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Apparently if van masturbate twice a day, it will increase your life
span by is years
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Submitted: 10/17/2013
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User avatar #2 - Mr Ronok ONLINE (10/17/2013) [+] (7 replies)
8 years is 2922 days (counting 2 leap years)
2922 days is 70128 hours which is 4207680 minutes.
each ciggarette takes 7 minutes off you life so 4207680 divided by 7
601097 ciggarettes.
so masturbating twice a day would allow you to smoke 601 thousand ciggarettes without negative consequence.

yes this is a joke
#9 - darkjustifier (10/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I may be immortal but I'm still alone.
User avatar #1 - kidddraco (10/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Sicsin, just need to make sure you read this.
#14 to #1 - Sicsin (10/18/2013) [-]
I've been summoned for this?
#3 - silvertongueddevil (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#10 - TheNewDudeMann (10/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Good thing I google myself like 3 times a day.
User avatar #29 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (10/18/2013) [-]
I can confirm this I am 90 y/o virgin
#28 - anonymous (10/18/2013) [-]
Holy fuck will I be lonely, but holy hell how long I'll live.
User avatar #34 - markertemp (10/18/2013) [-]
I don't know about the numbers, but I do believe it was proven that jacking off strengthens your immune system.
#30 - chinesehandcuffs (10/18/2013) [-]
**chinesehandcuffs rolled a random image posted in comment #54 at Oh ** YOU ARE IMMORTAL!!!!!
User avatar #21 - Leopard (10/18/2013) [-]
Source?
User avatar #6 - goodcheese (10/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
it's probably that people who masterbate tend to live longer due to some third variable. i doubt actually masterbating more would cause you to live longer.
#4 - trystanvierra (10/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**trystanvierra rolled a random image posted in comment #46 at The world of gaming ** MFW I'm immortal.
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