Mcdisasters 29 : Death and the Windbag. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. This guy took me completely by surprise. I still don't know to thi OC mcdisasters Sirbrentcoe
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Mcdisasters 29 : Death and the Windbag. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. This guy took me completely by surprise. I still don't know to thi

Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. This guy took me completely by surprise. I still don't know to this day if he was a local or a drifter. Either way, the fight was ******* crazy. People stopped to watch during, and went right back to their foodering right after. People don't seem as interested in these stories as they once were. That and the 2 jobs, plus the blizard in Michigan, and me being in HVAC, will be contributing factors to fewer submissions. If this makes you sad, try bringing new people into see my content. More than one person has claimed I have a fan base. I don't believe it, but there you go. Prove me wrong. Enjoy the read, Funny Junk! and if you don't like the story, leave a comment and I will give you a thumb anyways!

PART 14 /funny_pictures/4571052/McDisasters+14+Bus+month/

PART 15 /funny_pictures/4572642/McDisasters+15+Drivethru+not+Walkup/

PART 16 /funny_pictures/4574161/McDisasters+16+Oops+I+Crapped+My+Pants/

PART 17 /funny_pictures/4577568/McDisasters+17+Stoner+Dreds/

PART 18 /funny_pictures/4579456/McDisasters+18+Smokeys+Revenge/

PART 19 /funny_pictures/4580816/McDisasters+19+Dinner+Rush+Mayhem/

PART 20 /funny_pictures/4582475/McDisasters+20+Got+Lucky/

PART21 /funny_pictures/4587381/McDisasters+21+The+Plot+Thickens/

PART 22 /funny_pictures/4589594/McDisasters+22+Jesse+We+Need+To+Cook/

PART 23 /McDisasters+23+Brunette+Bombshell/funny-pictures/4875951/

PART 24 /McDisasters+24+The+Origin+of+Arnold/funny-pictures/4882438/

PART 25 /McDisasters+25+How+Many+Nuggets+At+Once/funny-pictures/4883722/

PART 26 /McDisasters+26+The+Love+Van/funny-pictures/4897413/

PART 27 /McDisasters+27+Fat+and+Furious/funny-pictures/4914518/

PART 28 /McDisasters+28+The+Marine+and+BB/funny-pictures/4932334/

evening shift
3: -2 manning the counter
full to bursting point with customers
skaip mix of burly truckers, teens, and a family er two
staking and handing out orders as fast as possible
trouble's boisterous truckers approach counter
recorder a ton of food, for here
recorder up in about 5 minutes
teen tables for them to sit at
reather move to the closed register and start to eat
skeep taking and filling orders, try to ignore assholes 2 feet away
s' happ durr such a small store next to the truck stop'
s' sumfin gregg ewno, 'swallow' not wanting to expand'
Pup walks what was once a man, i assume
akin like a shar pei, only looser
grey as pencil lead
shinken eyes, bald, not even eyebrows
3: -leeks like a stiff queef could knock him ever
webstarts talking, but i can' t hear his voice
Injuries to order food with little mere than a whisper
truckers drowning out deaths last wish
glance engage
steath tries again, get past the sandiwch and-
s' HARHARHAR, bet she' ll think twice about cuttin off semis!'
steath is visibly frustrated now
3: -a little red rising in his cheeks as he makes his rrd attempt at ordering
re-'] Iledile with Cheese, Large drink, 2 p-'
re-' Yah, she smacked the center wall and spun out pretty hardy
Inhibs louder than needed to be
steath looks the truckers right in the eye
Elite you mind? I' m trying to eider?
s' What' s that, buddy? speak up! can' t understand you!'
39] would like to place my order, and y-'
steath visibly snaps, like something broke inside his person
in like a flash enlight, and lands a blow to
truckers diaphram, accompanied by a knee to the groin area
3: -trucker stopped , reduced to cradling his
Instruct buddy raises his hand to strike at death
reamer battle ensues
steath ducking haymakers left and right, not letting sfuckbuddy touch
him
3: -trucker crawling towards trash can, gasping for air
spells himself up halfway, and the can spills ever
Fraw sewage of burgers, soft drinks, fries, sauce packs,
ketchup, and salt covers trucker
3: -trucker adds to the mixture by blowing his entire meal out of his yak
trap
steath still geeking every punch truck buddy threas
3: -trucker writhing in pile of sick and trash combo
Instruct buddy draws back his left, and with his right
steath grabs his right, twists, and pulls
3: -hear an audible 'POP'
arm at elbow, and lets truck buddy go down
Instruct buddy jeweling in pain, cradling his right arm
recommits on trucker from intense pain
stands up, uprights can
Innis he gonna clean this shit up? really?
nope.
ressembles with his button and belt, to no avail
Inesita on the can, without taking pants down
himself something fierce
jstinch like a buring jongton in a Jersey hair dresser and Tai Food
dumpster
steath returns to the counter
splices food order, to go
skeet his stare as he places his order
was if daring me to call the cops on him
rel am in awe of this skeleton, this corpse ofa man
skive him a discounted price
she grins a deathless smile at me
Hells me he' s got cancer, lost a mountain during chemo
ffirst time he' s had appetite in months
t about to let 2 loudmouth assholes ruine it for him
Inbreeds ready, hand ever the bags
Instructors have snice vacated the premesis
steath offers a hand in cleaning the visceral filth from the floor
Indwell him not to werry, we can' t let him, thansk for the offer
Oneguy grabs a dirty tray and starts scooping up trash, puke, and shit
nuggets
3: -i can' t believe this fucking guy..
arab a broom and dust pan, some rags, go out and help him, leaving
the other counter guy alone
screwd seems to not care now that fight is ever, continues ordering
and entering
with death about how truckers treat other customers like shit
stalk about some of the past happenings, reference the fat kid shitting
and puking in a canine the floor
ddamn, sirbrentcoe, i thought i had to put up with a lot of shit. that' s
fucked up'
realtek of disbelief creases my face
stude' s got stage 3 cancer, and he' s feeling bad
refer me
Indwell him any time he' s gotta get a burger fix, ask for me
3: -never see him again
snot sure if he died er not
3: -never judge a book by its Xever.
I IBF
For moat"
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #7 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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sorry i can't thumb your comments up everyone. i usually do, but i don't have voting rights for some reason.
User avatar #65 to #7 - hates
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I agree with the cupcake man, you probably lost your voting rights (at least temporarily) since you thumbed everyone up.
User avatar #140 to #65 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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that's odd, i believe every interaction deserves positive response.
User avatar #77 to #7 - twdeathnote
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Great story man. For the love of god, moar.
User avatar #58 to #7 - demcupcakes
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If you vote too much it doesn't let you thumb people its a bit of a dumb system but it prevents auto thumb bots and stuff.
User avatar #92 to #58 - revengeforfreeze
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I think they removed that.
#81 to #7 - itsdasp
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I'm pretty sure none of us care whether or not you can thumb; We're all just glad you're back and sharing your stories again.

