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JOEE m "illicit'' I WES Ill’ FIRST. so I
BEER THE Mill STUCK Iloilo IN
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Submitted: 12/03/2013
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#2 - jackmanagan ONLINE (12/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
loopwholes
#9 - randomwanker (12/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
what if she bites it
#24 - draxdiesel (12/04/2013) [+] (34 replies)
i hate giving head to girls in the morning, especially the morning after sex. if you've ever opened a grilled cheese sandwich you'll understand why
#3 - vampiricmalice ONLINE (12/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#45 - estixthree (12/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
He should've given her the old lickaroo.
#1 - sinery (12/03/2013) [-]
Well technically...
#21 - ffinfinity (12/04/2013) [-]
his wife
#76 - AdamBaum (12/04/2013) [+] (9 replies)
When I was young I was horny. When I was horny, I tried sucking my dick. I attempted it one time with great effort and I licked and sucked my dick. I stopped because I realized how "no stop das gay" it was.    
   
Fast forward to senior year in highschool at my bestfriend's party. This girl I sort of liked made out with me and she led me to room by ourselves. She sucked my dick and she kissed me, tasted a little bit of my cock on her lips/tounge. Quickly remember that time I sucked my penor. She wants me to eat her out, I do. Her pussy lips tasted like my dick as well. I didn't stick my tounge in her pussy because I was a pussy.    
   
The taste was a little bit salty, but not totally sallty. It was like licking and sucking soft meat with no taste, other than a lil bit of salt.    
   
I imagine all healthy private parts taste the same, regardless of gender. I've hooked up with 8 girls but only 						******					 one, got my cock sucked by 2, fingered 3, and licked 1 pussy so I don't have much experience with my face on a pussy. But that's my hypothesis.
When I was young I was horny. When I was horny, I tried sucking my dick. I attempted it one time with great effort and I licked and sucked my dick. I stopped because I realized how "no stop das gay" it was.

Fast forward to senior year in highschool at my bestfriend's party. This girl I sort of liked made out with me and she led me to room by ourselves. She sucked my dick and she kissed me, tasted a little bit of my cock on her lips/tounge. Quickly remember that time I sucked my penor. She wants me to eat her out, I do. Her pussy lips tasted like my dick as well. I didn't stick my tounge in her pussy because I was a pussy.

The taste was a little bit salty, but not totally sallty. It was like licking and sucking soft meat with no taste, other than a lil bit of salt.

I imagine all healthy private parts taste the same, regardless of gender. I've hooked up with 8 girls but only ****** one, got my cock sucked by 2, fingered 3, and licked 1 pussy so I don't have much experience with my face on a pussy. But that's my hypothesis.
#89 to #76 - curtisbentley (12/04/2013) [-]
> fellatio'ing yourself   
   
"no stop das gay"
> fellatio'ing yourself

"no stop das gay"
#29 - kaboomz (12/04/2013) [-]
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#8 - beisenherg (12/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
<Her face when...
<Her face when...
#52 - damianblu (12/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#20 - mauerman ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
your wife's fw ?
#5 - acertainsomeone (12/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #122 - olias (12/04/2013) [-]
A cooch that has had all night to ferment would not be fun to eat out in the morning.
User avatar #102 - greenstrongworld (12/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Honestly I would rather give than receive.
#115 - turbosalami (12/04/2013) [-]
I thought it was going to be something like him sucking his own dick
#120 - markowuzhere (12/04/2013) [-]
Good new joke.
Good new meme. #leConfessionTiger
#119 - sloot (12/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I just got a text saying my Gf wants to try anal... It will be my first anal experience, wish me luck.
User avatar #127 to #119 - bloobs (12/04/2013) [-]
make sure she lubes the strap-on
#28 - mymiddleleg (12/04/2013) [-]
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