Men are wrong. . I don' t know why women want equality" with men We get tre_ ated like Watch what happens when you call the cops See who gets what in a divorce
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Men are wrong

I don' t know why
women want
equality"
with men
We get tre_ ated like
****
Watch what happens when you
call the cops
See who gets what in a divorce
Who gets the larger sentencing
after commit the same crime
Drown five children and see who
gets away with it
Who gets to use domestic
violence as an excuse to murder
their spouse, even though there
is no evidence of domestic abuse
Who demands respect,
but hardly ever feels the opposite
sex is deserving
Who can lie about rape, get
someone locked up for 4 years,
then admit to the lie,
and serve only 60 days of jail
time
Which gets a private gym for
themselves, and which gets
banned for having the same
because it' s sexist
Who gets outcasted as "running
is the other sex asking to end it
Who' s a chauvinist pig when
asking for equality for their
gender
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#190 - flingwing (10/28/2013) [+] (43 replies)
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wahh i'm a white, middle class, suburban living, cis gendered, straight male and i have rights and meanie feminists are making me feel bad!   
   
because real feminism totally isn't about education of women in third world countries and the abolition of rape as a means of psychological warfare in 			*******		 Sudan   
   
you 			*******		 friend zone whining faggots needs to pull on your big kid underwear and realize that real feminism isn't about minute salary differences or being able to breast feed in public, it's about equality all over the world and giving women who are treated like second class citizens, the rights, safety, education and opportunities that men enjoy all over the world. feminism is SUPPOSED to be focused in third world countries, and any feminist who cares more about their five cents to the dollar than birth control rights in india should be disregarded.
wahh i'm a white, middle class, suburban living, cis gendered, straight male and i have rights and meanie feminists are making me feel bad!

because real feminism totally isn't about education of women in third world countries and the abolition of rape as a means of psychological warfare in ******* Sudan

you ******* friend zone whining faggots needs to pull on your big kid underwear and realize that real feminism isn't about minute salary differences or being able to breast feed in public, it's about equality all over the world and giving women who are treated like second class citizens, the rights, safety, education and opportunities that men enjoy all over the world. feminism is SUPPOSED to be focused in third world countries, and any feminist who cares more about their five cents to the dollar than birth control rights in india should be disregarded.
User avatar #16 - stupro (10/28/2013) [-]
Is "a puppy" the answer?
#187 to #16 - hitlersgayabortion (10/28/2013) [-]
puppies just want to maintain the patrirchal structure of society through rape culture but then they get tired and want naps
puppies just want to maintain the patrirchal structure of society through rape culture but then they get tired and want naps
User avatar #63 - chuckstein (10/28/2013) [-]
Type "man drowns" into google and don't hit enter. See results.
Type "woman drowns" into google and don't hit enter. See results.
I just thought it was an interesting little phenomenon.
User avatar #265 to #63 - jakuhlope (10/28/2013) [-]
Hey, it's Edith Head's 116th birthday!
#130 to #63 - edemylove **User deleted account** (10/28/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #141 to #63 - buttinspecter (10/28/2013) [-]
Apparently, there's a lot of men drowning in my state.
User avatar #173 to #141 - kievaughnb (10/28/2013) [-]
Google search results are localized.
User avatar #317 to #173 - buttinspecter (10/29/2013) [-]
That could be helpful.
User avatar #234 to #63 - ftdragneel (10/28/2013) [-]
I got woman drowns in bathtub, women drowns kids in car, women drowns children, women drowns man.
And man drowns cat, man drowns himself for art, man drowns in waterbed, man drowns himself.
So i'm not really sure what to look at.
User avatar #179 to #63 - gamingtales (10/28/2013) [-]
Man drowns while saving children.

Woman drowns her five kids...

