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#2 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
"spit and squirt piss in customers food"
Oh **** there must be something wrong with me if I'm turned on by this, right?
#155 to #2 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
If it makes you feel any better I've heard of worse things turning people on.
#158 to #2 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
User avatar #131 to #2 - maxismahname ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, except the spit and food part
User avatar #132 to #131 - maxismahname ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
I mean it's not weird, except those two things are disgusting
User avatar #133 to #132 - centaurstesticle (12/17/2015) [-]
i mean the spit part may not be my thing but i dont think its that bad, the piss thing is ******* gross tho
User avatar #134 to #133 - maxismahname ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
Both are disgusting on food
User avatar #135 to #134 - centaurstesticle (12/17/2015) [-]
i mean if a hot girl wants to spit on my food during some sort of sexy time who am I to say no
User avatar #136 to #135 - maxismahname ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
Fair enough
#130 to #2 - bellbottomshark (12/17/2015) [-]
**bellbottomshark used "*roll picture*"**
**bellbottomshark rolled image** Maybe you like the idea of being dominated that way and/or want to get sexy revenge by dominating her back?
#41 to #2 - thejusticar ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
yes, theres alot of things wrong with you anon.
User avatar #98 to #41 - hurpfry (12/16/2015) [-]
why do you accompany every comment with that person from Steven universe? never really understood why exactly you did that
#99 to #98 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
It just helps people feel good about themselves mkay
User avatar #103 to #98 - thejusticar ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
I enjoy the show, and I have a decent amount of reaction images from the show so I use them when I want to.
#120 to #103 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
You shouldn't have responded. Saying you enjoy the show makes your opinion seem ******** to a lot of people who don't like it.
User avatar #121 to #120 - thejusticar ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
ah yea i forgot i was on funnyjunk.
#117 to #103 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
#161 to #117 - arteries (12/17/2015) [-]
sauce pls
User avatar #116 to #98 - Thevaultboy (12/17/2015) [-]
he's a mascot fag. ignore him and go about your day.
#33 to #2 - baconfattie (12/16/2015) [-]
What if she looked like this?
#118 to #33 - ningyoaijin (12/17/2015) [-]
u dont no my life
User avatar #20 to #2 - europe (12/16/2015) [-]
...Yes.
User avatar #3 to #2 - swirlytwirl ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
a piss fetish is understandable
but i can't say id like burger with piss in it
User avatar #5 to #3 - catguy ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Well, I accidentally replied while signed in so there's no hiding it now.

I don't really have a piss fetish though, and the thought of eating a piss burger is gross. But when I read the post I was turned on.
#6 to #5 - swirlytwirl ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
it was ******* hilarious going to your post and finding it deleted
User avatar #7 to #6 - catguy ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Yeah, I realized I was signed in and tried to delete but the name is still there.
I don't know why I cared, I have no reputation here and nobody knows me anyways.
#8 to #7 - swirlytwirl ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
yeah but i'll definitely remember you now
yeah but i'll definitely remember you now
User avatar #9 to #8 - catguy ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
I'm going to take that as a good thing. At least somebody cares. somebody cares that I was turned on by schizophrenic girls piss
#10 to #9 - necrova (12/16/2015) [-]
Hey aren't you that piss fetish guy?
#14 to #9 - funnyhatoo (12/16/2015) [-]
Yo, Piss Guy, how you doin'?
User avatar #104 to #9 - vampired (12/16/2015) [-]
Is that the point when a person starts to worry about a reputation to uphold?
#157 to #9 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
catpiss guy
User avatar #153 to #9 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
Hey, Leak Lad, how are ya?
User avatar #166 to #153 - catguy ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
"Leak Lad"
That one got a laugh out of me. I like it. and piss
User avatar #27 to #7 - teratorn (12/16/2015) [-]
Bro,around two years ago,I posted a comment that my porn folder was found by my mom. Its still screencapped and josh ******* posted it when I commented for the first time on the autism board after all those years.
#31 to #5 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
Maybe its the thought of a Girl being perverted and ****** up in the head that turned you on?
User avatar #24 to #3 - asotil ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Oh man you are not ready to hear about restaurants
User avatar #128 to #24 - talldumbdork (12/17/2015) [-]
I mean not all restaurants have staff like that. It really depends on the place and the morale. But yeah.....many have lots of fun secrets im sure.
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#13 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
>girls
>on /r9k/



pls
#21 to #13 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
flagged lol
User avatar #22 to #21 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
thumbed lol
#39 to #37 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
>PyramidHead doesn't rape Erma




