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Man of Steel Vs Avengers

Man of Steel Vs Avengers. Collateral damages. SERIOUSLY, IT WON 8 [IF YOU TO STOP All ALIEN INVASION? i' teii! jioc THE Em’ pri, FEW SAVING HUMAN LIVES. Haw :.

Collateral damages

SERIOUSLY, IT
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TO STOP All ALIEN
INVASION?
i' teii! jioc THE Em’ pri,
FEW SAVING HUMAN LIVES.
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User avatar #6 - sockprague (10/17/2013) [-]
I know i'm gonna get red thumbs... but besides Hulk and Thor (who don't get along) none of the avengers could have handled what Superman did.

Captain America is my favorite superhero of all time forever
User avatar #30 to #6 - angelious (10/17/2013) [-]
thor is actually the only one that is on par with supermans level of power.hulk would get smashed.
#41 to #30 - castial (10/17/2013) [-]
Debatable, depends on which Hulk rage hulk becomes stronger the angrier he becomes so it could lead to a planet ending stalemate or Supes trying to calm him down to prevent the damage
User avatar #46 to #41 - angelious (10/17/2013) [-]
hulks peak anger showed him being able to destroy a planet.

superman has been shown to be able to tank galaxy destroying explosions and easily punch apart planets without any difficulty
#49 to #46 - castial (10/17/2013) [-]
They also gave superman the ability to sneeze and destroy a planet, and I'm talking about not limiting the to what one story arc has said, The Rage Hulk is the classic and Has no limit on strength but the second he's in space he's ****** through and through he'd hit something and send himself sailing off into parts unknown, but superman loses his powers after not being exposed to a yellow sun and a green rock plus how would gamma radiation affect supes, Wait, Why the **** are we arguing this fictional ******** ?
User avatar #51 to #49 - angelious (10/17/2013) [-]
arguing fictional ******** is fun


and that superman destroying a galaxy with his sneeze was because he was packed up with magic(cant recall the whole story but something like that)

and yes.hulk has a lot of haxes(being able to touch energy and intangible objects to say one of the best) but againts the likes of superman there is no way he could ever reach anger levels high enough to actually come close to harming supes(who would most likely incinerate him or throw him into space the moment the planet started to take too much damage and/or too many civilian casulties would start to amount)


and if we argue about hulk and superman being under pis then that would just make it worse for hulk as supes would still most likely throw him into space or capture him to phantom zone while banner had placed barriers on hulks strength so he would never develop into the stage world war hulk did.

and even if he did we are talking about hulk in peak strength(ww hulk) its highly likely hulk would not be able to go much stronger than that
#54 to #51 - castial (10/17/2013) [-]
You never know honestly, I think now You'd see them working together to stop something bigger, like Supes throwing hulk at Galctus's face, want to see that kinda **** happening,
User avatar #55 to #54 - angelious (10/17/2013) [-]
i heared hulk cant defeat beings like galactus for some reason?


anyway.there IS a crossover of hulk vs superman.but i got no clue how it went

i also know that superman has beaten thors ass once before during jla vs avengers crossover.
#56 to #55 - castial (10/17/2013) [-]
Supes won, but thats how they wrote it, it all depends on the writers, I think Supes could lift the hammer to, but how long would it take for tony to weaponize kryptonite
User avatar #59 to #56 - angelious (10/17/2013) [-]
props as long as it would take batman to do the same.



but it has been proven time and time again that kryptonite isnt actually enough to beat superman,who fights kryptonite using villains nearly everyday.


and the canon superman is actually pretty strickly written so the "how writers make him out to be" doesnt work on debating.

and superman is pretty much "worthy" no matter how you look at it
User avatar #78 to #59 - bjorntheberserk (10/17/2013) [-]
Actually I heard the DC writers refused to do a crossover if the outcome was anything other than Superman winning.
User avatar #102 to #78 - angelious (10/18/2013) [-]
not really.the whole thing was based on fan voting.

