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what Mollie 58! when the! new
that I am a male norm-
I um: made no choose
that
I You must Ilka liming
Mollie.
I I have Bron. ll
Iron mill mo?
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Submitted: 05/06/2014
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#5 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I'm actually studying to become somewhat of a male nurse... Just doing it in the Dutch army, still a nurse though. xD
User avatar #6 to #5 - ohhh (05/06/2014) [-]
I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?
User avatar #8 - twistedwoodthing (05/06/2014) [-]
Had to look up that reference, I'd forgotten that movie.

And anyway, I'm in total awe of nurses, gender irrespective. They put up with so much **** - figurative and literal - in their profession, so dealing with both that and stupid cultural bias makes them the best kind of people there are.
#10 - schmitty (05/06/2014) [-]
YFW
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User avatar #19 - kyoutu (05/07/2014) [+] (13 replies)
I always assume they failed or simply weren't smart enough to become a doctor.
I mean, who'd rather be a nurse then a doctor?
User avatar #29 to #19 - emipr ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
I'm in med school and let me tell you, nurses are an extremely important part of the health system and their job is very much different from that a medic do.
Doctors cure diseases, nurses cure people...
#7 - mkgt (05/06/2014) [-]
WAT
#16 - slantedvanity (05/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I feel bad for nurses sometimes. I got sent to the hospital because I had fluid in my lungs I had to stay over night.    
   
>Was the only patient for most of the night   
>Would drift in and out of sleep    
>Old man gets admitted around midnight   
>Just waking up at 4 am, hear weird groaning   
>Nurse muffles and a guy moaning   
>Nurse says "oh god it won't stop coming out"   
>Descendant of chewbacca must have been admitted   
>"oh god how could you live like this"   
>Putrid smell evacuates towards my bed   
>The sounds of mac n cheese mixed with dry heaving sounds from nurse intensifies    
>"How could you deal with this, I feel so bad for you"   
   
Guy had bowel problems I didn't really pay attention because of the smell of what really happened.
I feel bad for nurses sometimes. I got sent to the hospital because I had fluid in my lungs I had to stay over night.

>Was the only patient for most of the night
>Would drift in and out of sleep
>Old man gets admitted around midnight
>Just waking up at 4 am, hear weird groaning
>Nurse muffles and a guy moaning
>Nurse says "oh god it won't stop coming out"
>Descendant of chewbacca must have been admitted
>"oh god how could you live like this"
>Putrid smell evacuates towards my bed
>The sounds of mac n cheese mixed with dry heaving sounds from nurse intensifies
>"How could you deal with this, I feel so bad for you"

Guy had bowel problems I didn't really pay attention because of the smell of what really happened.
User avatar #3 - xXFairyXx (05/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I actually find it a terrible shame that men Can't seem to go into nursing without the profiling. I'm sure most guys when they have "male" problems would much prefer having another Guy helping out. I know I much prefer having A female nurse looking after me in hospital being Female.
User avatar #9 to #3 - erotictentacle (05/06/2014) [-]
I'm male, and when i was in a hospital i was more than happy with my female nurse~
#32 - boxofwonderz (05/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #30 - kdtreyfive (05/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
You must be a Filipino.
#41 - mohawkwarrior (05/12/2014) [-]
Welcome to the male nursing brotherhood, my friend. If you work in a hospital, you WILL get every single old, fat chick asking if that nice man can give them their sponge bath. Find a nice way to pawn them off on one of the assistants. Pretending there is a code only works so many times on one person.
#37 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/07/2014) [-]
male nursing student right here, never had someone ask me to milk them... Must not be experienced enough. Love the support coming from the fj community here in the comments. To the douche saying male nurses just couldn't make it as a doc **** you nursing school is ******* tough especially bachelors programs. Health professionals work as a team a doc diagnoses and prescribes meds the nurse assesses and addresses issues such as pain, comfort, self image, safety, and more. Nurses are people who like people and prefer close contact care that is nurturing in its nature. Doctors are more mechanical, in a good way, and are good at identifying disease. It's a rant I know but I got a passion ok. Not a murse dammit I'm a nurse.
#31 - thethirddoctor (05/07/2014) [-]
m..m...mu-- murse. MURSE!
User avatar #12 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (05/06/2014) [-]
You forgot "Why not a doctor?"
#11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/06/2014) [-]
There are some nights when us males outnumber the female nurses.
User avatar #4 - theavatar (05/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
If your a male nurse youll get hired o the spot. My uncle and his wife are both nurses and work for a prison he got hired in a lower spot she did and is getting paid more. plus with how big people are getting they think that men have better upper body strength to lift the more heavy people from bed to bed
User avatar #2 - sirkanesixtytwo (05/06/2014) [-]
That was ******* top tier right there.
#1 - thefirstporkchop (05/06/2014) [-]
Got Milk?
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