McDisasters 23: Brunette Bombshell. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. This one's been a while coming. Had to take a break, from getting bann McDisasters 23: Brunette Bombshell Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D This one's been while coming Had to take break getting bann
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McDisasters 23: Brunette Bombshell. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. This one's been a while coming. Had to take a break, from getting bann

Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. This one's been a while coming. Had to take a break, from getting banned every time I posted an image in a comment. This thrilling tale involves a rather attractive brunette. Me being the land walrus I am, I still went for it. Went better than expected, minus one wannabe pail ass thug. Enjoy the read, Funny Junk! and if you don't like the story, leave a comment and I will give you a thumb anyways!


PART 9 /funny_pictures/4546427/McDisasters+9+Decreaser+Death+Cloud/

PART 10 /funny_pictures/4547440/McDisasters+10+The+Ragenadian+Urinal/

PART 11 /funny_pictures/4549438/McDisasters+11+Fellatio+Fun/

PART 12 /funny_pictures/4550919/McDisasters+12+AutoWash/

PART 13 /funny_pictures/4552972/McDisasters+13+The+Birds+and+the+Antz/

PART 14 /funny_pictures/4571052/McDisasters+14+Bus+month/

PART 15 /funny_pictures/4572642/McDisasters+15+Drivethru+not+Walkup/

PART 16 /funny_pictures/4574161/McDisasters+16+Oops+I+Crapped+My+Pants/

PART 17 /funny_pictures/4577568/McDisasters+17+Stoner+Dreds/

PART 18 /funny_pictures/4579456/McDisasters+18+Smokeys+Revenge/

PART 19 /funny_pictures/4580816/McDisasters+19+Dinner+Rush+Mayhem/

PART 20 /funny_pictures/4582475/McDisasters+20+Got+Lucky/

PART21 /funny_pictures/4587381/McDisasters+21+The+Plot+Thickens/

PART 22 /funny_pictures/4589594/McDisasters+22+Jesse+We+Need+To+Cook/

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#7 - mrblaze
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(11/08/2013) [-]
planet site if you'll be making these regularly again.
#161 to #7 - ruckallthefules
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#8 to #7 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(11/08/2013) [-]
not as frequently as before, just had a son, and working 2 jobs now. I don't have as much time on my hands, but I will try to get one or two up a week for you guys.
not as frequently as before, just had a son, and working 2 jobs now. I don't have as much time on my hands, but I will try to get one or two up a week for you guys.
#9 to #8 - mrblaze
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(11/08/2013) [-]
So long as you're making the effort, however life takes priority so worry about us sorry bunch last.
User avatar #10 to #8 - xtrmbragnrytz
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(11/08/2013) [-]
Just had a son, story says you were hittin on a 17 year old... WAT?
User avatar #11 to #10 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(11/08/2013) [-]
these are stories from when i worked at mcdonalds about 10 years ago
User avatar #12 to #11 - xtrmbragnrytz
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(11/08/2013) [-]
Right then, good to know, thanks
#13 to #12 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(11/08/2013) [-]
you got it buddy.
#62 to #13 - wisdomtooth
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(11/09/2013) [-]
With a manly ass beard like that, you can be as fat or skinny as you want. Ain't no 2.5, I'd bang you
User avatar #33 to #13 - tomahawkit **User deleted account**
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(11/08/2013) [-]
god dam your beard is manly
User avatar #44 to #33 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(11/08/2013) [-]
thanks, keeps my face warm. that's why I love it.
User avatar #53 to #13 - benstillerphaqqot
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(11/09/2013) [-]
That's you? You're not a 2.5, you're beautiful.
User avatar #57 to #53 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(11/09/2013) [-]
why thank you.
User avatar #47 to #13 - majormoron
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(11/09/2013) [-]
You look like such a cool guy to hang out with. Thank you for coming back. I love your stories.
User avatar #58 to #47 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(11/09/2013) [-]
much appreciated. thank you.
User avatar #98 to #13 - mrbuu
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(11/09/2013) [-]
i dont judge guys,but that is one hell of a beard. my family has a weird thing where we can't grow facial hair till like 25 (before that is a patchy 12 year old beard thing) but at 25 full own lumber jack. granted i don't know if girls fully like facial hair as much as men. i like yours seems groomed and not that epic meal time hobo bear.
User avatar #91 to #13 - zaxzwim
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(11/09/2013) [-]
