Men Faking Orgasms. . 2 mins) what if men could fake an orgasm Oh I' m cumming on I' m cumming "slaps vanilla pudding on vagina" pretends to fall asleep'"' Unli facebool funny
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - ulolbro
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(06/18/2014) [-]
We can, if you wear a condom.
#19 to #1 - effthree
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(06/19/2014) [-]
"You thought I wouldn't check!"
User avatar #5 - iamscifer
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(06/19/2014) [-]
believe it or not but sometimes the sex can be so bad a guy cant cum and then the faking begins
User avatar #36 to #5 - toensix
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(06/19/2014) [-]
Doesn't necessarly be bad sex but sometimes you simply waitet to long.

Never faked it though, just said: 'Sorry not gonna happen anymore. Maybe in half an hour.'
#26 to #5 - demoraler
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(06/19/2014) [-]
It's not that uncommon...
User avatar #15 to #5 - Bion
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(06/19/2014) [-]
Been there. Done that.

"I just don't wanna be here anymore..."
#9 - mattymc
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(06/19/2014) [-]
2 Reasons men will fake an orgasm
1) Too drunk or tired to finish
2) just not into it
User avatar #53 to #9 - hudis
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(06/19/2014) [-]
Drunk me is very bad at coming. Drunk me is also too indifferent to fake it or say that it's not gonna happen, so he just stops and goes to sleep. Drunk me doesn't make a lot of friends.
#33 - undeadmaus
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(06/19/2014) [-]
Men can and do fake orgasms. Of course the catch is that they have to be wearing a condom but that is true for most cases. They just fake the reaction and then pull the condom off and throw it away. It's not like girls will check the condom to see if there's semen inside.
User avatar #29 - ireallylikepotatoe
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(06/19/2014) [-]
1. Doggy style
2. Pull out
3. Spit on her back
User avatar #55 to #29 - ieatbengay
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(06/19/2014) [-]
4. turn her round
5. cum in her face

you just completed the houdini
User avatar #23 - jackmanagan
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(06/19/2014) [-]
i visualized someone slapping pudding on a pussy

OP! this boner is your fault come deal with it
User avatar #34 to #23 - undeadmaus
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(06/19/2014) [-]
Sexual play involving food and vaginas usually ends up in yeast infection or worms.

I hope I helped calming your boner.
#52 to #34 - theavatar
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(06/19/2014) [-]
it didnt help
#6 - scant
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(06/19/2014) [-]
I think the lack of ejaculation would kind of give it away.
#51 to #6 - scant
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(06/19/2014) [-]
What's with all the red thumbs?
Didn't realise you guys were so proficient in the art of sex.
User avatar #20 to #6 - xwhitewingx
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(06/19/2014) [-]
'cum' inside... dont pull out.. fall asleep...
User avatar #37 to #6 - fuzzysixx
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(06/19/2014) [-]
What do you think the pudding is for?
User avatar #38 to #37 - scant
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(06/19/2014) [-]
I'm not sure how much contact you've had with male semen, but I can assure you it has neither the smell nor the taste of vanilla pudding.
User avatar #39 to #38 - fuzzysixx
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(06/19/2014) [-]
No plan is fool proof.

Female Semen?
User avatar #40 to #39 - scant
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(06/19/2014) [-]
Usage of excess adjectives for comedic purposes only.
User avatar #41 to #40 - fuzzysixx
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(06/19/2014) [-]
Now I'm curious, but also don't think I should ask Google for the horrors I may find.
User avatar #42 to #41 - scant
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(06/19/2014) [-]
There is no such thing as female semen. The equivalent would be ova.
User avatar #43 to #42 - fuzzysixx
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(06/19/2014) [-]
That would be the equivalent of sperm though.
#44 to #43 - scant
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(06/19/2014) [-]
This is true.   
In that case, I'm not sure what the equivalent would be.
This is true.
In that case, I'm not sure what the equivalent would be.
#45 to #44 - fuzzysixx
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(06/19/2014) [-]
I guess period sauce? Has egg in it, but not from orgasm. I don't know. I give up.
User avatar #46 to #45 - scant
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(06/19/2014) [-]
Can't be, because a man orgasms to ejaculate semen.
I'm not a biology expert.
Also I don't really care that much.
User avatar #10 to #6 - shadowm
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(06/19/2014) [-]
wrap it before you tap it son
User avatar #11 to #10 - scant
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(06/19/2014) [-]
I think it would take a very unobservant woman not to notice
a) a condom with no semen in it
b) the lack of semen anywhere
User avatar #12 to #11 - shadowm
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(06/19/2014) [-]
do the girls your with really check your condoms for cum???
#13 to #12 - scant
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(06/19/2014) [-]
I just realised this conversation, and indeed this content is utterly stupid, pointless and a waste of my time.
Good day.
User avatar #27 to #12 - hassanane
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(06/19/2014) [-]
"do the girls your with.."

I'll stop you there.
#18 to #12 - effthree
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(06/19/2014) [-]
HFW checking his condoms

"You think I wouldn't notice Scant!?"
User avatar #56 - pokimone
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(06/19/2014) [-]
Trust me, men can fake orgasms, you'd be surprised how few women can actually tell when you cum. There have been a few exes of mine where just... nothing happened, they were awful in bed, but I was young and in love, so I wanted them to be happy, so I'd fake an orgasm and pretend to lay there all tired. It happens.
#61 to #56 - anon id: 978946eb
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(06/19/2014) [-]
"you'd be surprised how few women can actually tell when you cum"
The same goes for chicks. I can't tell you how many guys think they'd never be fooled. But they always are.
User avatar #62 to #61 - pokimone
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(06/19/2014) [-]
Oh, of course, it all comes down to the acting skill of the person. At the end of the day, my opinion on it is that if someone is pretending to have an orgasm, then they at least care about you and don't want you to be hurt, so one way or the other, I get some happiness out of it.
#7 - kanedam
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(06/19/2014) [-]
seems a lot of people dont know that guys fake orgasms too...
#17 to #7 - effthree
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(06/19/2014) [-]
Quiet you fool!
User avatar #8 - mastercolossus
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(06/19/2014) [-]
we could but why would we want to?
#14 to #8 - anon id: d070b497
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(06/19/2014) [-]
you're either a virgin or a teenager
User avatar #25 to #14 - mastercolossus
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(06/19/2014) [-]
or im a 29 year old who likes orgasming. its orgasmic after all.
User avatar #35 to #25 - drunkexplain
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(06/19/2014) [-]
so almost a wizard?
User avatar #63 to #35 - mastercolossus
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(06/20/2014) [-]
not a virgin.