'Merica. Well 'Merica has obesity, chiken, blacks, hispanics.... dear Australians, Canada has less people than California alone, and we' re the gnd biggest coun Canada Australia
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'Merica. Well 'Merica has obesity, chiken, blacks, hispanics.... dear Australians, Canada has less people than California alone, and we' re the gnd biggest coun

Well 'Merica has obesity, chiken, blacks, hispanics...

dear Australians,
Canada has less people than
California alone, and we' re the
gnd biggest country in the
world. Gay rights are fully legal,
abortion is legal, no racism or
of any kind is
allowed, free healthcare, and
we have moose, Come live
here, we have lets of space!
sincerely,
Canadians
can Americans come too
rato
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #15 - muffinofrage
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"No discrimination of any kind"
Americans aren't allowed
User avatar #43 to #15 - pacoseago
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It isn't discrimination. It's more like pest control.
#113 to #43 - anon id: 26e5dd90
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Don't nick yourself on that edge there.
User avatar #141 to #113 - wrocky
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i honestly sort of agree with him.. i've had my fair share of experiences with americans.. idk.. i am yet to meet a nice american..
User avatar #230 to #141 - lean
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Hey bud, how is it going?
I'm American
#175 to #141 - anon id: 49d072c6
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The majority of Americans are generally nice people. But assholes are the ones that shout about stuff, so they are the ones you hear from.
User avatar #163 to #15 - megashot
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americans don't count as people
User avatar #215 to #15 - tanabata
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Watch all the Amerifags get mad because they think they're not pests.
User avatar #16 to #15 - bigblacknegro
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discriminate one to avoid discrimination of many.
User avatar #18 to #16 - whatareyouon
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america has so much diversity that you would be discriminating the many.
#44 to #15 - KillinTime
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#136 to #15 - anon id: 0f4f7178
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becuase americans are a plague
User avatar #223 to #15 - reginleif
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I don't get why the rest of the world thinks the US discriminates, I'm pretty sure a Mexican or a Asian undocumented immigrant would risk the journey here 3 times rather than end up an Aboriginal in Canada, or a Gypsy in Europe.

I know we're racist as **** but goddamn even I feel sorry for those guys.
User avatar #255 to #15 - twondai
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americans would take up too much space.
User avatar #21 to #15 - turtlebaconn
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"No discrimination of any kind"

except quebec
User avatar #254 to #21 - twondai
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i live in quebec and confirm this
User avatar #258 to #254 - turtlebaconn
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im from montreal .-.
#23 to #15 - squeejee
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So much logic.
So much logic.
User avatar #45 to #23 - KillinTime
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the trophy is in front of the mallet, then it is behind the mallet.
User avatar #214 to #45 - pootismang
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Such is life.
User avatar #71 to #15 - owemiegawd
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how do you thin we keep the discrimination out? no bear attacks> dont let bears in
User avatar #22 - mrvindix
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lol that's just naive. No racism or discrimination? Okay, this is so stupid my jimmies aren't even rustled.
User avatar #119 to #22 - hermaeousmora
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We still have those things, but our law is a lot more harsh about curtailing them.
#158 to #22 - hazelnutqt
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You see it works like this:   
No racism and descrimination allowed, does not mean "no racism or discrimination".   
If I go down the main street in the quaint little town I live in right, and I see a store   
Outside on the front of the store, it has a sign that says "no ******** on the floor please"   
Now, we know ******** on the floor is prohibited   
Just because I then continue to go in and vehemently squeeze out a log on the carpet doesn't mean it's suddenly allowed in the store   
It just means I'm a cunt waffle   
***** read
You see it works like this:
No racism and descrimination allowed, does not mean "no racism or discrimination".
If I go down the main street in the quaint little town I live in right, and I see a store
Outside on the front of the store, it has a sign that says "no ******** on the floor please"
Now, we know ******** on the floor is prohibited
Just because I then continue to go in and vehemently squeeze out a log on the carpet doesn't mean it's suddenly allowed in the store
It just means I'm a cunt waffle
***** read
#260 to #158 - kampi
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You're a funny guy.   
I like you.   
Oh, and nice comment by the way.
You're a funny guy.
I like you.
Oh, and nice comment by the way.
User avatar #263 to #158 - mrvindix
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You could argue racism and discrimination aren't allow anywhere by that logic but I understand. I love you <3
#82 - lulzdealer
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>no racism or discrimination allowed

My one problem. I'm not racist at all, and I don't agree with what racists have to say, but i believe it should be their right to say it if they want.

