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I mowed the lawn today, and alter doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question:
is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another been and some heavy deductive thinking,
I have come up with the answer's ,
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year orso after giving birth, a woman will often say. "It might be nice to have another child.”
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.”
I rest my case. Tome for another beer.
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#2 - fizzor (12/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Can't argue with that.
User avatar #1 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/09/2013) [+] (18 replies)
some men like getting kicked in the nuts.
#21 - agentmoleman ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
May God have mercy on our souls...
#34 - thegoochtickler (12/10/2013) [+] (12 replies)
woman-creature here. I bet it hurts like hell to get kicked in the nuts. I hear some guys **** themselves from the pain. I've also heard that you sometimes get a sympathetic pain-reaction (some **** like that, **** science) from watching another guy get kicked in the nuts. And there are probably risks of bruising, internal bleeding, a whole *********** of things.
But, from another angle, childbirth is post-pregnancy, which is 9 months of carrying around a creature that kicks and squirms, gives you backaches, makes you nauseous in the morning, floods you with crazy hormones, etc. Plus there's the risk of complications in the pregnancy, for the mother or the child.
In conclusion: **** , I dunno. Why is this some kind of contest?
#92 - vulpiiix (12/10/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I'm sure getting kicked in the nuts hurt like a bitch. But for me it's not really a fair comparisment. Because, if you get kicked in the nuts, you get nothing. Only pain. Childbirth on the other hand, gives you a child (obviously). So if you like children and want to have kids... Many women feel like it's worth the pain. It's not like they are going "yeah I really want to feel that pain again" it's more like "I want to have another child".

I don't know what hurts the most, but have you ever seen a childbirth? Getting kicked in the nuts looks pretty ******* bad but nothing makes me cringe more that thinking of a streching vagina and pushing a ******* tiny human out

I felt like a needed to say something, but honestly, does it really matter that much?
#42 - pitch (12/10/2013) [-]
Well with that one new method of some sort of electroshock therapy there's a possibility to experience what giving birth feels like. Two men did it and both said that the pain might not be exactly as bad as getting kicked in the nuts but you have to endure it to full extend way longer. Some labours last for multiple hours. youtu.be/piRVp1EJJl4

I can't find the video where they mention the kick in the nuts, maybe someone knows it.

Plus the given argument "a woman wants to do it again, whilst a man doesn't" is dumb because there are multiple biological reasons that are anchored deep within our evolution, that make woman want to have babies. They don't want to experience labour again but have another baby (the labour is just the unwanted sideeffect).

I know "that's the joke" blabla. I just thought someone wanted to see two dudes experience labourpain.
#47 - anonymous (12/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I think the impulse to have another child is based off of the "caveman" instinct to reproduce more.
User avatar #78 - Zarke (12/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Here's my take:

Childbirth may be more painful, but nut-kicking gets made up for by frequency and unexpectedness. At most, an extremely prolific woman can expect to give birth up to 40 times in her life (I haven't checked the record, but 1 a year for 40 years sounds like a lot). At worst, an extremely unfortunate man can get kicked in the nuts up to 40 times in a minute. One also doesn't just give birth out of nowhere. You've got time to see this coming, and in our comfortable Western society, you get to give birth in relatively controlled scenarios (some places may not be so lucky). A man can just get nut-shotted out of nowhere, with no warning, with no say in the location of the ball-busting. Hell, we can even do it to ourselves if we sit down wrong. So yeah, argue quantity vs. quality.
User avatar #55 - butterclink (12/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It may seem as he says, but it is not true because nothing productive comes out of being kicked in the nuts. While, after having a baby, it's existence makes you forget all the hardship of life. The pain of childbirth seems tolerable afterwards when you think about it.
User avatar #43 - Loppytaffy (12/10/2013) [+] (16 replies)
There is a way to simulate labour pains in men. Any man who has gone through it has both accepted that labour is more painful, and have a new respect for women.

Also, women have a lot of pain relief for childbirth; both my mother and sister had to have their vaginas cut to let the baby out. I think that's a little more painful than a kick in the nuts. I think period pains are akin to being kicked in the balls.
User avatar #100 - gare (12/10/2013) [-]
Childbirth vs Getting Kicked in the Balls
everyone shut up here is the real answer
#72 - skiskate (12/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
On an unrelated note, this guys leg is so pale that it is pure white. I even added a pure white square just for reference.
User avatar #65 - nucularwar (12/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
But there's benefits to having kids (assuming you like kids). They're not saying "You know what having my vagina expand to the size of a newborn baby's head sounds awesome right now"
#35 - princessren ONLINE (12/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
well you don't get anything from a kick in the nuts
you get a child from having birth
#33 - anonymous (12/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Doesn't childbirth cause the brain to release a chemical which I will assume is seratonin into the brain that helps the woman not feel the full pain? Also this added on top of the drugs that are being pumped through her body. I'd say it depends. Some guys are so sensitive down there that if you kick them in the balls they would have to go to the hospital.

People play it like you get hit in the nuts and you're in pain for 5 seconds then its gone, when it may actually take days to weeks to recover depending on the sensitivity.

And as for the pain, it has been documented that having your gallbladder explode causes worse pain than childbirth, and both men and women can go through that.
#66 - anonymous (12/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
After showing a few women this content, they all came up with the same answer. They all agreed that giving birth is more painful and the only reason why they would go through all that pain again because they enjoyed the experience of motherhood, after getting kicked in the balls you don't usually get a rewarding experience afterwards so you wouldn't want to go through it again. Perhaps, if the humans could somehow reproduce after getting kicked in the balls, men wouldn't mind getting kicked in the balls if they were ready for the rewarding responsibility that is fatherhood
#51 - eatmedrinkme (12/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
As a woman I can say, that I have no idea what's more painful, because I have never had a child
#53 to #51 - matakeshi (12/10/2013) [-]
But how do you know then if kick in the nuts is actually painful?
#36 - anonymous (12/10/2013) [-]
INSANE NUTSHOT MONTAGE! There is one man who says that
User avatar #30 - philsablip (12/10/2013) [-]
I did read an article that said because a man's testicles has more pain receptors, as well as connected to more pain receptors in the stomach and intestines. They send more nerve impulses in response to pain (obviously talking on averages). But lets face it guys, if someone gave me a choice of turning me into a woman getting me pregnant have having to deal with all that **** , labor, then having to deal with all the **** my body goes through afterwards, or a mighty kick in the balls. I would take the ball kick.....
User avatar #25 - hipickausername (12/10/2013) [-]
My way of thinking -> how can our nuts be real if pregnancy doesn't hurt?
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