Meeting your GF's father for the first t. dont look at the tags. meeting ' s fatherree the first time (mom passed away) lg I iknew he is : perfet: king protecti Goddammit i said dont look
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Meeting your GF's father for the first t. dont look at the tags. meeting ' s fatherree the first time (mom passed away) lg I iknew he is : perfet: king protecti

dont look at the tags

meeting ' s fatherree the first time (mom passed away)
lg I iknew he is : perfet: king protective his only daughter
awalk opte house and knock en the deer
weer wens: shotgun barrel gets stuck in myface
mar dad asks "can i help you"
a stick my index finger in the barrel
bl say "whats up dce? here to pickup delphine"
bfather chuckles
nes me inside, house is decorated like a hunting cabin
were talkier 20 min until is ready
has we walk em her dad threas a shotgun shell at me
wells "Just remember derp, that mews alot faster after " and closes the deer
er? leans dyer and says "youde the first guy who hasnt been scared eff by that"
have go (hate hunting alene with him this weekend
Fifi dent pest anything fer mew days assume dead in afield .
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - fugex
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MFW
User avatar #31 to #1 - dawdawdwa
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******* love my leather couches, but the cushions are **** for making forts :/
#108 to #1 - anon id: 4c363698
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I now want to make a pillow fort at 11:00 at night
#7 - bedtimehero
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"Stick my index finger in the barrel"
"Stick my index finger in the barrel"
#76 to #7 - anon id: 87848353
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Like it'd make a difference if he took the shot anyway. Might as well put your dick in it, it's not getting any safer.
#97 to #76 - ennemi
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Off course, unprotected sex is never safe
#87 to #7 - Customer Services
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#89 to #7 - Customer Services
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MFW
MFW
#100 to #7 - swagbot
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Sticking his finger in the barrel was an imitation of a classic Bugs Bunny gag. It was just to show that both 1) he had a sense of humor and 2) he wasn't a pussy, at the same time.

I have a feeling I'm telling you something that you already know...
#105 to #7 - dasbrot
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#28 to #7 - thewulfman
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User avatar #6 - arsyro
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As a big brother its fun to bring out the weapon collection when my little sister gets picked up by guys
#43 to #6 - allinallout **User deleted account**
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as a little sister, you're a faggot
#50 to #43 - Visual
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Looks like someone isn't a big brother
#71 to #6 - schwerdaddy
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#54 to #6 - wtfareu
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YFW
User avatar #135 to #54 - arsyro
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Lel. Nah but not close, a 12 gauge, a .357, a sword, and a few knives
User avatar #79 to #6 - superswagsurfer
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Is...is your sister Katty?
#18 - Elemental
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MFW   
>Drive out to middle of nowhere to met gf's father.   
>she is telling me about him on the way   
>he has a court date to see if he is going back to jail coming up   
>arrive at a trailer    
>***************   
>yard is filled with literal trailer trash   
>get out of car   
>front porch of trailer covered with lattice obscuring view   
>hear boots stomping down a ramp   
"So you're the one who's been ******* my daughter!"   
Almost jumped right back into the car.
MFW
>Drive out to middle of nowhere to met gf's father.
>she is telling me about him on the way
>he has a court date to see if he is going back to jail coming up
>arrive at a trailer
>***************
>yard is filled with literal trailer trash
>get out of car
>front porch of trailer covered with lattice obscuring view
>hear boots stomping down a ramp
"So you're the one who's been ******* my daughter!"
Almost jumped right back into the car.
#19 to #18 - Elemental
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Continue'd   
>turns out my dad arrested him multiple times   
>he tells me crazy stories of bar brawls and misadventures   
>mfw I smoked a joint with a guy my dad arrested
Continue'd
>turns out my dad arrested him multiple times
>he tells me crazy stories of bar brawls and misadventures
>mfw I smoked a joint with a guy my dad arrested
User avatar #38 to #19 - cacti
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What movie is that from?
#39 to #38 - Elemental
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Tropic thunder. He is a dude playing a dude pretending to be another dude.
User avatar #117 to #39 - demigodofmadness
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No, he's a dude, playing a dude, disuised as another dude.
#130 to #117 - Elemental
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Misquoted, ya I expected as much coming from memory. Thumb to you sir.
User avatar #131 to #130 - demigodofmadness
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It's ok, I only remember it because me and my friends used to say it nonstop in high school. We'd really emphasize the word disguise. It would be pronounced like "dis-gaiiiiiii-sed as another dude"
User avatar #40 to #39 - cacti
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Thanks.
User avatar #46 to #40 - trystanvierra
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It's Robert Downey Jr.
#45 - bandh
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HFW at 10:59
HFW at 10:59
User avatar #73 to #45 - tehubernation
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That's a strange face.
User avatar #14 - xxnovey
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So my dad has five daughters, and he's over protective of all of us because he's you know, a pretty awesome dad.
Now if any of my sister's and I's boyfriends or husbands do anything to harm my sisters and I, my dad would handle the problem instantly.
My dad is about 6'2", he's been in the Marine Corps, and he's been a carpenter for pretty much his whole life, (he'll be 54 this year), so he's a pretty strong guy.
On the other hand, my boyfriend is a 6'4" 100% Chinese man who has a black belt in Judo, and this is the first man that any of my sister's and I have dated that he was like, "well the only way to take him down is to shoot him." Thankfully my dad genuinely loves the man I am dating, so I really hope that his threat of shooting him isn't an option anymore.