Nanny states happen when unpopular opinions get silenced.
User avatar #229 to #82 - joeyliquid
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I appreciate freedom of speech. But when your mouth is producing nothing but garbage, I rather have it sewn shut permanently.
#145 to #82 - anon id: 364e3187
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I'm gonna go ahead and guess you're both white and straight.
User avatar #224 to #82 - awesomescorpion
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You do realize it has much more to do with hiring than it has to do with free speech?
#112 to #82 - kulamia
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THANK YOU! I don't know about the nanny states, but about unpopular opinions.

I hate the westburderpaderp "church", but it makes me feel PROUD to be an American when I read "wbc banned from UK". **** that ****! Here anyone can say anything they want. Freedom of Speech above all else!
User avatar #116 to #112 - hermaeousmora
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What is good for the individual is not necessarily good for the society.
In Canada we have freedom of speech, but it ranks below our freedom from harassment. The Westboro Baptist Church is considered a hate group, as are the KKK, and thus they are not given access to our wonderful nation.
#126 to #116 - kulamia
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The state is comprised of the individuals in total. To say that one individual needs to quiet down because someone else would feel harassed is asinine to me(please do not take offense, your culture is different enough from mine that you are not what offends me, but the ideas).

While there are many groups out there that are hateful and disgusting, I believe that if we pick and choose what is and is not acceptable, that can be abused VERU quickly by the wrong people. Sure today it's wbc, and some radical muslims trying to get people to hate (insert country here). But what about if the wrong people take power and suddenly it's people who chant down with *those people in power who are abusing it*?
#132 to #126 - anon id: 0d764914
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Indeed man

We have the BNP in England, yes they are seemingly racist, yes they curse and stuff, but to be honest, it's a legit Political view that people are welcome too.

Freedom of Speech is a glorious gift, it's a real shame a lot of countries don't 'truly' Endorse it.
User avatar #133 to #132 - hermaeousmora
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To be clear, you can say whatever you'd like in Canada, but you can't use your beliefs to harass people. The Westboro Baptist Church was banned from the country because they picket funerals and hold protests over something that the majority of Canadians have no issue with. They're barred from entry because the majority of Canadians don't want people like them in the country.
User avatar #97 - gammajk
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"no racism or discrimination of any kind is allowed"
False, I can be as racist as I want and you can't stop me. Canada is not your social justice paradise, you ******* Torontonian ****** kike faggot.
User avatar #106 to #97 - herecomesjohnny
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i'm french and i was literally told to **** off when a stranger noticed the accent
User avatar #217 to #106 - reginleif
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**** off eh?

User avatar #111 to #106 - beasert
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That racist dip.
User avatar #28 - Stan Marsh
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Im canadian and this post gave me cancer. No discrimination my ass
#38 to #28 - withstrangeraeons
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Fr reals. I can't stand these posts that set Canada up as being everyone's incredibly goody two-shoes cousin. This country's great and all but it has problems.
User avatar #39 to #38 - Stan Marsh
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Yeah just as much as any other country
User avatar #77 to #39 - Stan Marsh
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Like im an aborignal and i can attest to the fact that canada is far from perfect i grew up on a reserve in the far north in a house with cardboard for windows and where drive bys where normal canadas far from free from discrimination.
User avatar #100 to #38 - someoneforamoment
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Maybe we do; but we don't have widespread poverty, terrorism, or media that's legally permitted to lie and actually abuses that privilege.
User avatar #63 - baine
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Not trying to start **** but I don't see how abortion being legal makes it a good thing. Shoulda just left that one out is all im saying.
User avatar #66 to #63 - nmathreeofive
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it means they're forward thinking enough to know that those who could benefit from an abortion should have access to them and those who don't like abortion cant have their will imposed on others who are seeking an abortion.
User avatar #67 to #66 - baine
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I see your point. Oh well I don't live there. Not gonna worry about it.
User avatar #68 to #67 - nmathreeofive
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And I'm proud of you for at least acknowledging my point and not trying to start an argument. thumb for you sir
User avatar #69 to #68 - baine
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i wasn't lying when I said I didn't wanna start ****.
#70 to #69 - nmathreeofive
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User avatar #72 to #70 - baine
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My reaction folder is not big enough to respond. But thank you sir.
User avatar #109 to #72 - muffintime
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pussy ass bitch
#201 to #66 - anon id: e349d8b1
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Also, dead baby is delicious if you fry it with egg.
User avatar #152 to #66 - matrixone
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The dead children definitely benefit from abortion.
User avatar #155 - ishallsmiteyou
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we should build a border fence like the U.S did for Mexico. That'd be nice, not having some fatass americunt yelling and screaming at everyone just 'cause.
#166 to #155 - anon id: 8514e2a7
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LOL nobody is going to go to Canada.. its cold
#202 to #155 - anon id: e349d8b1
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lol what border fence? the US has had 70,000 illegal immigrant MINORS in the past 8 months.
#206 to #155 - anon id: e349d8b1
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why my replies no show up
User avatar #211 to #155 - mrpkmon
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Bad idea we need our american bros
User avatar #221 to #155 - reginleif
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You do realize that it is in fact the Canadians that use the borders most frequently to get reasonably priced groceries right? And that it is certain Americans who want to ban Canadians from doing this?

