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User avatar #2 - dirtyjustice (11/30/2015) [-]
Ahh yes the poor mans snowmobile.
#29 to #2 - jamesten (11/30/2015) [-]
got anything that replaces an atv?
User avatar #51 to #49 - jamesten (12/01/2015) [-]
yes
User avatar #38 to #29 - muffintime (12/01/2015) [-]
virgin
User avatar #109 to #29 - luqmanr (12/01/2015) [-]
stop right there criminal scum
User avatar #47 to #29 - DrPeppir (12/01/2015) [-]
Are you 13 or a lesbian?
User avatar #48 to #47 - jamesten (12/01/2015) [-]
15
straight
male
#62 to #48 - niggastolemyname (12/01/2015) [-]
F-15
fighting
eagle
User avatar #64 to #48 - leprechaunne (12/01/2015) [-]
Is that actually a picture of you
#105 to #64 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
If it is, it's from some years ago. I saw that posted by someone about 3-4 years ago and the top comment was someone editing the "Virginia" to read "Virgin". I believe the person said they were no younger then about 13 or something.
User avatar #104 to #29 - elcreepo ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
Lawnmower
User avatar #91 to #2 - mtndewisgreat (12/01/2015) [-]
Ah yes, the glass dick
User avatar #4 - smartythechicken (11/30/2015) [-]
bae: come over¨
me: im cutting wood
bae: my parents arent home
me:
#46 to #4 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
As a hockey player, he's ruining perfectly good ice with something other than his skates, and it honestly makes me cringe.
User avatar #61 to #46 - synthane (12/01/2015) [-]
As an figure skater, all you hockey players ever do is mess up perfectly good ice.
#63 to #61 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
Gotta use those $800 skates for something!
#65 to #63 - synthane (12/01/2015) [-]
What I never understood was how hockey players managed to mess up the ice so badly when they don't even have toe picks.
User avatar #69 to #65 - malacyman (12/01/2015) [-]
its a lot of stop and go in random places.
#93 to #61 - migueldecervantes (12/01/2015) [-]
Gay or grill?
#95 to #94 - migueldecervantes (12/01/2015) [-]
If that's actually you, then you are the gayest being in all of creation.
User avatar #96 to #95 - synthane (12/01/2015) [-]
Not actually me, but that is pretty much how I look on the ice when I actually manage to pull that move off .

Probably doesn't help that my favorite shirt to ice skate in is a long sleeved light-blue v-neck shirt.
#97 to #96 - migueldecervantes (12/01/2015) [-]
But genuinely... I'm just curious: are you gay?
User avatar #98 to #97 - synthane (12/01/2015) [-]
I am not. I am most definitely straight. I am in touch with my emotional side, but definitely straight.
User avatar #103 to #98 - elcreepo ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
Family Guy Straight Guy In Figure Skating Contest

We found the straight figure skater, right down to the shirt too
User avatar #110 to #103 - synthane (12/01/2015) [-]
Oh, dear. That is exactly the opposite of how I am.
#116 to #98 - smartythechicken (12/01/2015) [-]
you are definitely in touch with the fabolous
#100 to #98 - migueldecervantes (12/01/2015) [-]
So is it basically an art form in your view? Is it something you do for aesthetics? Or is it more of a sport?
User avatar #111 to #100 - synthane (12/01/2015) [-]
It is something that I have enjoyed since I was about 9. I have practiced on and off since then. I think of it as a pretty solid balance of art form and sport.

I greatly enjoy the way that I can continually advance and learn new techniques. It is not like some things where you hardly notice as you improve. You know when you've got a technique down. Plus at my level, mid-intermediate, you burn approximately 1200 calories per hour of skating due to a combination of the cold and the exercise itself. No way will you gain weight if you ice skate regularly.

