Men are pigs. Pigs are sexy. l bathroom. the dour‘ didn' t even lunch! ll. is damn men' s mum.. Every janitor I've ever known swears up and down that women's bathrooms are worse. Terribly, terribly, worse. We're talking piss on the seat somehow, left in th rt comic gus
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User avatar #5 - flemsdfer
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Every janitor I've ever known swears up and down that women's bathrooms are worse. Terribly, terribly, worse. We're talking piss on the seat somehow, **** left in the toilet that they just didn't want to flush for whatever reason, monthly related things left all about.......
#29 to #5 - fatimmortal
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**** left in the toilet bowl? My sister tells me of **** being left ON the toilet bowl.
User avatar #35 to #5 - nigeltheoutlaw
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I work as a bouncer at a bar and double as a custodian when the place closes up, and I can confirm. Period blood on the seats and floor, used tampons and pads on the floor and clogging the toilet (even though we have trash bins specifically for feminine products), the most tar-like and foul **** I've ever seen in my life, and vomit that somehow reached the ceiling. Men's bathrooms usually just have piss on the floor.
User avatar #51 to #5 - misterstollo
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I've also cleaned both men's and women's restrooms. Women's restrooms are much worse.
#52 to #5 - nekolacek
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Reading this, i think that this sums it up
Dumb And Dumberer - THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER THE WALLS!!!
#81 to #5 - anon id: ac63447b
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I will disagree I am a csr at a corner store convenience store and I can POSITIVELY conclude that women are so much cleaner than men since I have to clean the bathrooms every 2 hours or so. Men are disgusting, vandals, and straight dirty most leave the bathroom without washing their hands. Whereas women are clean for the most part, usually the trash simply needs to be replaced and maybe some cleaning on the toilets. Btw, I am a male so it kind of sickens me to put my bros down but I've seen some **** (literally)
#93 to #5 - plaidparadise
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I don't know why but in my experience women just have this thing where after they piss or **** or whatever, even if it wouldn't have clogged the toilet, they don't flush. Do men do this? Cause I don't ****** understand why women do this.
User avatar #101 to #93 - flemsdfer
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If I had to guess it's self consciousness. Like they don't want anyone to hear that they flushed a turd down because that means everyone knows about the big **** they just took, and for the piss, they want to hover while they do it because they view the toilet as unclean (who wouldn't with what they wind up looking like)
User avatar #23 to #5 - motherfuckingkenji
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I can confirm this: I am janitor.


No, seriously, I am. The worst the men's bathroom has ever been had some piss on the toilet seat, paper towels everywhere, a spotty mirror and a bit of piss under the urinals.
The women's?
Same thing, only worse, like more paper towels, more piss, blood on the bottoms of the toilet seats and more piss.
The WORST THING I have EVER found in a bathroom in the 2 years I've had this job?
A toilet clogged by a wad of toilet paper with a massive turd that has the string of a bloody tampon wrapped around it.


Women's bathrooms, man.
**** 'em.
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#97 to #23 - anon id: 84ffb0a1
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Was a janitor right out of high school at Wal-Mart on 3rd shift. On average a woman's restroom was worse; it was the feminine hygiene products. They would often end up on the floors or clogging up the toilet, and once it's clogged they don't stop using it. It just keeps piling up. I will say people use to "prank" the men's restroom. Somebody once took a coffee can from the grocery aisle, emptied it, liquid **** all up in that bitch and hid it above the ceiling tiles. It least it was contained though, I will never understand the stall smearers.
#98 to #97 - necrolepsey
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The one time I contribute I don't even login.
#30 to #5 - habanaro
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I cleaned bathrooms at a 'family restaurant' that was really just a truck stop (on the highway, HUGE parking lot) and the men's room was ALWAYS way worse. I wasn't the janitor, but I went in to restock the soap/paper towel and do some basic cleaning (pick paper towel up off the floor, wipe mirrors, etc) and while the women's usually needed a little work, I always felt super bad for the janitor when I went into the men's room. One time it looked like a being made entirely out of **** suicide bombed in a stall. It was everywhere.    
   
But this is probably just because we had way more men coming through than women, and the women that usually were there were old ladies on Sundays.
I cleaned bathrooms at a 'family restaurant' that was really just a truck stop (on the highway, HUGE parking lot) and the men's room was ALWAYS way worse. I wasn't the janitor, but I went in to restock the soap/paper towel and do some basic cleaning (pick paper towel up off the floor, wipe mirrors, etc) and while the women's usually needed a little work, I always felt super bad for the janitor when I went into the men's room. One time it looked like a being made entirely out of **** suicide bombed in a stall. It was everywhere.

