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Meanwhile in Calgary, Alberta

Meanwhile in Calgary, Alberta. Subscribe to me and add me as a friend to see more funny content!. In rep Daniel liners (Q. Hey @kenshi what' s the [mint of the

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User avatar #4 - artexplain (07/31/2014) [-]
Alberta is mentioned, swell with ****** drivers and alcoholism
User avatar #12 to #4 - carnivoreapples (07/31/2014) [-]
there might be a correlation here...
#14 to #4 - halofiratwin (07/31/2014) [-]
As an Albertan I agree with you, and Calgary has a really bad homeless problem too, wish he'd do something about that.
#60 to #14 - fuckyouto ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
>>Gets down to -30 in the winder
>>Stays winter for 8 months of the 12 month of a year
>>Says there is a homeless problem
#76 to #60 - halofiratwin (08/04/2014) [-]
I guess I should explain, I work at a liquor store within very close proximity to a homeless shelter and its almost damn near impossible to do my job and make sure that the problematic drinkers stop drinking, its almost impossible to reason with them.
User avatar #19 to #4 - saltyfries (07/31/2014) [-]
no that's Wisconsin
User avatar #59 to #4 - Johnsfer (07/31/2014) [-]
>Saskatchewan mentioned
******* wait, that never happens.
#62 to #4 - fuckyouto ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Bitch, we are all so rich we all have cars. Have you ever driven in winter?
How the **** are we ****** drivers?!
Alcoholism... Yes the only Provence in Canada to drink... Retards never been to Ontario
User avatar #70 to #62 - artexplain (07/31/2014) [-]
I've driven in winter ever since I was 16, Alberta is filled with ****** ******* drivers. No signal lights, not going the speed limit, douchebags in giant trucks who wish they had a bigger dick. Our 3 biggest cities Red Deer, Edmonton, and Calgary have more liquor stores per capita than all of canada.
#73 to #70 - fuckyouto ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
"Alberta is filled with ****** ******* drivers. No signal lights, not going the speed limit, douchebags in giant trucks who wish they had a bigger dick" What the hell are you talking about?! Giant trucks. No signals, not going the speed limit This does not make you ****** drivers.
Where the **** are you getting any of your statistics ? Are you just talking out of your ass? Move the **** out then you little cunt.

Proving your driving statistics wrong.
www.statcan.gc.ca/pub/82-003-x/2008003/article/10648/c-g/5202435-eng.htm
Proving your alcohol statistics wrong.
www.cbc.ca/news/technology/alcohol-by-the-numbers-1.761975
User avatar #74 to #73 - artexplain (08/01/2014) [-]
****** driving does not equal lethal and liquor stores per capita was not part of your statistics. You're just an idiot.
#75 to #74 - fuckyouto ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
By your logic ****** drivers are everywhere then.
Oh, sorry please tell me where you are getting these stats about liquor stores you stupid **** .
#69 to #4 - epicactual (07/31/2014) [-]
South, all the ****** way down to Corpus Christi Texas. Drive for a few days, and tell me how it was
User avatar #5 to #4 - thingexplain (07/31/2014) [-]
That's my recollection of my time in Alberta. Good food though. And Dinosaur Park was top.
User avatar #71 to #5 - artexplain (07/31/2014) [-]
West Edmonton Mall is the best part of Alberta, Dinosaur park is a close second
#15 to #4 - anon (07/31/2014) [-]
SWELL WITH 32 DEGREE WEATHER. SHOOT ME BROTHER.
THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH FANS IN THE WHOLE COUNTRY.
#34 to #4 - trololololface (07/31/2014) [-]
- " ****** drivers"
- mfw you've probably never driven in Manitoba
#40 to #34 - kinginyellow (07/31/2014) [-]
You guys gotta your asses to Saskatchewan for 			******		 drivers, Jesus it's like turn signals and speed limits or ancient Greek Myths here.
You guys gotta your asses to Saskatchewan for ****** drivers, Jesus it's like turn signals and speed limits or ancient Greek Myths here.
User avatar #43 to #40 - kinginyellow (07/31/2014) [-]
*get, and *are not or. Man I gotta proofread.
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#13 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/31/2014) [-]
>limp dick
>not telling him to rise to challange
> ******* impeach this loser
#56 to #13 - dross (07/31/2014) [-]
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#8 - flyingvivo (07/31/2014) [-]
Coffe Run -  Rob Ford
Speaking of mayors in Canada, here's Rob Ford and Deadmau5 driving around in Deadmau5's Purrari.
Rob Ford ordered five ******* espressos in one cup because why not.
#17 to #8 - anon (07/31/2014) [-]
Is Rob Ford ****** high in this video? He seems high.
User avatar #28 to #8 - brokentrucker (07/31/2014) [-]
>Invests in a ferrari
>Not stick