dc even went all out on having batman state he could not have defeated captain america in a fight had the latter not nearly drowned(cant recall the whole scene) and to speak the truth.superman is 10 times more op than thor if you look at their strengths and so on...
User avatar #114 to #102 - bjorntheberserk (10/19/2013) [-]
That is the problem though Superman has inconsistent powers and frankly I cannot think why anyone would be a fan. Thor on the other hand is how superman should be. He is incredibly powerful but not to the point where he needs ridiculous weaknesses to even him out. Thor encounters stronger and stronger opponents and most of the time he uses his wits and his experience to overcome them. With superman they just invent a new power or say "Oh wait but Kryptonite does not weaken him THAT much as we previously stated".
User avatar #115 to #114 - angelious (10/19/2013) [-]
actually.dc is MUCH more demanding on what they consider canon.and superman faces beings who are far more powerful than him on daily basis(beings like doomsday and darkseid) not to mention beings who are pretty much his weakness(metallo,kryptonite man)

and his strength and weaknesses on canon comics is highly regulated and looked after.meanwhile marvel gives pretty much free hands for their writers to do whatever they wan (for instance the whole world can be destroyed and repaired on one single comic with nobody batting an eye) and such thors powers is what actually changes a lot(from being a person on par to superman to being a person that will get beaten around by hulk)
User avatar #123 to #115 - bjorntheberserk (10/19/2013) [-]
Also I hear all the time that he is weak to magic and kryptonite makes him deathly weak too but then whenever it comes to the argument "Who would win?" people would say this is not true anymore that Superman is not THAT weak to Kryptonite and his weakness to magic disappeared or something. Than you have like Superman 1 million or something where he lives in the sun and all of a sudden he can destroy the universe with a single fart.
User avatar #124 to #123 - angelious (10/19/2013) [-]
well that is true and untrue.superman is weak to magic in form of energy and cutting strength.every magic used in blunt way does as much damage to him as same sort of punch without magic.

and kryptonite weakens him You need to login to view this link doesnt actually kill him suddenly.superman can still fight pretty well while under huge amount of kryptonite(like when he won againts batman in hand to hand while the latter was partially possessed by kryptonite man aka oozing with kryptonite ) also supes was depowered during that time.


superman prime one million is future superman who has word to word,become god.


and your thor explanation makes sense.they do the same to superman when he is with other superheroes .
User avatar #122 to #115 - bjorntheberserk (10/19/2013) [-]
They power Thor down in Avengers so he does not out-shine the rest of the team. And he "gets beaten around by the hulk" because he knows the Hulk is a human being deep down inside also the Hulk played dirtier and would like make Thor choose between the lesser evil which is to either let Hulk escape or let him kick his ass. This was back in the old comics though in which the Hulk was seen as more cunning than he is now.
#63 to #59 - castial (10/17/2013) [-]
I think Stark is more Tech savy then Bruce, and theres also the black krytonite which could kill him
User avatar #70 to #63 - angelious (10/17/2013) [-]
dunno about stark being more techno savy.

batman did build a gun that could have killed darkseid,and has build several "robot suits" of his own that are designed to go fist to fist againts likes of superman.not to mention other inventions like justice leagues moon base etc etc
#71 to #70 - castial (10/17/2013) [-]
Stark and his Father created/Rediscovered a new element/power source.
User avatar #72 to #71 - angelious (10/17/2013) [-]
not to try belittle.but isnt that a little bad comeback considerin i pointed out batman made a suit capable of battling a galaxy destroying walking-hax machine.

and a pistol that could kill an immortal being
#92 to #72 - castial (10/17/2013) [-]
But Superman could trash any of Bat's suits if he really wanted to, And i was making a point of Stark being of higher intelligence,
User avatar #103 to #92 - angelious (10/18/2013) [-]
yeah.but the thought that he made a suit that could actually PUNCH and somewhat HURT a being who can tank galaxy destroying explosions is pretty much a high level feat


