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Men Faking Orgasms

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what if men could fake an orgasm
Oh I' m cumming on I' m cumming "slaps vanilla pudding on vagina"
pretends to fall asleep'"'
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#1 - ulolbro (06/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
We can, if you wear a condom.
User avatar #5 - iamscifer (06/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
believe it or not but sometimes the sex can be so bad a guy cant cum and then the faking begins
#9 - mattymc (06/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
2 Reasons men will fake an orgasm
1) Too drunk or tired to finish
2) just not into it
#33 - undeadmaus (06/19/2014) [-]
Men can and do fake orgasms. Of course the catch is that they have to be wearing a condom but that is true for most cases. They just fake the reaction and then pull the condom off and throw it away. It's not like girls will check the condom to see if there's semen inside.
User avatar #29 - ireallylikepotatoe (06/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
1. Doggy style
2. Pull out
3. Spit on her back
User avatar #23 - jackmanagan (06/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
i visualized someone slapping pudding on a pussy

OP! this boner is your fault come deal with it
#6 - scant (06/19/2014) [+] (18 replies)
I think the lack of ejaculation would kind of give it away.
#13 to #12 - scant (06/19/2014) [-]
I just realised this conversation, and indeed this content is utterly stupid, pointless and a waste of my time.
Good day.
User avatar #56 - pokimone (06/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Trust me, men can fake orgasms, you'd be surprised how few women can actually tell when you cum. There have been a few exes of mine where just... nothing happened, they were awful in bed, but I was young and in love, so I wanted them to be happy, so I'd fake an orgasm and pretend to lay there all tired. It happens.
#7 - kanedam ONLINE (06/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
seems a lot of people dont know that guys fake orgasms too...
User avatar #16 - paraplegicdinosaur (06/19/2014) [-]
I've lost interest in sex, but I've never faked an orgasm. Usually I get her off and if for some reason I can't, I just say I'm exhausted.

#Excuses
#8 - mastercolossus (06/19/2014) [+] (4 replies)
we could but why would we want to?
User avatar #35 to #25 - drunkexplain (06/19/2014) [-]
so almost a wizard?
#57 - elynichujy (06/19/2014) [-]
I didn't read the top line or the title. I was majorly confused.   
MFW
I didn't read the top line or the title. I was majorly confused.
MFW
#28 - tippidyt (06/19/2014) [-]
I would sometimes spit on my now ex girlfriend's back, whenever I couldn't cum.    
 She got mad at me if I didn't cum..
I would sometimes spit on my now ex girlfriend's back, whenever I couldn't cum.
She got mad at me if I didn't cum..
#50 - asgerfyr (06/19/2014) [-]
when im too drunk i can't cum so i just take her doggy style when i get tired and then i just moan and pull out while i spit on her back. Works like a charm
User avatar #49 - thasuperpimp (06/19/2014) [-]
I ****** this girl I really didn't find attractive when I was trying to get over one of my ex gfs, it seemed like a good idea before hand but when it came down to it I had to fake an orgasm because I just couldn't stay hard with her. So this does happen.
User avatar #48 - injerseyforever (06/19/2014) [-]
I have had to fake it before, and with a condom it's simple. Simple and incredibly disappointing.
#47 - givememoarpony (06/19/2014) [-]
>thinking men cannot fake orgasms
>thinking men cannot fake orgasms
#32 - anonymous (06/19/2014) [-]
Sometimes enough is enough, and you just want to go to sleep.
#3 - withstrangeraeons (06/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Wait, I'm sure this is something guys do. I mean it'd be tough if you were trying to give her a facial sure but otherwise not impossible.
#2 - laxwarriord (06/18/2014) [-]
Its funny because i have



I also dont feel bad about it, she just wasnt doing it for me and i got bored
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