souls or Borderlands 3
#25 to #2 - icelandicjesus
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#3 - oxYKellark
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Yeah, not to sound like an ungrateful prick but i don't think I've ever gotten something i asked for or something i wanted for my birthday or Christmas. My relatives always think they know exactly what to get me and insist that i need it or that i will love it, even though half of the stuff I've given away or never touched, but that's not the part i hate. A gift is a gift and i will always accept it graciously but it bothers me when they get upset when i spend my money on something i wanted.
#47 to #3 - mitchr
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You seem like an actually pretty alright person.
#207 to #47 - timelimit
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#214 to #207 - mitchr
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I tried improving it once.
sigh This comes up every time I use the damn trophy.
I got it off Google Images. I tried improving it once and making it easier to see, and this unholy terror was what happened.
You see this ****?
Yeah. Didn't think so.
I'll try again later. Maybe.
#223 to #214 - anon id: fa83a525
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use paint, or funnyjunk editor(which i used...)
User avatar #224 to #223 - mitchr
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I don't like the black letters as much.
#29 - IceViper
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I am buying an Xbox One because i like its features, controller and games better than my gaming PC.

User avatar #79 to #29 - mizzycupcakes
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Hmmm i feel the same way about certain games. Like most fps, I cannot play on my computer. Its just too odd feeling. I also like the xbox controller better than the playstation. hope you enjoy it!!!! merry christmas ^.^
User avatar #72 to #29 - improbablyyourdad
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"i like its features, controller and games"
But compared to the pc, even if you combined the libraries of all the new consoles, they have none. Why not just buy a controller, software that lets you do voice commands and get windows8? It would practically be the same thing.
User avatar #106 to #72 - damping
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Because people have real life friends that they like to play on the same screen with. I know it is hard for you PC only gamers to understand.
#108 to #106 - improbablyyourdad
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Too bad I only have an 360 and a laptop that couldn't even run morrowind smoothly.

Nice try, fagtard.
User avatar #109 to #108 - damping
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Then why are you asking why he would buy and Xbox? That is the single most retarded thing I have ever heard.
User avatar #112 to #109 - improbablyyourdad
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Because people shouldn't be buying over priced pieces of **** just because their "friends" are, especially when for that price you and your friends could upgrade to a pc.

I love my 360 and all the old consoles I used to have but I think its time consoles as a whole die off for the greater good, especially when now they've been turned into ad machines and pay2play ********.

#200 to #112 - Jameshaich
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You have no idea what you're talking about.
User avatar #222 to #200 - improbablyyourdad
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Read comment #122
User avatar #116 to #112 - damping
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Please point me to a good gaming PC that I can buy for $500 dollars. Can't? Then you are full of ****. Consoles are not in the slightest overpriced. The companies actually lose money on them in the hopes they make it back with game sales.

I have done plenty of PC gaming in my day. I played WoW up to WotLK, played a lot of the total war series, and a ton of Civilization, but I like to play sports games (Fifa, Nba 2k, and NCAA football) with my friends. The convenience of a $500 console in a dorm room that you and three other friends can play completely trounces a PC.

What ads? And please name a Play to Pay game on Xbox because I can name a ton on the PC.
#122 to #116 - improbablyyourdad
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This list is a bit dated, you could probably do better now that it's been awhile.
I was talking about xbox live and psn+. You now have to pay for them to use online.

I can't deny this but it isn't that hard to setup an LAN party, also if you think the $500 price tag is justified by a little convenience and a few rehashed sports games, you're crazy.

The ad stuff I was talking about.
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User avatar #142 to #72 - hydraetis
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Why do pc gamers have to be the biggest assholes out of the whole gaming community? Seriously. I see more people spamming PC GAMING MASTER RACE and other similar **** on every single console post (or video game post in general) than any console gamer. The console fanboys have died down and started learning to appreciate the ups and downs of both consoles, how come you pc gamers in all your superiority can't do the same?
#182 to #142 - anon id: 5f6a134e
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Because of the consoles, graphics have evolved very slowly.
Because of the consoles, we get ****** games (kids buy crap games without question). Games are developed for consoles first, and some are horribly optimized for pc's (looking at you GTAIV and Dark Souls). The consoles killed Crysis.
Do I even need to mention FIFA, NHL, NBA and every other repetitive title?
Hell, consoles killed modding; very few games have actual mod tools released, all because developers got used to the console morons buying dlc's instead of letting the community make the dlc for free.


