March break. THIS IS NOT MINE. I DID NOT MAKE THIS. THIS IS NOT OC.. I' m learning Russian an I can trade recipes with my babushka. I' m learning Spanish an I c
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March break

March break. THIS IS NOT MINE. I DID NOT MAKE THIS. THIS IS NOT OC.. I' m learning Russian an I can trade recipes with my babushka. I' m learning Spanish an I c

THIS IS NOT MINE. I DID NOT MAKE THIS. THIS IS NOT OC.

I' m learning Russian
an I can trade recipes
with my babushka.
I' m learning Spanish
an I can communicate
better with my
coworkers.
I' m learning Thai...
30 Ican go to
Thailand for...
a thing.
...
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#28 - miwauturu (03/28/2014) [-]
I'm learning Japanese because I'm a ******* weeaboo
User avatar #22 - xPURENERDx (03/28/2014) [-]
I'm learning Russian so I can talk to people on DotA.
User avatar #60 to #22 - fruitjuicedrink (03/28/2014) [-]
When I play, I translate all the dicky things the Russians are saying for my team, and we laugh. I mean, I'm Russian, but I'm not a douche. XP
User avatar #25 - theavatar (03/28/2014) [-]
Im learning Latin so i can scare the **** out of my friends when we mess with a Ouija board
User avatar #29 to #25 - xxhadesflamesxx (03/28/2014) [-]
is it hard because I was gonna take it as a class but they cancelled the course and now I was wondering if it is hard to learn on your own
User avatar #31 to #29 - theavatar (03/28/2014) [-]
not sure about spanish cause i didnt take it in high school
User avatar #30 to #29 - theavatar (03/28/2014) [-]
uh took a small class when i was younger so its not to hard. I would say its easier than learning Rusian or German
#32 to #30 - xxhadesflamesxx (03/28/2014) [-]
I was just wanting to take latin because you need language credits at my school and since most major western languages have a latin base because of Rome I thought it would be easier
also Rome is the ****
User avatar #45 to #32 - axeul (03/28/2014) [-]
My school requires 2 years of a classic language. Latin is alright. You need to pay attention in class and an annoying thing is that every word changes form depending on where it is in the sentence (the case) in addition to number and gender. Overall though, Latin to English is really easy if you have the vocab down.
#41 to #32 - theavatar (03/28/2014) [-]
Some places dont allow latin as a language as credit at least that how it was at my old school thats why i had to take german. But it does help alot. And yes they are
User avatar #33 to #30 - chuckstein (03/28/2014) [-]
If you take Italian would you say Latin is rather simple to learn?
User avatar #102 to #25 - inomgod (03/28/2014) [-]
can you record this? Post it for our enjoyment
User avatar #133 to #102 - theavatar (03/28/2014) [-]
might be awhile but when it happens i will
User avatar #77 to #25 - buttinspecter (03/28/2014) [-]
"Carpe diem. Carpe Diem!"
"Honey. Get the holy water. He's speaking in tongues again."

Nail gun!
User avatar #52 to #25 - spacepixel (03/28/2014) [-]
You could also learn how to speak backwards.
User avatar #126 to #52 - hellomynameisbill (03/28/2014) [-]
rojam hsilgne na sa slliks ym htiw sdrawkcab etirw dna daer ot woh wonk ydaerla I
User avatar #131 to #126 - meganinja ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
>rojam hsilgne na sa slliks ym htiw

Yeah, that's the only reason anybody could ever read or write backwards.

"Oh Dad, could you help me out with my 2nd grade math?" "Yeah sure son, I wouldn't be able to though if I weren't an engineer, so count yourself lucky!"
User avatar #136 to #131 - spacepixel (03/28/2014) [-]
I specifically said speak for a reason anyways!
It sounds awesome [and like "demon speech"] when you actually are able to pronounce words properly backwards so that if you record and reverse it, the word sounds [relatively] normal.
#48 - lunaisbestpony (03/28/2014) [-]
I'm learning Cantonese to get into a babe's pants.
User avatar #61 to #48 - calawesome (03/28/2014) [-]
SCHWING!!
User avatar #2 - areancoconut (03/27/2014) [-]
And I'm in Japan as an exchange student to learn Japanese.
For things...
Tiny, cute things...
Lolis.
User avatar #72 to #2 - YoursTruley ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
Where are you exchange student?
User avatar #73 to #72 - areancoconut (03/28/2014) [-]
Japan.
User avatar #74 to #73 - YoursTruley ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
i meant what university....
User avatar #75 to #74 - areancoconut (03/28/2014) [-]
I know, it was a mere jest.

It's a highschool, and I won't tell you which one since I think I'm the only exchange student there this year.

