MAXIMUM 'GOT-EM'!!!
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#116
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totallytito [OP]ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-] 
Thank you for the front page, my good friends!
Still, I am grateful for these thumbs, and this colored text item that I never seem to use.
As the ancient hawaiians used to say;
"One must appreciate the gifts of loved ones, even if they may not suit you,
for gift-giving is also about the happiness of the giver, and not just the receiver".
May the hawaiian breeze blow away the troubles of your soul,
and may you wake up to a beautiful friday tomorrow.
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Still, I am grateful for these thumbs, and this colored text item that I never seem to use.
As the ancient hawaiians used to say;
"One must appreciate the gifts of loved ones, even if they may not suit you,
for gift-giving is also about the happiness of the giver, and not just the receiver".
May the hawaiian breeze blow away the troubles of your soul,
and may you wake up to a beautiful friday tomorrow.
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tehweave (08/20/2015) [-] "Candidate called Deez Nuts."
"Oh no."
The guy in the background made me lose it.
"Oh no."
The guy in the background made me lose it.
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jujuface (08/20/2015) [-] Pretty much how the presidential race is going:
Voters: We want someone different from the mainstream, with new ideas.
Candidates: Here are my solutions! Look how great and new they are!
Voters: Meh. Eh. Not really.
Trump: **** EVERYONE ELSE. I'M THE BEST ************ THERE IS, ALL YOUR PLANS SUCK. VOTE FOR ME AND I MIGHT DO SOMETHING. DEPENDS ON MY MOOD.
Voters: HOLY **** THAT'S EDGY. YES.
Candidates: Are you ******* kidding me?
then out of nowhere
DEEEEEZ NUTSSSSSS
Voters face when
Voters: We want someone different from the mainstream, with new ideas.
Candidates: Here are my solutions! Look how great and new they are!
Voters: Meh. Eh. Not really.
Trump: **** EVERYONE ELSE. I'M THE BEST ************ THERE IS, ALL YOUR PLANS SUCK. VOTE FOR ME AND I MIGHT DO SOMETHING. DEPENDS ON MY MOOD.
Voters: HOLY **** THAT'S EDGY. YES.
Candidates: Are you ******* kidding me?
then out of nowhere
DEEEEEZ NUTSSSSSS
Voters face when
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severepwner ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-] Obama: Here are my solutions! Look how great and new they are!
Literally any politician that has disappointed us: Here are my solutions! Look how great and new they are!
You can say any ******** you want, but people have learned a long time ago not to trust everything someone says. I don't know what makes you think everyone but Trump is telling the truth or plans to deliver.
Basically, politicians are OP, and OP never delivers.
Literally any politician that has disappointed us: Here are my solutions! Look how great and new they are!
You can say any ******** you want, but people have learned a long time ago not to trust everything someone says. I don't know what makes you think everyone but Trump is telling the truth or plans to deliver.
Basically, politicians are OP, and OP never delivers.
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jujuface (08/20/2015) [-]
Trump is telling the truth, and he plans to deliver on doing absolutely nothing different . The catch here is that he hasn't said much of jack **** except for criticizing literally ******** on other candidates' plans. He's said that he's legally bribed politicians, and that he plans to play the game just like everyone else has, because that's how you win. That's it. I don't even know the specifics of ANY plans he has. Nothing. It's just "vote for me, I'm honest about being a jackass" and sadly it's gotten to the point where that's enough for most people.
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robinwilliamson (08/21/2015) [-] If you think he's serious you aren't old enough to remember who Donald Trump is.
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jujuface (08/21/2015) [-]
Not sure where you're going with that. You think he's going to start making really great policy decisions once he gets into office? And he's not telling us about them now because he wants it to be a surprise?
I'm old enough to remember the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th time he filed for bankruptcy.
I'm old enough to remember the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th time he filed for bankruptcy.
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robinwilliamson (08/21/2015) [-] Where I'm going with it is that he's been making headlines since the 80's out of boredom. He had relationships with news anchors and literally had conversations about the news being slow on weekends so he told them to expect to see him on the news that weekend.
He does **** because his ego is so big he's the kind of guy that beats it to videos of himself beating it.
He does **** because his ego is so big he's the kind of guy that beats it to videos of himself beating it.
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jujuface (08/21/2015) [-]
Oh I knew that, I never implied that this is trump surprising everyone with his new attitude or anything. He's still the attention whore he's always been. The only difference is that this time it isn't hollywood, it's politics.
This man actually has a chance of becoming president of the United States just by being a pompous, edgy blowhard. And that is frightening.
This man actually has a chance of becoming president of the United States just by being a pompous, edgy blowhard. And that is frightening.
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robinwilliamson (08/21/2015) [-] The thing is that he wouldn't survive in a serious venue. He isn't prepared for actual challenges to his nonsense. Looking at the process of the election, there's several areas he wouldn't survive because polling is still during the beauty pageant contest part of the election.
Last debate was a Fox debate. It was a little toy doll contest. He didn't have any real questions or challenges. That won't work in the serious parts of the election.
Last debate was a Fox debate. It was a little toy doll contest. He didn't have any real questions or challenges. That won't work in the serious parts of the election.
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ninjabadger (08/20/2015) [-] >9% of North Carolina votes
Also that background guy was having none of it.
Also that background guy was having none of it.
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monkeysniper ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-] Get your facts straight! At least 80% of us are redneck, drug addiction probably closer to 60%.
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binuclear (08/21/2015) [-] Thats actually not true at all
www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/08/19/presidential-candidate-deez-nuts-does-not-exist.html
www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/08/19/presidential-candidate-deez-nuts-does-not-exist.html
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selfdestructo ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-] thrall is my second favorite. Muradin is the third. All hail green jesus and the mountain king
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selfdestructo ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-] WORSHIPPING GARROSH IS HERESY. PLEASE PUT YOUR ARMS BEHIND YOUR BACK SO THE GOB SQUAD MAY ARREST YOU FOR TYRANNY AGAINST THE NEW WARCHEIF.
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obanesforever (08/20/2015) [-] Other politicians have pretty much disregarded the constitutution and it's rules, so why enforce this rule?
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letting 
(08/20/2015) [-] That guy in the background knew EXACTLY what that was and knew immediately they should not be covering it, Hahahaha.
#38
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theseustheminotaur (08/20/2015) [-]
I put all my faith in Deez Nuts. Where Deez Nuts goes, I will follow
#53
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gcloud ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-] are you serous? trump or Hillary? god ******* damnit. america is killing america
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kingderps (08/20/2015) [-]
I believe in what Deeze Nuts offer. Our economy has been flacid, but Deez nuttz can fill it with the flowing chowder of success.