Enough reasons to hate consoles?
User avatar #203 to #182 - hydraetis
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Nope. Still wish PC Elitists would learn to shut the **** up.
#45 to #29 - zorach
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have this
have this
User avatar #46 to #45 - neoexdeath
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What is this thing from?
User avatar #48 to #46 - zorach
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I think it's from "the donut man".
User avatar #49 to #48 - neoexdeath
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Ah, looked like something out of Peewee's Playhouse.
#86 to #29 - newdevyx
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THE ALMIGHTY LOAF I too like more to play on consoles than PC, so i will be getting Xbox one too when it's released in Nordic countries. Mostly playing something like ESO, BF4 or Ryse.
#30 to #29 - hamoudahaili
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Good for you .
User avatar #31 to #30 - IceViper
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It is. I am excited.
#32 to #31 - hamoudahaili
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Who wouldn't be excited ??
Enjoy your new console my friend .
#103 - anon id: d92d6560
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video games are for people with too much time on their hands and have nothing better to do.
video games are for people with too much time on their hands and have nothing better to do.
#138 to #103 - jimmydeenbomb
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come out and face us anon, reveal yourself!
come out and face us anon, reveal yourself!
User avatar #148 to #103 - ronyx
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Same thing could be said about anons on FJ.
#150 to #103 - sheldonthorpe
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#179 to #103 - flnonymousseven
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so are books, movies, boardgames, Skype calls, porn, eating desert, going to concerts, listening to music at home, watching TV, doing puzzles, hanging out with friends, casual dating, dancing, skiing, playing football, going hiking, rock climbing, skateboarding, traveling on vacation, playing basketball, running, raquetball, poker, trading card games, telling jokes, knitting, collecting things, stargazing, sunbatheing, swimming, reading the newspaper and cooking for other people.
so are books, movies, boardgames, Skype calls, porn, eating desert, going to concerts, listening to music at home, watching TV, doing puzzles, hanging out with friends, casual dating, dancing, skiing, playing football, going hiking, rock climbing, skateboarding, traveling on vacation, playing basketball, running, raquetball, poker, trading card games, telling jokes, knitting, collecting things, stargazing, sunbatheing, swimming, reading the newspaper and cooking for other people.
User avatar #184 to #103 - pineapplechunkss
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Oh look another troll

How cute ^^
#110 to #103 - sirbutterballs
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Well... yeah? What should they be doing? Staring at a ******* wall?
User avatar #128 to #110 - agrofenlas
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******* walls might be interesting, tell me how a ******* wall works, I want one.
#130 to #128 - sirbutterballs
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#105 to #103 - gunnyjoe
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Says the person making pointless comments on a website meant to waste time.
#28 - gustaviaable
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>Xbox One
#73 to #28 - anon id: b86fff73
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>Considering any console this gen
Lookathimlookathimandlaugh.jpg
User avatar #53 to #28 - picklemanatee
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I think xbox one graphics are a little better because they have more shadow than the ps4. And well better games except "The last of us" and a few others like that.
User avatar #170 to #53 - rockamekishiko
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it's hard to spot but the ps4 has better graphics dude. not that you could easily tell the difference
User avatar #216 to #170 - picklemanatee
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My cousin has the ps4 and I have the xbox one and we put them side to side and it was pretty clear xbox one was better
User avatar #217 to #216 - rockamekishiko
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it's no possible. ps4 has more powerful hardware. try playing killzone
User avatar #218 to #217 - picklemanatee
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Killzone is amazing but its ps4 only so you cant have a comparison on that game.
User avatar #78 to #53 - lorddarkskull
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TLoU is terrible
if you need any proof reviews are paid for, it's that piece of garbage
User avatar #144 to #78 - nigeltheoutlaw
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You have absolute **** taste in video games if you really think that.
User avatar #183 to #144 - lorddarkskull
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But I'm not talking about a game, I'm talking about a movie.
User avatar #204 to #183 - nigeltheoutlaw
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Oh god, it's like I'm on /v/ with all those video game hating 12 year olds. You go to that ********, don't you?
User avatar #221 to #204 - lorddarkskull
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I like games
TLoU isn't one though
#8 - comradvlad
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Mandatory consolefag comment also lol xbox one,