YOU LOOK SO FAMILIAR!!!! but from where... and it's not from here it's somewhere else
User avatar #200 to #91 - burnitall
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(11/14/2013) [-]
He looks a bit like Oxhorn to me.
User avatar #81 to #13 - diruslupis
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(11/09/2013) [-]
Hey dude, just like to say wb, missed your fantastic tales and just wanna say that if the chick in this story turns out to be the wife you mentioned way back in the comments section of an early McDisaster then I will be so freaking happy. Keep up the great work m'man <3.
#36 - squidamon
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(11/08/2013) [-]
Drinks all around! The McDisasters are back!
Drinks all around! The McDisasters are back!
#4 - chewythewolftwo
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(11/08/2013) [-]
Goddamn I missed these
#43 - awyissss
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(11/08/2013) [-]
"hurr durr mofukka, shibbity bibbity buss a cap, skrillx chilldizzle cut a bitch"
#41 - thedecodedgamer
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User avatar #158 to #41 - cocoman
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(11/09/2013) [-]
our saviour
THECODEDGAMER
#14 - timmity
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(11/08/2013) [-]
I hope these don`t become popular again
User avatar #19 to #14 - goobyman
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(11/08/2013) [-]
sorry for thumbing you down, it's your opinion and i respect that, now i came back to reset the thumb count. sorry mate.
User avatar #20 to #19 - timmity
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(11/08/2013) [-]
its fine, have a green thumb
User avatar #21 to #20 - goobyman
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(11/08/2013) [-]
no thanks, i regard as opinion s neither positive or negative, opinions don't deserve any thumbs, negative or positive. If it can be discussed just fine and normal, i think no one deserves a thumb. there is no best opinion. (IMO, don't gimme thumbs)
User avatar #22 to #21 - timmity
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(11/08/2013) [-]
I WILL GIVE YOU AS MANY ******* THUMBS AS I ******* FEEL LIKE!
User avatar #23 to #22 - goobyman
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(11/08/2013) [-]
if that's what you want, then fine. Live your life your way, not the way people dictate it to you (if you want that)
have a nice weekend. (or not, whatever you want ;))
User avatar #24 to #23 - timmity
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(11/08/2013) [-]
******* THANK YOU!
User avatar #37 to #14 - mrkek
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(11/08/2013) [-]
I share your opinion. This one was good, but i dont like his layout. It confuses me too much.
#28 to #14 - pineapplepeople
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(11/08/2013) [-]
I don't mind the stories, I mind his fanbase.
User avatar #45 to #28 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(11/08/2013) [-]
...i have a fan base?
#97 to #45 - pineapplepeople
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(11/09/2013) [-]
Well, had. We'll see if they resurge.
User avatar #192 to #97 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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i'll be honest mate, it puts a smile on my face when so many people respond, whether negative or positive. it's interesting to see the mish-mash of what people have to say, hear what stands out most for them, what pisses them off, or why they like it. but a fan base... just an odd concept, considering they're just 80-line stories with poor grammar and almost no punctuation.
#194 to #192 - pineapplepeople
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(11/10/2013) [-]
Maybe you didn't see it like I did then. I saw people who loved your stories, but more than that they attacked anyone who didn't. I find them amusing myself, but I'd see comments like "you're trying to hard with the thing.com.exe ****" get thumbed into oblivion and flamed like crazy. Also, it did seem to give you an ego (I only say this based on the way you publically announced your departure and stated your reasons for doing so), but I don't know you well enough to properly make that judgement. Either way, I like your stories, I like your civility, and I definitely like your opinion on commenters. Keep the stories coming man, I look forward to em.
User avatar #196 to #194 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(11/11/2013) [-]
you got it buddy.
#64 to #14 - ulcis
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#15 to #14 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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i'm interested to see if they do, to be honest. I stopped for quite a while. If they don't, I'll move onto something else. either way, have a green thumb.
