Many of us funnyjunkers need this
h You Know How to Kiss a Girl?
Stand facing her.
Do not tell her your intentions.
Do not ask permission to kiss her.
Loo]: into her eyes.
You may hold her right hand in
your right hand. if you wish,,
It is well to sigh a couple of times
about this stage of the game.
Whisper softly that her resend
lips remind you of Cupid's bow.
She will probably the her e
and blush when you gay 'i' ifj'"
Place the taggers of your left hand
under her chin and tilt back her
Draw her gently towards you.
Do. not hurry.
Ease deeply at the
which slumber in her eyes.
Sigh once more
Incline your head towards hers
until your lips - BUT WAIT!
Do not kiss her until you know
that she uses Listeria ed Penna
Gum, the only antiseptic gum
in the world, the only chewing
gum that makes it safe to kiss.
If she is a Mistreated F_' epsin Gum
girl, kiss her.
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