Mcdisasters 29 : Death and the Windbag. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. This guy took me completely by surprise. I still don't know to thi
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Mcdisasters 29 : Death and the Windbag

Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. This guy took me completely by surprise. I still don't know to this day if he was a local or a drifter. Either way, the fight was ******* crazy. People stopped to watch during, and went right back to their foodering right after. People don't seem as interested in these stories as they once were. That and the 2 jobs, plus the blizard in Michigan, and me being in HVAC, will be contributing factors to fewer submissions. If this makes you sad, try bringing new people into see my content. More than one person has claimed I have a fan base. I don't believe it, but there you go. Prove me wrong. Enjoy the read, Funny Junk! and if you don't like the story, leave a comment and I will give you a thumb anyways!

PART 14 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4571052/McDisasters+14+Bus+month/

PART 15 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4572642/McDisasters+15+Drivethru+not+Walkup/

PART 16 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4574161/McDisasters+16+Oops+I+Crapped+My+Pants/

PART 17 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4577568/McDisasters+17+Stoner+Dreds/

PART 18 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4579456/McDisasters+18+Smokeys+Revenge/

PART 19 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4580816/McDisasters+19+Dinner+Rush+Mayhem/

PART 20 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4582475/McDisasters+20+Got+Lucky/

PART21 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4587381/McDisasters+21+The+Plot+Thickens/

PART 22 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4589594/McDisasters+22+Jesse+We+Need+To+Cook/

PART 23 www.funnyjunk.com/McDisasters+23+Brunette+Bombshell/funny-pictures/4875951/

PART 24 www.funnyjunk.com/McDisasters+24+The+Origin+of+Arnold/funny-pictures/4882438/

PART 25 www.funnyjunk.com/McDisasters+25+How+Many+Nuggets+At+Once/funny-pictures/4883722/

PART 26 www.funnyjunk.com/McDisasters+26+The+Love+Van/funny-pictures/4897413/

PART 27 www.funnyjunk.com/McDisasters+27+Fat+and+Furious/funny-pictures/4914518/

PART 28 www.funnyjunk.com/McDisasters+28+The+Marine+and+BB/funny-pictures/4932334/

