Many of us funnyjunkers need this. . h You Know How to Kiss a Girl? This learn! Stand facing her. Do not tell her your intentions. Do not ask permission to kiss
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Many of us funnyjunkers need this

h You Know How to Kiss a Girl?
This learn!
Stand facing her.
Do not tell her your intentions.
Do not ask permission to kiss her.
Loo]: into her eyes.
You may hold her right hand in
your right hand. if you wish,,
It is well to sigh a couple of times
about this stage of the game.
Whisper softly that her resend
lips remind you of Cupid's bow.
She will probably the her e
and blush when you gay 'i' ifj'"
Place the taggers of your left hand
under her chin and tilt back her
head slightly.
Draw her gently towards you.
Do. not hurry.
Ease deeply at the
which slumber in her eyes.
Sigh once more
Incline your head towards hers
until your lips - BUT WAIT!
Do not kiss her until you know
that she uses Listeria ed Penna
Gum, the only antiseptic gum
in the world, the only chewing
gum that makes it safe to kiss.
If she is a Mistreated F_' epsin Gum
girl, kiss her.
till " Gammon Scull Hum in
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Submitted: 01/05/2014
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User avatar #2 - AwesomeChick (01/06/2014) [-]
That should not have aroused me as much as it did...
#3 - malithmp (01/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
rape
User avatar #7 - Covenantkilla (01/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>approach rapidly
>grab face
>stick tongue down throat so no one will here her scream
#9 - landa (01/06/2014) [-]
<ytfw no girl to kiss
User avatar #5 - malvolio (01/06/2014) [-]
Its fine to ask permission, just say "would you like to kiss me?" is a cheeky/flirty kind of way. If you have played your cards right she will usually say "sure" or "if you like".
#1 - soulkiller (01/05/2014) [-]
"Pepsin Gum"
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