not to mention the pistol that can kill an immortal being who casually makes superman his bitch
#104 to #103 - castial (10/18/2013) [-]
Then Starks Hulk Buster could the same,
User avatar #105 to #104 - angelious (10/18/2013) [-]
except hulk isnt nearly as strong as superman. and hulk buster isnt even the strongest suit stark has anyway ^^
#106 to #105 - castial (10/18/2013) [-]
Very true, imagine all of Stark's armors trying to fight Superman at once, Like mosquitoes buzzing around during summer
User avatar #120 to #106 - angelious (10/19/2013) [-]
so he is a hero normally then?
#121 to #120 - castial (10/19/2013) [-]
EHHH, More of an anti Hero Douche for one story arc, other than that he's a villian, but his weakness is Argonite radiation, It's like Marvel was like "Hey, Hey DC, **** YOU."
User avatar #118 to #106 - angelious (10/19/2013) [-]
i just saw hyperion in the new avengers animated series. based my view on that one
#119 to #118 - castial (10/19/2013) [-]
Thats the Emperor Hyperion style they used for it,
User avatar #116 to #106 - angelious (10/19/2013) [-]
yeah. they actually seemed to have a lot of supervillains who are based on dc characters.

#117 to #116 - castial (10/19/2013) [-]
Well I think there are 3 or 4 story arcs where he's evil the rest he's a hero, but he fights the Blue Marvel alot who has powers equal to his minus laser vision, and is an atsbale anti-matter generator because of a lab accident
User avatar #112 to #106 - angelious (10/18/2013) [-]
infnity gauntlet is hax XD


and yeah.superman has beatten darkseid.but thats largely because darkseid is cocky little bastard.whenever he has lost his patience with superman he has destroyed the poor old supes pretty bad...
#113 to #112 - castial (10/19/2013) [-]
I think Marvels Hyperion is a mock of superman same abilities and everything

User avatar #109 to #106 - angelious (10/18/2013) [-]
cant reply anymore but still continuing where we left off:

dont you think thanos working with darkseid is a little bit overkill?

since darkseid is STRONGER than superman by far and thanos(from what i understood)

is even stronger than that
#111 to #109 - castial (10/18/2013) [-]
Superman has beat DarkSeid and Thanos has been beaten, but I think it would turn more into one turning on the other, and Yes thanos is stronger, he destroyed the entire universe got bored and recreated it as it was using the infinity gauntlet
User avatar #107 to #106 - angelious (10/18/2013) [-]
pretty much.


but i think by technological advances the best suit stark has built was a suit that he could control telepathically
#108 to #107 - castial (10/18/2013) [-]
I still think it'd be great to see them working together vs fighting, like Thanos and DarkSeid team up and bring about an apocalyptic hell
#33 to #6 - parman (10/17/2013) [-]
This is why I don't like Superman.
Totally overpowered.

"OK lets make new superhero. Hmmm infinite strength, practically immortal, can fly at the speed of light...oh and would have laser eyes. Yeah that sounds totally ballanced." - DC

#47 to #33 - awesumjjman (10/17/2013) [-]
Considering Superman was basically the first superhero created in comic book history, i doubt they anticipated an entire universe of interacting characters when they first made him.
Considering Superman was basically the first superhero created in comic book history, i doubt they anticipated an entire universe of interacting characters when they first made him.
User avatar #110 to #47 - angelious (10/18/2013) [-]
may be late answer but....

superman was a trope namer...not the first superhero

first "superheroes" would be something along the lines of phantom i think-but even before that there were superheroes on radio
#73 to #33 - anon (10/17/2013) [-]
You dumb ************* complain about Superman but praise Goku who has practically the exact same things. Oh, they're stronger than me? OH GUESS I'LL JUST ******* POWER UP AGAIN. Dead? I WISH HE WAS ALIVE AGAIN.
User avatar #77 to #73 - bjorntheberserk (10/17/2013) [-]
Goku died a few times and a lot of times he was way weaker than his opponents. Superman 's whole plot is to show off how "badass" he is also most of the time Goku was not even the hero of the story like in the Cell saga where his son killed Cell.
User avatar #83 to #73 - lolollo (10/17/2013) [-]
Superman continually has an existential breakdown over how powerful he is on a regular basis, and continually faces the issue of "I can go power hungry and kill everyone if I really wanted to! *ANGST*"

