Meanwhile, down my street. Source: Imgur. m/ iii KNOW mimi III ll SHINY. The shopping carts in my neighborhood aren't random, they belong to a hobo who looks like he's 2 seconds away from violating my booty hole. Meanwhile down my street Source: Imgur m/ iii KNOW mimi III ll SHINY The shopping carts in neighborhood aren't random they belong to a hobo who looks like he's 2 seconds away from violating booty hole
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - toastableduckling
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The shopping carts in my neighborhood aren't random, they belong to a hobo who looks like he's 2 seconds away from violating my booty hole.
User avatar #16 to #2 - optimussum
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That was funnier than I expected
#39 to #2 - iviking
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User avatar #4 to #2 - danster
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A damn fine booty, if I may add.
#5 to #4 - toastableduckling
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User avatar #10 to #5 - heartlessrobot
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I require pictures.
#11 to #10 - toastableduckling
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User avatar #12 to #11 - heartlessrobot
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I meant of your booty but whatever.
#6 to #2 - excitedllama
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bolby hole
#8 - respectyourmom
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Thats a pretty good fackin shoppin cart boys
User avatar #49 to #8 - twofreegerbils
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ah ****, time to go watch trailer park boys til 4 in the morning
User avatar #53 to #49 - respectyourmom
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j roc baby jea brapp brapp jea nomsayyin
User avatar #27 to #8 - hitlersgayabortion
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what's this guy from? i see him everywhere. he looks like elton john with downs syndrome. please don't kill me for not knowing
#34 to #27 - improbablyyourdad
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User avatar #52 to #34 - respectyourmom
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I got a grey kitty, white one,
and a tabby too/
And a big orange guy
who put snakes in my shoes/
Mad MC skills, leave ya struck,
and I roll with ma kitties,
and I'am hard as ****/
I am down with Plato and Socrates/
And I like to get busy with all the ladies.
Grunt, grunt/
sumthin,' sumthin,' sumthin,'/
Grunt/
Up in ma shed, up in ma shed...
User avatar #30 to #27 - respectyourmom
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Its Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys.
#13 - rshanebarnes
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User avatar #31 to #13 - qwarthos
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man who would've guessed wheels would do that
User avatar #46 to #31 - commontroll
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Actually, shopping carts have a lot of resistance when they're in huge stacks like that. If you ever try pushing more than ten at once, the wheels don't roll enough to make up for the weight.
User avatar #47 to #46 - qwarthos
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I have pushed far more than ten at once, and the truck is driving up a slope, thus gravity and the force of the truck moving forward with nothing resisting the carts from rolling backwards they should have known this would happen.
User avatar #48 to #47 - commontroll
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I'm not saying you can't, me and my buddies at the grocery store I worked at would push stacks of fifty. I'm just saying that when there's a ton of them, there's a lot of resistance is all. However, the driver was being an idiot and leaving before they gave the signal.
#29 to #13 - zenet
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Glorious
#22 to #13 - ozsh
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That red guy fabulously shocked
User avatar #18 to #13 - sabotagesam
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i love how the guy just squats down, accepting the fact that they have to repack the whole thing with calamity
#7 - vanillabeartwo
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#21 - manbearpiglet
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Well, actually....(pretentious time)....the first design of modern shopping carts was introduced on June 4, 1937. the more you know

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shopping_cart

because i have time to research shopping carts

god, I need friends
User avatar #23 to #21 - BigBallSack
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I'll be your friend.
User avatar #42 to #23 - divinecreator
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what is that blue thing and what does it mean? i see ut everywhere but ive never seen an explanation/definition
#43 to #42 - palindromia
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mouse over it.
User avatar #44 to #43 - divinecreator
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oh, thanks
User avatar #9 - MurphyUK
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Also letting you know you live in England. Every canal comes with a shopping trolley
User avatar #14 to #9 - ottoboys
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He can back the England thing up he said trolley!
#45 - kidsquicker
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And when a cart fails to do the trick, a Cricket payment center works in a pinch.
User avatar #19 - smokerocks
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I go into really nice suburban neighborhoods and leave shopping carts on the side of the road. Just because.
User avatar #24 to #19 - murrlogic
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>nice suburban neighborhoods

I live in a ********* part of town

Tell me what do you mean by nice? Prestine green lawns?
User avatar #25 to #24 - smokerocks
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the kind where uptight, wealthy, arrogant white people live. Perfect lawns, perfect fences, freaking out about property values, etc.

A shopping cart at the side of a road by someones house makes them lose their ****. Personally watched it a couple times.
User avatar #26 to #25 - murrlogic
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Jesus that sounds like 50's america.
User avatar #55 to #26 - smokerocks
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its kind of sickening. Used to do landscaping and snow shoveling around there. People are too lazy to do it themselves so they'd pay ridiculously well for me to do it.
User avatar #56 to #55 - murrlogic
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And the wives? What do they do?
User avatar #57 to #56 - smokerocks
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sadly none of them have tried to **** me while husband is out.

Some work, some are stay at homes. I didn't really care much to be any friendlier with them than i needed
User avatar #58 to #57 - murrlogic
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Yep. Definently sounds like 50's america
#37 to #19 - allhailshrek
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>neighbor's face when you leave a decapitated 6-year old inside a shopping cart by his/her house
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#41 to #40 - zombiearmadillo
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**zombiearmadillo rolled a random image posted in comment #107 at Drifting ** Lel leave a dead baby in the cart
**zombiearmadillo rolled a random image posted in comment #107 at Drifting ** Lel leave a dead baby in the cart
#20 - fuckoatmeal
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************* rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at 2spooky4admin ** mfw my neighborhood
************* rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at 2spooky4admin ** mfw my neighborhood
#17 - emomonster
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Newburgh doesn't have any shopping carts around. We can't afford them