Pic is for you. :3
#99 to #81 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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thanks everyone.
thanks everyone.
#10 - derpyhuubes **User deleted account**
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He is back!
He is back!
#73 to #10 - innocentillusions
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#29 - anon id: 1c7ba796
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This story is obviously made up:
- Everything is described with too great detail, people who witness can't remember soo much ****
-conversation and even the whole story is cliche
-Fight is a joke, like scene from Schwarzenegger movie
-After such an epic battle death is describing his life to a damn clerk, even though he assaulted a guy
Stupid moral of the story "never judge a book by its cover" how about go **** yourself
#50 to #29 - froggernaught
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#97 to #29 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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coming from someone who doesn't even have the balls to own his statement. if you were going for red thumbs, congrats.
#91 to #29 - phisko
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*****, never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
And if you don't watch Boardwalk Empire... **** you.
User avatar #95 to #29 - matrixone
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Anon's right. The rest are just a bunch of gullible morons. Kinda sad to look at.
#30 to #29 - lotrfan
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You must be fun at parties
You must be fun at parties
User avatar #32 to #30 - keeganwill
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Lol, I posted the same thing after reading, and when the refresh happened, bam, yours. Go figure. Thumb for you.
#33 to #32 - lotrfan
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#31 to #29 - keeganwill
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You must be super fun at parties, bro.
You must be super fun at parties, bro.
User avatar #67 to #31 - nativninja
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he doesn't get invited.
#4 - lucariopwnz
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User avatar #11 - cptmongtard
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**** off. This is such an obvious ******* lie its unrealy
User avatar #12 to #11 - cptmongtard
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*unreal
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#98 to #11 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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User avatar #15 to #14 - cptmongtard
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Shut the **** up. If you believe these then you are absolutely ******* retarded.
User avatar #20 to #15 - myrtille
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they don't have to be real stories to be good stories. it's still entertaining to think it might be real.
#54 to #15 - Visual
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I'm sorry you can't have fun.
#16 to #15 - fistofpain
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If you don't like the content, you don't have to read it. Wow, I know new concept for you!
User avatar #17 to #16 - cptmongtard
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If you don't like what I said, you don't need to resort to insults. New concept?
#18 to #17 - fistofpain
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Look at the both of us learning something new!
#60 to #17 - hillbillypowpow
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"**** off."
"No need to resort to insults"
User avatar #141 to #60 - cptmongtard
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>**** off
>Insult
User avatar #139 to #15 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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boy, you really like red thumbs, huh.
#23 - schmuxy
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Good to see you again.
Good to see you again.
#25 - diabolicgnome
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speaking of death

