Master Bate will help. .. Not sure if this is for all girls but I can't orgasm too many times in a day otherwise I'll actually get stomach cramps, it sucks, the first time it happened fr
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User avatar #282 - dontkillme (01/10/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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if you want to get cancer then yeah, go for it. there's not enough cancer around this site anyways.
#4 - eshaythewolf (01/09/2014) [+] (39 replies)
Not sure if this is for all girls but I can't orgasm too many times in a day otherwise I'll actually get stomach cramps, it sucks, the first time it happened freaked me the hell out, I thought I'd seriously 						******					 up.
Not sure if this is for all girls but I can't orgasm too many times in a day otherwise I'll actually get stomach cramps, it sucks, the first time it happened freaked me the hell out, I thought I'd seriously ****** up.
#2 - include (01/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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#12 - stagger (01/09/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Free is in my current price range.
#25 - thechosentroll (01/10/2014) [+] (14 replies)
Need a way to kill 7 hours?
Need a way to kill 7 hours?
#32 - FriendWreck (01/10/2014) [+] (17 replies)
Thank you for proving it to my boyfriend that sex while on my period makes me less of a bitch.
Thank you for proving it to my boyfriend that sex while on my period makes me less of a bitch.
User avatar #8 - junkinator (01/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
No girlfriend? Jerk it!
No boyfriend? Jerk it!
No friends? Jerk it!
Literally nobody in your life so you spend 7 hours a day jerking it already? Jerk it!
#46 - cazabrow ONLINE (01/10/2014) [+] (21 replies)
Has anyone else just decided to go at it one time and end up actually finishing around 3 hours later?   
   
The first hour is the longest but then it just 						*******					 FLIES by.   
   
 And if it's in bed then a lotta sweat accumulates in your crack. eughugheugh.
Has anyone else just decided to go at it one time and end up actually finishing around 3 hours later?

The first hour is the longest but then it just ******* FLIES by.

And if it's in bed then a lotta sweat accumulates in your crack. eughugheugh.
#106 - Fiction (01/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #217 - thebritishguy (01/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I swear if Islam allowed masturbation there would be a whole lot less suicide bombing and women beating.
User avatar #81 - arnolddusk (01/10/2014) [+] (15 replies)
ive never masturbated because I have girls for that. noticed I said girls
#90 to #81 - jalthelas (01/10/2014) [-]
Ignore the name plaque.
Ignore the name plaque.
#35 - ooi (01/10/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Scared of a monster,

You'll guess it.

If it does show, look it in the eye while you continue.
#152 - nighthawxx (01/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I do it out of boredom   
and to kill time
I do it out of boredom
and to kill time
User avatar #85 - evilanakie (01/10/2014) [+] (10 replies)
one time i burned my hands using the stove
**** it hurt
could not touch **** for about 2 weeks
at the end of it all oh ****
User avatar #11 - toxickooties (01/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
The whole orgasm thing on your period isn't always true, or well, never true in my case, during an orgasm... it will actually cause a weird uncomfortable cramp for me.
User avatar #265 - snoppslickarn (01/10/2014) [+] (3 replies)
HAHAHAHAHA TOO BAD I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!!11 YOU FILTHY ******* BETAS DISGUST ME SO HARD


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#147 - makutasfinest (01/10/2014) [-]
I Thought I probably didn't want to Masturbate today.   
   
Surprise
I Thought I probably didn't want to Masturbate today.

Surprise
#61 - deadmuerto (01/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#104 - klick (01/10/2014) [+] (14 replies)
Masturbate to relive period cramps? I don't event like to wipe when I pee cause of all the blood. No way in hell am I sticking my bare hand in there.
#33 - bernedd (01/10/2014) [-]
So Jerkin My Gherkin will solve all of the world's problems
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