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Make-A-Wish Kid

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do _ 40 points 3 hours ago
Att As a former Make a wish kid, I do too. Still enjoy my experiences till this day, and
it was 18 years ago. I went to Hollywood, felt like an dream!
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Att Aren' t you supposed to be dead?
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#1 - Decode (08/06/2015) [-]
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User avatar #69 to #1 - juter (08/07/2015) [-]
He looks like Charlie and now I can't stop hearing it in his voice
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#46 to #1 - anon (08/07/2015) [-]
whats the youtube vid that pic is from? i cant remember
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User avatar #49 to #46 - strii (08/07/2015) [-]
Illuminati conspiracies REVEALED
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User avatar #98 to #49 - thrifty (08/07/2015) [-]
Comments are gold.
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#101 to #98 - angelious (08/07/2015) [-]
the best ones are the people who are actually trying to seriously talk about illuminati being real
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#2 to #1 - jettom ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
They don't only grant wishes to kid with a 100% chance of death.
Kids with cancer, leukemia or other diseases that have a high chance of killing them are eligible for make-a-wish.
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User avatar #19 to #2 - daftiduck (08/06/2015) [-]
I had leukemia when I was 12 and I got a wish.
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User avatar #20 to #19 - jettom ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
That's really cool! What was your wish?
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User avatar #21 to #20 - daftiduck (08/06/2015) [-]
I never actually used it.
I was having treatment for the better part of 5 years, so that ruled out going on a special holiday, and by the time I was all clear I was 17 and there really wasn't anything I wanted to do.
If I was younger, I probably would've done the generic Disney World trip or something, but with being 17, all the stuff I wanted to do was too expensive so I just left it.
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#29 to #21 - anon (08/06/2015) [-]
Actual cool story from a total bro
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User avatar #23 to #21 - jettom ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
That's really Honorable of you. Many people would abuse that, and not once consider it'd be expensive. You're a selfless guy.
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#47 to #23 - anon (08/07/2015) [-]
not too expensive its just the program doesn't cover that much expense
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User avatar #71 to #47 - novus (08/07/2015) [-]
then.... then dicks to you for having such outlandish fantasies!
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User avatar #96 to #71 - daftiduck (08/07/2015) [-]
Honestly, that's pretty accurate. 17 is the legal driving age in England, so my first thought was "I wonder if the wish foundation would buy me my first car" but that would've been around £10'000 and I knew they wouldn't have paid that so I just said **** it.
And besides, over the 5 years, I was put on disabled benefits because the chemo made my legs sore the benefits system is so unfair and I accumulated £8'000 so I can just get a car with that.
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User avatar #48 to #21 - maxismahname (08/07/2015) [-]
Damn bro, I congratulate you on being alive, must have been pretty hard...
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User avatar #63 to #2 - elcreepo (08/07/2015) [-]
There's no such thing as a 100% chance of death, though. Unless you count in the very very long term.

Pancreatic cancer has more than a 70% kill rate.

But for the other 30%... they live. And nobody knows if they're in the percentage that lives or dies, unless of course you don't have insurance in a country that makes insurance a necessity for healthcare. Then you're most likely gonna die. But there's always a chance. Always.
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#92 to #63 - xxmemosxx (08/07/2015) [-]
What about decapitation? That has 100% death rate
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User avatar #104 to #92 - elcreepo (08/07/2015) [-]
I meant in terms of illnesses and diseases. But nice joke.
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User avatar #94 to #92 - dovnborg (08/07/2015) [-]
I dont think we grant wishes to kids diagnosed with decapitation
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#95 to #94 - xxmemosxx (08/07/2015) [-]
That's discrimination. I'll be taking this to the media/my tumblr
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User avatar #28 to #2 - mrwalkerfour (08/06/2015) [-]
in fact its better for those who are facing a high chance of death, such a wish could help their emotional state, which helps them deal with the treatment better.

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User avatar #60 to #2 - mrfloop (08/07/2015) [-]
They should like make sure the kid dies if theyre a total dick and ask for some really fancy ****
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User avatar #70 to #60 - juter (08/07/2015) [-]
I don't give a **** how ****** a kid is, you don't condemn them to ******* death. **** your couch, **** your mom, and **** you.
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#72 to #70 - mrfloop (08/07/2015) [-]
Wow man that was very rude and uncalled for.
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User avatar #73 to #72 - juter (08/07/2015) [-]
Eat **** and die, you ******* cunt
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#75 to #73 - mrfloop (08/07/2015) [-]
lelelell XDD u mad nerd?????!?!?!?!??!111
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User avatar #30 to #2 - kdawwwg (08/06/2015) [-]
both my sisters got make a wish they both have cystic fibrosis, and they loved there wishes.
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User avatar #10 - tacotrainone (08/06/2015) [-]
my brother had a super treatable form of cancer and was very low risk of dying, but he still got a make a wish, wich was cool cause we went skiing in colorado.
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User avatar #65 to #10 - kevinipples (08/07/2015) [-]
my friends sister was in the same situation. the whole family got to go to Australia. from US
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#108 to #10 - anon (08/10/2015) [-]
Why would you wish to spend all day in traffic like that?

