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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #5 - lech
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(10/25/2013) [-]
I thought it was going to be a dick pic joke...
#98 to #5 - anon id: d07efa64
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(10/26/2013) [-]
lech is cool
User avatar #147 to #98 - xortrox
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Coming from a Justin Bieber Fan I'm not sure what to expect from lech.
#142 to #98 - leafonthewind
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(10/26/2013) [-]
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leche means milk in Spanish
more you know ************
#155 to #142 - anon id: 6741d97c
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(10/26/2013) [-]
leche -or a maybe a homophone or a derivative- is also a curseword in my native language. given that we were a colony of spain before, i don't really know what to make of that.
User avatar #150 to #142 - lech
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Lech is a slavic name.
Legend goes, Lech, Czech, and Rus founded Lechia (Today's Poland), Czechia, (Today's Czechoslovakia), and Ruthenia (Today's Russia)
Also, "I am Lech" is an anagram of my first name.
User avatar #171 to #150 - savethepandas
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(10/30/2013) [-]
Michael, is that you?
User avatar #172 to #171 - lech
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(10/30/2013) [-]
....depends on who is asking
User avatar #174 to #172 - savethepandas
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(10/30/2013) [-]
This is Patrick.
User avatar #175 to #174 - lech
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(10/30/2013) [-]
Considering I don't even know where Velez is, and that I don't know any Patricks.
No, this isn't Michael
User avatar #173 to #172 - lech
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(10/30/2013) [-]
If you're a college, you can just go **** off
If you're a employer, "Good morning, sir. I am looking for a job, today"
If you're someone I know, "No, my real name is Male Chi"
If you're someone I don't know, "You got the wrong Michael"
User avatar #176 to #173 - savethepandas
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'I am Lech' is also bananagram of Michael. 'Twas just a thought.
User avatar #177 to #176 - lech
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(10/30/2013) [-]
The **** is a bananagram?
User avatar #178 to #177 - savethepandas
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(10/30/2013) [-]
Just a word. Didn't know it'd startle you.
User avatar #179 to #178 - lech
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(10/30/2013) [-]
I just googled it.
It looks like bootleg scrabble
User avatar #181 to #179 - savethepandas
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(10/30/2013) [-]
The more you know...
#180 to #179 - savethepandas
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#22 - mewxchii
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Why does it just say men? Women need to stop taking them too.
#42 to #22 - yomamacouch
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(10/26/2013) [-]
pregnant girls is my fetish
User avatar #25 to #22 - giygasman
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(10/26/2013) [-]
No i like it when women do it.
User avatar #121 to #25 - vigilum
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(10/26/2013) [-]
i bet you kiss girls faggot
User avatar #170 to #121 - thegrimreaver
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(10/27/2013) [-]
How ******* gay.
#48 to #22 - kiaserzerg
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User avatar #47 to #22 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account**
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Someday, probably about ten to fifteen years after this photo was taken, her child is going to see it. Poor kid.
#67 to #22 - anon id: 06c661e0
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(10/26/2013) [-]
******* ******
User avatar #85 to #22 - hergle
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Perhaps even more than men
#92 to #22 - friedgreenpomatoes
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User avatar #83 to #22 - bestbrony
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Nasty ass bitch
#140 to #22 - metaldubstepotato
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Some selected girls can continue..
#161 to #140 - anon id: 4c3a3dd6
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Those two look like fake attention whoring sluts.


I'd hit that.

Who am I kinding. I'll do what everyone else does and just think of them while quietly masturbating in the corner of a dark room hunched up like some kind of troll.
User avatar #40 to #22 - adu
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Why did you bring this image to me...
#122 to #22 - doddythechef
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(10/26/2013) [-]
reminds me of the time i went out drinking   
   
8month pregnant women was wearing skin tight red dress and dancing on the dance floor doing shots. she ended up grinding against guys and teasing by pulling up her dress   
   
i down my drinks and ran to another bar -  never gone back
reminds me of the time i went out drinking

