McDisasters 27: Fat and Furious. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Enthralled in a gentlemanly game of one-upsmanship about insulting each o
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McDisasters 27: Fat and Furious

Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Enthralled in a gentlemanly game of one-upsmanship about insulting each other, the Marine and I enraged a customer. Again. But this time, the bitch tried a full frontal assault on the grill. It did not end well for her. Just so you know, she didn't sustain any injuries, and neither did the boss man. Just freaked out and flailed a bit. Either way, not her fault. Enjoy the read, Funny Junk! and if you don't like the story, leave a comment and I will give you a thumb anyways!

PS, If you want me to remake the love van, just let me know. Most of you didn't see it. I don't care either way, but if you want me to, i'll re-do it for you.

PART 12 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4550919/McDisasters+12+AutoWash/

PART 13 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4552972/McDisasters+13+The+Birds+and+the+Antz/

PART 14 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4571052/McDisasters+14+Bus+month/

PART 15 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4572642/McDisasters+15+Drivethru+not+Walkup/

PART 16 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4574161/McDisasters+16+Oops+I+Crapped+My+Pants/

PART 17 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4577568/McDisasters+17+Stoner+Dreds/

PART 18 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4579456/McDisasters+18+Smokeys+Revenge/

PART 19 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4580816/McDisasters+19+Dinner+Rush+Mayhem/

PART 20 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4582475/McDisasters+20+Got+Lucky/

PART21 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4587381/McDisasters+21+The+Plot+Thickens/

PART 22 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4589594/McDisasters+22+Jesse+We+Need+To+Cook/

PART 23 www.funnyjunk.com/McDisasters+23+Brunette+Bombshell/funny-pictures/4875951/

PART 24 www.funnyjunk.com/McDisasters+24+The+Origin+of+Arnold/funny-pictures/4882438/

PART 25 www.funnyjunk.com/McDisasters+25+How+Many+Nuggets+At+Once/funny-pictures/4883722/

PART 26 www.funnyjunk.com/McDisasters+26+The+Love+Van/funny-pictures/4897413/

day as the cheeseburger orgy
comes in later
ttell him the story
yhe doesn' t believe a word of it
aask the Manager to pull up security footage I
pshaws the properest in the lobby
yher handicapping two dudes rigth in public
gets a look on his face
whats up man, do you know them?'
i know her. we used to fuck before iwent to
war'
to tell me how she broke up with
him mid tour
ahow it fucked him up in the head
ilm. lucas. org
gget into the whole break up talk
ttell him about kitty again, other skanks i'
nailed in my tenure
airings his mood up a little
yah, sirbrentcoe, maybe you should lose some
weight, and then all these girls wouldn' t dump
vou'
yah marine, maybe you should gain some
weight and go for the sympathy bone. then girls
will stick with you.'
pstart ripping on eachother for our body types
your a roided out military machine'
your a bag of mcnuggets and coagulated milk
shakes'
sshit goes on all shift
blobby starts to fill/ empty with dinner rush
dfat lard and buff ordering food
at counter
i' ll bet your triceps are harder than
supermans cock, you fucking roid monster!'
i bet ifi smacked you in the stomach, your ass
would still be jiggling tomorrow, !'
hear, assume we' re making fun of
them
tthe fat woman loses her shit,' yoo muff fuckaz,
how bibbidi feel iff i rahn backer ann fukkd yaas
chiss up?'
m grilling, marine‘ s on table, so he can see this
jewel of society.
ssays to me 'concerned whether or not we have
enough food to keep her at bay until the trank
darts kick in.'
sshe hears that too
plushs past the stammering counterpicked,
approaches the grill area
to lay her hands flat on the sandwich
catcher
phucker sits at about 145 degrees, keeps the food
hot while we bag it
appens her chew hole in rage, while her hands
are on the way down
ihands, meet sandwich warmer. Sandwich
warmer, hands
astards screaming and crying incoherently, every
other word is mofuggin
snaps into action, flips the switch on the
warming table
ait' s already too late, her hands are stuck to
something. 145' s not hot enough to melt skin.
pprobably ketchup and sticker glue
kapow.
com
boyfriend just standing there,
confused and hungry look in his eyes
comes trumpeting out of the office
what seems to be the !'
scrabs a large cup, fills it with cold water
spoors it slowly on the plump womans hands,
lifts them slowly off the heater
llooks like her skin melted to it because of
whatever was on there
schwester screams and falls on the ground/ my
managers feet
begins a tirade of
cursing while trying to extract his foot from a
living avalanche of human tissue
sboyfriend comes around counter and tries to
lift her
her out the door
breathing deep, looking at his foot
the one day i don' t wear my steel toes... what
the fuck happened?'
the situation, and how it devolved
tbells us we' re fucking idiots, and make sure we
keep it down from now on
scrabs a cup of ice, heads back to the office
and i burst out laughing
Gleason: pay attention to your lobby. if it' s
empty, they can hear you!
For mom
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#20 - logthumper (12/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Sirbrentcoe I love you in every homo/non-homo way you glorious bastard. We need more of this
#4 - silvertongueddevil (12/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
HAHA Beenmeaningtocleanthat.billymaise.kapow Fucking hilarious.
HAHA Beenmeaningtocleanthat.billymaise.kapow Fucking hilarious.
#14 - anonymous (12/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Greentexting on fj
You're ghey
User avatar #17 to #14 - sirbrentcoe (12/05/2013) [-]
k.
#19 - jntcoolman (12/05/2013) [-]
>Going through front page and beyond   
>Get to this   
>Mfw
>Going through front page and beyond
>Get to this
>Mfw
#29 - sloot (12/05/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Awesome story, but I don't get why you would make fun of someone for being muscular. Being strong takes hard work and dedication. Being fat takes laziness and no self respect
#33 to #29 - utasco (12/05/2013) [-]
it's a joke not a dick don't take it so hard
it's a joke not a dick don't take it so hard
User avatar #47 - madsolar (01/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Why does he grab a cup of ice at the end? I get that, that is a weird thing to wonder about. but dammit i must know
User avatar #48 to #47 - sirbrentcoe (01/24/2014) [-]
to ice his foot
User avatar #22 - marcusvega (12/05/2013) [-]
I always thumb you up, keep going man, your stories always crack me up!
User avatar #10 - demandsgayversion (12/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
No matter how many times I repeat "how jibbidu feel" out loud to myself, it never makes any more sense.
#2 - thebeerdude (12/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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I love it man, keep 'em coming. Please!
User avatar #15 to #2 - dellexe (12/05/2013) [-]
I clicked it and got the "Could not connect to server" page.

I don't have the "I don't know what I expected." picture, but I wish I did.
#39 - thesinful (12/05/2013) [-]
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#27 - bemmo (12/05/2013) [-]
I'm so happy that these are back
I'm so happy that these are back
#18 - sybo (12/05/2013) [-]
Awww yeee more mcdisasters! These are great.
User avatar #13 - taokami (12/05/2013) [-]
I'm gonna subscribe so that I don't miss a single one of your posts.
User avatar #11 - royalwerewolf (12/05/2013) [-]
You brighten up my night with these tales
User avatar #7 - Shitthatscrazy (12/05/2013) [-]
i lost it at the belly slap
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User avatar #5 - thedecodedgamer (12/05/2013) [-]
this is amazing.
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