evening shift
3: -2 manning the counter
full to bursting point with customers
skaip mix of burly truckers, teens, and a family er two
staking and handing out orders as fast as possible
trouble's boisterous truckers approach counter
recorder a ton of food, for here
recorder up in about 5 minutes
teen tables for them to sit at
reather move to the closed register and start to eat
skeep taking and filling orders, try to ignore assholes 2 feet away
s' happ durr such a small store next to the truck stop'
s' sumfin gregg ewno, 'swallow' not wanting to expand'
Pup walks what was once a man, i assume
akin like a shar pei, only looser
grey as pencil lead
shinken eyes, bald, not even eyebrows
3: -leeks like a stiff queef could knock him ever
webstarts talking, but i can' t hear his voice
Injuries to order food with little mere than a whisper
truckers drowning out deaths last wish
glance engage
steath tries again, get past the sandiwch and-
s' HARHARHAR, bet she' ll think twice about cuttin off semis!'
steath is visibly frustrated now
3: -a little red rising in his cheeks as he makes his rrd attempt at ordering
re-'] Iledile with Cheese, Large drink, 2 p-'
re-' Yah, she smacked the center wall and spun out pretty hardy
Inhibs louder than needed to be
steath looks the truckers right in the eye
Elite you mind? I' m trying to eider?
s' What' s that, buddy? speak up! can' t understand you!'
39] would like to place my order, and y-'
steath visibly snaps, like something broke inside his person
in like a flash enlight, and lands a blow to
truckers diaphram, accompanied by a knee to the groin area
3: -trucker stopped , reduced to cradling his
Instruct buddy raises his hand to strike at death
reamer battle ensues
steath ducking haymakers left and right, not letting ********** touch
him
3: -trucker crawling towards trash can, gasping for air
spells himself up halfway, and the can spills ever
Fraw sewage of burgers, soft drinks, fries, sauce packs,
ketchup, and salt covers trucker
3: -trucker adds to the mixture by blowing his entire meal out of his yak
trap
steath still geeking every punch truck buddy threas
3: -trucker writhing in pile of sick and trash combo
Instruct buddy draws back his left, and with his right
steath grabs his right, twists, and pulls
3: -hear an audible 'POP'
arm at elbow, and lets truck buddy go down
Instruct buddy jeweling in pain, cradling his right arm
recommits on trucker from intense pain
stands up, uprights can
Innis he gonna clean this **** up? really?
nope.
ressembles with his button and belt, to no avail
Inesita on the can, without taking pants down
himself something fierce
jstinch like a buring jongton in a Jersey hair dresser and Tai Food
dumpster
steath returns to the counter
splices food order, to go
skeet his stare as he places his order
was if daring me to call the cops on him
rel am in awe of this skeleton, this corpse ofa man
skive him a discounted price
she grins a deathless smile at me
Hells me he' s got cancer, lost a mountain during chemo
ffirst time he' s had appetite in months
t about to let 2 loudmouth assholes ruine it for him
Inbreeds ready, hand ever the bags
Instructors have snice vacated the premesis
steath offers a hand in cleaning the visceral filth from the floor
Indwell him not to werry, we can' t let him, thansk for the offer
Oneguy grabs a dirty tray and starts scooping up trash, puke, and ****
nuggets
3: -i can' t believe this ******* guy..
arab a broom and dust pan, some rags, go out and help him, leaving
the other counter guy alone
screwd seems to not care now that fight is ever, continues ordering
and entering
with death about how truckers treat other customers like ****
stalk about some of the past happenings, reference the fat kid ********
and puking in a canine the floor
ddamn, sirbrentcoe, i thought i had to put up with a lot of **** . that' s
****** up'
realtek of disbelief creases my face
stude' s got stage 3 cancer, and he' s feeling bad
refer me
Indwell him any time he' s gotta get a burger fix, ask for me
3: -never see him again
snot sure if he died er not
3: -never judge a book by its Xever.
I IBF
For moat"
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User avatar #7 - sirbrentcoe (01/15/2014) [+] (7 replies)
sorry i can't thumb your comments up everyone. i usually do, but i don't have voting rights for some reason.
#10 - derpyhuubes **User deleted account** (01/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
He is back!
He is back!
#29 - anon (01/16/2014) [+] (11 replies)
This story is obviously made up:
- Everything is described with too great detail, people who witness can't remember soo much ****
-conversation and even the whole story is cliche
-Fight is a joke, like scene from Schwarzenegger movie
-After such an epic battle death is describing his life to a damn clerk, even though he assaulted a guy
Stupid moral of the story "never judge a book by its cover" how about go **** yourself
#31 to #29 - keeganwill (01/16/2014) [-]
You must be super fun at parties, bro.
You must be super fun at parties, bro.
#4 - lucariopwnz (01/15/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #11 - cptmongtard (01/15/2014) [+] (14 replies)
**** off. This is such an obvious ******* lie its unrealy
User avatar #20 to #15 - myrtille (01/16/2014) [-]
they don't have to be real stories to be good stories. it's still entertaining to think it might be real.
#23 - schmuxy (01/16/2014) [-]
Good to see you again.
Good to see you again.
#25 - diabolicgnome (01/16/2014) [-]
speaking of death

also welcome back
we missed you
#3 - ompalomper (01/15/2014) [-]
these make even the worse of bad days good
User avatar #34 - mexicandudeinsd (01/16/2014) [+] (20 replies)
kneeing groin.....you just dont do that
User avatar #43 to #34 - nyangiraffe (01/16/2014) [-]
***** was dealing with cancer, No rules at that point.
#62 - skydiving (01/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I missed these so much. Good to see you again.
I missed these so much. Good to see you again.
#128 - vonspyder (01/16/2014) [-]
We missed you sirbrentcoe!
We missed you sirbrentcoe!
#66 - hudge (01/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Never, ever piss of an old person.   
   
You wouldn't think it, but some of them can 						****					. You. Up.
Never, ever piss of an old person.

You wouldn't think it, but some of them can **** . You. Up.
#22 - therollingstones (01/16/2014) [-]
Welcome back, and grats on frontpage   
   
mfw sirbrentcoe returns
Welcome back, and grats on frontpage

mfw sirbrentcoe returns
#132 - cyberneticghost (01/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#117 - keybladewarrior (01/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Good to see you back. I was missing some fat people doing crazy 						****					 at McBurgerHuts.
Good to see you back. I was missing some fat people doing crazy **** at McBurgerHuts.
User avatar #89 - skorve (01/16/2014) [-]
"Boisterous truckers drowning out death's last wish"

That's literally the hardest this site has ever made me laugh. Damn well done, sir.
#71 - krispybananaz ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
that was amazing, welcome back you glorious bastard
that was amazing, welcome back you glorious bastard
#13 - fistofpain (01/15/2014) [-]
I have missed this kind of content, Sirbrentcoe you are my hero! These always make my day!
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