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Maybe not that crazy...

Maybe not that crazy.... For the gravestones they should use saplings instead.. Borderline Genius Ideas Let' s make a driving range, but for skipping stones. m,

For the gravestones they should use saplings instead.

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User avatar #2 - randomserb (11/19/2013) [+] (26 replies)
Nobody would pay for it.
Too expensive to produce.
Just what.
Not bad.
Absolutely ridiculous.
What the **** .
Absolutely ridiculous.
Absolutely ridiculous.
Not awful, though the idea of roots eating up your coffin isn't very pleasant.
Too difficult to execute.
User avatar #23 to #2 - drachma ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
because I'm going to scroll up and down twenty times to see what your answers line up with.
User avatar #16 - snood (11/20/2013) [+] (24 replies)
yeah that tweet one is kind of rude, to say that you have more of a right to opinion cuz you were biologically born with more brainpower, i mean that's discrimination. otherwise a funny list, the microwave one is a good idea.
#21 - MrLewis (11/20/2013) [+] (20 replies)
that none of the above option on votes has to be the dumbest thing i've heard in a while.

The voting process is on a scheduled time line. If we need to select new candidates, fund new campaigns, and rewrite the basis of all the former candidates because the people cant make a decision, that could easily double the time that some one could stay in office (who we are trying to get rid of in the first place) or, even worse in my opinion, leave us with no one in that position allowing people like the ass hats in congress to do what ever the **** they feel like. It only sounds good on paper.
#223 - NIMDAEHTMAI (11/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>One Erection
#10 - selfrazedzealot (11/20/2013) [+] (10 replies)
rent skipping stones? because im gonna get hem back to you...t
User avatar #20 - allamericandude (11/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
2 problems I noticed:

1) While I'm all for free-market entrepreneurship, making a business out of stone skipping is a terrible idea. It completely misses the point of stone skipping. Finding a good rock is part of the game.

2) Planting trees all over a cemetery would make it hard to bury more people as the roots would get in the way.
#112 - spycheckingpyro (11/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
1: no real market. especially when you're selling a free product
2: they have them every now and then. check out the play Wicked. don't expect the idea to catch on since you know, movie producers tend to stick to what works as opposed to the new ideas that flop.
3: meh. i'd watch it. can't complain about this one. it might suck. it might be funny. who knows?
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5: and who'll pass such a bill to allow this? politicians who get their seat almost entirely by straight party voters?
6: gimmick bands usually suck and if they're one hit wonders at best
7: the average citizen wouldn't be average. each country would try to get their own into that slot to make their general public seem better
8: you obviously never stabbed the **** out of one of those ******* in a fit of rage.
9: cemeteries are dedicated to fulfilling their last wishes, and remembrance for those alive. if you want it. by all means. don't expect too many people to follow.
10: the creators of both would over price the **** out of it. because of reasons.
11: you can still see shadows cast on them. plus, why? the weather is one of the few things i care to watch the news for.
12: good luck getting former celebrities to admit any kind of failure...
13: search for porn parodies. any one really. they're terrible in both a porn aspect and from a fan aspect
14: you ARE aware that IQs are based off a bell curve. which means 100 is the absolute average. despite what people say about themselves... not everyone is in that 0.1% (145 or higher) that could get anything out of it.
15: seems inconvenient for everything else though. especially since I own a small two door sedan.
User avatar #180 - dewydonut (11/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The Twitter one would still only just let Lil' Wayne say ' ******
User avatar #188 to #180 - tarantallegra (11/20/2013) [-]
No, he'd become one of those knights who say Ni.
#64 - FatherPedobear (11/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You're father, a nature lover has just lost a long and hard battle with pancreatic cancer. You know one of his dreams was to start an orchard. So in honor of his memory, you plant a tree in one of the new orchard cemeteries.
One month later, the tree dies.
User avatar #24 - jaknik (11/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The movie one <Kind of> already happened. It was Flags of our Fathers and Letters from Iwo Jima. They were shot back to back and both depict the same battle from different sides. only thing is there was a month or two in between the releases.
#252 - payseht (11/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Glory to arstotzka
#166 - tmpr (11/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
found the tranny..
User avatar #168 to #166 - jellybob (11/20/2013) [-]
Are you sure?
User avatar #14 - aingoia (11/20/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure the IQ thing won't change anything; seeing as stupid people cnt tlk wth big wurds NEway
#212 - betesta (11/20/2013) [-]
Just watch ''The flag of our fathers'' and ''Letters to Iwo Jima'' those 2 movies were made together. one movie is from the american point of view, the other from the japanese.

#192 - bossguycumsplash ONLINE (11/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Morph suits you say?
Morph suits you say?
#91 - analbreach ONLINE (11/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
but I don't think anybody's gonna pay to throw rocks.
#29 - thoughtspot (11/20/2013) [-]
they already have the alcoholic drink pouches.
User avatar #1 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account** (11/19/2013) [-]
the gravestone one isn't a bad thought, but people use them because they last a very long time, and stay where they are supposed to. People also like to know where their relatives are buried to pay respects.
User avatar #272 - HarvietheDinkle (11/20/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Election idea is absolutely idiotic.

Some of the others are, too, but with the election one you're ******* the country over by making the election cycle another year and a half longer. What it currently is is already way too long.
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