That same thought never crossed Goku's mind, even when his brother/Vageta came down and told him that. When told, he didn't even hesitate to say "No, that's ****** up, I'll kick your ass first."
#94 to #83 - anon (10/18/2013) [-]
-After- he got amnesia as a child. Otherwise he would have grown up and destroyed Earth with no problems.
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User avatar #48 to #33 - angelious (10/17/2013) [-]
yh superman isnt even that strong if you look at the other roster of dc. there is the new gods,elder gods, galactic superheroes( who for instance told flash that their ship was moving at such high level of speeds that he couldnt even begin to understand it(flash being the fastest thing in the universe)(the same ones also called the proples they face as mere kids play mind you) the endless pretty much among the strongest beings in dc and lucifer second only to the "god" of dc universe"


and these are just the strong ones i can say now.there are beings like captain atom without his limiters and some other beings who can destroy and recreate universes at a whim.
#34 to #33 - parman (10/17/2013) [-]
The only more OP character would be Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen.
User avatar #36 to #34 - stallwallwriter (10/17/2013) [-]
At least in the case of Dr. Manhattan they understood that he was OP, and as a result he couldn't be human and withdrew from humanity.
The difficulty with Superman is that the writers have to try to balance him being an average joe and a God.
User avatar #87 to #34 - loomiss ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
X-men, Darwin.
#82 to #34 - lolollo (10/17/2013) [-]
Dr. Manhattan was meant to be OP, to show the probable reaction a human mind would have at becoming godlike. They did it for the storytelling, not plot line. The idea is that Dr. Manhattan became like a God, did what most typical human beings would do, use it to **** **** up, but quickly became utterly disinterested.

He took on the mindset most people would. "Oh my goodness look at all of the **** I can do!" to "Yeah, I really don't have to give a **** about your petty squabbles, I'm gonna go live on Mars......because I can."

Essentially, it was to show that the greatest issue that can be faced by a human with an omnipotent mind and body is boredom...boredom and apathy. He didn't give a **** about fitting in...he didn't need
User avatar #29 - fittesteik (10/17/2013) [-]
Well most of the damage to the city was caused by the world machine.
User avatar #11 - goodnewseveryone (10/17/2013) [-]
I his defence the city was already pretty ******
User avatar #23 to #11 - superunclesam (10/17/2013) [-]
They had a device designed to destroy the planet and then reform it as another planet. AND THEY TURNED IT ON. Of course the place was ****** up, had Hopeman not been there to save the day they would be ******* destroyed.
#22 - anon (10/17/2013) [-]
It's not like superman could have stopped the destruction without causing more destruction. You gotta do what you gotta do. He saved the WORLD bitch
#75 - nymikemet (10/17/2013) [-]
In Supermans Defense, Tony Stark Had Panic Attacks while Superman is Still Superman.   
 Batman Is Better
In Supermans Defense, Tony Stark Had Panic Attacks while Superman is Still Superman.
Batman Is Better
User avatar #84 - Johnnychristian (10/17/2013) [-]
That's not fair. Thor is a supernatural god. Black Widow and Hawkeye are both trained assasin. Iron Man had experience fighting from two movies. Captain America is a somewhat experienced Super Soldier. The Hulk is the goddamn hulk.

