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User avatar #16 - krizz (12/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
that's because I usually wear shoes when i'm outside...
#15 - sauditwo (12/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
wow
anyone that complains a stepping on legos has never had his head ****** up by an industrial power drill
#31 - crostorm (12/04/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Anyone that complains about stepping on legos   
   
Never stepped on one of these.
Anyone that complains about stepping on legos

Never stepped on one of these.
#76 - pocketpotato (12/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Oh man, one time I drove my dog to a park with a dirt parking lot that had these all over and I didn't notice....Buster jumps out and the look of pain in his poor doggy eyes made me feel just terrible.
Oh man, one time I drove my dog to a park with a dirt parking lot that had these all over and I didn't notice....Buster jumps out and the look of pain in his poor doggy eyes made me feel just terrible.
User avatar #17 - herofive (12/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
How big are these ******* ?
User avatar #19 to #17 - friedgreenpomatoes (12/03/2013) [-]
About the size of a pea. Not big, but holy **** are they sharp.
#61 - dehfurk (12/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Hawaiian problems...
#14 - friedgreenpomatoes (12/03/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Ever been to Virginia Beach?
This **** is everywhere.
**** caltrops.
#119 - mattdoggy (12/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>be hanging out with few friends   
>decide to try and have some fun   
>we have been watching scary movies about werewolves and bigfoot all day   
>it's just before midnight so of course we decide to go bigfoot hunting   
>we all kind of split up because we are white and that's what we do   
>after a while it begins   
>a loud crash goes off and we all start making a B line for the house   
>i don't know why but one of my friends was running for the house behind me freaked me out even though he wasn't that big and i should have known what he was   
>while i'm running in a dead spring i lose one of my shoes when i rip through some briers keep on running   
>it was in my dead sprint that i hit a bed of these stickers and turned my foot into a pin cushion   
>i could have sworn, cried out, just said ouch, but no   
>i howled, like a demon raping a moose with a watermelon i howled    
>this made the three friends in front of me run away even faster all crying out   
>the amigo behind me was kind enough to grab me and start to drag me through the bushes and thorns   
>by the time we got within 50 yards of the tree line i look up to see it   
>my three friends charging at me with gardening weapons    
>they were like Valkyries coming to carry me home to the great feasting hall   
>when i got to the house i was covered in blood from thorns and only after recounting our stories did we realize how we all are retarded cowards   
>gif related, how it felt seeing my friends
>be hanging out with few friends
>decide to try and have some fun
>we have been watching scary movies about werewolves and bigfoot all day
>it's just before midnight so of course we decide to go bigfoot hunting
>we all kind of split up because we are white and that's what we do
>after a while it begins
>a loud crash goes off and we all start making a B line for the house
>i don't know why but one of my friends was running for the house behind me freaked me out even though he wasn't that big and i should have known what he was
>while i'm running in a dead spring i lose one of my shoes when i rip through some briers keep on running
>it was in my dead sprint that i hit a bed of these stickers and turned my foot into a pin cushion
>i could have sworn, cried out, just said ouch, but no
>i howled, like a demon raping a moose with a watermelon i howled
>this made the three friends in front of me run away even faster all crying out
>the amigo behind me was kind enough to grab me and start to drag me through the bushes and thorns
>by the time we got within 50 yards of the tree line i look up to see it
>my three friends charging at me with gardening weapons
>they were like Valkyries coming to carry me home to the great feasting hall
>when i got to the house i was covered in blood from thorns and only after recounting our stories did we realize how we all are retarded cowards
>gif related, how it felt seeing my friends
#159 - sybo (12/04/2013) [-]
You think you've got it bad, try stepping on a single one of these buggers, and people wonder why us aussie blokes wear thongs.
#150 - zombiepipboy (12/04/2013) [+] (6 replies)
They are called catheads in Australia. Pretty much have to go through the ritual of pulling them out every time i walk anywhere
#123 - thatguyyoumightno (12/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What, those spiky dudes at the bottom of the water temple?
#49 - mitosis (12/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
We call them Goat Heads in Colorado.

I cant tell you how many of these ******* I've found in my bike tires.
User avatar #22 - Shole (12/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Sea Legos
User avatar #45 to #22 - beamersmack **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
That is a sticker.
User avatar #109 - geofferypowers (12/04/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Let me explain. In Texas, we call these things "Stickers". Not like the fun ones the dentist gives you. They will stick to the bottom of your jeans and shoe laces. Stepping on one barefoot hurts like hell. feels almost like a thumbtack. Also, if the bottom of your pants are all stringy, good luck getting THOSE out.
#93 - aerosol (12/04/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Ever stepped on a buckeye?
#92 - asasqw ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
Mom?
#154 - coldbread (12/04/2013) [-]
Sweet jesus I stepped into a patch of these when I was younger.

I sat on the side of the road and cried until my mom came looking for me.
#139 - whyunofeellucky (12/04/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Bitch please.
I stepped on one of these cunts during my visit in Makarska, needless to say, I would rather go to Scotland or Norway next time I go to Europe.
#81 - eatchickendaily (12/04/2013) [+] (6 replies)
What are those things? I honestly don't know.
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