Now that that's out of the way why don't you grow a pair of ******* balls and tell her you bought it. If you're that much of a bitch your girl is gonna bring home an std you don't have and tell you she won at the office too.
#11 to #8 - epicscorpion
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I wouldn't count that as a win.
User avatar #57 to #8 - picklemanatee
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If you were married you would know woman are the boss or else you dont sex...
#64 to #57 - comradvlad
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If you were a man and had a backbone you would know that women need sex as much as men, especially if the male in the relationship knows what he is doing.

If you had a brain you would not marry a woman who stopped banging you because you spent your own money on something you wanted.

If you had an appropriate picture of what a married relationship should be like instead of a stereotypical picture brought to you by fellow betas you would have an xbox one, your manhood, and a wife who would not be bothered by such trivial ****.
User avatar #83 to #64 - picklemanatee
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Im not talking about the woman controlling man over everything. Im saying little **** like you want taco bell for dinner but she wants applebees.
#120 to #83 - comradvlad
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mofo if you want taco bell over applebees you don't deserve sexings.
User avatar #134 to #120 - picklemanatee
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I havent been to applebees is it good?
User avatar #132 to #120 - spceinvdr
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you shut your whore mouth.
User avatar #36 to #8 - swagasauruss
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not married are you?
#39 to #36 - comradvlad
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not married to a controlling freak... But I'm sure the abundant disposable income does not hurt either.

Contrary to popular belief it is possible to be married without being castrated.
User avatar #74 to #39 - swagasauruss
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I dont have an abundant income but either way its better to talk to your significant other then to hide it or tell her to get over it
#59 - arthurfj
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You shouldn't have to justify buying something for yourself, OP.

This makes me sad.
User avatar #58 - slapchoppin
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does anyone else think its kind of weird when atheists celebrate christmas?
User avatar #100 to #58 - slapchoppin
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people seem to be taking this the wrong way

i'm not saying they shouldn't be allowed to i'm just saying its a little odd

also atheists aren't pagans either so that reason doesn't work
#123 to #100 - Aftershock
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Their point is that you don't have to be religious to celebrate a holiday, and that Christians have no better claim to it than athiests
User avatar #127 to #123 - slapchoppin
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and my point is that its a little odd

especially since its specifically holidays that are considered christian like christmas and easter

why not hanukka?
#133 to #127 - Aftershock
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Because Christianity was such a predominant culture, and these holidays are part of the culture. Why is it odd to enjoy traditions without certain connotations? Athiests celebrating Christmas without Christian ideas is as weird as Christians celebrating the holiday without the original pagan ideas.
User avatar #195 to #127 - mutzaki
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Do you even understand what we're saying to you? Christmas is as much Christian as it is completely non-religious, so for atheists to celebrate it is not strange at all. And like aftershock said, it's part of the culture. It wouldn't make sense for me to celebrate hanukkah, since we don't really have any jews up here and it's just not a popular holiday here. Christmas, however, is, and it's not even because of Christians (Sweden is the least religious country in the world), but because of tradition.
User avatar #70 to #58 - improbablyyourdad
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Not at all, you've already been told so I am just affirming that its not.
User avatar #81 to #58 - thegrimgenius
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I have a sort of awkwardness around this subject, you know, since the whole pagan then Jesus thing. But, why not just everyone be happy since it's such a nice holiday.
#61 to #58 - anon id: 5a88e818
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Christmas is not a holiday based on religion.
User avatar #62 to #61 - slapchoppin
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maybe you missed the christ part

