Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. This one's been a while coming. Had to take a break, from getting banned every time I posted an image in a comment. This thrilling tale involves a rather attractive brunette. Me being the land walrus I am, I still went for it. Went better than expected, minus one wannabe pail ass thug. Enjoy the read, Funny Junk! and if you don't like the story, leave a comment and I will give you a thumb anyways!