How realistic...
#40 to #39 - selfdenyingbeggar (12/16/2015) [-]
You don't know what he did to that severed torso before he left
#42 to #40 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
Ummmm.... No but i'd like to see it , upload it on paheal ******
#43 to #42 - selfdenyingbeggar (12/16/2015) [-]
really? I've never taken requests... speak your mind and i'll se what I can do. I suppose you want it more sexy than gory, right?
User avatar #46 to #43 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
Hell yeah I do , post the link in **** too
or if you wanted to post it on fj too you could , but you'd have to make erma older (18 to be specific)
#48 to #46 - selfdenyingbeggar (12/16/2015) [-]
**** that. **** it is. Besides, she's technically a ghost right? like a **** could be given let's do this.

Bare in mind it will be my first work.
User avatar #50 to #48 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
****** no like a BAN would be given! . Post it on some r34 site too.




Ask soule for tips then ;)
#52 to #50 - selfdenyingbeggar (12/16/2015) [-]
soule?
#53 to #52 - soule (12/16/2015) [-]
Yiss?
#57 to #53 - selfdenyingbeggar (12/16/2015) [-]
Hey. I'm doing a sidequest in my life and one of the characters said I should ask you for help. do you have tips for drawing naked women/girls (don't judge, love). I'm making an Erma-Pyramid Head Rule 34
User avatar #59 to #57 - soule (12/16/2015) [-]
Uh... I have some references if you want them. Not sure I can post them here, though.
User avatar #70 to #61 - papagascoigne ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
never has this gif been more relevant and i love it.
#65 to #59 - selfdenyingbeggar (12/16/2015) [-]
Yeah, sure. got a link then?
User avatar #73 to #65 - soule (12/16/2015) [-]
You need to login to view this link

s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/37/b3/aa/37b3aa5189213d7d7ba54e180af11f62.jpg

That second one is a dick tutorial. Not sure how homophobic you are so figured I'd warn you.

Other than that referencing hentai images is also very helpful. Use skeletons.
#82 to #73 - selfdenyingbeggar (12/16/2015) [-]
"how to draw pussy" lol

Thank you!!!

hahaha I'm not that homophobic. I'm "I've tried things with guys but I think having to have anal sex all the time to have penetration is gross" level. didn't have sex-sex with 'em just so y'all know, members of the jury
#87 to #82 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
Naaaaaaaani?
#91 to #87 - selfdenyingbeggar (12/16/2015) [-]
she appeared in my rolls, no idea who she is.
#93 to #91 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
Oh I thought it was you
#154 to #73 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
>How to draw a dick.

Soule, stop linking selfies.

jk
#84 to #73 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
GIF
Hey that dick looks like mine!
#105 to #84 - miasaki ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Drawn on?
User avatar #106 to #105 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
If I could draw myself a dick it would be a quarter bigger ******
#109 to #106 - miasaki ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
GIF
Understandable, I would probably do the same.
User avatar #152 to #57 - tiles (12/17/2015) [-]
Sounds like you're making a record **** fest. God have mercy on your soul.
#165 to #152 - selfdenyingbeggar (12/17/2015) [-]
what do you mean?
#54 to #52 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
You know , the new fj oc slut with a side-shave
#58 to #54 - selfdenyingbeggar (12/16/2015) [-]
do you have pics of her?
#75 to #58 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh but... those are for my "alone time"
User avatar #90 to #89 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
Stop denying yourself lol
#94 to #90 - selfdenyingbeggar (12/16/2015) [-]
hahaha. It's a cool name isn't it? And it described my self destructive nature but maybe i should leave it behind since now I'm taking care of me...

