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Mermaid wife

Virgin Radio Lebanon
11. ter. ornare
To be a mermaid! - sammen med Yolanda Gomez tug
Maria Asker
Female Struggles
Synes goddom Thecommenter Del
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reasons to be a mermaid:
We Chanuka dent women already get to lure
men to their death? death?
no periods
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no pants
perfect hair . .
Bradley WEISS Raity-
ll get to lure men into their death u'
also, free clam bra
if., ilt Skriver kc) haentar...
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Submitted: 08/09/2014
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#11 - adobo (08/10/2014) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #3 - internetexplain (08/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Don't forget emotional , political and social death.
#6 - antisocialtwilight (08/10/2014) [+] (13 replies)
Ah yes, not luring men to their death really is part of the 'Female struggle'.   
Women are so oppressed because they can't legally kill guys.   
Really, as a guy, I should support feminism, because women are clearly struggling.   
They're totally for equality.
Ah yes, not luring men to their death really is part of the 'Female struggle'.
Women are so oppressed because they can't legally kill guys.
Really, as a guy, I should support feminism, because women are clearly struggling.
They're totally for equality.
#7 to #6 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
#TakeAJoke
#14 - konradkurze (08/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
fun up till you realize she has no vag and expects you to wait for her to lay eggs and you just whack off on top of them
#12 - makomirocket (08/10/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Ha ha, is funny because women take money from men to spend on clothes and make up and other things men feel are unnecessary
#48 - acidtroll (08/10/2014) [-]
Reasons to be a merman:   
   
- Get mermaids back in the underwater kitchen
Reasons to be a merman:

- Get mermaids back in the underwater kitchen
#20 - xnachelpor (08/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I dont see how being a mermaid gives you perfect hair??
I dont see how being a mermaid gives you perfect hair??
#36 - blackermagic ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
**blackermagic rolled image** ***** damn
#18 - ipwnallnubz ONLINE (08/10/2014) [+] (7 replies)
These people need Monster Girl Quest. Mermaids definitely get a vagina.
#35 to #34 - murphyslawtesties (08/10/2014) [-]
The only thing I am saying is that you pack enough tissues and lube to supply a batallion of Sexually frustrated marines who were in sea for a year
User avatar #10 - Loppytaffy (08/10/2014) [+] (7 replies)
No shaving, either. jfc what i wouldn't give to be a fishlady right now.
User avatar #16 to #10 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
you dont have to shave if you cut off your legs
#51 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
Aint it sirens that lurk fishermen to the death by their voice and NOT the mermaids?
#2 - wcpapier (08/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#54 - doctorprofessornv (08/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
For all those wondering about the 'vagina or no vagina' dilemma:
- If it's a mammalian mermaid (dolphin-like) there will be a vagina.
- If it's a fish type mermaid, yes you will have to beat off on her eggs (although blowjobs are an option).
#47 - moorgar ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
I already catched a mermaid, i am so lucky, can´t wait to sell her
#1 - doktorwhat (08/09/2014) [-]
I love how everything is meticulously spelled out except for the word "you". I mean, you spend all this time thinking and then writing something out; why can't you just add two extra letters and form a proper sentence?

u no wat I meen?
User avatar #50 - mutzaki (08/10/2014) [-]
What if you still got periods, and then just attracted a bunch of sharks every month?
#40 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** mfw bitchez got rekt
User avatar #15 - sugoi (08/10/2014) [-]
Why is no pants a perk?
They can just wear a dress...
#13 - xwhitewingx (08/10/2014) [-]
no pussy to **** ..
hair gets damage from salt water.. ugly ass hair
and being underwater, all your skin becomes wrinkly..
no men will get attracted to that.

heh.
User avatar #4 - fezzo (08/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Yes but you also can only have "sex" by dumping your eggs somewhere and having a merman blast his sperm all over it.

Isn't it magical?
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