I'm living in Aichi-ken right now.
User avatar #78 to #75 - YoursTruley ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
oh near kyoto, i live in saitama-ken
User avatar #79 to #78 - areancoconut (03/28/2014) [-]
Are you an exchange student or native Nipper?
User avatar #81 to #79 - YoursTruley ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
neither, i go to an American Uni in Tokyo. (im american)
User avatar #83 to #81 - areancoconut (03/28/2014) [-]
Oh.
It would've been fun if you were one of the 70-80ish people who went here with the same organization as me.
User avatar #84 to #83 - YoursTruley ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
yea would have been. You should check out Temple University of Japan, for college.
User avatar #88 to #84 - areancoconut (03/28/2014) [-]
If I'm coming back to Japan to study, it would probably be to get a master's/PhD in Applied Mathematics. Though I'm more likely to do that in America or Sweden since I don't want to be limited by my language skills.
User avatar #89 to #88 - YoursTruley ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
yea i dont know anywhere here that u can do that , in english anyway
User avatar #90 to #89 - areancoconut (03/28/2014) [-]
Well, I'd do it in Japanese if I went to Japan for it.
User avatar #50 to #2 - asesiel (03/28/2014) [-]
What's the age of consent in Japan?
Not suspicious at all.
Also, aren't lolicons just pedophiles? and Japan finds this hilarious? Oh, Nippon.
#53 to #50 - imgood (03/28/2014) [-]
I know way the **** too much about this.
Age of consent there is 12/13 (young right?)
I think there's some more serious rules around it but because of the low age of consent, loli is legal.
User avatar #55 to #53 - areancoconut (03/28/2014) [-]
Age of consent is 13 if you go by the country's laws, but each prefecture has their own and most have it at 16 or so. ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_pornography_laws_in_Japan#cite_ref-15 )

Simple possession of CP with no intent of distributing it is legal everywhere except Kyoto and Nara. Kyoto has a jail sentence, while Nara only has financial penalties ( www.reuters.com/article/2012/09/19/us-japan-pornography-idUSBRE88I07H20120919#midArticle_3 )

Since loli is drawings and that [they] argue that it has made a significant decrease in crimes against real children, it's still legal. They have had plans on outlawing it though, but the bills never passed.
User avatar #80 to #55 - asesiel (03/28/2014) [-]
So informational. That's dangerously low.
Off to Japan.
User avatar #82 to #80 - areancoconut (03/28/2014) [-]
It's not like there's pussy everywhere, though I did get a offer to have sex with a prostitute while I was in Shibuya a bit before and during the wee hours.
User avatar #95 to #82 - asesiel (03/28/2014) [-]
One time, when I was 17, a prostitute offered me her services. I live in America. Prostitution AND with a minor. 'Muricca! and I heard prostitution was legal over there but the REALLY hot one's don't have sex with foreigners </3
User avatar #97 to #95 - areancoconut (03/28/2014) [-]
It's not legal, but the laws aren't really enforced. It's still risky.
There really young girls selling themselves (<12), but those usually sell to people in school or on so-called de-aikei. It's called enjokousai if you want to google it.

I don't know how widespread it really is since I haven't been here for long, but it's definitely an issue according to the government.
User avatar #101 to #2 - stenchschleifs (03/28/2014) [-]
pedophile.
#23 to #2 - lolibear (03/28/2014) [-]
Hmm, that's weird, I could have sworn I heard the word loli.
User avatar #62 - thefifthdoctor (03/28/2014) [-]
I'm learning German so i can become a great public speaker one day.
User avatar #124 to #62 - maternation (03/28/2014) [-]
I'm Learning German because... Watch out, here comes the Master Race!

Aaand Noww It's... Springtime, For Hitler, and Germany!
User avatar #51 - holywarstpd (03/28/2014) [-]
I'm learning Thai,
And I don't know Whai.
#4 - rekcufpikdum (03/27/2014) [-]
"Im learning 'Merican so i can speak freedom"
#5 to #4 - anon (03/27/2014) [-]
american is not a language
User avatar #35 to #5 - chuckstein (03/28/2014) [-]
American is a life-style.
American is an essence.
#54 to #35 - anon (03/28/2014) [-]
America is love

America is life
#68 to #54 - beamersmack **User deleted account** (03/28/2014) [-]
Ameerrriiicaaaa
**** yeeeaaaah.
Coming again, to save the mother ******* day yeah
#18 to #5 - seymion (03/28/2014) [-]
I agree it's a dialect.
User avatar #125 - tehlulzbringer (03/28/2014) [-]
im learning arabic so i can say that i know the official languages of every european country
#127 to #125 - kanduhuskedetder (03/28/2014) [-]
Too true. Sad, but true.
Too true. Sad, but true.
#12 - kulamia (03/27/2014) [-]
I'm learning Russian because it's ******* cool and no other reason. I **** you not.
User avatar #47 to #12 - catpisseverdeen (03/28/2014) [-]
Slava Rossiya
#118 to #12 - marstan ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
Is this some new kind of weeaboo?
#11 - chords ONLINE (03/27/2014) [-]
i learnt Japanese so i could watch anime whilst doing something else at the same time
#13 to #11 - clifford (03/27/2014) [-]
been doing the same thing though I can only partly understand after about a year
User avatar #26 to #11 - lavitts (03/28/2014) [-]
Don'r forget being able to watch them raws before the rest of us mang.
#44 - softcover (03/28/2014) [-]
I'm learning Futhark so I can... commune with my dead viking ancestors...
I'm actually an archaeology major