Clark is an awkward Krptonian that only technically found out he's a krpytonian (by name) like less than 24 hours before Zod got there. Also, it was literally his first day on the goddamn job and he took down at least 3 or 4 ( i haven't seen it in months) trained kryptonian millitants. He destroyed half or more of the city but they were a bunch of douchebags. At least his mom and dog were okay. So sorry Tony, but **** you. I know Clark was talking bollocks, but still, **** you. I love you though. kthxbai
#15 - spacedunk (10/17/2013) [-]
Come on. The Avengers aliens could've been stopped by a platoon of soldiers. Or throw in a few jets and apaches as well, and you're golden. They fell like flies to Hawkeye and his ladyfriend. Face those aliens off against a well-trained force of soldiers with air support? They would be gone in minutes.
User avatar #20 to #15 - superunclesam (10/17/2013) [-]
Or just one Kryptonian. But Kryptonians are ****** up powerful. Which is why it takes a Kryptonian to stop a kryptonian.
User avatar #35 to #20 - VincentKing ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Or magic, or someone with great strength, or some kryptonite, or even an artificial red sun
User avatar #93 to #35 - superunclesam (10/18/2013) [-]
"Great strength"? If theirs can match Superman's, I doubt they can match ALL HIS OTHER POWERS. As for the other **** , unless theyre lex luthor Kryptonite is hard to find, and good luck creating AN ARTIFICIAL RED SUN.
User avatar #95 to #93 - VincentKing ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
in many stories, they have created an artificial yellow sun to power superman up, just a small modification and you have a red sun. In some of the multiverse stories, kryptonite appears for frequently, and even if Superman has the other powers, they can still over power him.
User avatar #96 to #95 - superunclesam (10/18/2013) [-]
Im trying to figure out how they contained the suns, but its DC it doesnt have to make sense
User avatar #97 to #96 - VincentKing ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
They have some way of doing it, but I never got too into that part of it.
#27 to #20 - spacedunk (10/17/2013) [-]
Or the Avengers aliens are just dumb, too few in number and have insanely inefficient vehicles of war (open air scooters and the slowest flying snake planes ever). What change would these alien possible stand against modern human air military? If the Avengers or the Shield shadow board had just called the army, they could've sent a few Tomahawk missles at that portal and it'd been all over.
User avatar #28 to #27 - superunclesam (10/17/2013) [-]
Or Hopeman could have just LOL'd at them and destroyed the entire army, then flew through the mothership like a missle all in the span of 10 minutes.
#40 to #15 - castial (10/17/2013) [-]
What about the Whaliens they faced in that invasion.
#10 - sirhyden (10/17/2013) [-]
Is is a bird? Is it a plane? No it's supercunt!
User avatar #9 - knightr **User deleted account** (10/17/2013) [-]
Well I like both marvel and DC but technically superman only fought a small team of people with a big boss at the end. While the avengers fought an army.

seriously, at the end of man of steel he was pretty much just having a dragon ball z fight and destroying everything around them without a care in the world.
User avatar #100 to #9 - tylerneihoff (10/18/2013) [-]
Come on...Superman fought against 3 other SUPERMEN

The aliens in the Avengers went down with bows and arrows.
User avatar #101 to #100 - knightr **User deleted account** (10/18/2013) [-]
okay, I agree with you there maybe the avenger had to fight an army but they were super weak and for some reason all of them shut down after the main ship got destroyed.

While superman fought other super kryptonians, but he was at an advantage since he fought most of them one at a time and even had the biggest advantage of being adapted and more use to the earth
User avatar #2 - tylerneihoff (10/17/2013) [-]
I suppose you didnt watch the movie very well.

He didnt do any damage in Metropolis. Zod did like 99% of it and the machine. HE crushed his face against the side of one building. He flew through a construction site. He didnt throw Zod through building, he didnt level anything. Zod did all of that.
#3 to #2 - anon (10/17/2013) [-]
what about when Zod held super man's mother by the neck, super man decided hey let me bash you threw some buildings because i can
User avatar #99 to #3 - tylerneihoff (10/18/2013) [-]
Yes. He killed all that corn going through 2 silos.
User avatar #31 to #2 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (10/17/2013) [-]
stahhpp! your ruining our bandwagon theory!
#4 to #2 - snakefire (10/17/2013) [-]
But how much destruction did the avengers prevent, whereas superman just didn't give a **** .
#5 to #4 - thermobil (10/17/2013) [-]
Well, none of the Avengers aliens didn´t have the Superman powers, not even the big one is comparable to things Superman can do (therefore Zod could do) and I´m not even talking about the gravity machine thing.
User avatar #53 to #4 - nervaaurelius (10/17/2013) [-]
At that point of the film Zod had lost everything and even though Superman was in his way, the main thing he wanted to do then was make humanity pay. He wasn't going anywhere. It wasn't even that Superman didn't give a **** . Zod was set on destroying humanity while the aliens in the avenger set on invasion.
User avatar #26 to #4 - eating (10/17/2013) [-]
avengers also did **** ton of damage to town. but thats ok, it would be stupid if nothing in both those movies got destroyed.. i wanna see **** blow up yo
User avatar #79 to #4 - ninjaspartan (10/17/2013) [-]
You do remember how the city was pretty much completely destroyed and nearly void of life by the time they started fighting anyways, right? There were no lives lost during that fight because there were no people left in the city (alive, at least). Zod's alien invasion totally trumped Loki's.
User avatar #18 to #4 - angelious (10/17/2013) [-]
superman is just a one dude.who was facing a guy who from what i heared is just as strong as he is(meaning zod could have taken out the avengers pretty much alone)

also in comics superman actually considers even buildings to be more precious than his life.
User avatar #14 to #4 - schnizel (10/17/2013) [-]
Leave him alone, leave Superman alone.
User avatar #98 to #4 - tylerneihoff (10/18/2013) [-]
They didnt have a world engine destroying the planet.