So for all you guys out there, don't **** with your girlfriend and make sure to get on her dad's good side if you don't want anything to happen to you.
User avatar #49 to #14 - arnolddusk
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shut up
#63 to #14 - anon id: f9eeff78
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jokes on you, my gf doesn't have a dad.....therefore i shall never experience this, sadly.
#22 to #14 - omnomonom
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That's nice dear.
#20 to #14 - captnpl
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"my dad genuinely loves the man I am dating"
Be careful, they might run off together.
User avatar #21 to #20 - xxnovey
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Nah, my dad has asian fever, but he prefers the Japanese.
User avatar #57 - solarisofcelestia
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Dove hunting?
User avatar #58 to #57 - gmarrox
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Yes. The hunting of doves.
User avatar #61 to #58 - solarisofcelestia
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Why would anyone do that? Doves are a symbol of peace, and they don't have enough meat on them for eating.
#129 to #61 - ncsutroll
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they're god damn delicious that's why
User avatar #67 to #61 - invshika
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you only eat the breasts
User avatar #62 to #61 - gmarrox
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Sport. Same with quail hunting. Because quail tastes like ****.
#78 to #62 - mnkjiu
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I like quail, and even though they are sign of peace, doves are nasty animals.
#72 - gmarrox
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I had a super awkward meeting with my ex's dad. First thing we did when I came inside was he took my into his wood-paneled office, locked the door, and told me about his 30+ years of military service while sharpening a knife, and how much he adored his only daughter. He made sure to stress the fact that she was "an untouched virgin" while staring directly into my eyes.
Then we sat down for dinner and he brought out hamburgers. He said it was "his special recipe". After I took one bite a realized his "recipe" was a ******** of hotsauce, spicy mustard, and jalapenos rolled into the meat. I told him I was getting over an ulcer and couldn't eat spicy food. He gave me a disgusted look and got up to take my plate, but I accepted the challenge because **** this guy and my bowels. I ate it and asked for seconds. I then went and had the most painful, bloody, burning **** of my life.
Then I went up to my (at the time) girlfriend's room and we started watching a movie. He brought up a bowl of popcorn and sat down and watched it with us. We were watching Scott Pilgrim Vs The World, but he spent the whole movie telling us "how ******* stupid it is".
I got fed up, stood up, kissed Amber goodbye, and said "**** this, I'm gonna go play Morrowind."
He responded with "...you play Morrowind?"

And then we had a 3 hour conversation about Morrowind between the three of us and I fingerbanged her numerous times over the course of our brief relationship.
User avatar #84 to #72 - linktheherooftime
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Why did it end?
User avatar #85 to #84 - gmarrox
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She had a thing for one of my best friends.
#90 to #85 - linktheherooftime
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Well I'm sorry to hear that.  What about her dad?  Were you still on good terms with him after that?
Well I'm sorry to hear that. What about her dad? Were you still on good terms with him after that?
User avatar #93 to #90 - gmarrox
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We pretty much never saw each other again.
User avatar #123 to #93 - catburglarpenis
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The exact same thing happened to me, but I fingerbanged the dad a bunch of times. I miss him...
#113 to #72 - Busterdash
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I can't help but think there is bacon on his head.
#96 - chiefecho
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boyfriends fw dove hunting
boyfriends fw dove hunting
#107 to #96 - yowutis
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Accurate as well.
Accurate as well.
User avatar #120 to #107 - catburglarpenis
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Beat me to it. Thumb for you.
#41 - phudgepacker
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boyfriends FW dove hunting
#69 to #41 - anon id: d124e904
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heh