Those are actual results by the way.
User avatar #182 to #179 - chuckstein (10/28/2013) [-]
I saw that one. If you type "man drowns kids" you get one result of a man who confessed to drowning them, a news report of a man drowning with his 2 kids, and then 3 stories of women that drowned their kids.
User avatar #160 to #63 - logicstrike (10/28/2013) [-]
I think I did it wrong I just got a load of places where men and women had drowned could be google uk being practicle
#184 to #160 - ylegrand (10/28/2013) [-]
I got "man drowns at lifeguard party"
User avatar #163 to #160 - chuckstein (10/28/2013) [-]
Well for us Americans the first results for the women were "woman drowns children"
User avatar #166 to #163 - logicstrike (10/28/2013) [-]
huh thanks
User avatar #75 to #63 - nousernameisleft (10/28/2013) [-]
Very interesting indeed. Thank you for your finding
#28 - quasimbo (10/28/2013) [-]
"Drown five children"
User avatar #149 to #28 - gnillort (10/28/2013) [-]
it would end up being 10 children because both a man and a woman would have to do it individually if they wanted to actually put it to the test.
#47 to #28 - iusedtocare (10/28/2013) [-]
My weekend activities!
#93 - jackpott ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
Yeah man Labrador puppies have it tough I totally relate to this post.
#21 - John Cena (10/28/2013) [-]
I've met a few so-called feminists in my college years that didn't believe in this kind of **** . If anything people thought they were kinda butch since they tried hard as **** to look like they could do male **** .. they didn't really care if they had to work extra job hours since they thought men should be homemakers too

I'm no expert on sociology but these posts seem to mix up a really convoluted movement (seriously the wikipedia page lists more sects of it than in christianity) with stupid people on tumblr since if i told those female friends about this kind of mentality, they'd probably say that what this site considers feminists are the ones trying to destroy it
#275 - mikeymikee (10/28/2013) [-]
*sigh*   
The name of this site is FUNNY junk   
I'm tired of seeing these arguments. I just want some damn funny
*sigh*
The name of this site is FUNNY junk
I'm tired of seeing these arguments. I just want some damn funny
User avatar #289 to #275 - mrtrixreturned (10/28/2013) [-]
You get the 'funny', this is merely the 'junk' part xD
User avatar #37 - sirfisticuffs (10/28/2013) [-]
"Drown five children and see who gets away with it". I really didn't expect that.
#143 - creepyunclebob (10/28/2013) [-]
Hey, what if we just posted funny things instead of regurgitating political views we agree with like it's ******* Facebook over here?
#155 to #143 - ofsubstances (10/28/2013) [-]
I don't remember the time when it wasn't like this...

pic unrelated
#156 to #143 - MitsukiOokami (10/28/2013) [-]
Or.. perhaps at least a clever and original way of saying it?
Or.. perhaps at least a clever and original way of saying it?
User avatar #157 to #143 - senseofpurpose (10/28/2013) [-]
wait what? This isn't facebook?
My life is a pie
User avatar #260 to #143 - admiralen ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
maybe some people find politics funny/interesting
#292 to #260 - creepyunclebob (10/28/2013) [-]
Maybe some people should go hang out in the Yahoo News comments where they belong.
User avatar #294 to #292 - admiralen ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
maybe some people should simply press the right button on their keyboard and skip these posts then
#295 to #294 - creepyunclebob (10/28/2013) [-]
I prefer pressing shift + down and then explaining my issues with them.
User avatar #297 to #295 - admiralen ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
i dont like chris brown jokes, theyre overdone and have no variation, i dont whine about them anymore, i simply thumb down and move on, cause i realized that people are different and some people find that kind of ****** comedy funny
#298 to #297 - creepyunclebob (10/28/2013) [-]
People are different and some of them like saying when they have a problem with something. Simply thumb down and move on.
User avatar #299 to #298 - admiralen ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
maybe we are similiar, but im just saying, whining changes nothing
#256 - nintendolover (10/28/2013) [-]
Go to bed OP. You're starting to assume things.
User avatar #191 - forkutensil (10/28/2013) [-]
*tips fedora*
#248 to #191 - implication (10/28/2013) [-]
*tips tampon*
User avatar #67 - ryanmck (10/28/2013) [-]
Feminism is for the equality of men and women ideally so no one is treated like **** .
User avatar #90 to #67 - heartlessrobot (10/28/2013) [-]
Why not call it Egalitarianism then?
#96 to #90 - John Cena (10/28/2013) [-]
because originally the gap needed to be bridged to bring women up to the level of men. remember those fifties housewives who never got the choice to be anything but a housewife or a secretary? Nowadays the need to bridge men to the level of women on some issues and women to the level of men on others has been recognized because the movement is responding to modern day needs.
User avatar #169 to #67 - chaosnazo (10/28/2013) [-]
Feminism is about enpowering women, it could be to a state of the same power as men or bigger.