#74 to #4 - dukeofdickbutt (10/17/2013) [-]
You really do comment alot.
#12 to #4 - anon (10/17/2013) [-]
Superman always has 0 human lives lost if he can. he goes through extra measures to assure it. It is one of the things about superman that makes him popular in old comics to some. I never saw the movies just thought I would say that.
User avatar #39 - Soilwork (10/17/2013) [-]
thor would destroy superman
User avatar #42 to #39 - dudemans (10/17/2013) [-]
***** , you high?
User avatar #43 to #42 - bonlino (10/17/2013) [-]
god vs alien.
User avatar #44 to #43 - dudemans (10/17/2013) [-]
Not actually a god just called one, he's as much of an alien as Superman
#52 to #44 - hachintheaxe (10/17/2013) [-]
That magic hammer is the x-factor but thor is one cocky **** so supes might be able to get the drop on him
User avatar #57 to #52 - dudemans (10/17/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO-uN-EyEjM this may or may not create more debates
#58 to #57 - hachintheaxe (10/17/2013) [-]
Not a bad fight but i gotta give it a meh. Thats what happens when fans vote on the result. Like i said, That magic hammer is the x-factor.
User avatar #91 to #58 - loomiss ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Dr. Manhattan >>> all
User avatar #66 to #39 - Soilwork (10/17/2013) [-]
superman is weak against magic, thor's hammer is all magic.
User avatar #45 to #39 - shinyarmor ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
superman can carry mjoinlar or whatever the hammer is called
User avatar #62 to #45 - eiaisqzbsesb (10/17/2013) [-]
Clearly you didn't know about norse mythology.

Molnir isn't that heavy for a hammer, it's just that only Thor can lift it because magic.
User avatar #68 to #62 - shinyarmor ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
superman loses to magic, as does all other things.
User avatar #69 to #68 - eiaisqzbsesb (10/17/2013) [-]
Indeed.
User avatar #60 to #45 - cablenibbler (10/17/2013) [-]
clearly you didnt watch thor
User avatar #61 to #60 - shinyarmor ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
nop
User avatar #50 to #39 - metajunky (10/17/2013) [-]
Not sure about "destroy," since they are both very powerful. If anything I give the speed, intelligence, and versitility edge to Superman and the destructive ability, fighting skills, and range edge to Thor
#65 - checkandmate (10/17/2013) [-]
>Superman punches Zod into a gas station, literally blowing up a car and the entire 7/11, killing possibly 2-5 people accidentally   
>Doesn't take the fight away from Smallville or Metropolis ever, knowing all the destruction they are causing   
>FoS ship is 20K years old, but had the Superman costume all those years   
>Lois is conveniently there when Clark is in FoS ship   
>Lois is allowed in a military craft to putt a key in a hole, because all reporters are   
>Zod wants Lois on the ship for information he know he'll get from Superman anyway   
>Supermans father was a borderline retard who said its better to sacrifice lives than to reveal your identity    
>Never talked about heroism ONCE, but tells him that his life is more important than others (opposite of heroism)   
>Lois/Superman is basic 1 dimensional attraction,   
>They kiss in the middle of a destroyed city with the ashes of the thousands of people that died falling on them   
   
   
TL;DR. Man of Steel sucked and you know it. The only thing good about it was the cgi.
>Superman punches Zod into a gas station, literally blowing up a car and the entire 7/11, killing possibly 2-5 people accidentally
>Doesn't take the fight away from Smallville or Metropolis ever, knowing all the destruction they are causing
>FoS ship is 20K years old, but had the Superman costume all those years
>Lois is conveniently there when Clark is in FoS ship
>Lois is allowed in a military craft to putt a key in a hole, because all reporters are
>Zod wants Lois on the ship for information he know he'll get from Superman anyway
>Supermans father was a borderline retard who said its better to sacrifice lives than to reveal your identity
>Never talked about heroism ONCE, but tells him that his life is more important than others (opposite of heroism)
>Lois/Superman is basic 1 dimensional attraction,
>They kiss in the middle of a destroyed city with the ashes of the thousands of people that died falling on them


