Matt Murdock and his sass
Oh. no! Sitt
the sarcasm is astounding
the sarcasm is astounding
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sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-] "Retinas! Seared like tuna steaks!"
That was actually from a different episode, that poor bastards eyes (and ears) have been through some **** .
That was actually from a different episode, that poor bastards eyes (and ears) have been through some **** .
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sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-] Yeah, I love when Archer and Lana discuss their hearing loss, like when he fires a gun right next to her ear and is like "sorry, I know how much that hurts," and when she refers him to her doctor.
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schneidend ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-] I know you posted this because of Sterling's seared retinas, but I can't stop thinking about Lana's shoulders and mulatto butt.
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sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-] "Mulatto Butt! Mulatto Butt! Black ass momma, white ass daddy."
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woodoo ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
Jokes on him when h realizes that, being blind, he failed to realize that the light-bulbs have burned out.
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leafonthewind (12/22/2015) [-] I'm sure that what with being daredevil and all he would notice when he turned a light on or off, he doesn't just stumble around like a glue huffing toddler.
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ilovehitler (12/21/2015) [-] Given the quality of his other senses, I'm pretty sure he'd know the lightbulbs have burned out.
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ilovehitler (12/21/2015) [-] He can sense electromagnetic waves, which light is included among, so he would know that the lightbulbs, after he flicked the switch, were not creating any light.
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mrpotatofudge (12/21/2015) [-] another question
how does he know they are mercs and how does he know they are wearing night vision goggle
how does he know they are mercs and how does he know they are wearing night vision goggle
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ilovehitler (12/21/2015) [-] Well, he can hear the beating of another person's heart. A normal person, or even a common thief, would have a slight increase in heartbeat upon breaking into another person's house, because there would be the fear that they get caught or hurt somehow. So that's eliminated.
More advanced thieves are eliminated because they would be quieter than mercs.
Mercs become the most likely choice, as it's unlikely many people would be able to figure out who he is. Mercs would be hired by those who do know, as he's pretty damn badass, and mercs are expendable. He's a lawyer, so it'd be pretty easy for him to make more and better deductions than I have.
Now, as for them wearing night vision, I'm guessing that can be chalked up to being in large due to his radar sense, which gives him a rough 3d-image type idea of what the world around him is. That would tell him that they're wearing some type of goggle. That combined with the lack of light makes it a pretty good guess that the goggles are night vision goggles.
More advanced thieves are eliminated because they would be quieter than mercs.
Mercs become the most likely choice, as it's unlikely many people would be able to figure out who he is. Mercs would be hired by those who do know, as he's pretty damn badass, and mercs are expendable. He's a lawyer, so it'd be pretty easy for him to make more and better deductions than I have.
Now, as for them wearing night vision, I'm guessing that can be chalked up to being in large due to his radar sense, which gives him a rough 3d-image type idea of what the world around him is. That would tell him that they're wearing some type of goggle. That combined with the lack of light makes it a pretty good guess that the goggles are night vision goggles.
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apurpleliger (12/22/2015) [-] At the very least he probably has enough sensitivity to temperature to be able to feel the heat from the lights
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civilizedwasteland (12/22/2015) [-] thatd be their immediate reaction but i think they would be pretty much blind for a couple seconds
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schneidend ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-] According to some operator bros, that's not what happens.
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harrykuntz (12/22/2015) [-] Depends on the googles, newer ones have flash protection, but older ones would have you seeing a thousand suns. Based on the art style, I'd say this is an older comic, though maybe not that old, so potentially plausible I suppose
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fresighto (12/22/2015) [-] Yea, most new ones autoshutter or have a cut out function. There's still a white out unless they're super fukken high speed and go clear, but most shutter instead, which usually is superior it's not a light switch but a flashbang and it going off then on as opposed to staying off, or staying on. Basically for flash you need vision restored asap, so length of flash is all the dead time you want, vs of it say, autoshuttered for one s, you would be waiting longer after the blow still impaired.
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digitalmasterx ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
i'm blind but not really....
gee, next time ill just create a character that doesnt have lungs but can breathe through her skin. wouldnt that be a ******* creative character...
gee, next time ill just create a character that doesnt have lungs but can breathe through her skin. wouldnt that be a ******* creative character...
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digitalmasterx ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
no, the weakness of a retard is having a brain, so basically a smart retard
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cptmongtard (12/22/2015) [-] Yep. Just came out, written by Mark Millar. Very good read
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traycepickering ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-] Yeah I think they did a good job of the Netflix series. Daredevil's ability allows him to have full 360 degree "sight." BTW, you should watch the Jessica Jones series on Netflix too, it's pretty good.
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schneidend ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-] Making a super power out of the one sense dies and the others get stronger maxim was actually a cool idea, though. It also makes him vulnerable to forms of sonic attack that normal people with his skillset wouldn't even be phased by, so it's not like he's been 200% improved because he went blind. It's a superpower, he's a superhero, and he has weaknesses related to his power. He's the Zatoichi, the blind samurai, only a lawyer.
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zzzanzitron (12/22/2015) [-] or maybe something super useful in anything other than battle
like nitrification or anaerobic respiration
like nitrification or anaerobic respiration
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anon (12/22/2015) [-]
People are downvoting you, but I get where you're comming from. Realistically looking, a superhero with an impairment that's actually an advantage is ******** at least. That's a kinda mary sue-ish thing to do. Blind man becoming amazing fighter, deaf man becoming a great musician, black man becoming a functioning member of society, and such.
inb4 - don't you think about making an example out of Beethoven, he learned to make music before he went deaf. By the time he did, he already had everything memorised and was so good, that his lack of hearing simply wasn't enough to impair his work.
inb4 - don't you think about making an example out of Beethoven, he learned to make music before he went deaf. By the time he did, he already had everything memorised and was so good, that his lack of hearing simply wasn't enough to impair his work.
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schneidend ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-] Except, I've heard it argued that Beethoven's work actually improved by being deaf.
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donbionicle (12/22/2015) [-] Fine, that's subjective opinion on a centuries-dead composer. Nobody can fault either side for preferring one period of his work to another.
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thepizzadevourer (12/21/2015) [-] I'm assuming this guy is Daredevil? Don't know much about Marvel characters.
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optimuscrimetime (12/22/2015) [-]
In case you wanted to know more, this specific moment is from Daredevil #5 from Mark Waid and Chris Samnee's run. Haven't finished their whole run myself but what I have read is pretty enjoyable and would recommend it.
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donbionicle (12/21/2015) [-] Yeah, it's Daredevil.
...come to think of it, I can't remember any non-Murdock Daredevils.
...come to think of it, I can't remember any non-Murdock Daredevils.
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rdangerdash ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-] If we don't mind getting a little obscure, this guy went by the name Daredevil in Earth X. Completely different powers and all that but still technically a Daredevil. Also, he was an actual Daredevil in a circus.
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rumpelstiltskinkun (12/22/2015) [-]
nobody cares about this kids comic book can you stop posting
this content it's really starting to get on my nerves LOL
this content it's really starting to get on my nerves LOL
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brothergrimm ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-] You're bringing shame to one of my favorite characters and i hope your testicles painfully expand until your sack ruptures.....
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gigabowzer ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
Guys, keep this comment at 0. Worthless troll is worthless.
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megusters (12/22/2015) [-] Taking a quick glance at the thumbnail I thought the finger was a dick.
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langweilig (12/21/2015) [-] pretty basic sarcasm but ok sure tumblr you special lil flower its astounding
