Men are pigs. Pigs are sexy. l bathroom. the dour‘ didn' t even lunch! ll. is damn men' s mum.. Every janitor I've ever known swears up and down that women's bathrooms are worse. Terribly, terribly, worse. We're talking piss on the seat somehow, left in th
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l bathroom.
the dour‘ didn' t
even lunch!
ll. is damn
men' s mum.
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Submitted: 10/16/2013
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User avatar #5 - flemsdfer (10/17/2013) [+] (24 replies)
Every janitor I've ever known swears up and down that women's bathrooms are worse. Terribly, terribly, worse. We're talking piss on the seat somehow, **** left in the toilet that they just didn't want to flush for whatever reason, monthly related things left all about.......
#27 - thedutchs (10/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I worked at a cinema and had to clean the women's bathroom as well as the men's bathroom.

The horrors I witnessed in the women's bathroom.
#60 - A Pickle (10/17/2013) [-]
Story time!   
>be me 2 years ago   
>10 hour car ride to NC with parents   
>stop at McDonald's for food + bathroom break   
>be in public bathroom   
>dad comes in after me   
>take a piss   
>wash hands   
>see stalls behind me through the mirror   
>some skinny dude with a backpack climbs out from UNDER the stall   
>walks out casually   
>me and my dad's fw
Story time!
>be me 2 years ago
>10 hour car ride to NC with parents
>stop at McDonald's for food + bathroom break
>be in public bathroom
>dad comes in after me
>take a piss
>wash hands
>see stalls behind me through the mirror
>some skinny dude with a backpack climbs out from UNDER the stall
>walks out casually
>me and my dad's fw

#78 - geofalke (10/17/2013) [-]
Are we going to ignore the fact that he is drinking a waffle?
#43 - Bacula ONLINE (10/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I ******* love Rooster Teeth
#31 - anonymous (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This can go either of two ways. Some people have seen horror of bad women's restrooms, some have seen just the opposite. I worked at Wal-Mart before back when I was a teen and one day the janitor guy called out, and I got the short end of the straw. I walked into the women's restroom and it was like a ******* paradise. This place was ******* sparkling clean, flowers everywhere, scented...

Ever since then I've only imagined what other women's restroom's look like. Because the difference between gals and guys restroom's was ******* night and day. There would be like **** smeared on the wall in the guys restroom and a ******* full retard-down syndrome guy with his pants pulled down to his ankles just to piss in a urinal. Then he looks at you with that down smile and just stares while he pisses with his ass showing.

This is what I lived with for 2 years.
#54 - ahmedali (10/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Wanted to share my story FJ,
we had a holiday that i somehow wasnt told about or completely forgot but i still came into school that day. No one was there. no students. no teacher. no janitors. just me. so i decided to do some snooping around you know the usual checking some of the teachers stuff going into the teachers lounge etc. I also decided to check the girls bathroom and let me tell you, it was the most horrific thing ive ever seen. As i open the door im greated with the ********* aroma of **** . just plain **** . Gagging, i decide to explore deeper and open the stall door and find (i cant make this up) a **** . on the floor. in a bag. Puke in my mouth, i go to check the next stall and receive the most terrible image of my life. firstly there was blood EVERYWHERE. all over the seat and walls. what scared me most was that there was blood on the stall walls like this girl was trying to summon the devil or some **** . at this point i thought it was enough adventure and just left to be burdened by these thoughts.

tl;dr womens bathrooms are really ******* nasty.
User avatar #80 - timmywankenobi (10/17/2013) [+] (9 replies)
The myth buster's actually looked into this and 9/10 times he mend bathroom is way cleaner. the main factors were

1. far more women use the restrooms then men especially the stalls so naturally more traffic equals more bacteria.

2. Apparently tampons and diaper stuff makes a lot of bacteria and gets very messy and no one is bleeding out of their ****** in the men's room.

3. Most of the mess in mens rooms in urine on the floor but since urine is sterile it doesn't create bacteria really.

4.women put bacteria covered purses and what not on counters and stuff and that transfers a **** load of bacteria apparently.

5.like 35% of woman use the squat and hoover technique and get poop all around the toilet causing a insane amount of bacteria .where as most men will either put paper on the seat or sit directly on the seat.

So all in all men's rooms are almost always way way cleaner.
#68 - toncheky (10/17/2013) [-]
Pee in the toilet?? MADNESS!
#42 - sonnyboii ONLINE (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I dont know bout you guys, but theres something off about his face here
#40 - nightmarecorpse (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
One time I walked into the mens washroom in the mall near my house, and in one of the stalls there was **** all over the wall beside the toilet. On the ground beside it was an empty beer can, bottle of pills, and a half eaten Egg McMuffin all strewn around a pair of soiled underwear. This guy parties hard.

Pic related
User avatar #22 - nuciferatu ONLINE (10/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I am a man who's very very hard to disgust... untill that one time I accidently entered the women's bathroom in a gas station. There were no symbols on the doors (probably stolen) so I just used my educated (and having-to-pee-really-bad-fueled) guess and went through one of the doors. I knew it wasn't the men's room because no urinals so I wanted to leave. Before I did, I got curious as to what a woman-bathroom stall looks like so I opened the door.

(next part not for the easily disgusted)
In front of me was one backed-up toilet, filled with a massive amount of **** , blood and what was either very liquid diarrhea or very chunky vomit. The whole installation was held together with possibly a roll and a half of toilet paper, all dirty, as well as about a dozen sanitary pads, some of them obviously used. Flush water was slowly trickling into the toilet so the whole thing was overflowing, pouring down the sides of the bowl like some sort of satanic waterfall. The **************** mixture was piling at the base of the waterfall in several places, forming a kind of ************ . I gagged and I left. Never again, women's bathroom. Never. Again.
(the part above not for the faint-hearted)
#84 - kennyh (10/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**kennyh rolls 87**
#79 - theseustheminotaur (10/17/2013) [-]
haha that is my girlfriend every time she has to go in a public bathroom.
User avatar #50 - citizenofnecrocity (10/17/2013) [-]
As someone who has cleaned both... Men are way cleaner. Women's bathrooms were thankfully not something I had to clean often at my last job.
#47 - turdofdoom (10/17/2013) [-]
actually mens bathrooms are cleaner
User avatar #36 - azraelthemage (10/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Funny thing, the women's restroom is normally more disgusting. How do I know? Had to clean restrooms when I worked retail
User avatar #59 - xjessicaxrabbitx (10/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Women's bathroom have more bacteria on average because women tend to go more often and more women go. How clean it is depends on the person cleaning not the gender of the people peeing and ******** . Like, everyone knows bathrooms at beaches tend to be dirty.
User avatar #32 - stagger (10/17/2013) [-]
I found goldfish in the toilet at the cinema once.

I don't use public restrooms anymore.
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