Man of Steel Vs Avengers. Collateral damages. SERIOUSLY, IT WON 8 [IF YOU TO STOP All ALIEN INVASION? i' teii! jioc THE Em’ pri, FEW SAVING HUMAN LIVES. Haw :.
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Man of Steel Vs Avengers

Collateral damages

SERIOUSLY, IT
WON 8 [IF YOU
TO STOP All ALIEN
INVASION?
i' teii! jioc THE Em’ pri,
FEW SAVING HUMAN LIVES.
Haw :. MAGE DID mu WEE av THE WAY?’
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User avatar #2 - tylerneihoff (10/17/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I suppose you didnt watch the movie very well.

He didnt do any damage in Metropolis. Zod did like 99% of it and the machine. HE crushed his face against the side of one building. He flew through a construction site. He didnt throw Zod through building, he didnt level anything. Zod did all of that.
#4 to #2 - snakefire (10/17/2013) [-]
But how much destruction did the avengers prevent, whereas superman just didn't give a **** .
User avatar #6 - sockprague (10/17/2013) [+] (50 replies)
I know i'm gonna get red thumbs... but besides Hulk and Thor (who don't get along) none of the avengers could have handled what Superman did.

Captain America is my favorite superhero of all time forever
#16 - selfdenyingbeggar (10/17/2013) [+] (8 replies)
**** Robert Downey Jr.
User avatar #17 to #16 - Davidowns (10/17/2013) [-]
Don't you think if it was that easy people would?
#67 - kingofgodss (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
They're both fictional movies and people in the comments are debating them as if they're real life events. Want to know why there wasn't as much city damage in the Avengers as Man of Steel? Because it was ******* written that way. Shut the **** up you nerds.
#80 to #67 - exceeding (10/17/2013) [-]
shut up you!
User avatar #29 - fittesteik (10/17/2013) [-]
Well most of the damage to the city was caused by the world machine.
User avatar #11 - goodnewseveryone (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I his defence the city was already pretty ******
User avatar #84 - Johnnychristian (10/17/2013) [-]
That's not fair. Thor is a supernatural god. Black Widow and Hawkeye are both trained assasin. Iron Man had experience fighting from two movies. Captain America is a somewhat experienced Super Soldier. The Hulk is the goddamn hulk.

Clark is an awkward Krptonian that only technically found out he's a krpytonian (by name) like less than 24 hours before Zod got there. Also, it was literally his first day on the goddamn job and he took down at least 3 or 4 ( i haven't seen it in months) trained kryptonian millitants. He destroyed half or more of the city but they were a bunch of douchebags. At least his mom and dog were okay. So sorry Tony, but **** you. I know Clark was talking bollocks, but still, **** you. I love you though. kthxbai
#81 - tinyer (10/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Too bad Man of Steel sucked.

Honestly, how the **** can Clark defeat Zod and his goons if they were trained military personnel back on their homeplanet?
Clark just grew up on Earth.

It would've been better if his years of training to control his senses would've been the destruction of Zod and his army, but other than that, there really is no reason Super Man should've won.

Also, a lot of the jokes in that movie were incredibly stupid. Especially that "he's hot" bit towards the end.
User avatar #89 to #81 - tabarzins (10/17/2013) [-]
They merely adopted the yellow sun radiation. Superman was born in it, molded by it.

I didn't like the movie that much either. I went there to watch superman, not smallville. They didn't need all the parts where we see him grow up because most people already know superman's story.
#75 - nymikemet (10/17/2013) [-]
In Supermans Defense, Tony Stark Had Panic Attacks while Superman is Still Superman.   
 Batman Is Better
In Supermans Defense, Tony Stark Had Panic Attacks while Superman is Still Superman.
Batman Is Better
User avatar #39 - Soilwork (10/17/2013) [+] (15 replies)
thor would destroy superman
User avatar #50 to #39 - metajunky (10/17/2013) [-]
Not sure about "destroy," since they are both very powerful. If anything I give the speed, intelligence, and versitility edge to Superman and the destructive ability, fighting skills, and range edge to Thor
#15 - spacedunk (10/17/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Come on. The Avengers aliens could've been stopped by a platoon of soldiers. Or throw in a few jets and apaches as well, and you're golden. They fell like flies to Hawkeye and his ladyfriend. Face those aliens off against a well-trained force of soldiers with air support? They would be gone in minutes.
User avatar #9 - knightr **User deleted account** (10/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Well I like both marvel and DC but technically superman only fought a small team of people with a big boss at the end. While the avengers fought an army.