As an art form I like how smooth it is. Once I have practiced a technique sufficiently I can just string it together with other moves I have learned and flow from one thing to the next. It is a really great feeling, honestly. There is a sort of calm on the ice that just catches me up. It is weird trying to describe it, but hopefully you get the idea of what I am saying.
#54 to #46 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
you make me cringe faggot
User avatar #102 to #46 - elcreepo ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
As a hockey player that ice was long messed up and nowhere near smooth/even enough to play a good game on.

Indoor rinks best rinks
User avatar #5 - iwillrulenorway (11/30/2015) [-]
chainsaw powered transport.

I never expected to Canadians to be the one leading technological evolution but here we are.
#8 to #5 - vladherzog (11/30/2015) [-]
Minnesota is in the USA
User avatar #9 to #8 - iwillrulenorway (11/30/2015) [-]
ah, you're right, didn't read the title, sorry bout' that.
User avatar #11 to #9 - roflstorm (11/30/2015) [-]
Do you still mean it though?
User avatar #12 to #11 - iwillrulenorway (11/30/2015) [-]
you know I'll always love you guys
User avatar #20 to #8 - corsairjoshua (11/30/2015) [-]
To be fair, we're basically Canadians.
User avatar #113 to #8 - Wrathofbikeman (12/01/2015) [-]
As a Minnesotan, I can honestly say that Minnesota is really just southern Canada
#3 - psychadelicace (11/30/2015) [-]
One slip and say goodbye to your face
User avatar #34 to #3 - canichaikait (12/01/2015) [-]
Say hello to two face?
User avatar #6 to #3 - mrwalkerfour (11/30/2015) [-]
most chainsaws have a safety button, if your finger comes off it it cuts power, so if he fell his hand would slip and it'd stop
#13 to #6 - xjester ONLINE (11/30/2015) [-]
and still scratch up his face pretty badly if he hits the chain
User avatar #15 to #13 - drpenguinz (11/30/2015) [-]
?
no?
ever saw a chain saw up close?
#16 to #15 - captanyonomus (11/30/2015) [-]
I mean, it's not going to be fun getting a face full of chain even if the power gets cut off, smacking the fleshy bits of your face on that will not go well.
User avatar #17 to #16 - drpenguinz (11/30/2015) [-]
"scratch up his face pretty badly"
ill scratch it up way worse falling on my keys i think
or...simply on gravel
i mean you have to hit that saw pretty awkward to actually get "scratched up pretty badly"
User avatar #18 to #17 - captanyonomus (11/30/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, you'd almost have to be trying to hit it while you're falling forwards, but nonetheless I think it'd prolly be as bad or worse than falling on gravel if you somehow were to **** up and trip onto it.
User avatar #19 to #18 - drpenguinz (11/30/2015) [-]
k gravel was a bit exaggerated...
#21 to #19 - anon (11/30/2015) [-]
Notice that he is shifting all of his weight in the back. The odds of him falling forward so long as he stays like that are pretty low compared to what would happen if the chain were to slip out of the ice.
#88 to #6 - billburr (12/01/2015) [-]
You think your finger would be off the trigger before you fell?
It's like a friend of mine who'd take off his hoodie if it got caught in a bandsaw
#23 - MisfitsFan (11/30/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
I wish Isaw that coming
#22 - anon (11/30/2015) [-]
MINNESOTA SWELL WITH PRIDE
User avatar #45 to #22 - duhusst (12/01/2015) [-]
And butter. SO MUCH BUTTER!
#36 - saltyfries (12/01/2015) [-]
Well, at least we beat Minnesota so far this season...
User avatar #41 to #36 - IamWhoIam (12/01/2015) [-]
But not the Bears lol
User avatar #44 to #41 - saltyfries (12/01/2015) [-]
i know, i know, in all honesty, we could've won that game, against Detroit at home, and against Denver, if our ******* coaching staff would just make adjustments, otherwise, yes, you and those 2 other teams won. Our coaching staff is screwing us over. They're so bullheaded, belligerent, and arrogant that they're the problem. It's pissing me off and the majority of packer backers here. The fact that we lost every streak/record this season is just heartbreaking.