But this is probably just because we had way more men coming through than women, and the women that usually were there were old ladies on Sundays.
User avatar #37 to #5 - benschien
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i think women try to hit the toilet while standing /hovering above the seat. actually sounds like a nice challange maybe i'll try it
User avatar #7 to #5 - Ekans
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I am a waiter and before I leave I usually clean restrooms, and my god the womens restroom is simply disgusting. The things I have seen and touched is just horrifying. I have seen some ****... Literately, lots and lots of ****.
#16 to #5 - taternutz
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#9 to #5 - hwangw
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It's true. Generally pee s all over the seats, I don't have any way to confirm but I assume they try to "hover" over the seat because they're scared of public toilets and too lazy/stupid to use a seat cover and end up getting pee all over the seat, I generally clean pee off of more women's toilets than men's, which are usually just left up. And women, and they younger they are the worse it is, are much less likely to flush the toilet. So it just sits there smelling up the whole bathroom. The blood is pretty nasty but not an incredibly common problem for me.   
   
One time I was cleaning up after work, almost everything was off and we just had to finish cleaning up before we left. All of a sudden we  maybe 6 of us at the time  are all called to a women's bathroom which can be smelled while standing in the hallway. We find the stall, wasn't very difficult, and the door is locked somehow. So first we've got to get a tool to open if from the outside while we all die slow, stinking deaths. I'm sure you could guess most of what we saw and smelled, it looked like group effort in my opinion though. And I swear to you their were leaves in that crap. I'm talking about some land before time foolishness. We had to pour bleach into the toilet just so any of us could stay in it long enough to do anything, now keep in mind that we're used to cleaning bathrooms so it takes a bit to get us nauseous. After that it took 6 of us alternating for 30 minutes to finally plunge that thing free. We threw the plunger away. We went through a can of Febreze and more bleach before the air became breathable again. One of the most traumatizing bathroom experiences I've had.
It's true. Generally pee s all over the seats, I don't have any way to confirm but I assume they try to "hover" over the seat because they're scared of public toilets and too lazy/stupid to use a seat cover and end up getting pee all over the seat, I generally clean pee off of more women's toilets than men's, which are usually just left up. And women, and they younger they are the worse it is, are much less likely to flush the toilet. So it just sits there smelling up the whole bathroom. The blood is pretty nasty but not an incredibly common problem for me.

One time I was cleaning up after work, almost everything was off and we just had to finish cleaning up before we left. All of a sudden we maybe 6 of us at the time are all called to a women's bathroom which can be smelled while standing in the hallway. We find the stall, wasn't very difficult, and the door is locked somehow. So first we've got to get a tool to open if from the outside while we all die slow, stinking deaths. I'm sure you could guess most of what we saw and smelled, it looked like group effort in my opinion though. And I swear to you their were leaves in that crap. I'm talking about some land before time foolishness. We had to pour bleach into the toilet just so any of us could stay in it long enough to do anything, now keep in mind that we're used to cleaning bathrooms so it takes a bit to get us nauseous. After that it took 6 of us alternating for 30 minutes to finally plunge that thing free. We threw the plunger away. We went through a can of Febreze and more bleach before the air became breathable again. One of the most traumatizing bathroom experiences I've had.
#25 to #5 - venomthc
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As a janitor I can confirm this... women toilets are more dirty in general but in my work place we got that Prankster that smears **** on floor and walls in men bathrooms.
User avatar #13 to #5 - fidgetyfoe
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Sounds like my school... all boy school.
#8 to #5 - bcp
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I visited my female friend in college, stayed in the girls dorm and might I say the bathrooms were wonderful, they smelled delicious, they were clean, all the monthly stuff was neatly put in boxes.. maybe thats not the general trend though. (college for homo ppl > no snusnu)
#82 to #8 - anon id: 32040a6d
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Magic word is college, people behave in college for the most part. Read the night club comment, thats a beautiful example of both sexes at their best
#19 to #5 - kudo
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the one that bugs me is, how in the **** do you get period blood on the UNDERSIDE of the toilet.... not the bowl, but the OUTSIDE of the bowl.....
#10 to #5 - fuckinfuckinfuck
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Why have you discussed this with multiple janitors

Who even knows multiple janitors
User avatar #21 to #10 - nylak
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Janitors.
#46 to #10 - worried
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#27 - thedutchs
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I worked at a cinema and had to clean the women's bathroom as well as the men's bathroom.

The horrors I witnessed in the women's bathroom.
User avatar #72 to #27 - Grizzally
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Agreed worked in a bar for a year. All men do is piss on the floor every now and then women are just vial. Tampons left on toilets, puke on floor, **** on floor the list goes on.
User avatar #75 to #27 - tangedal
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Hear hear. I worked at a concert hall/ bar as a bouncer. And I used to do the toilets when we closed. DAMN them women.

We are talking bloodstained tampons etc stuck on the walls, floor and the toilet bowl.
How women piss outside the fricking thing amazes me. And argh!
#95 to #75 - anon id: df2dfd3c
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"Hear hear"?
User avatar #96 to #95 - tangedal
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As in: Listen to this / I agree etc.
#60 - A Pickle
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Story time!   
>be me 2 years ago   
>10 hour car ride to NC with parents   
>stop at McDonald's for food + bathroom break   
>be in public bathroom   
>dad comes in after me   
>take a piss   
>wash hands   
>see stalls behind me through the mirror   
>some skinny dude with a backpack climbs out from UNDER the stall   
>walks out casually   
>me and my dad's fw
Story time!
>be me 2 years ago
>10 hour car ride to NC with parents
>stop at McDonald's for food + bathroom break
>be in public bathroom
>dad comes in after me
>take a piss
>wash hands
>see stalls behind me through the mirror
>some skinny dude with a backpack climbs out from UNDER the stall
>walks out casually
>me and my dad's fw