i'm interested to see if they do, to be honest. I stopped for quite a while. If they don't, I'll move onto something else. either way, have a green thumb.
User avatar #17 to #15 - Namezone
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(11/08/2013) [-]
i'd suggest leaving off the picture at the bottom next time...mods are a bit touchy as you probly know, i'd hate to see you leave from ban frustration.
User avatar #18 to #17 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(11/08/2013) [-]
believe it or not, this is one things the mods have never banned for me. i've been pretty pc about the pictures i chose, but if I want to do the girl justice, it's gonna be a little bit of an edgy picture. she was at least 10 times hotter than this chick, anyways. wish i still had a pic of her.
User avatar #101 to #18 - greenbracelet
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(11/09/2013) [-]
If you ever get a pic, you should re post the story with the pic.
#16 to #15 - timmity
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(11/08/2013) [-]
Thank you.. Have one of my all-time favourite backrounds and a thumb
User avatar #150 to #15 - fuzzysixx
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(11/09/2013) [-]
Such modest
Very forgiving
wow
much humble
#83 to #15 - AsianSeaFood
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(11/09/2013) [-]
I'm a huge fan.
#25 - anon id: e74e9e54
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(11/08/2013) [-]
femanon here..
does no one realize what a 36DD is?
that is a fat girls boobs.. not a bombshell...
36 is the strap size, your average girl is a 32. a girl who is a "large" 32 C will be a 30D.
because the cup is bigger the strap can be smaller...
just saying, this guy aint know ****
User avatar #155 to #25 - schurftinator
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as another femanon as well, if you ever took your time to look into how bra sizes work and get yourself a proper one, strap size has barely anything to do with being fat but the shape of your boobs and your body.
just saying, this girl aint know ****.
User avatar #167 to #25 - sarahm
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coming from not a femanon (still trying to figure out why you felt the need to state you are a femanon), the number on a bra size is measured in inches (36DD = 36 inches etc), so if 32 is average (which its not) then that's 32 inches, so i really don't think 4 inches added on to the entire circumference of your chest makes a ''skinny'' a 'fatty'' get your **** together femanon
User avatar #34 to #25 - monkee
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(11/08/2013) [-]
You're retarded. 36 is pretty average.
User avatar #29 to #25 - brigettasandra
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(11/08/2013) [-]
So?
User avatar #26 to #25 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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this guy aint know ****? yah, can't say I've ever spent a lot of time looking at bra sizes. Either way, whatever size they were, they were perfect for her body.
#27 to #25 - armlock
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As another femanon, you don't know what you're talking about. As someone who is a 5' 8," 140 lb 36 DD, I am not fat. That is not a "fat girls boobs." While heavy girls tend to have larger boobs, it's all about genetics and how much fat women naturally store there, and that varies from person to person. Get your facts straight. The 36 represents the circumference underneath the breasts, while the cup size is how large the breasts are themselves.
#60 to #27 - bigsaltyballs
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(11/09/2013) [-]
i need visual confirmation
#52 to #27 - nyanfatcat
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Today I learned about boobs in a way I never thought I would.
Today I learned about boobs in a way I never thought I would.
#170 to #27 - anon id: a62e3479
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(11/09/2013) [-]
Thank you for telling this bitch whats up, my wife has 38 H's and has an hour glass figure. She is not a husky girl by any means.
User avatar #100 to #27 - greenbracelet
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(11/09/2013) [-]
I dont think either of you are fat. But the girl in the story is a bit shorter than you. She might be barely chubby possibly, but that is in no way a bad thing.
#42 - rebuttal
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(11/08/2013) [-]
nick nack this posters back
nick nack this posters back
User avatar #55 - mellamoconsuelo
Reply +14 123456789123345869
(11/09/2013) [-]
Ass for day, legs for weeks, feet for months, toes for year, toe jam for decades
#51 - realreality
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(11/09/2013) [-]
Guess who's back ?? Shady's
Guess who's back ?? Shady's