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#2 - fezzo (12/29/2015) [-]
Still not as bad as people named "Mike Litoris" or "Dick Tickler"
#65 to #2 - galadvin (12/30/2015) [-]
i went to school with a girl named le-a
pronounced "Ladasha" true story

also orangejello

science ***** approves
#68 to #65 - wopwop (12/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, try again buddy.
User avatar #66 to #2 - yamiyo (12/30/2015) [-]
Cox Ucker
Ben Dover
Buster Cherry
etc.
#57 to #2 - thegrayfox (12/30/2015) [-]
Mike Hawk
#28 to #20 - killerofcows (12/30/2015) [-]
there is more than 6000 girls named Richard
User avatar #32 to #20 - ugoboom ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
What the **** , Richard? dot webm
#5 to #2 - hxhmaniac (12/30/2015) [-]
GIF
dont forget about "fezzo"
#27 to #5 - fezzo (12/30/2015) [-]
My parents also gave me this account name just to mess with me
#18 to #2 - senorfrog (12/30/2015) [-]
Richard Rider
#37 to #2 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
there was a girl at my High School whos name was


Sheeza Butt.

i guess her dad wanted a boy (Y)
User avatar #53 to #37 - cognosceteipsum (12/30/2015) [-]
Let me guess
Ghetto af
#8 to #2 - SuttBex (12/30/2015) [-]
Childish Gambino's real name is 'Don Glover'
User avatar #9 to #8 - mondominiman (12/30/2015) [-]
FIrst I ever heard of Don Glover was through his standup. Brother later told me that he's also a rapper going by that name
#26 to #8 - olafur (12/30/2015) [-]
It's Donald, tho.
#11 to #2 - infested ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
I grew up with a kid named Micheal Hunt

Were his parents trying to make middle school hell for him, or were they just that naive?
User avatar #39 to #11 - Tusura (12/30/2015) [-]
Same thing here except Michael was his middle name. Patrick was his first name.

Patrick Michael Hunt
Pat Mike Hunt.
#12 to #11 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
I don't get it
User avatar #19 to #12 - dankmemepepe (12/30/2015) [-]
Micheal Hunt.
Mike Hunt.
My cunt.
#40 to #19 - skebaba (12/30/2015) [-]
Except he'd either be called Michael Hunt or Mike. You don't use the last name when calling someone with a nickname.
#41 to #40 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
You do if it's funny.
#42 to #40 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
Thank you for your socially oblivious comment
#47 to #40 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
Kid at my school everyone calls Joe then his last name ALWAYS idk it just what you call him even to his face always both names....
User avatar #15 to #12 - zoobexplain (12/30/2015) [-]
Mike Hunt
#1 - samoaspider (12/29/2015) [-]
...but why be a dick towards your own family?
...but why be a dick towards your own family?
User avatar #10 to #1 - donbionicle (12/30/2015) [-]
gloryofsatan.offcoarse
User avatar #13 - knightynight ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Why not name her Maybelline.

Maybe it's may, maybe it's Maybelline.
#43 to #13 - unihornupmyass (12/30/2015) [-]
I love this stupid joke
#4 - thefriendlyanon (12/30/2015) [-]
I've heard of this before...
User avatar #6 - HobbsBear ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Make her middle name 'Ophelia'. She will have to be known as either Mayonaise Ophelia Lastname, or May O. Lastname
User avatar #7 to #6 - lmOldGreg (12/30/2015) [-]
"may I feel ya"
User avatar #23 - evilanakie (12/30/2015) [-]
my names anakie
but its often shortened to annie
i hate it
because my middle name is may
annie may
my mother was a ******* weeb
User avatar #44 to #23 - anotherponyaccount (12/30/2015) [-]
Wait, So do you still go by annie?
User avatar #45 to #44 - evilanakie (12/30/2015) [-]
no
User avatar #46 to #45 - anotherponyaccount (12/30/2015) [-]
I didnt figure you would
User avatar #64 to #23 - zerkerex (12/30/2015) [-]
But if people don't call you "anime" they will still call you "aniki" which is still a weeb name.

