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Meeting the parents...

Meeting the new boyfriend...
HI Malia AND‘ DAD. 11-{ IS IS STEVE.
HE? AN INVESTMENT
A , Wre FROM YALE.
can WHAT A NICE ,,
Meeting the new girlfriend...
HI Mala ANT? PHILI
SHE IS A LAWYER ? FIVE!
A THEE CHER _
BACK AT mu,
DAD!
III I'M. Mei' CIN
IN THE .
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Submitted: 02/19/2014
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#2 - rollmeanddie (02/19/2014) [+] (66 replies)
Every time I meet the parents of a girl I've ****** I have this horrible urge to say something like, "I have been inside your daughter. I have claimed her womb as my dick's den and rammed her against my mattress at mach 5 speeds. I have not only licked but also bitten her nipples, yanked her hair, and made her soak the carpet with her glistening girly gunk while doing things most human beings would consider abhorrent.

We cool though, right?"
User avatar #3 - lazypaul ONLINE (02/19/2014) [+] (17 replies)
My mum always ends up treating girls I bring home like her own daughter and they get along so well that it's kinda annoying. Girls would come over to my house just to hang out with my mum.
#31 - harryhoot (02/20/2014) [+] (6 replies)
How does the son know what his dad is thinking?
User avatar #42 to #31 - payseht (02/20/2014) [-]
heh, didn't notice that... he must be Asian...
#59 - urallus (02/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Fixed
User avatar #29 - thebestpieever (02/20/2014) [-]
I'd be slightly uncomfortable if a girl introduced me by profession rather than... I dunno, how long we've been together or just a "he's my boyfriend".
#96 - konradkurze (02/20/2014) [-]
meanwhile
at ************** house.....
User avatar #21 - mikaelkid (02/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Steve is probably a girl
#74 - doggstar (02/20/2014) [+] (2 replies)
my gfs parents like me better than i thought they would
#79 to #74 - dubh (02/20/2014) [-]
They are merely biding their time, waiting for the perfect time to strike!
User avatar #22 - evilanakie (02/20/2014) [-]
so lesbians have it the worst?
and brohomos have chill parents
got it
User avatar #1 - mutzaki (02/19/2014) [-]
And then when she leaves you because of your mother, she goes "why can't you meet a girl and get married soon?"
#76 - sweetellie (02/20/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I have no father and no this is probably not an issue for anyone stupid enough to want to go out with me.
I have no father and no this is probably not an issue for anyone stupid enough to want to go out with me.
#89 - kanedam (02/20/2014) [+] (5 replies)
i would like to know...
is that just some american stereotype or is it like that around the world?
i just never really saw that behaviour in real life. (the dad that doesnt want let go, i mean... all the dads know their girl isnt gonna stay a virgin all their life! and they want grandkids so wtf is this about? the stereotype of the evil mother somehow exists here pretty much... while not being that often depicted in us media as i have seen...)
Just really curious if this cliche applies to other countries too.
User avatar #91 to #89 - womo ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
Well, I'm British and my parents are exactly like that. My dad threats that if a boy comes through the front door, then he'll be leaving through the back. My brother on the other hand, if he brings a girl home my mum cries bloody murder *SHE'S A F*CKING WH*RE SHE'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!!!!!!* So for England, Yes.
#25 - albusthedog (02/20/2014) [-]
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#83 - angelious (02/20/2014) [-]
and then there is me...my parents get overly excited whenever i refer to one of my classmates by name...
User avatar #73 - modernclassmusic (02/20/2014) [-]
completely true
User avatar #72 - spiceycoughdrop (02/20/2014) [-]
"Castration time"

Says the dad with the bulging package.
#71 - Womens Study Major (02/20/2014) [-]
my mom wants grand kids so bad, she treats any girl I bring by like they are golden.... It's pretty ****** ....
User avatar #68 - muffintime (02/20/2014) [-]
I've had 5 girlfriends in since I was 12 (19 now) and my mom has hated every single one of them... Even the one that has done modelling for a couple of companies who is also a honour student and a really nice person.....
User avatar #65 - mrgoodlove (02/20/2014) [-]
That's because a dad knows what it's like to score a good girl and they also remember what they've done to girls themselves
User avatar #24 - thenewmaroi (02/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
What if I'm gay?
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