or the whole baby jesus thing
User avatar #65 to #62 - trystanvierra
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Yes, and the part about the pagan christmas tree, pagan decorations, and that Jesus was born in March... But **** it.
User avatar #114 to #65 - shadownigga
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And let's not forget about the whole "spend times with loved ones" thing.
#115 to #114 - trystanvierra
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MFW.
User avatar #67 to #62 - dandamanzx
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Well, Christmas originally was about celebration and debauchery, and the whole Jesus' birthday thing was slapped on later.
User avatar #113 to #58 - shadownigga
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Don't you think it's weird for Christians to bash and insult people that are a different religion? Ya know, because of the whole "love thy neighbor" thing?
User avatar #121 to #113 - slapchoppin
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i'm not bashing i'm just saying its kind of odd that people who don't believe in any higher power would celebrate a religious holiday
User avatar #131 to #58 - ragingbrony
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I don't think it is really, because I feel like the Religious side of it has become something different from the Holiday side of it.

Religious or not, the 'meaning' behind christmas is something worth celebrating I think, and if it helps bring a family together, god be damned I don't think that's weird at all.
User avatar #87 to #58 - luxray
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I can get behind a holiday hat's about giving gifts to make other people's lives better/
I don't have to worship a God to enjoy making people happy.
User avatar #68 to #58 - mutzaki
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Christmas has its roots in non-Christian traditions. Me celebrating Christmas makes just as much sense as a Christian celebrating it.
#1 - anon id: 2a998098
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>not using that 500 so save up for a PC Or a stockpile of dragon dildos
Dont touch me you filthy casual.
#42 to #1 - divinedpk
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#147 to #42 - anon id: 19b38aaa
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His opinion? Thanks for clearing that up, I thought it was someone else's.
User avatar #10 - xdeathspawnx
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To everyone who is going to say he should have gotten a PC:

First of all, he would have to either pick up a PC that was already build (which for $500 probably would not be as good as an xbox one or ps4) or buy all the separate components and then try to explain to his wife how he won a PC that wasn't built yet. Also, if he got a new pc it would have become a "family" PC, I'm sure his wife would want to use it to browse the internet. However, if his wife isn't interested in video games she wouldn't use the xbox, so he could use it whenever he wanted.
#12 to #10 - epicscorpion
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>not as good as an xboxone or ps4

Every console is obsolete before it even launches, with already outdated hardware.
User avatar #33 to #12 - xdeathspawnx
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You could build one yourself for $500 that could run games as fast or even better than the PS4 or xbox, but the average $500 dollar prebuilt PC sitting on the shelf at Best Buy would not. However, If he wanted to build a PC himself he would have to explain to his wife how he won an unbuilt PC in a contest at work that he now has to put together, which is a lot harder than explaining that he won an xbox.

I play the majority of games on my PC and will probably never buy a PS4 of Xbox one, but I understand that just because a certain way of gaming fits someone's circumstances better does not mean that it is superior to all others and will fit everybody's circumstances better. To some people ease of access and more exclusives are more important than higher graphics settings or mods.
User avatar #56 to #33 - picklemanatee
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Better games on consoles.
#52 to #33 - fourtitwo
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Actually, I've looked into it a bit .__. a 500$ PC wouldn't be as fast as an xbone or ps4 :b Suppose those are the benefits of mass producing hardware.
I'm also a pc-person, don't get me wrong, and a 700$ PC might be way superior to a console. Just save a few bucks extra for an especially nice graphics card, or more than one even, and you'll be golden
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#17 to #15 - epicscorpion
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PCs have no set hardware, and no release date. A console releases on a set date, and only recieves nominal storage upgrades every few years. You are stuck with the same RAM, graphics card, and motherboard until the next generation. A PC, on the other hand, has its hardware readily known on the box, always gets upgraded at the factory, and you can upgrade it yourself. It doesn't make consoles bad, but that is a terribly misguided statement to make.
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#54 to #21 - fourtitwo
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... Emulating sucks.
#82 to #10 - juha
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(12/20/2013) [-]
I need this 2000$ PC.... for work
User avatar #23 to #10 - sparkyoneonetwo
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or better yet to everyone who said he should have gotten a PC. Shut the hell up and stop caring so much what other people wanna play video games on,