Marine Corps Basics. Ok, here's the story transcribed: Well, apparently that's for SatCom Marines and for some reason we couldn't get any god damn comms up in t
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Marine Corps Basics

Ok, here's the story transcribed:
Well, apparently that's for SatCom Marines and for some reason we couldn't get any god damn comms up in the field, so they send this data Marine over to power it up and to get our **** working. Hes all like "idfk wut i b doin mastuh sawnt" and master funnery sergeant is like "well there's a switch on the panel just work that herp derp" and so this data guy is on the phone with someone and tells the dude to push a few buttons. So hes all like aight. Well, earlier he told me that i could cook my chicken enchilada MRE on that ****** because of the microwaves, so i walk over and get it and i hear on the phone screaming TURN THAT ******* THING OFF YOURE GOING TO DESTROY A SATELLITE
Me: Wait, how would that destroy a satellite?
He boosted our signal so high that it was starting to fry the electrical systems of the one we were connected to so master guns runs over and is like wtf maroon and the data guy is like idfk master guns, im not a SatCom Marine Im data, all these small numbers meam nothing to me. Basically the short story is top was too lazy to get a SAT dude from the base to fix our comms and sent the data guy to fix it and the end result is him nearly melting a satellite up in orbit

and so this data guy is an the phone Givith someone and tells
the dude ts push a Few buttons sashes all like aight
So, .. You didn' t have mams, but this guy pulled out his cell
phone, .. ts fix the comms.
basically
Marine Corps in a nutshell EU
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Submitted: 11/08/2013
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#1 - thatonenerd (11/09/2013) [+] (27 replies)
I've done that before...
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