I used to have Enfermado Navaja Gris as my facebook name. I forgot what it's called but it's Fernando Vargas Mejia all scrambled. (used a program to do it)
#95 to #94 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
coooooooooooooool

N-Navajo?? OH NO
#101 to #95 - selfdenyingbeggar (12/16/2015) [-]
That is called Navajo? I relate that name to the indians XD

thanks, Wind Talkers
#56 to #54 - selfdenyingbeggar (12/16/2015) [-]
Ah yes, of course. I never check the names.
#60 to #56 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
I check their profiles and every info on them , call me a stalker but... I don't have anything , call me a stalker.
#63 to #60 - selfdenyingbeggar (12/16/2015) [-]
hahaha it's ok. curiosity has been satisfied. Thanks, bro.
#62 to #60 - selfdenyingbeggar (12/16/2015) [-]
ooooo i like her eyes
User avatar #66 to #62 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
I like them too , but everytime I talk to her the eyes seem to dissapear and all I Can see is a mental image of her nipples
#68 to #66 - selfdenyingbeggar (12/16/2015) [-]
hahahahahaha XD you talk to her a lot?
#69 to #68 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
Yep , mostly me trying to catch her horns we're practically married
FUG I SAID IT : DDDDD
#76 to #69 - selfdenyingbeggar (12/16/2015) [-]
Hmmmm... I'm not sure anymore if this is a joke but oh well, I too have become infatuated with "virtual characters" she's on a screen, counts as virtual

when I was little I was in love with Pippin Longstocking. The show version.
#78 to #76 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
Whoa Like in the Matrix?


What the **** man? don't worry , I liked Marie (now I don't I swear!)
User avatar #80 to #78 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
Marie from Ed Edd and Eddy*
#88 to #78 - selfdenyingbeggar (12/16/2015) [-]
blue haired girl? dude, I DREAMT with her. we were together and everything, it was kind of a... she didn't look like a cartoon but didn't look human... now that i think of that, I don't know how i achieved that... but oh well, the point is we were in love and in the end she was sad and i woke up with massive feels.

FF to high school. I met a scorpio girl which looked very similar to her (minus the hair) but I think it subconsciously got me and that was a medium length, dreams don't come true, story.
User avatar #126 to #37 - sequel ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
Wait what does that have to do with the content?
User avatar #23 to #13 - asotil ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
I will never understand why Gore Pepe is more popular than smug pepe
User avatar #25 to #23 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
Gore pepe is smug as well
User avatar #26 to #25 - asotil ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
There's a difference between being smug and this
i.imgur.com/xK7GXb4.png
Or this
i.imgur.com/4odDWnn.png
Or this
i.imgur.com/KbiNPmX.png
Or this
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#38 to #26 - selfdenyingbeggar (12/16/2015) [-]
gore Pepe makes me sick
User avatar #107 to #38 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOORMIEEEEEEE!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#108 to #107 - selfdenyingbeggar (12/16/2015) [-]
hahaha I've gone through emotional healing, let me be.

I used to hae gor & weed weekends with my friends
User avatar #29 to #28 - asotil ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Go type in Smug Pepe into Google Images. These all pop up
User avatar #15 to #13 - emptysuperman (12/16/2015) [-]
2 hours and no ban? God speed.
User avatar #16 to #15 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh there is nothing bannable in that pic , you can barely see the dick and it's cartoony and all....
#1 - elvoz (12/16/2015) [-]
>implying that not everyone on 4chan is that ****** up in the head
User avatar #11 to #1 - tittylovin (12/16/2015) [-]
Spoken like someone who's truly never been there.
User avatar #12 to #11 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
But he's been there /lgbt/ is full of fags like him
User avatar #92 to #12 - elvoz (12/16/2015) [-]
You got me there.
User avatar #96 to #92 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
I got you bro don't worry , it's just a prank!
#119 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
FJ's FW anything from r9k
User avatar #35 - senorfrog (12/16/2015) [-]
This sounds like A CONSCIENCE
#44 - unbelievable (12/16/2015) [-]
GIF
This is actually very common in psychiatry...
User avatar #45 to #44 - WutsAtroll ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
psychology*
User avatar #47 to #45 - TheMather ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Psychology = Teachings pertaining to the mind.
Psychiatry = Medical care pertaining to the mind.