also welcome back
we missed you
#3 - ompalomper
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these make even the worse of bad days good
User avatar #34 - mexicandudeinsd
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kneeing groin.....you just dont do that
#36 to #34 - fightforreason
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you do if you want to hurt somebody.
User avatar #37 to #36 - mexicandudeinsd
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but i mean it isnt "fair" in a fight between guys
User avatar #87 to #37 - guu
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inb4 read other comments.
No fight is or ever was fair.
People show their true colors in war.
You think they fought fair in the WW's?
**** no.
Fights are never fought fair. They're fought to be won. At all costs.
User avatar #75 to #37 - HeartOfTheDL
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If a guy was holding a gun at an unarmed person is that a fair fight? Anything goes in the real world. Might as well take advantage of the body weaknesses. You don't want to be trading blows all day.
User avatar #90 to #75 - RandomAnonGuy
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It's an unspoken rule between all men, across all countries, throughout most of history, that hitting another man in the balls is a dishonorable thing to do. Even if you're unarmed or significantly weaker, hitting a man is underhanded. It's akin to talking yourself up to their face while someone comes up behind them and slits their throat.
Not to mention that if the person has a real intent to kill them, hitting them in the balls isn't smart. It's a better idea to punch them in the face, or if you have a martial arts background the base of the neck, since you'll have a chance of knocking them out. Hitting a guy in the balls when he has a gun will get you shot.
User avatar #76 to #75 - mexicandudeinsd
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so i hit them in the nuts before they hit me? im not very good
User avatar #78 to #76 - HeartOfTheDL
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Well unless you know the pressure points on the human body that not a huge amount of people do know, then yes. If they are going to harm you or anyone there is no time to be "fair" and draw out what could be resolved quickly. Life is not like the movies where you can take multiple hits and win not when there are multiple assailants.

Ultimately it is best not to get into a (non-sporting) fight but when you have to then go for the groin. Fighting is my last resort but I won't hesitate to groin them and fight dirty. Rather be the victor then the one on the ground.

If it is in sports then yes thats a dirty move. It's a different scenario. The intent is not to kill the other person.
User avatar #79 to #78 - mexicandudeinsd
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^^ thanks
User avatar #80 to #79 - HeartOfTheDL
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No problem. As the person said before. Best to try and run away. Groin is one of those things people forget to protect.

Also running away is not a pussy thing to do. You must get out of danger. Your life is worth more then trying to win a fight. For example, I know guys that do parkour/train in combat as well.

One night they were training along southbank (Melbourne) when a group of drunk guys just attacked. Both of them were on the ground. The manage to break free and despite being able to fight, they ran. You can't win a fist fight with a group. They attack all at once and if you can create an opening, take it and run. Call the police that are armed. Even then two policemen/woman can't fight a group by themselves.

Movies =/= real life
User avatar #49 to #37 - manofparody
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This wasn't a boxing match. This was a unregulated fight that could escalate to a fight for their lives. I took some self defense classes and the first thing they teach you is: This is not a boxing match. Anything goes.
User avatar #46 to #37 - nebuelaeus
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There is no such thing as a fair fight.
#38 to #37 - fightforreason
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It depends on the fight I guess. This was not a boxing match, it was a real fight, and in a real fight you do what you need to to win. Otherwise, it could be you coughing up your own shattered pelvis.
#39 to #38 - mexicandudeinsd
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i dont want to cough D:
#40 to #39 - fightforreason
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Then you should know that the best way to survive a fight is to go for either the eyes or the groin. Then, when they are down, lay down your pride and run when you have an opening.
User avatar #41 to #40 - mexicandudeinsd
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so in a fight i poke their eyes and kick them in the groin? what if they hit me back or block it?
#45 to #41 - fightforreason
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Then you should give up and let them wail on you.
But seriously, assuming you are being attacked, do whatever comes to your mind to get an opening and take it regardless of how they react. Balls, ears, eyes, hair, use their head to steer them. Your goal is to get away, if you do not get away, you get hurt. train as well, thats important, and i am not talking kung fu, i am talking about military combatives, or Krav Maga, I have been taught a mixture. but it was in a self defence class so it was more "get away" than "destroy them and mount their head on the nearest fence post"
User avatar #47 to #45 - mexicandudeinsd
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well what are some moves you have ? like basic moves?
#48 to #47 - fightforreason
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Hammerfists, elbow strikes, palm strikes meant to distract . (the only fist involved in my training was the hammerfist) and we trained on how to cycle the moves in a nonstop barrage of fury. this site has a lot of what I learned under resorces.
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User avatar #43 to #34 - nyangiraffe
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***** was dealing with cancer, No rules at that point.
User avatar #44 to #43 - mexicandudeinsd
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well i guess not:d
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