Equality between humans no matter what gender is Humanism
User avatar #72 to #67 - tkich (10/28/2013) [-]
And ideally Communism is the perfect government system.
User avatar #102 - thebestperson (10/28/2013) [-]
I am not a feminist, but I'd like to have equality when it concerns the cons as well. That's what true equality means.
User avatar #177 to #102 - chaosnazo (10/28/2013) [-]
That's Humanism
#24 - thatguyyoumightno (10/28/2013) [-]
Some "Who needs Feminism" bitches are at my university today and it takes every ounce of my self control to not go over to them and flip the table over...
#97 - John Cena (10/28/2013) [-]
Sorry if I'm a girl and want to fight in iraq. Like, actual fighting. (Girls cannot be apart of the actual battlefield)   
   
Sorry if I also think that men should not be on the draft list if they do not desire.   
Lot's of women are actually about REAL equality.   
   
Same thing goes with divorce. I think it utter 			****		 that my Grandma won custody over my mom when obviously it should have been my grandpa. My grandma was an insane drug-addict who thoroughly abused my mom and my uncle.   
   
Also, I think women should get the death penalty as often as men, and I also think it's 			****		 that grown ass women get away with pretty much molesting young boys.   
   
This is just full of misconceptions, honestly, it makes me feel ashamed for my gender, and how people see my gender.
Sorry if I'm a girl and want to fight in iraq. Like, actual fighting. (Girls cannot be apart of the actual battlefield)

Sorry if I also think that men should not be on the draft list if they do not desire.
Lot's of women are actually about REAL equality.

Same thing goes with divorce. I think it utter **** that my Grandma won custody over my mom when obviously it should have been my grandpa. My grandma was an insane drug-addict who thoroughly abused my mom and my uncle.

Also, I think women should get the death penalty as often as men, and I also think it's **** that grown ass women get away with pretty much molesting young boys.

This is just full of misconceptions, honestly, it makes me feel ashamed for my gender, and how people see my gender.
#123 to #97 - John Cena (10/28/2013) [-]
Tits or gtfo

and timestamp
User avatar #162 to #97 - specialistciriza (10/28/2013) [-]
Your point. I like it!
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#178 to #97 - kemalbora (10/28/2013) [-]
Uh. Actually, there is no longer a ban on women, in combat roles. However, the problem is, to have a combat role, a Marine, no matter what gender, has to pass the same physical requirements. Like in Police recruitment in States, women are required to do a lot less than a men, to be qualified. However, when it comes combat, that is not acceptable. If you want to fight, pass the exam that man takes.

LAPD's Platoon D, for example, accepts women applicants to be SWAT Operators. However as the Platoon D set the same requirements to women, as they do to men, there is not a single female SWAT Operator in the most elite Police Division, perhaps all around the world.

This is not a rant towards you, if what you said is what you believe, you have a huge respect from me, no matter if you care or not. However it is possible, that was my only point.