8month pregnant women was wearing skin tight red dress and dancing on the dance floor doing shots. she ended up grinding against guys and teasing by pulling up her dress

i down my drinks and ran to another bar - never gone back
#153 to #22 - exquisitegentleman
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(10/26/2013) [-]
I guess she still hasn't learned how to closer her legs...
I guess she still hasn't learned how to closer her legs...
#68 to #22 - aherorising
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(10/26/2013) [-]
what the ****
#58 to #22 - squeejee
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(10/26/2013) [-]
I thought her arm was coming out of her leg...
#6 - huntronicles
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If you want bitches don't take selfies be more like Felix here
#63 to #6 - jmillenium
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#78 to #6 - pappathethird
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Mfw my name is felix
User avatar #8 to #6 - admiralen
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(10/25/2013) [-]
so did you watch the video?
#64 to #6 - jmillenium
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I think that's a picture of the kid who killed himself after being ridiculed over his looks.
That's really isn't okay.
User avatar #79 to #64 - mondominiman
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He didn't kill himself that's what everyone say's. The truth is he's just out there ******* super hot chicks while were just here just sitting around.
User avatar #160 to #79 - crimsonsplash
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dont forget, we are basically ******* stupid
#108 to #79 - jmillenium
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I can't find the source of the news article, ran into it during that Anna Todd mess, but I still think that that's a picture of a kid who killed himself because students bullied him because of his looks. I maybe wrong but I'm confident that I'm right. If there is some joke I'm not getting please tell because I feel like the guy in my pic.
I can't find the source of the news article, ran into it during that Anna Todd mess, but I still think that that's a picture of a kid who killed himself because students bullied him because of his looks. I maybe wrong but I'm confident that I'm right. If there is some joke I'm not getting please tell because I feel like the guy in my pic.
User avatar #157 to #64 - maplesyrupman
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(10/26/2013) [-]
I thought he sued people for using his picture on adds like that without him knowing
#168 to #157 - jmillenium
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(10/26/2013) [-]
I'm not sure anymore, you might be right.
#43 to #6 - drkai
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User avatar #45 to #43 - huntronicles
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its better with the video thing but the close up on felix is nice
#44 - josieabby
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(10/26/2013) [-]
That definitely didn't go the direction I thought it was going.   
   
   
   
To me, a "selfie" sounds more like sexual slang for masturbation than about taking a picture.   
Quickie:  Fast sex with little or no foreplay, etc.   
Selfie:  Rubbing one out/Flickin' the bean/masturbation in general.
That definitely didn't go the direction I thought it was going.



To me, a "selfie" sounds more like sexual slang for masturbation than about taking a picture.
Quickie: Fast sex with little or no foreplay, etc.
Selfie: Rubbing one out/Flickin' the bean/masturbation in general.
#72 to #44 - anon id: 0857903a
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(10/26/2013) [-]
You must be great.
For great minds think alike.
User avatar #110 to #44 - ignored
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(10/26/2013) [-]
source if you please
User avatar #129 to #110 - bloodstump
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(10/26/2013) [-]
The Croods
#113 to #44 - lolibear
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I thought the exact same thing.
#107 - nimba
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User avatar #31 - guiguito
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unless you climbed mt everest alone, selfies are real dumb.
#109 - takers
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Nothing wrong with wanting picture of yourself as long as it isn't excessive and ridiculous
User avatar #115 to #109 - ananamouse
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I see anti-psychotic medications and therapy bills in the girls future
User avatar #141 to #115 - articulate
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(10/26/2013) [-]
She doesn't look like she has much of a future left.
User avatar #151 to #141 - ananamouse
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oh right...
#19 - acidreign
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(10/26/2013) [-]
It's like the opposite technique of fat chicks.
#32 to #19 - grizzlebear
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User avatar #149 to #32 - xortrox
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Their own orbit or the earth's orbit, I'm not sure I follow...
#54 - baitdoesnttalkback
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(10/26/2013) [-]
hello tumblr content how are you?
hello tumblr content how are you?
User avatar #118 to #54 - lirfy
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(10/26/2013) [-]
...holy ****...
Is there a source for this??
User avatar #127 to #118 - corndawg
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Chair is real, guy flying is most certainly not real