There is no escape

Maybe convince everyone to call you "anakin"
User avatar #67 to #64 - evilanakie (12/30/2015) [-]
most people **** up the pronounciation or spelling of anakie
analkey
analise
annaka
aniki
oniki
anki
anke
ainki
User avatar #50 to #23 - listerthepessimist (12/30/2015) [-]
I once heard a radio interview with someone with the unfortunate handle of Anna-Mae Mangan
#29 to #23 - sexyhimself (12/30/2015) [-]
GIF
You are literal trash.
User avatar #30 to #29 - evilanakie (12/30/2015) [-]
i know
User avatar #31 to #30 - sexyhimself (12/30/2015) [-]
Wait, your FJ name is literally your real name with "evil" in front?
User avatar #33 to #31 - evilanakie (12/30/2015) [-]
yes, it used to be anakie
then anakie1
and anakie13
but they all well... i went through a "im gonna be famous xd" phase when i was 12
...
and that was a bad idea
User avatar #34 to #33 - sexyhimself (12/30/2015) [-]
I see.




You can still be famous one day, don't give up on your dreams.
User avatar #35 to #34 - evilanakie (12/30/2015) [-]
i dont wanna be famous now
if im famous people i know IRLwill judge me
and my videos will be leaked online again
User avatar #36 to #35 - sexyhimself (12/30/2015) [-]
Dude, I'm gonna be famous and it's gonna be awesome cause people I know can judge me all they want but I'll still be famous.
#48 - thegreatergoo (12/30/2015) [-]
How about William Wacker? Willy? Yes, he will.
#52 to #48 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
Bill wacker

Nah;

Richard wacker
#62 to #48 - chokebee (12/30/2015) [-]
Call your son Wacka Wacka.
"I was somebody once, son. Now no one remembers Pac-man."
User avatar #14 - hurpfry (12/30/2015) [-]
Have fun when she's unemployed and unable to get a job
#16 to #14 - impureparadox (12/30/2015) [-]
I'm with you, my parents had the bright idea to name me John Smith. Good luck finding me. Wish me luck finding a job
User avatar #21 to #16 - lawxplain (12/30/2015) [-]
My store directors name is John Smith. He's told me that he used to not be able to write checks because everyone thought he was using a fake name and ID.
#59 - veryfahnyjokes (12/30/2015) [-]
The 			****		 is "supervillian"?
The **** is "supervillian"?
#60 to #59 - chokebee (12/30/2015) [-]
Rediculous.
#61 to #60 - veryfahnyjokes (12/30/2015) [-]
This proves how retraded people on tumblr are.
User avatar #38 - burpityhatburp (12/30/2015) [-]
in my town, theres a dude who sells real estate. unfortunate for him, his name is dick tinglof, and everyone in town scoffed at his sign so long that he recently had it changed to "tinglof realtors" always made me laugh
User avatar #25 - santamansan (12/30/2015) [-]
Then why is it blue?
User avatar #54 to #25 - nickelakon ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
You can tell by the fact that the triangle is going the other way that its from the other person
Its like your trying to be mad
and also on moet phones your bubble is white, the other persons bubble is blue
User avatar #55 to #54 - santamansan (12/30/2015) [-]
oh ok

didn't know
#24 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
mayonnaise a gender, it's like naming your daughter female and shorten it to fem
#17 - impureparadox (12/30/2015) [-]
This is almost smart but in schools they get your full name so the teachers would call out Mayonnaise Lastname.
User avatar #22 to #17 - quoterox (12/30/2015) [-]
Could just register under "May" for her whole life.

Cause they can't call her Mayonnaise if they dont know that's her full name.
User avatar #3 - gameshredder (12/30/2015) [-]
May is short for Mayor.
#63 - magicmatchsticks ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
I don't see the problem with dating a supervillain.
#58 - malifforas (12/30/2015) [-]
My mother had a patient who's name was Jack Stalk. So the parents of course made his middle name Bean.
User avatar #56 - mintea (12/30/2015) [-]
I want 2 daughters. Holly and Jen.
Short for Holocaust and Genocide, of course.
User avatar #51 - demandred (12/30/2015) [-]
In Norway, Amalie is a reasonably common girls name. In my town, however, there's a girl named Analie.
User avatar #49 - listerthepessimist (12/30/2015) [-]
May is a common short form of Mary, Margaret, and Mabel.
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