Last but not least, it is not about which gender is weaker or not. In prehistoric times, women fought as much as men did. There are historical data were women were in control, in leadership. Where women fought wars. In Asia, in Europe. And I am pretty sure there are women out there who can beat the crap out of me, you and blabla. But yeh.
#218 to #97 - lemleet (10/28/2013) [-]
being ashamed for something you had no influence in is highly irrational.
User avatar #85 - justaperson (10/28/2013) [-]
Shut the ******* **** up. Jesus Christ will you all jump off the ******* bandwagon already. When have you EVER been the victim of femenism, please ******* tell me. Ok now tell me when any of this **** listed above has ever affected you in any way. God damn you complain more than the women do.
User avatar #87 to #85 - heartlessrobot (10/28/2013) [-]
"I don't care because it doesn't affect me right now" is why people let **** like the holocaust happen, ******* .
User avatar #92 to #87 - justaperson (10/28/2013) [-]
Did you really just compare feminism to the holocaust lmfao.
User avatar #98 to #92 - heartlessrobot (10/28/2013) [-]
If we don't get some of the bitches to calm the **** down it's gonna reach that point.
www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=87815&Page=6
forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=145523741
User avatar #180 to #98 - buttfacemugee (10/28/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ man, I read that first ******* one and that really pissed me off.
User avatar #186 to #180 - heartlessrobot (10/28/2013) [-]
Good. It should piss you off. There really are people who believe in that. Not all feminists are like that, thankfully, but there are the ones that need to be euthanized.
User avatar #321 to #186 - buttfacemugee (10/29/2013) [-]
Wow i am kind of relieved that the world ridded itself of one more scumbag. But what I don't get is that how can a person think like she did. I mean, getting raped and abused i can understand resentment towards men but that is just ****** crazy.
User avatar #322 to #321 - heartlessrobot (10/29/2013) [-]
She was never actually raped, she poked holes in her boyfriend's condom, he found out AFTER they had sex and knocked her up, he left her.
User avatar #323 to #322 - buttfacemugee (10/29/2013) [-]
I read up on it and it might be a hoax. damn
User avatar #324 to #323 - heartlessrobot (10/29/2013) [-]
Damnit, now I might actually have to find her address and a gun store.
User avatar #325 to #324 - buttfacemugee (10/29/2013) [-]
Hold up on that because she is apparently jobless and most likely won't get one cause well the whole "lets kill half the population" So let her life become hell.
User avatar #326 to #325 - heartlessrobot (10/29/2013) [-]
I'd like to know how she didn't realize that the human race would have gone extinct within 100 years if they actually did that.
User avatar #167 to #98 - hoursofglass (10/28/2013) [-]
Oh, really? Really? Feminism is going to reach Holocaust point? All the feminists will murder 6 million men and 5 million women who disagree with them? Really?
User avatar #171 to #167 - heartlessrobot (10/28/2013) [-]
Hey, the holocaust started with a radical group that was widely accepted because they were part of a more positive group, but eventually the radicals took over. Sound familiar? It will.
#125 to #92 - checkemtrain (10/28/2013) [-]
Theres a reason they are called femanazis
Theres a reason they are called femanazis
User avatar #165 to #92 - doit (10/28/2013) [-]
There are other examples. Like **** the enviroment, I mean...future generations can go **** themselves right? You sound like you are on your period so go rest.
User avatar #139 to #92 - alltimetens (10/28/2013) [-]
He's not comparing feminism to the holocaust. He's using the holocaust to disprove your point. If we only cared about things that affect only us, we have no reason to donate to charity or act benevolent.
User avatar #142 to #92 - bluerangermartin ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
No. He didn't... o.O
User avatar #129 - sabotagesam (10/28/2013) [-]
maybe because gender inequality, which originates from the mal social construction of gender roles hurts both sides...?

i really don't understand the level of male butthurt which surfaces on funnyjunk again and again...
#6 - John Cena (10/28/2013) [-]
I don't really know anyone who is a feminist. I don't think I have ever met one. If I did I probably wouldn't talk to her... Problem solved. Everyone knows feminist have over the top, hypocritical views that make no sense, that's why they make very little difference. I kind of view them the same as people like the KKK (though obviously not as bad). Just ignore them and hopefully they'll go away.
User avatar #55 to #6 - wellimnotsure ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
The KKK are far more civilized and polite then feminists, and that's saying something...
#9 to #6 - taurusguy (10/28/2013) [-]
I wont interfere with anyone (including feminist's) unless they start ******* around with what i do, or am trying to do, in short as long as they wont interfere with my life i wont really mind.
User avatar #69 to #6 - ryanmck (10/28/2013) [-]
Radical feminism is over the top sure but feminism in general is definitely not bad.
User avatar #236 to #69 - wellimnotsure ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
Yes it is, feminism by grammar and literal definition is elevating women over men, If they wanted equality they would call it equalism
User avatar #13 to #6 - hudis ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
I don't think 'everyone knows' is an accurate statement here. I'm a guy, I've met quite a few feminists, I think they were very reasonable with most of their ideas. The **** you see on funnyjunk or really on any other site that people claim is feminism, isn't feminism. It's a loud minority who would more correctly be called misandrists, that people like to make fun of and pretend they represent feminism as a whole. That isn't the case.
#264 - zerith (10/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, because anyone's gonna get away with drowning 5 children...
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