Alright now I not trying to be a dick or anything and I know this is a pretty stupid question but can someone tell me why your penis is so important to you? As someone without a penis reading these comments it is a bit baffling to see how much you value them.. like you'd rather lose an arm over your penis. Personally I'd rather lose both breasts than an arm but maybe that's just me. Now my vagina's a different story because sex. But it seems like you guys aren't just concerned about the functionality, though. So I guess I'd just like an honest answer.