Just kidding hoped you guys enjoyed coming out here lol.
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User avatar #100 to #10 - moorbs (08/07/2015) [-]
Man, I wish my brother got cancer
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#16 to #10 - adr (08/06/2015) [-]
you gave him cancer to go skiing didn't you
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#42 to #16 - stepsword (08/07/2015) [-]
he clicked a 9gag link by accident
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#5 - yousaygoodbye (08/06/2015) [-]
Oh my god Karen. You can't just ask people why they're not dead
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#13 - anon (08/06/2015) [-]
>"went to hollywood was a dream!"
>live in LA
>can go to hollywood whenever i want
>mfw dont even need cancer
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User avatar #14 to #13 - brcstar (08/06/2015) [-]
You don't need it, but you still have it.
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#15 to #14 - fantasticfox (08/06/2015) [-]
That was so cold he got freezer burn
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#9 - flnonymousseven ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
tfw he wished to be a llama and then he survived and is still a llama 18 yrs later.
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User avatar #17 - jokerjack (08/06/2015) [-]
I love Make a Wish

Our goalie was dying from his second go round with cancer. He still came to our games and was with the team the whole time in the locker rooms and giving just as much **** as he ever did and was a bright spot to everyone around him.

Make a Wish sent him on a guided Elk hunt to Idaho with his best friend (my defensive partner) and it was just the greatest week ever for the both of them. Within a year, we lost that little ****** . He was buried with his goalie mask and spent cartridge from the 6x6 elk he shot, as he requested from hospice. That dude was happy and strong in the face of death all the way to and past the end. Thank you Make a Wish for doing something amazing for an amazing person who gave back more to the people in his life than anyone could ever think possible
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#84 to #17 - anon (08/07/2015) [-]
Did your team go on to get the **** beat out of you by the Red Wings at the Pepsi Center?
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#105 to #84 - anon (08/07/2015) [-]
Beaten dumb ass learn english
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#106 to #105 - anon (08/07/2015) [-]
**** posters are the worst kind of may mays
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User avatar #25 to #17 - Elk (08/06/2015) [-]
:/
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#35 - lmOldGreg ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
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#18 - emptysuperman ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
Maybe he wished to be cured in LA
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User avatar #37 to #18 - otisriedel (08/06/2015) [-]
right click->search google for this image
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User avatar #39 to #38 - otisriedel (08/06/2015) [-]
there ya go m8e.
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User avatar #26 to #18 - thebobinito (08/06/2015) [-]
If she's in L.A I'll be there tomorrow.
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User avatar #32 to #18 - tiagodisouza (08/06/2015) [-]
who is this? i need to know so i can masturbate to her pictures
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User avatar #33 to #32 - emptysuperman ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
Don't know. But I have a picture of her topless and her rack is near perfect.
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User avatar #34 to #33 - tiagodisouza (08/06/2015) [-]
dear god please share
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User avatar #4 - jerrythefruit (08/06/2015) [-]
He cracked the system
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User avatar #51 - mendelevium (08/07/2015) [-]
Is it just me or do all the "wishes" seem super do-able.

Like nothing cool, like going into space or across the world.

It's like "YOU GET AN ALL EXPENSE PAID TRIP TO A 4 STAR HOTEL IN NEW MEXICO! Happy cancer!"
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User avatar #59 to #51 - leonhardt (08/07/2015) [-]
I wonder how many times they get the "I wish my cancer was gone" wish
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User avatar #52 to #51 - captainprincess ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-]
There are probably terms & conditions like no ridiculous **** kid this is a company not god
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User avatar #55 to #52 - theugandanhero (08/07/2015) [-]
Then it should be ******* called "Make-A-Vacation" and not "Make-A-Wish"
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User avatar #53 to #52 - mendelevium (08/07/2015) [-]
I feel like if your about to die and we are going to make millions filming your death you should get more then like a 5k trip somewhere.
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User avatar #54 to #53 - captainprincess ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-]
Not a very profitable attitude, that
Needs more pennypinching
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User avatar #58 to #53 - amsel (08/07/2015) [-]
This statement confuses me; who is making millions of dollars off of people dying?
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#12 - lordlannister (08/06/2015) [-]
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#97 - anon (08/07/2015) [-]
my friend had cancer twice and got two wishes, some people have all the luck
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#90 - daemonicdemeanor (08/07/2015) [-]
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**daemonicdemeanor rolled image**I knew a guy in high school who got to go on a Cruise from make a wish. He had some kind of cancer, but it went into remission. After he was done with cancer, he gained a little weight. He started working out and eating right. He studied nutrition, and after he got his degree, he joined the marines. So basically the bald, sickly kid; whom everyone thought would die any day, turned into a ******* killing machine with abs like Leonidas. What the **** do they do on these cruise ships?
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#91 to #90 - arugo (08/07/2015) [-]
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User avatar #11 - dabombmanater (08/06/2015) [-]
This happens a lot actually. Had a friend as a kid who wasn't supposed to make it to 14 years old. At age 12 he got to meet Marianas Trench. Was given like 1000$ in dj equipment cause he loves music. His 22nd birthday is this month
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#93 - budokai (08/07/2015) [-]
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User avatar #83 - gypsydude (08/07/2015) [-]
He cheated the system. He wished not to die. Most kids ask for something, but never think to ask of not dying.
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User avatar #85 to #83 - whatwhen (08/07/2015) [-]
idiots
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#64 - stonetomcat (08/07/2015) [-]
"What do you wish for?"
"To not be dying of cancer"
I believe that's from comic posted about a year ago, can't find it though
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User avatar #89 to #64 - roddor (08/07/2015) [-]
I remember it from South Park
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User avatar #61 - IHaveADHD (08/07/2015) [-]
"I wish for world peace."
"Uh no kid we can only grant material wishes"
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User avatar #50 - pyroteknyx (08/07/2015) [-]
No, he obviously wished for immortality.
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#22 - krayon (08/06/2015) [-]
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**krayon rolled image** can anyone guess who has granted the most wishes?
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#31 to #22 - jeremytheinsane (08/06/2015) [-]
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**jeremytheinsane rolled image** JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN CENAAAAAA!
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#40 to #31 - krayon (08/06/2015) [-]
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**krayon rolled image** THE CHAMP IS HERE!
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