and reason 1
User avatar #63 to #44 - qun (03/28/2014) [-]
dude, i'm already 10 steps ahead of you, hail
User avatar #15 - samxdaxman (03/28/2014) [-]
I'm learning Latin because... Why the hell am I taking latin?
I wanna be a marine biologist(fish got dem latin sciency names) and Caesar's Legion in Fallout New Vegas.
#16 to #15 - seymion (03/28/2014) [-]
You wanna learn Latin cus Latin is awesome, and it really helps with learning Latin based languages, French, Spanish, Italian, etc.
User avatar #17 to #16 - samxdaxman (03/28/2014) [-]
True that, amicus.
#19 to #17 - seymion (03/28/2014) [-]
How do you know I ain't female

Well I ain't, but how did you know?
User avatar #56 to #19 - areancoconut (03/28/2014) [-]
Balancing of probabilities.
#20 to #19 - samxdaxman (03/28/2014) [-]
Lucky guess, I suppose.
Lucky guess, I suppose.
User avatar #34 to #15 - chuckstein (03/28/2014) [-]
Would you say it's easier to learn Italian then Latin, or Latin first then Italian
User avatar #36 to #34 - samxdaxman (03/28/2014) [-]
I dunno Italian, so I can't say.
User avatar #37 to #36 - chuckstein (03/28/2014) [-]
I feel like learning Latin so I can sound cool so I can be an intelligent source of knowledge when it comes to root words in Romance Languages.
User avatar #38 to #37 - samxdaxman (03/28/2014) [-]
It's a cool language to learn. There's a ******** of cases and conjugations and **** .
User avatar #39 to #38 - chuckstein (03/28/2014) [-]
I actually kinda want to learn it to help with Italian too. I'm sure knowing especially WHY a word has this plural or why certain words have the adjectives in varying places is useful. Would you say it's an easy language to learn?
User avatar #40 to #39 - samxdaxman (03/28/2014) [-]
The basics are easy, yeah. I'm only in Latin II, so i dunno how hard it can get, but i can speak some Latin.
User avatar #59 - jjemz (03/28/2014) [-]
im learning italian so i can make spaghetti thats how it works
User avatar #70 - iamtheballsack (03/28/2014) [-]
I'm learning Japanese so i can watch anime without subs
User avatar #109 to #70 - konradkurze (03/28/2014) [-]
anime....right

no tentacles involved at all right....
User avatar #110 to #109 - iamtheballsack (03/28/2014) [-]
**** yea hentai too
User avatar #113 to #110 - konradkurze (03/28/2014) [-]
....as if you pay attention to the dialogue in hentai
#114 to #113 - iamtheballsack (03/28/2014) [-]
mfw i'm trying to pay attention to the subs and watch the boobies at the same time
User avatar #49 - hewhoepicfails (03/28/2014) [-]
I'm learning French so I can surrender properly.

Also, having a 2nd language would be really useful for taking notes. We don't want some cheap ************ cheating off of you, now do we?
User avatar #7 - beezox (03/27/2014) [-]
im learning dutch so i can go to netherlands for..a thing
User avatar #14 to #7 - painispleasure (03/28/2014) [-]
well, you might either be too young, or a little late. places like Amsterdam, have REALLY jacked up the laws with smoking dope and drinking. my brother lives out there, he's about 24, and he still gets id'd in bars and supermarkets. and there's talk of a law passing that only Dutch citizens will be able to go to the coffee shops. it sucks, but The Netherlands aren't what they used to be
#21 to #14 - hazelnutqt (03/28/2014) [-]
"Better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all"
-Some Guy
User avatar #46 - ulquiorratheespada (03/28/2014) [-]
I'm learning French for an excuse to yell "HON HON HON BAGUETTE"
#116 - blackoutonetwotwo (03/28/2014) [-]
I'm learning Ukrainian
so I can...
learn more
about her
User avatar #128 to #116 - Ddubber (03/28/2014) [-]
hey so I totally don't know who this is, I just know all you FJ went mad over her and she's some sort of Ukrainian woman.

Just curious, I'm Ukrainian and if there's something I'm missing I'd like to konw
User avatar #129 to #128 - blackoutonetwotwo (03/28/2014) [-]
People love her because she's gorgeous?
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