Psychology pertains to every non-vegetative human ever, psychiatry pertains to mental health patients.
Psychiatry is more correct.
User avatar #71 to #47 - WutsAtroll ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
but it's not a mental health thing, it's a subconscious thing. That's more psychology to me
User avatar #74 to #71 - TheMather ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
No, your mental disorder manifesting as your voice of reason is not a subconscious thing, it's strictly a mental health issue.
User avatar #77 to #74 - WutsAtroll ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
no, she is subconsciously thinking about her actions and probably has no actual mental illness
User avatar #79 to #77 - TheMather ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Really? Really?!?
User avatar #83 to #79 - WutsAtroll ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
yeah she probably does bad things and thinks "maybe I shouldn't do this" and does it anyway. No mental illness, just second thoughts. Therefore, psychology is more apt than psychiatry
User avatar #111 to #83 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
">Be schizophrenic"
User avatar #112 to #111 - WutsAtroll ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
yeah and i'm sure the people from tumblr who can't handle when people disagree with them really have PTSD
User avatar #142 to #112 - dharkmoswen (12/17/2015) [-]
schizophrenia is an entirely different story. if someone is, actually, then they see and/or hear things that aren't there.
User avatar #150 to #142 - WutsAtroll ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
sure, but i still don't take people who claim to have mental illnesses online seriously until they provide evidence
User avatar #151 to #150 - dharkmoswen (12/17/2015) [-]
That's fair. Honestly, I don't give a **** if you believe people online or not. I don't think anyone actually does.
#159 to #44 - borderlineparanoid ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
what even is that gif?
User avatar #51 to #44 - twillight (12/16/2015) [-]
Is that a gif or a slideshow?
User avatar #123 to #44 - utburd ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
I though this was just a picture, my asshole clenched so tight I'll need to crowbar to drop my next deuce.
#100 to #44 - thirdjess ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Oh my god burn it in fire
User avatar #113 to #110 - trostell (12/16/2015) [-]
How can something so big be so adorable?
User avatar #114 to #113 - ipwnallnubz (12/16/2015) [-]
I can think of 152 reasons why.
User avatar #115 to #114 - trostell (12/16/2015) [-]
It's the best icebox anyone could ever have.
#125 to #110 - thesoulseeker (12/17/2015) [-]
KV-2 the most fun you could have with your pants on.
#164 to #19 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
**itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image** here use this one
#72 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
just goes to show that women are nothing but breeding machines and ********* .
giving them any sort of rights was a mistake that we are paying for with our society of degenerates.
#81 to #72 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
Most women got their right to vote in the early 20th Century.
Relative GDP has grown quite substanrial, what did womem do wrong exactly?
#97 to #81 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
they gave birth to you, thats a start.
User avatar #102 - thirdjess ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
My ex was similar to this. Was a schizo who had the proverbial angel on his shoulder. One voice that told him to skin his cat and wear it (and similarly violent things), and another voice that told him not to cause it was ****** up.
User avatar #139 to #102 - dharkmoswen (12/17/2015) [-]
**** , I know kind of what that's like. I don't have an external voice of reason (that works perfectly fine) but the one constant delusion I have tells me some of the most disturbing **** to do. I admire anyonee who can stick by someone with that kind of issue, even for a short while.
User avatar #140 to #139 - thirdjess ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
Funnily enough, the 'violent inner voice' wasn't the issue for us. The issue for us was that the good voice turned him into a racist. Lol.
User avatar #143 to #140 - dharkmoswen (12/17/2015) [-]
Not.... quite so good then XD Honestly, I'm a bit racist sometimes too, though, so I can't judge.
User avatar #145 to #143 - thirdjess ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
Ya my parents are, what they call, 'reasonably racist'. Like cause of ISIS they're allowed to assume that all middle easteners have a bomb under their shirt.
User avatar #147 to #145 - dharkmoswen (12/17/2015) [-]
Aww. I'm not THAT racist. Just things like I'm more wary of mexicans in my area. It's like I've got no problems with ANY individual no matter the color of their skin... but there just are just so many examples of each race's bad steryotypes....
User avatar #148 to #147 - thirdjess ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
Including our own
User avatar #149 to #148 - dharkmoswen (12/17/2015) [-]
The funny thing is, that's so correct, I don't even have to know what race you are to know you're right XD
#160 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
kylo ren is han salo's son and kills him
#156 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** ****** .
#144 - indigenouslotion (12/17/2015) [-]
**indigenouslotion used "*roll picture*"**
**indigenouslotion rolled image**How I feel about mental disorders
User avatar #146 to #144 - indigenouslotion (12/17/2015) [-]
It makes sense if you don't think about it
#162 to #144 - lollypopalopicus ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
Source of original?
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#32 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
LANDO DIES!!! LANDO DIES!!! LANDO DIES!!! LANDO DIES!!!
#49 to #32 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
As someone who has actually seen the Star Wars movie this made me laugh really hard.

If I said why though, it would be a spoiler.
#18 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
is she fem-krieg from borderlands 2?
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