I just saw a video on how last years game against Seattle in the NFC Title game could've been the beginning of the end for Thompson and McCarthy, like it was their 4th and 26 or The Catch 2. They might be right.
#67 to #44 - supercookieduster (12/01/2015) [-]
mfw chicagofag like we're gonna go anywhere this year. then again i hardly ever watch football these days
#106 to #36 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
What happened at Lambeau Field suggests otherwise.
User avatar #114 to #36 - thepizzadevourer (12/01/2015) [-]
At least you aren't a Giants fan
>losing to the Redskins
why this
User avatar #115 to #114 - saltyfries (12/01/2015) [-]
dude, we're on the edge of the worst collapse in Packer's history, this is about as bad as the 2014 Milwaukee Brewers season. We were 6-0 now 7-4, at the rate we're playing, we maybe out of the playoffs by the end of the season. At least the Giants STILL have a chance for the division title given how weak the East is right now.

It sucks so much because our coaches aren't doing a damn thing and are being so stubborn and arrogant right now.
#55 to #36 - sphincterface (12/01/2015) [-]
Well you don't have to be so..............salty
#58 to #55 - saltyfries (12/01/2015) [-]
i will end u
User avatar #39 - IamWhoIam (12/01/2015) [-]
I'm in Minnesota and can confirm, this is our primary mode of transit 8 months of the year.
#70 - Minnesota (12/01/2015) [-]
So this is why I have a dozen mentions.
#14 - theinternetwizard (11/30/2015) [-]
I have found my spirit animal
#42 to #14 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
**itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image** Meanwhile my spirit animal is
User avatar #71 to #42 - austinrocket (12/01/2015) [-]
Solo Bip Chip?
#72 to #71 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
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**itskennyandjosh rolled image** I'd rather have something like this but i guess i'm stuck with **** wood
User avatar #73 to #72 - austinrocket (12/01/2015) [-]
> **** wood
anal?
#74 to #73 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
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**itskennyandjosh rolled image** Oh i wish but its just a **** color
#76 to #74 - austinrocket (12/01/2015) [-]
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**austinrocket rolled image**and a **** game...
#78 to #76 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
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**itskennyandjosh rolled image** I've never seen it before
User avatar #79 to #78 - austinrocket (12/01/2015) [-]
oh, you lose
#81 to #79 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
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**itskennyandjosh rolled image** Dammit, at least i haven't rolled a fallout thing
#82 to #81 - austinrocket (12/01/2015) [-]
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**austinrocket rolled image**yet.
User avatar #83 to #82 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
Only time will tell As i said that the roll limit was reached for me
#84 to #83 - austinrocket (12/01/2015) [-]
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**austinrocket rolled image**Curse you admin and your roll limits!
Anyways, I have to get back to writing a paper nice meeting you
#85 to #84 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
Nice meeting you too, here's a kitty :3
User avatar #80 to #79 - austinrocket (12/01/2015) [-]
apologies for the pony roll
User avatar #77 to #76 - austinrocket (12/01/2015) [-]
except not, I really enjoyed that game
#27 - batmanuel (11/30/2015) [-]
HFW
User avatar #10 - alos (11/30/2015) [-]
Whenever I'm not thirsty enough for a full-sized soda I drink a Minnesota.
#101 - elcreepo ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
If it works it ain't dumb. surprised this didn't happen in michigan sooner
#50 - lollypopalopicus (12/01/2015) [-]
I hope he doesn't die from this, because that is ******* awesome.
#26 - sirquidam ONLINE (11/30/2015) [-]
GIF
Yep, that's Minnesota.
User avatar #25 - themurrey (11/30/2015) [-]
As a clumsy person:
What an absolute madman.
#37 - phenex (12/01/2015) [-]
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**phenex rolled image**As a Minnesotan, I can confirm that we do this.
#107 - sedativechunk (12/01/2015) [-]
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**sedativechunk rolled image** hfw falling on the chainsaw
User avatar #112 to #107 - DeathclawRulez (12/01/2015) [-]
Atleast he'll look peaceful while getting his **** ******
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