I am actually insulted.
#63 to #28 - smokingman (07/31/2014) [-]
Are you serious?   
I'm the one insulted, here.
Are you serious?
I'm the one insulted, here.
User avatar #68 to #63 - brokentrucker (07/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, I realized after the fact that paddle shifters. Herp
User avatar #11 to #8 - niggastolemyname (07/31/2014) [-]
That paintjob actually isn't half bad
User avatar #32 to #11 - fuckingdumbass (07/31/2014) [-]
Its full bad
User avatar #66 to #32 - ruukes (07/31/2014) [-]
It's just a wrap and he even said in the video that Nyancat is the epitome of annoying on the Internet. It's just a joke.
#27 to #11 - anon (07/31/2014) [-]
You 100% certain there?
#61 to #8 - thempc ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Rob Ford is like a cartoon character with the **** that he pulls
User avatar #9 to #8 - thasuperpimp (07/31/2014) [-]
While I like deadmau5's music, holy **** that car is cancerous.
User avatar #10 to #9 - Whetstone ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
In the video he states that he asked people what designs he should put on the car and put a few designs but put that one as a joke but people wanted him to get that one. He admits that he thinks nyan cat is stupid.
User avatar #39 to #9 - kwizzy (07/31/2014) [-]
He did it to prove how much he doesn't give a **** . Also, it's just a wrap.
User avatar #29 to #9 - magicalsteve (07/31/2014) [-]
Ok seriously, is it pronounced "deadmouse" or "dead-ma-5"?
#37 to #29 - cuntry (07/31/2014) [-]
Well, he is Canadian, so it is pronounced:

"Dead-Moose"

Hope this helps.
User avatar #36 to #29 - soldiertwo (07/31/2014) [-]
Deadmau5.
User avatar #38 to #36 - magicalsteve (07/31/2014) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #50 to #29 - internetscaresme ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
It's seriously pronounced Dead Mouse
I dunno what soldiertwo is on.
User avatar #51 to #50 - magicalsteve (07/31/2014) [-]
I assumed it was a sarcastic response, my thank you was sarcastic too
User avatar #52 to #51 - internetscaresme ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Aah.
You can't really convey sarcasm in text without being painfully obvious.
User avatar #3 - talosknight (07/31/2014) [-]
As an Albertan, I can assure you his Twitter persona is different from who he is for real.
#6 to #3 - anon (07/31/2014) [-]
Better or worse?
User avatar #7 to #6 - talosknight (07/31/2014) [-]
Worse. He's kind of an ass and notorious for spending taxpayer money on things that shouldn't be taxpayer money. Like $1.3Mil on basically a written and inaccurate version of Al GOre's Inconvenient Truth.
#30 to #3 - godkingkoot (07/31/2014) [-]
who wouldve thought that someone acts differently on the internet than who they really are in real life.
who wouldve thought that someone acts differently on the internet than who they really are in real life.
User avatar #1 - ffmushroom ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Hey, home city is on FunnyJunk!
#2 to #1 - hudge (07/31/2014) [-]
Did you bring Nenshi?
Did you bring Nenshi?
#16 to #2 - newprinny (07/31/2014) [-]
He is Nenshi, dood.
He is Nenshi, dood.
#47 - philidelphia (07/31/2014) [-]
The mayor of Duluth MN has some good tweets too. Not that anybody cares.
#42 - anon (07/31/2014) [-]
Hey Calgary, wanna switch mayors with us?
#49 to #42 - charak (07/31/2014) [-]
Nah, Mayor of Toronto isn't all its cracked up to be
Nah, Mayor of Toronto isn't all its cracked up to be
#54 - ffmushroom ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Nenshi was a pretty awesome Mayor during the flood, but he does waste money on things like a Twizzler Bridge that costs $25 million

User avatar #58 to #54 - gragasvlad (07/31/2014) [-]
Why build a 25 million bridge, when you should be able to have imigrants build one for next to nothing?
#65 to #64 - anon (07/31/2014) [-]
FARTS

FARTS

FARTS

FARTS

FARTS
#67 to #54 - anon (07/31/2014) [-]
AND THEN FAT BEN CAME AND FARTED THE BRIDGE DOWN
User avatar #18 - saltyfries (07/31/2014) [-]
hey thatdamnllama, your canadian brothers have been mentioned, what do you have to say?
User avatar #20 to #18 - thatdamnllama (07/31/2014) [-]
not a lot, but i was in Calgary for a Flames-Oilers game in the 2013 shortened season.

Edmonton won 8-2.
User avatar #31 to #20 - SylverSlayer (07/31/2014) [-]
Aah, it feels good to live in the city of champions.
User avatar #21 to #20 - saltyfries (07/31/2014) [-]
that's just about the same score I pull on the Sabres last night with the Islanders
User avatar #22 to #21 - thatdamnllama (07/31/2014) [-]
Tavares? haha
User avatar #23 to #22 - saltyfries (07/31/2014) [-]
actually, again, one of my defensemen kicked the most ass
Tavares just got all the assists XD
Sabres kept getting cheap shots...
User avatar #24 to #23 - thatdamnllama (07/31/2014) [-]
i remember one time i was playing NHL 11, when the Bolts had Pavel Kubina, i was skating to hit someone on the other team, went flying into the boards and (this was in my season) Kubina was out for a while with a broken arm hahaha
User avatar #25 to #24 - saltyfries (07/31/2014) [-]
I played NHL 94 anniversary mode, it was hilarious, and I wanna do this before i return that game again.
The Best Broken Glass Moments In The NHL
User avatar #26 to #25 - thatdamnllama (07/31/2014) [-]
the slapshots are ridiculous fast on Anniversary mode. i broke glass on my friend's side of the ice from mine.
#46 - kingofswag (07/31/2014) [-]
Naheed nenshi. what kind of name is that. zero indication of cool. swag lvl is non existent. as u kno Iam the king of it and its clearly obvious that he has none. typical swaggot. i bet those hipster glasses are fake gucci.
User avatar #55 to #46 - xenoquack (07/31/2014) [-]
Are you even trying?
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#35 - stevencolbert ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
I've always maintained that Nenshi is crazy. If you don't believe me, just look at his eyes when he speaks in public
User avatar #33 - themassivefail (07/31/2014) [-]
>Calgary mentioned.
>Swell with... indifference.
>I just live here man, I ain't from here.
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