User avatar #78 - geofalke
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Are we going to ignore the fact that he is drinking a waffle?
#43 - Bacula
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I ******* love Rooster Teeth
User avatar #45 to #43 - rakuraimasuta
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"My favorite part was when we shifted gears" Donut
haha
#49 to #43 - octaviano
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Somebody mentioned Rooster Teeth?
#54 - ahmedali
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Wanted to share my story FJ,
we had a holiday that i somehow wasnt told about or completely forgot but i still came into school that day. No one was there. no students. no teacher. no janitors. just me. so i decided to do some snooping around you know the usual checking some of the teachers stuff going into the teachers lounge etc. I also decided to check the girls bathroom and let me tell you, it was the most horrific thing ive ever seen. As i open the door im greated with the murderous aroma of ****. just plain ****. Gagging, i decide to explore deeper and open the stall door and find (i cant make this up) a ****. on the floor. in a bag. Puke in my mouth, i go to check the next stall and receive the most terrible image of my life. firstly there was blood EVERYWHERE. all over the seat and walls. what scared me most was that there was blood on the stall walls like this girl was trying to summon the devil or some ****. at this point i thought it was enough adventure and just left to be burdened by these thoughts.

tl;dr womens bathrooms are really ******* nasty.
#55 to #54 - pokeluigi
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do you need therapy?
#56 to #55 - ahmedali
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im not sure that would help
#57 to #56 - pokeluigi
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you poor thing
User avatar #80 - timmywankenobi
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The myth buster's actually looked into this and 9/10 times he mend bathroom is way cleaner. the main factors were

1. far more women use the restrooms then men especially the stalls so naturally more traffic equals more bacteria.

2. Apparently tampons and diaper stuff makes a lot of bacteria and gets very messy and no one is bleeding out of their vagina in the men's room.

3. Most of the mess in mens rooms in urine on the floor but since urine is sterile it doesn't create bacteria really.

4.women put bacteria covered purses and what not on counters and stuff and that transfers a **** load of bacteria apparently.

5.like 35% of woman use the squat and hoover technique and get poop all around the toilet causing a insane amount of bacteria .where as most men will either put paper on the seat or sit directly on the seat.

So all in all men's rooms are almost always way way cleaner.
#102 to #80 - anon id: ab48b288
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The first few and the last few moments are far from sterile.
Source: ******** about how to piss fetish properly
User avatar #89 to #80 - Chizypuff
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I would rather have bacteria on me than piss on the back of my legs
#100 to #89 - marcury
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*someone else's piss

and while piss is nice and clean as it leave the body, it is a great medium for bacteria growth so it does not stay clean.
User avatar #103 to #100 - timmywankenobi
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the piss only stays there for a few hours usually not enough time for too much bacteria growth .
User avatar #91 to #80 - mkgt
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And in the inner city, everyone loses.

I still have nightmares
#83 to #80 - BashCreechur
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Comment Picture
User avatar #86 to #83 - EnergizierAnon
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what episode is this? i know the explosion is shopped in.
User avatar #88 to #86 - BashCreechur
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it's in the episode where they're debunking internet videos, this myth was "Waterslide Wipeout"
User avatar #99 to #88 - EnergizierAnon
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season 8 episode 8.
got it.
#68 - toncheky
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Pee in the toilet?? MADNESS!
#40 - nightmarecorpse
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One time I walked into the mens washroom in the mall near my house, and in one of the stalls there was **** all over the wall beside the toilet. On the ground beside it was an empty beer can, bottle of pills, and a half eaten Egg McMuffin all strewn around a pair of soiled underwear. This guy parties hard.

Pic related
User avatar #77 to #40 - wetnoodle
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why did you stop to take a picture of some guys nasty soiled underwear....
User avatar #22 - nuciferatu
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I am a man who's very very hard to disgust... untill that one time I accidently entered the women's bathroom in a gas station. There were no symbols on the doors (probably stolen) so I just used my educated (and having-to-pee-really-bad-fueled) guess and went through one of the doors. I knew it wasn't the men's room because no urinals so I wanted to leave. Before I did, I got curious as to what a woman-bathroom stall looks like so I opened the door.

(next part not for the easily disgusted)
In front of me was one backed-up toilet, filled with a massive amount of ****, blood and what was either very liquid diarrhea or very chunky vomit. The whole installation was held together with possibly a roll and a half of toilet paper, all dirty, as well as about a dozen sanitary pads, some of them obviously used. Flush water was slowly trickling into the toilet so the whole thing was overflowing, pouring down the sides of the bowl like some sort of satanic waterfall. The **************** mixture was piling at the base of the waterfall in several places, forming a kind of ************. I gagged and I left. Never again, women's bathroom. Never. Again.
(the part above not for the faint-hearted)
User avatar #69 to #22 - toncheky
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****
User avatar #38 to #22 - thekeeperofthumbs
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That's some ****** up **** right there.