TL;DR. Man of Steel sucked and you know it. The only thing good about it was the cgi.
User avatar #1 - schnizel (10/16/2013) [-]
What is all this **** like Superman caused the invasion. He did his best you ******* now back off.
I got your back my best white men, well after Hitler
User avatar #7 to #1 - traveltech ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Well, he kind of did cause the invasion
User avatar #13 to #7 - schnizel (10/17/2013) [-]
Jews...................
#81 - tinyer (10/17/2013) [-]
Too bad Man of Steel sucked.

Honestly, how the **** can Clark defeat Zod and his goons if they were trained military personnel back on their homeplanet?
Clark just grew up on Earth.

It would've been better if his years of training to control his senses would've been the destruction of Zod and his army, but other than that, there really is no reason Super Man should've won.

Also, a lot of the jokes in that movie were incredibly stupid. Especially that "he's hot" bit towards the end.
User avatar #89 to #81 - tabarzins (10/17/2013) [-]
They merely adopted the yellow sun radiation. Superman was born in it, molded by it.

I didn't like the movie that much either. I went there to watch superman, not smallville. They didn't need all the parts where we see him grow up because most people already know superman's story.
User avatar #86 to #81 - vindictivenature (10/17/2013) [-]
Ah you think the Sun is your ally? Zod merely adopted the Sun. Clark was born into it. Clark didn't see the kryptonite until he was already a man, by then it was nothing to him but painful!
#67 - kingofgodss (10/17/2013) [-]
They're both fictional movies and people in the comments are debating them as if they're real life events. Want to know why there wasn't as much city damage in the Avengers as Man of Steel? Because it was ******* written that way. Shut the **** up you nerds.
#80 to #67 - exceeding (10/17/2013) [-]
shut up you!
#16 - selfdenyingbeggar (10/17/2013) [-]
**** Robert Downey Jr.
#37 to #16 - anon (10/17/2013) [-]
i agree, he is a douche
User avatar #32 to #16 - harrywarden (10/17/2013) [-]
Sure, I'm down with that.
User avatar #17 to #16 - Davidowns (10/17/2013) [-]
Don't you think if it was that easy people would?
User avatar #19 to #17 - superunclesam (10/17/2013) [-]
Id **** him, and im not even gay (I might be a little gay)
User avatar #21 to #19 - Davidowns (10/17/2013) [-]
Wanna be a little gay with each other?
User avatar #24 to #21 - superunclesam (10/17/2013) [-]
Not sure my girlfriend would be happy with me
User avatar #25 to #24 - Davidowns (10/17/2013) [-]
We can make it a three way.
User avatar #38 to #25 - nang (10/17/2013) [-]
It's not gay if it's in a threeway.

If there's a hunni in the middle there's some leeway.
#90 - worried (10/17/2013) [-]
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sorry, i didnt have a league to back me up.... i was too busy trying to keep a group of superpowered special ops team who only one of them is literally stronger than your entire team put together, from destroying the entire world... without having to worry about having a panic attack.... how is that going for you?
User avatar #76 - naroemcgarson ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
what did you expect, sending him into battle without his red underwear.
User avatar #64 - mindology (10/17/2013) [-]
No matter how i see it, it all depends on the writer, Stan said when he created Thor he meant for him to be his most powerful super hero ever made. Comparing Thor and superman is very hard because by comic wise they both have many forms and have done many things. I saw a picture in the comments with goku, Yes goku is stronger then both Thor and superman but that's not very fair because its all about like i said written. I could write a superhero right now that could end the universe in one hit but it doesn't mean anything. All about the writer and unless there in the same universe you cant compare at all.
User avatar #88 to #64 - kingcoote (10/17/2013) [-]
It is easy to compare the two for two facts and they are: Thor's powers (despite the current movie franchise) come from a form of magic, the second fact is that Superman has a gigantic weakness to magic.
#8 - anon (10/17/2013) [-]
I liked Man of Steel more than any marvel movie.
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