Making dinner

evilhomer

A Japanese girl, (tlr/ RA/ v), posted these
photos of her horrific home cooking on Twitter:
its unclear exactly what happened here, based
on the visual evidence, we think the most likely
explanation is that she was using a haunted
checkbook.,
But regardless of what happened, unless she was
trying em a new recipe fer delicious night terrors,
this wasn' t the intended result.
Til never be able to become sameone' s pride..."

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Submitted:	11/09/2015

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#1 - berengar (11/09/2015) [-]

When will people learn that The Necronomicon is not a cookbook.

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#90 to #1 - brutaii (11/10/2015) [-]

Unlike this guy

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#41 to #1 - ihateeverybodytoo (11/10/2015) [-]

you say that until you try the okonomiyaki.

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#85 to #1 - randaxkull (11/10/2015) [-]

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#66 to #1 - slycoop (11/10/2015) [-]

This is though, right?

#79 to #66 - koholla (11/10/2015) [-]

That book's a bit outdated, and i don't agree with some of the things in it ( mainly the part about causing trouble in the McDonalds ), but if i'm right, it was written by a teenager and that's impressive. I've learned more from youtube to be honest though, such a great thing to have, the internet.

#80 to #79 - mcmanybucks (11/10/2015) [-]

Some bloke updated it a few years ago. just look for Anarchist Cookbook Updated or somthing..its on kindle.

#81 to #80 - koholla (11/10/2015) [-]

oh cool to know, will do that. Have a famous drug man i made for you just now.

#73 to #66 - anon (11/10/2015) [-]

I own that book. Its a fun read.

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#49 to #1 - anon (11/10/2015) [-]

You say that like the souls of the damned aren't ******* delicious

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#8 to #1 - thetellerofstories (11/09/2015) [-]

what about the necronomnomnomicon?

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#38 to #8 - demonicknighty (11/10/2015) [-]

Here's a kid version

#48 to #38 - foxdragon (11/10/2015) [-]

#109 to #48 - anon (11/10/2015) [-]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1VmI2n685M

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#5 - psychadelicace (11/09/2015) [-]

I would suggest killing it with fire but that just seems to make it stronger

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#19 to #5 - anon (11/10/2015) [-]

Just pour head and shoulders on it

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#62 to #19 - toaofmemory (11/10/2015) [-]

Good movie

#64 to #62 - sonicsyndicate (11/10/2015) [-]

thx

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#4 - illustratorgirl (11/09/2015) [-]

**illustratorgirl used "*roll picture*"**
**illustratorgirl rolled image**It was probably something with a high sugar content. If you are making toffee or caramel and use too high a heat or wander off, this can happen.

#40 to #4 - waker (11/10/2015) [-]

I somehow think it might be miso? I don't know if a large amount of it would do this but you could easily think you need more of it than you actually do.

#53 to #4 - shadowstepone ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]

might have been something like jook though, savory rice pudding with a lot of vinegar. If it gets badly burnt it looks something like that.

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#12 to #4 - TheMather ONLINE (11/09/2015) [-]

Imagine how horrible the smell was with all that burnt sugar.

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#23 - gladiacelt (11/10/2015) [-]

If you put your hand in it, you may get a cool suit with super powers....

maybe?

#51 to #23 - uleaveinpieces ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]

Or...

#114 to #51 - gladiacelt (11/10/2015) [-]

yeah that's a possibility too

#2 - ifailedmyact (11/09/2015) [-]

This is actually how cosplay wigs are made.

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#3 to #2 - agronimo (11/09/2015) [-]

Please, further explain

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#18 to #3 - mattdoggy (11/10/2015) [-]

>cook this thing
>write down that you want a cosplay wig on blood a sheet of goat skin
>put the written request into the goo
>it bursts into flames and is teleported to Satan
>the contract is sealed and a wig arrives two to three business days later in the mail

#96 to #18 - ifailedmyact (11/10/2015) [-]

Spot on, chap.

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#28 - komandantmirkoo (11/10/2015) [-]

you shouldn't cook homemade asphalt

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#10 - alkamer (11/09/2015) [-]

She was cooking nightmare fuel aight?

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#35 - infinitereaper (11/10/2015) [-]

and here I thought the whole "girl can't cook and creates abominations" trope wasn't realistic

#92 to #35 - bakagaijin (11/10/2015) [-]

**bakagaijin used "*roll picture*"**
**bakagaijin rolled image**That Knife skill tho

#69 to #35 - thesecretbear (11/10/2015) [-]

Personally I can't think of a single thing she could have been making in a stove top pot that could end up like that.

#39 - blargtastic (11/10/2015) [-]

It's probably a recipe for homemade caramel. That looks like burnt sugar. or the souls of orphaned children and miyazaki's dreams. Pretty much the same thing.

#21 - oubliette (11/10/2015) [-]

for some raisin i thought of this

#32 to #21 - anon (11/10/2015) [-]

That's cool
Sauce?

#37 to #32 - oubliette (11/10/2015) [-]

>>#36,

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#33 to #21 - ponchies (11/10/2015) [-]

Mango sauce?

#36 to #33 - oubliette (11/10/2015) [-]

solitary knuckle-bumping associate if the privileged-gender

www.mangareader.net/onepunch-man/22/12

#68 to #33 - captainprincess (11/10/2015) [-]

juan slap hombré

#24 to #21 - supremetaco (11/10/2015) [-]

Get with the times man

#27 to #24 - oubliette (11/10/2015) [-]

**oubliette used "*roll picture*"**
**oubliette rolled image**
mango and amine comparisons will always have their prose and coms

#29 to #27 - zacoren (11/10/2015) [-]

This manag was written like an anime, there are bits where 5 pages are illustrating how a shot would look, and they use that exact sequence in the anime

#26 to #24 - supremetaco (11/10/2015) [-]

Curse you and your updates admin

#14 - msamnesia (11/09/2015) [-]

my friend was making some home made caramel once, and iforgot about it on the stove. it turned into something similar to this. one step closer to mystery solved.