seriously, at the end of man of steel he was pretty much just having a dragon ball z fight and destroying everything around them without a care in the world.
User avatar #100 to #9 - tylerneihoff (10/18/2013) [-]
Come on...Superman fought against 3 other SUPERMEN

The aliens in the Avengers went down with bows and arrows.
#90 - worried (10/17/2013) [-]
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sorry, i didnt have a league to back me up.... i was too busy trying to keep a group of superpowered special ops team who only one of them is literally stronger than your entire team put together, from destroying the entire world... without having to worry about having a panic attack.... how is that going for you?
User avatar #76 - naroemcgarson (10/17/2013) [-]
what did you expect, sending him into battle without his red underwear.
User avatar #64 - mindology (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
No matter how i see it, it all depends on the writer, Stan said when he created Thor he meant for him to be his most powerful super hero ever made. Comparing Thor and superman is very hard because by comic wise they both have many forms and have done many things. I saw a picture in the comments with goku, Yes goku is stronger then both Thor and superman but that's not very fair because its all about like i said written. I could write a superhero right now that could end the universe in one hit but it doesn't mean anything. All about the writer and unless there in the same universe you cant compare at all.
#22 - anonymous (10/17/2013) [-]
It's not like superman could have stopped the destruction without causing more destruction. You gotta do what you gotta do. He saved the WORLD bitch
#8 - anonymous (10/17/2013) [-]
I liked Man of Steel more than any marvel movie.
User avatar #1 - schnizel (10/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What is all this **** like Superman caused the invasion. He did his best you ******* now back off.
I got your back my best white men, well after Hitler
User avatar #7 to #1 - traveltech (10/17/2013) [-]
Well, he kind of did cause the invasion
#10 - sirhyden (10/17/2013) [-]
Is is a bird? Is it a plane? No it's supercunt!
#65 - checkandmate (10/17/2013) [-]
>Superman punches Zod into a gas station, literally blowing up a car and the entire 7/11, killing possibly 2-5 people accidentally   
>Doesn't take the fight away from Smallville or Metropolis ever, knowing all the destruction they are causing   
>FoS ship is 20K years old, but had the Superman costume all those years   
>Lois is conveniently there when Clark is in FoS ship   
>Lois is allowed in a military craft to putt a key in a hole, because all reporters are   
>Zod wants Lois on the ship for information he know he'll get from Superman anyway   
>Supermans father was a borderline retard who said its better to sacrifice lives than to reveal your identity    
>Never talked about heroism ONCE, but tells him that his life is more important than others (opposite of heroism)   
>Lois/Superman is basic 1 dimensional attraction,   
>They kiss in the middle of a destroyed city with the ashes of the thousands of people that died falling on them   
   
   
TL;DR. Man of Steel sucked and you know it. The only thing good about it was the cgi.
>Superman punches Zod into a gas station, literally blowing up a car and the entire 7/11, killing possibly 2-5 people accidentally
>Doesn't take the fight away from Smallville or Metropolis ever, knowing all the destruction they are causing
>FoS ship is 20K years old, but had the Superman costume all those years
>Lois is conveniently there when Clark is in FoS ship
>Lois is allowed in a military craft to putt a key in a hole, because all reporters are
>Zod wants Lois on the ship for information he know he'll get from Superman anyway
>Supermans father was a borderline retard who said its better to sacrifice lives than to reveal your identity
>Never talked about heroism ONCE, but tells him that his life is more important than others (opposite of heroism)
>Lois/Superman is basic 1 dimensional attraction,
>They kiss in the middle of a destroyed city with the ashes of the thousands of people that died falling on them


TL;DR. Man of Steel sucked and you know it. The only thing good about it was the cgi.
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