I mean sure, build a wall, be all hostile but it's going to hurt you guys a lot more than it hurts us. The biggest effect will most likely be shorter lines at the costcos up north.

French Canadians might actually hurt the economy more if they stop vacationing in Florida... but they're not exactly the most spendy of tourists, Florida'll manage.

We''ll probably stop refining that dirt oil you keep trying to sell to China, so that'll free up more time and resources to refine our own, lowering the price.

We won't have to worry about major oil spills by rigs, or pipelines carrying that oil.

Goddamn please do build that wall.
User avatar #222 to #221 - ishallsmiteyou
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Welcome to FJ, where non-explained sarcasm gets you thumbed down into oblivion! Why the hell do I bother?
User avatar #228 to #222 - reginleif
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If you wanted to joke about a border fence, I'm pretty sure there were better ways of doing it than resorting to fat comments and calling people Americunts.

Pretty sure recent frontpage material shows that Americans can take a joke.
User avatar #161 to #155 - yeh
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>All Americans are Fat (Most but not all)
>People only in America are Loud
>The 'Border fence' With Mexico 'Worked'
User avatar #174 to #161 - VincentKing
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it would work better because the fit americans will be running gyms, while the obese 'they are afta mah freedoms' ones will waddle, and get stuck at the fence. IT'S PERFECT!
User avatar #193 to #174 - rokkarokkaali
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Then why not just make doorways into Canada that are 3 feet wide?
#59 - therealslimdavey
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No racism or discrimination of any kind is allowed!   
   
Yes because once you tell people they can't be racist they suddenly ******* stop.
No racism or discrimination of any kind is allowed!

Yes because once you tell people they can't be racist they suddenly ******* stop.
User avatar #73 to #59 - owemiegawd
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lots of land and not many people, everyone is so spaced apart we only know like 5 others so we have to be friendly or we die alone
User avatar #62 - adunsaveme
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Why ditch Australia for Canada? It's like people think it's not a nice place to live
User avatar #75 to #62 - owemiegawd
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they are like opposite too, one hot and full of bugs the other absolute 0 and no bugs at all
#84 to #75 - youxbarstard
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No bugs?
User avatar #85 to #84 - owemiegawd
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for like 9 months yeah, the cold fall and winter kill them and send others into hibernation, they come out again in the spring but we have a short spring, only bugs i see on a day to day basis is fly s and mosquitoes.
#87 to #85 - youxbarstard
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That's still plenty of reason for me to move there when I can.
User avatar #88 to #87 - owemiegawd
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where are you from?
#89 to #88 - youxbarstard
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New Zealand.
User avatar #90 to #89 - owemiegawd
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ok then you can come over, as long as you arnt american
#92 to #90 - youxbarstard
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A small part of my ancestry is allegedly American Indian but again, it's only a small part.



allegedly


User avatar #93 to #92 - owemiegawd
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should have stayed quite, no canada for you
#95 to #93 - youxbarstard
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Fool I said allegedly, it may not be true.
User avatar #96 to #95 - owemiegawd
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guilty until proven innocent
#99 to #96 - youxbarstard
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User avatar #79 to #75 - adunsaveme
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Australia's weather is pretty nice in some areas, actually
User avatar #80 to #79 - owemiegawd
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depends on your aspect of nice, 15 Celsius is nice in canda
User avatar #81 to #80 - adunsaveme
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It's about 14 degrees outside right now, that's alright
User avatar #104 to #62 - HeartOfTheDL
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Because the British gave us Tony Abbott.
#187 - Edensfire
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"No racism or discrimination of any kind is allowed" You havent been to Quebec, have you? Everyone is racist and the English language is oppressed. All signs have to be in French, and if they have English on them, it has to be half font size.