Marki Mark and the Switchblade. I would probably freak out aswell tbh. driving home from a worktop with my coworker Mark she late night, around 11: road is lead
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Marki Mark and the Switchblade

I would probably freak out aswell tbh

driving home from a worktop with my coworker Mark
she late night, around 11:
road is leading through a forest, no other cars in sight. cloudy sky ton so pitch ******* black
Hey Anon i need to take a piss"
Kay"
car, he gets out. walks about 20 meters into the forest . Pm not sure how i can' t see **** fromthe car
shear him trip on some stick or some **** and curse
blaugh at his shy bladder. nexttime justlike a piss next to the canyou retard (didn' t really said it out loud though)
finishes pissing. walks out of the forest and gets back in the car
antique minutes
just silently stares out ofthe window
Spuddenly my cellphone rings
out my cellphone and look the display to see the name of the caller
llt.' s Mark
sweat immediately floods my entire body
vivere muscle clenched. start ******** myself
AOH GOD THE THING WHO GOT BACK INTO THE CAR WITH ME ISN' T MARK
the phone to my ear and accept the call to not look suspicious
a second consider just jumping out ofthe ******* car
Reemember i hams switch blade in my pocket
should i go for it'?
fromthe phone
H' s Markers gt that retard left his phone at home and so she was calling me to make sure the work trip went
Helose offere stream of soft stool pouring down my underpants
will never know ho close he actually came to have a knife in his neck because his coworker is apparently mentally damaged retard
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User avatar #2 - robotvoice (08/22/2014) [-]
mentally retarded?
****** just prepared as **** for the skinwalkers and wendigoo.
#5 - spawnconnery (08/22/2014) [+] (15 replies)
#21 - mattdoggy (08/22/2014) [-]
>be at least 16ish having a sleep over with friends
>there are 5 of us not including me and we spend our night reading creepy pasta
>in particular we got to the goatman pasta and decided this spooky spaghetti was 3 much 5 us
>we all batten down the hatches and joke about how there are 5 other people in the room
>at about 2 or so we start to crash fast while watching some SpongeBob
>i eventually wake up from a scary dream and just feel weird about that goat man story
>i count the people; Me, bro 1, guy 2, dude 3, mr 4, the 5.
>that's 6.......
>feel like i just got injected with pure fear and panic
>i'm frozen in the corner like i was stuck in a block of ice
>i listen so carefully i can hear the mosquitoes in the hall
>i eventually realize only one of them is off
>every one except for one of them is snoring, IT isn't asleep, It's waiting....
>think of the best course of action
>there's a sword on the other side of the room, i have a knife in my boot, i think his dad has a gun
>either way i can't get the weapon without it catching on to me
>decide my best course of action is just to pretend to be asleep and watch it all night
>from 3 to 11 i stay still and try to keep calm
>i'm shaking like a meth head balancing on a fence post and breathing like a bull getting ready to charge
>finally, after one or two others start to move i think maybe i should just run and lay into this hell spawn
>as i'm building up the courage and making my plan i see my friend roll over and recognize his face
>quickly count, there's five of them and.....1....of......me............6
>mfw i'm incapable of counting to 6 and was planning on beheading my friend
>thanks /x/
#23 - hyroone ONLINE (08/23/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Spoopy story time? Spoopy story time!
#17 - tittylovin (08/22/2014) [+] (5 replies)
This is what happens when you read this story and it's ilk too much late at night.
User avatar #26 - dogziller (08/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
man this reminds me of the thing. that movie was the **** . still need o watch the first one, but i'll do it eventually.
User avatar #34 - perform (08/23/2014) [-]
I visited /x/ once. ONCE.
#44 - fuelnfire ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Title
User avatar #1 - levvy (08/22/2014) [+] (4 replies)
repost
User avatar #40 to #1 - cudlefish (08/23/2014) [-]
I see you, Itumblr, or one of Uchihalover's comments on every post. it must be pretty boring to do this for so long.
#35 - ramanx (08/23/2014) [-]
omg this one's a 						*******					 classic    
   
 here's a sexy kel for y'all
omg this one's a ******* classic

here's a sexy kel for y'all
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